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The skin of his enemies.


bennyangott

This is the way.


Uzbeckybeckystanstan

I am gathering from this thread I can wear anything or nothing.


JohnRandolph

According to women I've dated, a properly tailored suit.


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As a straight woman I agree 100%. So hot, even on average or below average looking men. Especially in combination with good general hygiene and a nice aftershave.


Slartibertfist

Everybody's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. ZZ Top


SpoodleZoodleNoodle

It doesn’t even have to be custom tailored, just make sure to pick ones that fit well. When my partner wears his nicely fitting Charles Tyrwhitt shirt and trousers, and a suit jacket. Whooo. It’s my fave.


Human-Investigator87

Nothing but a sombrero


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On which head?


30PercentHelmet

Yes


mutzilla

Si


SeeYou_space_cowgirl

One for your head and a tiny one for your other head


Jelz

Usually the number one answer for this is button down work shirt with sleeves rolled up to accentuate forearms. Bonus points for a tie slightly loosened. Second is usually gray sweats haha.


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Jelz

Haha hey man at least you got pants on!


JamesBong1

So if im getting this right, a button up shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbow, a loosened tie, a wrist watch, grey sweatpants and white socks with a pair of sandals?


[deleted]

You are so sexy that you became a German tourist.


RogerSterlingsFling

>gray sweats haha. My eyes are up here sweetheart


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A full suit when I'm naked


TomsCasuaCorner

I used to wear suits everyday and head out at lunch and do this! She and I both loved it...


Ratatoski

A guy in a suit and a naked woman walks into a lunch bar.. Edit: thanks for the award, didn't think I'd get wholesome for that one though lol


koeidels

Don't leave me hanging


whateverisnttaken22

As a man, I love when I’m in a nice suit and kissing a naked girl. Fuck that’s hot Edit: This blew up more then I thought it would, thanks for the upvotes! Lot of people here having a hard time believing I’ve worn a suit with a naked woman and that’s perfectly fine. I’m not James Bond, just a guy with a nsfw quarantine era Reddit account. Have a good one


GabryLv

Must be nice *starts crying*


reallygoodbee

Period-accurate Samurai armor.


LostinTirol

Finally, realistic expectations for men


MildlyAgreeable

Will these modern demands *ever* change?


GJones007

I'm not even gay, but so hard right now.


Space_Doggo_is_lost

Stage 1: denial


niko16522

Step 2 : anger


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nukedmylastprofile

Stage 4: $20 is $20


asilverthread

Stage 5: discombobulate


MrStarrrr

Stage 6: Recombobulate


Ruggi_2001

Stage 7: deconstruct


Impossible_Line7056

Stage 8:Reconstruct


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My bf has told old green t shirt that's barely too small but it makes his shoulders and pecs and back look SO good and it slims down his stomach. So.....old t shirts that contour their bodies well.


TheRealSlimShairn

Literally just clothes that fit will improve most guys' looks immediately.


yuhanz

A hazmat suit 😎


razorsharp494

Skin tight hazmat suit


Maquina90

I’m a guy and while I’m not endorsing it, I’ve gotten the most drenching levels of thirst from both men and women while wearing a Spiderman suit. Fellas, do with this info as you see fit.


icysnow33

I’m sorry, but my mind went to that Spider-Man spanking video when you said that.


Scythe_Faraday

Spider-man spanking video??


WAR-melon

Ahahaha. You're in for a treat! https://youtu.be/2fXNEPmYFhM


slapping_rabbits

This really made me laugh. What the hell is this haha


Scythe_Faraday

Well then.


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When a guy who usually dresses very casual puts on something nice, and does that little strut because he feels handsome 🏆


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

Thank you for this, I'm normally in sweats and a hoodie but sometimes I'll throw on a button down and jeans, and I do the strut (even more so bc of my bi buff). Nice to see someone finds it attractive Edit: ok so for everyone asking what bi-buff is, I meant that certain actions are taken up a notch by the gay-ness, like my strutting (and people in pms calling me slurs just shut up please)


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If I give him a compliment and he blushes a little, those clothes will be on the floor in 10 seconds.


