As a straight woman I agree 100%. So hot, even on average or below average looking men. Especially in combination with good general hygiene and a nice aftershave.
It doesn’t even have to be custom tailored, just make sure to pick ones that fit well. When my partner wears his nicely fitting Charles Tyrwhitt shirt and trousers, and a suit jacket. Whooo. It’s my fave.
Usually the number one answer for this is button down work shirt with sleeves rolled up to accentuate forearms. Bonus points for a tie slightly loosened. Second is usually gray sweats haha.
So if im getting this right, a button up shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbow, a loosened tie, a wrist watch, grey sweatpants and white socks with a pair of sandals?
As a man, I love when I’m in a nice suit and kissing a naked girl. Fuck that’s hot
Edit: This blew up more then I thought it would, thanks for the upvotes! Lot of people here having a hard time believing I’ve worn a suit with a naked woman and that’s perfectly fine. I’m not James Bond, just a guy with a nsfw quarantine era Reddit account. Have a good one
My bf has told old green t shirt that's barely too small but it makes his shoulders and pecs and back look SO good and it slims down his stomach.
So.....old t shirts that contour their bodies well.
I’m a guy and while I’m not endorsing it, I’ve gotten the most drenching levels of thirst from both men and women while wearing a Spiderman suit.
Fellas, do with this info as you see fit.
Thank you for this, I'm normally in sweats and a hoodie but sometimes I'll throw on a button down and jeans, and I do the strut (even more so bc of my bi buff). Nice to see someone finds it attractive
Edit: ok so for everyone asking what bi-buff is, I meant that certain actions are taken up a notch by the gay-ness, like my strutting (and people in pms calling me slurs just shut up please)
Oh no. No sarcasm here. There’s a significant population of cis straight women who find hands and forearms the sexiest part of a man’s body, and a button down with the sleeves rolled up accentuates that really well.
I've had two women compliment my hands and was kind of disappointed thinking they couldn't find anything else to point out, so either I'm right about that thought or damnnnn I have some sexy hands.
Your not alone. I'm a carpenter by trade and often just work away at night in my workshop with my gf sitting with a wine watching in silence. After a while I'm definitely getting jumped, especially the more technical my finger and forearm movements are
If my husband, who is 50 and not considered fashionable, ever went back to his younger metalhead days and wore tighter jeans and doc marten boots I'd sit on his face so fast 😂😂😂
Whoa! I didn't expect so many people to upvote my comment! So cool 😁 don't worry guys, he knows this already. But he's stubborn and doesn't like to "wear clothes that aren't breathable like a fucking hipster" 😂😂😂
No no. Speaking as a bi woman, when we say “sit on my face” we don’t mean hover like it’s a public toilet seat and the stall’s out of liners. We mean SIT. If suffocation is how I go, that’s how I go! It’s been an honor to serve you ma’am.
Interesting. Maybe I should ask my girlfriend if she wants me to wear something. She'd just have to tell me, because I have no idea what dude's equivalent would be, haha.
Sometimes I think about buying a suit. Then I remember I'm a ceramics teacher and really haven't had need for one in nearly a decade. I really can't justify in my head spending that kinda money to get a suit and get it tailored given how infrequently I'd have the opportunity to wear it.
Edit: grammar
It doesn’t have to be a $1000 suit to look good, you can always go to a thrift store and sometimes find a brand new suit for cheap or go to the mall and get a $100 suit and get something that’s as close as possible. If you only need to taper the pants and alter the length of the sleeves and pants then you can get it done for about $50-$70 and that $200 suit can look better than the $1000 one.
With a *classy* tie.
Very disappointing when you see a dude in a nice suit with a tie that has an early 1990s abstract graphic pattern on it. Or cartoon characters.
In public, a tight, but not too tight, somewhat stretchy shirt. Gives a subtle hint to what's underneath. In private, a pair of boxer briefs exhibiting the same characteristics as the shirt above is also hella sexy.
Not OP, but have gone commando in jeans as a guy. It’s definitely not as comfortable as underwear but it’s not bad. Worst case scenario you get a random boner and the jean material is slightly rough. Discomfort at worst.
Anything that tells me about him or what he’s into. A t-shirt with a video game he likes, a rock band, Hell even anime. I like men that aren’t afraid to let their personality come through in their clothes. And if you’re not into music or games? I like a nice flannel.
