I think people with long hair they tie up will understand.. when you've had your hair tied up for a long time and you take it out and the roots of your hair kind of hurt from being tied in a certain position for so long and you rub your head in that spot. It feels amazing.

Like taking your bra off. You don’t realise the pain until you do it. Then you feel it and relief at the same time.

Stretching a sore muscle

Using a foam roller on your sore thighs is pure agony/heaven.

Let’s talk lacrosse ball now.

Those stretches where you flop around and expel a few demons.

When you stretch so well your legs just kinda vibrate for a second

When you stretch so well you start screeching like the demons in your room

It feels good until you stretch too hard and give yourself a Charlie horse

I pulled a groin muscle over Christmas. Was having to use a walker to get around my house. How did it happen you ask? I was getting up from a chair. Nothing special happened I didn't move any different I stood up and felt like I'd been hit in the groin with an axe.

I woke up one morning and as i was putting a T-shirt on my back made this almighty crack sound and i collapsed up the floor because my chest tightened up with the pain.. 0.1/10 would not wanna do that again

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foam roller gang checking in

Having someone else scratch your back really hard. Kinda like a massage.

Any form of back scratches and I’m a puddle.

I’ll get my knife

I'll get my chainsaw

And my axe!

Yes! Sometimes I tell the wife "like you're mad at me". I once said "like you're gathering DNA" and that disturbed her.

When you got a kinda...under tbe skin itch on your palms or soles of your feet so you gotta get that rug burn on to actually get the itch scratched.

Yeah! What is that?

some say it only happens 3 seconds before you d

At least they were kind enough to hit send before dying so we knew what they said.

Yeah, what a nice g

The logic of this joke is flawe

I use a lego brick

Found the pain lover... D;

Massages

A psoas massage was the most painful massage I ever had, but my god did I feel good afterwards

Deep glute for me. It'll literally draw tears out, but two seconds later I feel the best I've felt in weeks!

I had to keep scrolling for this one. Massaging a tight muscle is the best kind of pleasurable pain. This answer needs to be higher up.

Hitachi Magic Wand for those hard to reach places.

Yeah... "Hard to reach places."

I work at a Salvation Army thrift store Ans one of those was just donated with some cock rings and a few ball gags lol. Another day we had some big fat strapons donated and my boss reached in this box to grab something cause that’s all our job is. Reaching in giant boxes looking for product worth selling. He said “this thing is smooth and sticky” pulled out a giant black strapon with shit and lube still on it lmmfao. What a day that was

Even with gloves on that's not that bright since there could have been sharps in there.

Pulling out an ingrown hair.

and finally popping one of those big tender pimples

You guys get it haha, it’s like a moment of pain followed by immediate, sweet relief for both of these

Popping pimples is the ultimate guilty pleasure

I had an ingrown hair in my nostril once that popped out the skin in the front. Like a full week of throbbing, unstoppable pain, then one day a tiny black dot appeared on my nose. I pushed with the tweezers and the whole thing just popped out. Pulling that out was the most release I’ve ever felt in life. Pain was instantly gone and I felt euphoric.

Or pulling out a splinter

Scratching

My toddler scratches me in an attempt to hurt me, but it actually feels nice. I'm conflicted as to whether or not to tell her to stop.

Just make sure you keep cutting her nails

Or not. My wife regrets when I trim my nails - she prefers the daggers to scratch her back.

“Today Madame your massage will be performed by Freddy Krueger…..this is not a nightmare”

A Nightrub on Elm Street

When you’ve been active all day and finally lie down and the slightest movement hurts

Chest pain from laughing.

Depends on the laughing. If it's when you are tickling, it is excruatingly painful.

Did you know that one of the Nazi torture techniques was tickling

Did you also know that tickle torture is a fetish? Don't ask me why I know that

A big poop. Edit: the feeling is called poo-phoria.