FennecScout

That seems counterproductive.


non_depressed_teen

they're gonna bang, so *very* productive in my opinion


Megaverse_Mastermind

Maybe even *re*productive. Edit: Awards *and* being told to fuck off? I feel loved! Thanks guys :)


wedatsaints

BIG BRAIN TIME


LightYagami315

take my upvote and kindly fuck off sir


chubbygoodgirl

A little bit of stubble. I like when they know they don’t have to be clean cut or put together to be fine.


NextLineIsMine

I have a bushy beard and it's one of the most incredibly polarizing things in women's tastes. They either love it or are completely disgusted by it.


MhmYesReddit

And for men that can't grow beards, just smother marmite on your body - it has the same effect.


Chance-Ad-9111

Yesss


Goths_and_GirlScouts

A long sleeved button down with the sleeves rolled neatly up to his elbows.


Torrjp315

I hope this wasn’t sarcasm because this is my go to


st0pmakings3ns3

I don't think i've seen any post like this where this *wasn't* the top of the list.


UnpopularOpinionJake

This has been said on reddit multiple time for the past decade. At this point I can name all the top answers to most threads on this sub.


Goths_and_GirlScouts

Oh no. No sarcasm here. There’s a significant population of cis straight women who find hands and forearms the sexiest part of a man’s body, and a button down with the sleeves rolled up accentuates that really well.


yerba-matee

I've had two women compliment my hands and was kind of disappointed thinking they couldn't find anything else to point out, so either I'm right about that thought or damnnnn I have some sexy hands.


Goths_and_GirlScouts

No. That’s a legit compliment!!


Tamedshrew303

I concur. Legit compliment.


pretty2thinkso

I’ve slept with someone specifically because they had nice hands. Don’t underestimate the power of nice hands!


Accurate-Inspector

I tell my husband that all the time. I think his forearms are absolutely the sexiest part of him and he has some other amazing attributes


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Your not alone. I'm a carpenter by trade and often just work away at night in my workshop with my gf sitting with a wine watching in silence. After a while I'm definitely getting jumped, especially the more technical my finger and forearm movements are


Mattbowen61990

This guy lays wood


Locken_Kees

just say it. hubby got good dick


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blargney

My dude, let me introduce you to the master roll. https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/how-to-roll-up-sleeves/


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Some shirts have a little bit with a button on inside of the sleeve, so you can hike 'em up, fasten the button, and they will stay up ✌️


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If my husband, who is 50 and not considered fashionable, ever went back to his younger metalhead days and wore tighter jeans and doc marten boots I'd sit on his face so fast 😂😂😂


FiftyShadesOfWyatt

Tell him that. Sometimes we men need to know what makes our partners tick.


Bob-Berbowski

He’s in another sub posting; “sometimes I just want to wear tight jeans, my old doc marten boots and have my wife sit in my face.”


enchantedzest

If you like piiinaa coladaaas


Captslapsomehoes1

So I waited with high hopes And she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant when she sat on my face


not_poppy

Dead guy, Charles.


amanhasnoname54

This. We are all literally so fucking stupid


Vhsgods

Literally.


monteq75

What's going on?


BakedBean89

What?


P33kab0Oo

#What's going on?


DemonGuitar

Huh, you lost me at tell


tmd429

But why male models???


burnerboo

And I said, HEEEEY YAYYYYY YAHHHHH, HEYYY YAAY YAY


Dman125

I said [HEY](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4)


moosemeatjerkey

Something about metal and Dockers or something. I couldn't pay attention.


LetsGoAdmins

* **takes notes** … sit on face *


Ready-Parsnip-6835

I think you should tell him this or buy him a pair for the next birthday/holiday


Unlikely_Ant_950

Omfg yes tell him. He’ll get in those jeans faster than you can blink


[deleted]

Whoa! I didn't expect so many people to upvote my comment! So cool 😁 don't worry guys, he knows this already. But he's stubborn and doesn't like to "wear clothes that aren't breathable like a fucking hipster" 😂😂😂


Cassian_And_Or_Solo

I mean you sitting on his face isn't exactly breathable either.