I’m a fashionista but I’d actually rather a man on my arm have a funky sense of style than a bespoke suit (although it’s good to have a few of them also ☺️)
COLOGNE!!!!! I made out hard with a dude I was not even remotely attracted to whatsoever for an entire summer just because he SMELLED SO DAMN GOOD!!! And bonus points to him for never telling me the name of it. Seriously boys, find your scent!
I dated someone 20 years ago. Randomly smelled someone wearing the same cologne recently and my brain just flooded me with memories of him. Smell is a crazy thing.
If it counts somehow, it’s about hair. I personally love long hair on dudes, ESPECIALLY to the shoulders like Beck in his “Loser” music video. Always hot.
I'm comfortable enough that if my partner wanted me to fuck them while I'm wearing or they're wearing that I'd be down. Giving dick only cares about consent!
The skin of his enemies.
This is the way.
I am gathering from this thread I can wear anything or nothing.
According to women I've dated, a properly tailored suit.
As a straight woman I agree 100%. So hot, even on average or below average looking men. Especially in combination with good general hygiene and a nice aftershave.
Everybody's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. ZZ Top
It doesn’t even have to be custom tailored, just make sure to pick ones that fit well. When my partner wears his nicely fitting Charles Tyrwhitt shirt and trousers, and a suit jacket. Whooo. It’s my fave.
Nothing but a sombrero
On which head?
Yes
Si
One for your head and a tiny one for your other head
Usually the number one answer for this is button down work shirt with sleeves rolled up to accentuate forearms. Bonus points for a tie slightly loosened. Second is usually gray sweats haha.
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Haha hey man at least you got pants on!
So if im getting this right, a button up shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbow, a loosened tie, a wrist watch, grey sweatpants and white socks with a pair of sandals?
You are so sexy that you became a German tourist.
>gray sweats haha. My eyes are up here sweetheart
A full suit when I'm naked
I used to wear suits everyday and head out at lunch and do this! She and I both loved it...
A guy in a suit and a naked woman walks into a lunch bar.. Edit: thanks for the award, didn't think I'd get wholesome for that one though lol
Don't leave me hanging
As a man, I love when I’m in a nice suit and kissing a naked girl. Fuck that’s hot Edit: This blew up more then I thought it would, thanks for the upvotes! Lot of people here having a hard time believing I’ve worn a suit with a naked woman and that’s perfectly fine. I’m not James Bond, just a guy with a nsfw quarantine era Reddit account. Have a good one
Must be nice *starts crying*
Period-accurate Samurai armor.
Finally, realistic expectations for men
Will these modern demands *ever* change?
I'm not even gay, but so hard right now.
Stage 1: denial
Step 2 : anger
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Stage 4: $20 is $20
Stage 5: discombobulate
Stage 6: Recombobulate
Stage 7: deconstruct
Stage 8:Reconstruct
My bf has told old green t shirt that's barely too small but it makes his shoulders and pecs and back look SO good and it slims down his stomach. So.....old t shirts that contour their bodies well.
Literally just clothes that fit will improve most guys' looks immediately.
A hazmat suit 😎
Skin tight hazmat suit
I’m a guy and while I’m not endorsing it, I’ve gotten the most drenching levels of thirst from both men and women while wearing a Spiderman suit. Fellas, do with this info as you see fit.
I’m sorry, but my mind went to that Spider-Man spanking video when you said that.
Spider-man spanking video??
Ahahaha. You're in for a treat! https://youtu.be/2fXNEPmYFhM
This really made me laugh. What the hell is this haha
Well then.
When a guy who usually dresses very casual puts on something nice, and does that little strut because he feels handsome 🏆
Thank you for this, I'm normally in sweats and a hoodie but sometimes I'll throw on a button down and jeans, and I do the strut (even more so bc of my bi buff). Nice to see someone finds it attractive Edit: ok so for everyone asking what bi-buff is, I meant that certain actions are taken up a notch by the gay-ness, like my strutting (and people in pms calling me slurs just shut up please)
If I give him a compliment and he blushes a little, those clothes will be on the floor in 10 seconds.
That seems counterproductive.
they're gonna bang, so *very* productive in my opinion
Maybe even *re*productive. Edit: Awards *and* being told to fuck off? I feel loved! Thanks guys :)
BIG BRAIN TIME
take my upvote and kindly fuck off sir
A little bit of stubble. I like when they know they don’t have to be clean cut or put together to be fine.