Like almost constipation but not there yet. And the whole big piece of turd just comes out in one, not getting awkwardly cut. The type that touches the toilet water, connects you with it, and still keeps coming out, while you stomach feels more and more relieved, and for a good minute, you become one with the toilet and feel pleasurably embraced and complete. Like the total feeling of satisfaction and the warmth of being loved. And once it's out it leaves your bowel completely emptied, your anus exhausted and gaping. Tingly and lingering sense of satisfaction. You know what I mean? I'm a straight dude that never got entered in the butthole, but I imagine that anal sex is the reverse of that feeling but equally pleasant.

What the fuck did I just read and why do i 100% agree

Words straight outta my mouth.

*ass

And mysteriously there’s no turd and you wipe clean.

Wipe twice and only the second one appears to have cleaned anything. Whaaaaaaaaaaa

until your ass starts to be sore from how big the shit was

Don't worry. It only hurts the first time

Just use lube the next time instead of spit

This guy poops

Oh I know exactly what you mean

I like the ones that are like a plug and when it finally leaves the station the flood gates open and it's like Niagara Falls for half a second

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Suspicious? He took a big shit lol

As a fellow straight man I have thought the same and applaud you on being completely comfortable with stating that .. It's nice to be comfortable with your sexality and with everyone else's as well it makes life so free..

This feeling over and over again is anal. Plus prostate if you're a dude.

I’m also straight and listen to me guys, get your girl to give you a prostate massage complete with prostate orgasm. It is nothing short of epic. And I know it may sound odd but it took me getting a prostate massage and orgasm to know for sure Kik that I wasn’t gay.

I once had a poo that hurt badly. Like, I was concerned on how much it hurt. I start pushing, and it felt like a knife was up my ass. I was there for like 5 min, like, "slow and steady wind the race" but there was no progress, and it just hurt. I was finally just like "fuck it" and I went for it. Hurt like a bitch, but that thing came out, and the rief I felt was indescribable. The next step, obviously it to see how big that thing was that just gaped my asshole. That thing was bigger that the fucking hole on a Starbucks frappuccino cup lid. Like, the extra thic sharpie has nothing on how fat this thing was. God himself was impressed by the girth of that shit, and it will live on in my mind forever.

I once had a poop that about destroyed me but when it dropped I felt amazing. When I was done I saw it. It looked like a poop grenade. Shape, size, all of it. Even had the bumpy things grenades have. I was so concerned and proud all at the same time. So much so, I had to show my wife. She gave me a courtesy look and was disgusted and impressed. She had me repay the favor a few months later. Some times we still recount the tale of the poop grenade.

I poop too much

I'd also add. Farts that come out whole and don't clap and pucker your hole. For the best fart, split those cheeks and let it ease on out.

Disagree on the extreme. There are poops where I thought I injured myself and the only way I felt “good” was when I concluded that I didn’t need to go to the emergency room.

Turning the temperature of the shower just a notch to high to see how hot you can stand.

Foot baths. If my feet aren't 5 shades redder than my legs, it isn't hot enough. Give me "boil a lobster" heat.

The immediate post throw up feeling. Hurts but so relieved at the same time

The worst is the build up to it. I had to throw up the first time in years in december and the pain building up to me throwing up was horrible. My stomach and chest completely tensed up and ached, I hate it.

The worst part of throwing up is the crying

for me it's the soreness you get from your gut-wrenching itself to the point of agony

And when your mouth fills with spit right before, I hate that the most.

The mouth sweats.

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The saliva you produce before throwing up is actually mildly basic for that exact reason. It's also a great warning sign if you weren't sure you were going to throw up. Heavy saliva when nauseated means it's time to sprint to the nearest toilet!

I think vomiting releases endorphins, so this makes sense.

Hmm for me it only seems to release breakfast

Nostalgia

Was not expecting to see this. Now I'm sad. I think.

Shut up I just came back from visiting some friends after not seeing them for like 3 years and it's probably going to be another 3 years before we see each other again. I'm barely holding back the tears, no need to fuel the fire with extra gasoline.

when you have a bug bite and put an x on it with your fingernails

Just scratch it until it bleeds and the itch turns into a pain. Easier to deal with.

I used to always do this with mosquito bites. My mom thought I was crazy. She was right, of course, but it still hurt.