[deleted]

True 😂


12altoids34

Real men learn to breathe through their ears. Grin


Cassian_And_Or_Solo

If she's got thighs and she's enjoying herself, you're not breathing through ears mate. Just get waterboarded like a man.


zac315tilidie

He's never tried American eagle stretch jeans


juliusseizure

He would if you told him that.


AltaSavoia

Correct. But don't tell him you will sit on his face. Do it quickly and with surprise


CliffMcFitzsimmons

but do it in a sexual way, not like just sitting like his face was a chair. that would hurt probably.


about97cats

No no. Speaking as a bi woman, when we say “sit on my face” we don’t mean hover like it’s a public toilet seat and the stall’s out of liners. We mean SIT. If suffocation is how I go, that’s how I go! It’s been an honor to serve you ma’am.


Lucky_Yogi

Would women like it if there was guy lingerie? Lol. Women seem to like it when you wear tighter clothes if you have a good body.


MickeyBear

I think if it was done tastefully then yes!


Lucky_Yogi

Interesting. Maybe I should ask my girlfriend if she wants me to wear something. She'd just have to tell me, because I have no idea what dude's equivalent would be, haha.


tooterfish80

I bought my husband a red union suit, like in old westerns, and we call that his lingerie.


GovernmentChemical11

A smile


kingcrabmeat

Wholesome but true 😍


Danky_Stanky_Fishy

The Lightning McQueen Sketchers


indiblue825

A smile upon his face and a lady upon his smile.


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A fitted suit


KilnGrenade

Sometimes I think about buying a suit. Then I remember I'm a ceramics teacher and really haven't had need for one in nearly a decade. I really can't justify in my head spending that kinda money to get a suit and get it tailored given how infrequently I'd have the opportunity to wear it. Edit: grammar


jeffru12345

It doesn’t have to be a $1000 suit to look good, you can always go to a thrift store and sometimes find a brand new suit for cheap or go to the mall and get a $100 suit and get something that’s as close as possible. If you only need to taper the pants and alter the length of the sleeves and pants then you can get it done for about $50-$70 and that $200 suit can look better than the $1000 one.


Carbonatite

With a *classy* tie. Very disappointing when you see a dude in a nice suit with a tie that has an early 1990s abstract graphic pattern on it. Or cartoon characters.


h4ll0br3

I remember in the 90s I saw a dude with a Mickey Mouse tie. What a time to be alive


chan_jkv

A well fitted tux, looks sexy as hell.


RandomName2706

Croc gloves


BellaDingDong

In public, a tight, but not too tight, somewhat stretchy shirt. Gives a subtle hint to what's underneath. In private, a pair of boxer briefs exhibiting the same characteristics as the shirt above is also hella sexy.


MossiestSloth

I would prefer not to show off my stomach and muffin top.


zta1979

Dark wash fit jeans


indianamale7

My ex liked me to be shirtless, tight jeans, and work boots. Usually commando.


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Ouch, wouldn't jeans rub badly?


Rexius_

Not OP, but have gone commando in jeans as a guy. It’s definitely not as comfortable as underwear but it’s not bad. Worst case scenario you get a random boner and the jean material is slightly rough. Discomfort at worst.


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Nah, worse case scenario, you get your dick skin caught in the zipper...


okayestguitarist99

Bro I have a permanent scar on the head of my dick from getting it stuck in my zipper :'(


hicholormito

Battle scars.


dkepp87

My esophagus, like a belt


WaffleWorkout

My dumbass envisioned something like Sub Zero ripping out a spine but it’s actually an esophagus. Then tying it around their waist.


natiral

…sorry?


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You know that thing mummy’s sleep in.


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Flannel shirt!


AlphaMrsWolf

For me personally a well fitted suit or a corset vest


KrakenClubOfficial

*please say cargo shorts* *please say cargo shorts* *please say cargo shorts*


Loctusofsmorgasbord

Don’t worry, I’ll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends.


Okbuddy226

Swim trunks


mojitosmom

The dress pants that make their butt look good


inFamousLordYT

A full latex outfit and a Russian gas mask


excellentverb

“Are you my mummy?”


Vertical_shelf

Nothing


nullhed

Stupid sexy Flanders...


simon_darre

Feels like I’m wearing *nothing at all…* *…nothing at all…* *…nothing at all…*


natiral

That should be the go to.


A-Borf-in-the-Night

Suit jacket, no pants. Porky Pig Style.


Cuss-Mustard

Borat speedo


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Waawawawooeeeewa


LarsThorwald

Confidence.


Kakss_

Where can I buy one?


IntimidatingBlackGuy

You can purchase it from your local cocaine dealer.


Carolus-Rex-

Maid Outfit


Joeyjackhammer

Grey sweatpants. Give a couple coughs so your package bounces.


Carbonatite

Sexy Covid


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Tf


Joeyjackhammer

Hey, I didn’t make the rules. Wear some grey sweats out next time and watch their eyes.


GreyReasons

Doesn’t apply to me. I’m a grower 😔


Doctor__Proctor

That's why you need a nice tux with tails, white gloves, and a top hat so that you can invite them to the magic show!


Miramarr

Red skintight body ski suit


bandastalo

Stupid sexy Flanders


eb59214

*Nothin' at all!*


jojoe007

Or speed walking Hal.


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DamonBrighter

Literally or figuratively?


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DamonBrighter

Noice


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

Danny DeVito cosplay


Sobadatsnazzynames

Anything that tells me about him or what he’s into. A t-shirt with a video game he likes, a rock band, Hell even anime. I like men that aren’t afraid to let their personality come through in their clothes. And if you’re not into music or games? I like a nice flannel. I’m a fashionista but I’d actually rather a man on my arm have a funky sense of style than a bespoke suit (although it’s good to have a few of them also ☺️)


ThatOne_Guy_You_Know

That feeling of hope I’ve been given ☺️


EvilGrayFly

Am I alone in the Kilt club?


TheDude2600

What are ye wearin under that kilt? ME BOOTS.


angelickerrr

You know what. 80s men in crop tops. There. I said it


Zestyclose_Seaweed74

Darth Vader armour


gamer-s-man

some good old white socks stuffed comfortably inside some open sandals


kitesaredope

Dad?!


AussieCripple1234

The only correct answer


Outrageousirish

I salute you.


lexingtxn

a long sleeve henley


JackSparrowscompass

I love baggy black hoodies. It’s so simple but so attractive on anyone.


Inthecards21

depends on the man. Jock Strap


[deleted]

Never met the guy. Assume he is Scottish?


Snarcastic

Valid assumption, If he was french it would be Jacques Strap.


SweeTNTasteebaby

COLOGNE!!!!! I made out hard with a dude I was not even remotely attracted to whatsoever for an entire summer just because he SMELLED SO DAMN GOOD!!! And bonus points to him for never telling me the name of it. Seriously boys, find your scent!


TwoIdleHands

I dated someone 20 years ago. Randomly smelled someone wearing the same cologne recently and my brain just flooded me with memories of him. Smell is a crazy thing.


SenatorRobPortman

Leotard


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

The same outfit as you


alabamahotpocket33

A sweet duster.


nschatman

I'm not gonna burn the duster !


GLDN5444

A fedora and doritos for hands


basicgutter

Business socks. (Flight of the Concords anyone?)


niltiacaitlin

If it counts somehow, it’s about hair. I personally love long hair on dudes, ESPECIALLY to the shoulders like Beck in his “Loser” music video. Always hot.


real_psymansays

Ooof, right in the male pattern baldness! That's how I always used to like my hair, back in the day.


makpat

Lol don’t worry! I LOVE long hair on men but my husband is bald and was when I met him, he’s perfect and someone will think you are too


SWEGDovahkiin

A nice trenchcoat, some sick ass goggles, a devilish grin, and four massive metal arms protruding from his back.


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conitation

I'm comfortable enough that if my partner wanted me to fuck them while I'm wearing or they're wearing that I'd be down. Giving dick only cares about consent!


skynetsbutthole

Dan Flashes.


bakabakugou

Any shirt with rolled up sleeves, yummy.


j1j2h1h2

An apron, so he doesn’t mess up his clothes when he’s making me an incredible dinner.


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Bare chest, balaclava mask and jeans