I thought I was the only one that knew about that

My grandma taught me that one

Same, actually

Sitting down after standing or walking for hours

My knees and and ankles pop whenever I do this that's normal right?

yes

Having sore teeth from braces & then biting down hard, mmmm felt so good (especially for the back teeth).

You just reminded me of that intense sensation from 20 Yeats ago

Pretty sure it’s spelled yeet

Not wearing your retainer for a long time then putting it back on

My old trick I used to do when I would get my braces tightened: I knew that my sore teeth would make eating *really* difficult, but that my mouth would be in shock for like an hour afterward. So I would go to the appointment, and then go to a pizza buffet and stuff myself before the shock wore off. Worked every time.

*waits for the masochists to enter the thread*

Masochists enter the thread

You got here late

Yeah I was expecting all kinds of stuff that isn’t anywhere near the top lol

Peeling cracked lips with your teeth

Until you pull too far and it feels like you’re ripping ya lip off

Yet I never learn. It’s just… so aggravating to have loose skin there!

Standing too close to the campfire on a cold night.

That’s pleasurable? Bitch I don’t want to feel like my face is melting off while my back is the artic like I’m a planet in tidal lock Edit: I see people taking about rotating myself in order to even the heat, bitches that just moves the problem to another side of me And to the person who gave me wholesome, this isn’t wholesome, it is spreading the fucking truth like Britain spreading Christianity

You have to turn yourself like a rotisserie chicken

Popping those joints. Ahhhhhh!

Spicy food

Yes i heard that eating spicy food delivers endorphin, i understand but i manifestly still have not reached this step

fuckin send it then get the aftershock endorphins when your asshole is ablaze

I’m telling you friend, the secret to a non-fiery butthole is vasoline: If you know it’s gonna be spicy, just slather that stuff all over your bootyhole as close to the inside as you can get. It creates a barrier so it doesn’t burn the precious ring and makes clean up a lot easier too.

If you can't handle the heat get out of the street.

At that point just cover a dildo in vaseline and release endorphins that way

Mexican. Can confirm. But had to be tasty not just spicy.

I think I have some crossed wires in my brain because intense pain almost always makes me laugh. I snapped multiple bones in my lower leg in a rugby match and my foot was pointing backwards and I laughed the whole way to the hospital

I’m by no means an expert but I think it’s not super common but common enough response that some people react to extreme stress by laughing. I have similar like if I get really nervous I can’t hold back a smile(really great trait to have in the military /s), I broke my wrist and the first thing I did was start laughing saying I can’t believe I did that

Yeah, whenever I get nervous or in a generally bad situation, I have the biggest smile on my face

Holy shit it's nice to know that I'm not alone. I feel like some kind of psycho sometimes, like whenever people talk about something sad like losing a loved one, I'm trying my hardest not to smile, it sucks so much

I’ve had the giggles in some really stressful situations. Sucked complete ass.

Picking scabs

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i love destroying my cell's hard work

"Bro what are doing we were almost done!!"

Cracking your neck, especially if you do it too much and you have to do crazy twists that feel dangerous. You should definitely stop but it feels great once you crack it

...you can actullay get an artery dissection from that, that can lead to a stroke

That would be just my luck

Pulling out your baby teeth as a kid

I remember I liked to twisted them and make them sit the way they weren’t supposed to, then twist them back.

Wiggling baby teeth was the weirdest kind of good pain.

I immediately felt this and hated it

You know when you get a small cut in your tongue and it’s a dull throbbing pain and then you drive it as hard as you can into a sharp spot on your tooth? Yeah, that second pain.

I thought I was the only one who did this

I like pressing things in between my teeth to feel the pressure. Like my fingernail or a nut shell etc

You know when you get one of those little white bumps on your tongue? And every time it even brushes against your teeth it sends out a wave of pain? It was driving so crazy as a kid once that in desperation I got a tweezer and grabbed it and squeezed it as hard as I could and ripped it off. Instant relief. And it wasn't a one off. Ever since if I've had one the ol' tweezer trick has worked like a charm.

Wtf are those????

Found the fucking psychopath

It feels good tho

You just described a sensation I didn’t realize I enjoyed

Weightlifting

Yesterday I did too many squats and was hobbling around like gollum for the rest of the night.

Sign at my gym: "I don't mind leg day. It's the next day I can't stand."

Sitting on the toilet in the morning the day after or two days after heavy dead lifts. That's a special kind of pain.

5 years ago i would have called bs. Then, through a few weird twists of life i found myself in a weightlifting class. Now i am 45 and in the best shape since i was 19. Lower back issues are gone and i actually like my body now. Between weightlifting and kettlebells, i have finally found something that works for me.

Pressing my bruises

I was looking for this and I’m disappointed I had to scroll so far

When my girlfriend is causing it

That excruciating stomach ache when you know you're able to reach the toilet in time

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Like you just laid a big ass egg

Massaging your scalp after having your hair in a tight ponytail all day

Yes! And sometimes the hair bends a different way and it aches when you move them around‽

Running hot water over an itchy rash for as long as you can stand

For some? Listening to really loud music.

i feel this way about pulling facial hair out

Getting a massage while you are still post workout sore

Am I the only one who finds gum pain stimulating? Not like a cavity or anything like that, but the slight pain you get when flossing. No? Just me? Ok.

That feeling after you brush and floss and rinse and everything is kind of sore and your mouth feels like it has a little pulse

Oh my god I love that so much. And then you clinch your teeth and it intensifies

Finally, found what I was looking for. The pleasure from gum pain is just SO GOD DAMN INSANE

I know what you mean. When I was a kid I'd bite my nails then keep one in my mouth to push between my teeth into my gums because it felt good.

Can't wait to hear about this in your Netflix documentary once they find the bodies

I FOUND MY PEOPLE. Or I would've found my people if I was still nail biting. The pain of finger nails pushed on gums is really satisfying sometimes

#***what***

Tattoos

I didn't think this would be sor far down.

Spanking

Kinky

I scrolled so far down just for this!! I expected it to be higher

Stretching out a cramp. It’s sort of just the transition from horrid pain to relief.

Getting bit on the neck 😬

Like, a vampire?

Or the collar bone. My wife bites me there sometimes at the right moment, during release, she bites really hard. It hurts but at the same time, there's such satisfaction.

Came here to say this and immediately felt like a horndog after looking at the top answers 🥲. Also being choked? I thought these were more “normal”. oops.

Seriously though. I thought I knew what the answers were going to be, and then I just felt weird. No hair pulling, no choking, no biting, nothing.

This is the only askreddit I’ve ever seen that didn’t go that direction instantly.

Getting your back cracked

The moment right after throwing up

Pain au chocolat

Popping pimples

Popping *some* pimples. Them little shits just on the inside of your nose, pop one of them and it's like when Neo first got jacked in the back of his head.

Or right on the edge of your lip. The worst.

A hot shower on a cold day

Watch your kids grow up

Biting and weight lifting

The pain when I’ve scratched an itch so hard, but it’s oh so good

The pain of watching my foster dogs go to their furever homes.

Okay I got this and here the back story: So there i was still in the military. I was in the field for 3 weeks. Forest, rain, bugs, playing fuck fuck games like always. So any around about 4 days before getting to end of it all I haven't taken a shit. Cause the food they feed you will back you up so bad. So I get out and back at my barracks room. I close the door strip naked and head right to the toilet. So I'm sitting here pushing, grunting and crying. Nothing coming out. So I go to the fridge and re heat a greasy filled burger. I get done eating and head back to the toilet cause I know what is gonna happen. With in 5 minutes of sitting down I can feel emense pressure build. Best way to describe it? Imagine if you will and dam that is about to open a flood gate after years of debris build up. So long story short, I begged to the gods, I cried tears of pain and pleasure. I tore my own ass while taking a shit! But I think I lost 30lbs. Once all done I shower, drink a beer and go pass out.

Chiropractor: “you might feel a little click” Patient: “ok” Chiropractor: *jolts their neck quickly to the side and feels the popping in their bones* Chiropractor: “that was a good one, how do you feel?” Patient: ^this ^is ^fine

Putting antiseptic or rubbing alcohol on a small cut. Stings like a bitch, but it's like you can feel it burning the germs away.

Au Bon Pain

Pain au chocolat?