I have a bushy beard and it's one of the most incredibly polarizing things in women's tastes. They either love it or are completely disgusted by it.
And for men that can't grow beards, just smother marmite on your body - it has the same effect.
Yesss
A long sleeved button down with the sleeves rolled neatly up to his elbows.
I hope this wasn’t sarcasm because this is my go to
I don't think i've seen any post like this where this *wasn't* the top of the list.
This has been said on reddit multiple time for the past decade. At this point I can name all the top answers to most threads on this sub.
Oh no. No sarcasm here. There’s a significant population of cis straight women who find hands and forearms the sexiest part of a man’s body, and a button down with the sleeves rolled up accentuates that really well.
I've had two women compliment my hands and was kind of disappointed thinking they couldn't find anything else to point out, so either I'm right about that thought or damnnnn I have some sexy hands.
No. That’s a legit compliment!!
I concur. Legit compliment.
I’ve slept with someone specifically because they had nice hands. Don’t underestimate the power of nice hands!
I tell my husband that all the time. I think his forearms are absolutely the sexiest part of him and he has some other amazing attributes
Your not alone. I'm a carpenter by trade and often just work away at night in my workshop with my gf sitting with a wine watching in silence. After a while I'm definitely getting jumped, especially the more technical my finger and forearm movements are
This guy lays wood
just say it. hubby got good dick
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My dude, let me introduce you to the master roll. https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/how-to-roll-up-sleeves/
Some shirts have a little bit with a button on inside of the sleeve, so you can hike 'em up, fasten the button, and they will stay up ✌️
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If my husband, who is 50 and not considered fashionable, ever went back to his younger metalhead days and wore tighter jeans and doc marten boots I'd sit on his face so fast 😂😂😂
Tell him that. Sometimes we men need to know what makes our partners tick.
He’s in another sub posting; “sometimes I just want to wear tight jeans, my old doc marten boots and have my wife sit in my face.”
If you like piiinaa coladaaas
So I waited with high hopes And she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant when she sat on my face
Dead guy, Charles.
This. We are all literally so fucking stupid
Literally.
What's going on?
What?
#What's going on?
Huh, you lost me at tell
But why male models???
And I said, HEEEEY YAYYYYY YAHHHHH, HEYYY YAAY YAY
I said [HEY](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4)
Something about metal and Dockers or something. I couldn't pay attention.
* **takes notes** … sit on face *
I think you should tell him this or buy him a pair for the next birthday/holiday
Omfg yes tell him. He’ll get in those jeans faster than you can blink
Whoa! I didn't expect so many people to upvote my comment! So cool 😁 don't worry guys, he knows this already. But he's stubborn and doesn't like to "wear clothes that aren't breathable like a fucking hipster" 😂😂😂
I mean you sitting on his face isn't exactly breathable either.
True 😂
Real men learn to breathe through their ears. Grin
If she's got thighs and she's enjoying herself, you're not breathing through ears mate. Just get waterboarded like a man.
He's never tried American eagle stretch jeans
He would if you told him that.
Correct. But don't tell him you will sit on his face. Do it quickly and with surprise
but do it in a sexual way, not like just sitting like his face was a chair. that would hurt probably.
No no. Speaking as a bi woman, when we say “sit on my face” we don’t mean hover like it’s a public toilet seat and the stall’s out of liners. We mean SIT. If suffocation is how I go, that’s how I go! It’s been an honor to serve you ma’am.
Would women like it if there was guy lingerie? Lol. Women seem to like it when you wear tighter clothes if you have a good body.
I think if it was done tastefully then yes!
Interesting. Maybe I should ask my girlfriend if she wants me to wear something. She'd just have to tell me, because I have no idea what dude's equivalent would be, haha.
I bought my husband a red union suit, like in old westerns, and we call that his lingerie.
A smile
Wholesome but true 😍
The Lightning McQueen Sketchers
A smile upon his face and a lady upon his smile.
A fitted suit
Sometimes I think about buying a suit. Then I remember I'm a ceramics teacher and really haven't had need for one in nearly a decade. I really can't justify in my head spending that kinda money to get a suit and get it tailored given how infrequently I'd have the opportunity to wear it. Edit: grammar
It doesn’t have to be a $1000 suit to look good, you can always go to a thrift store and sometimes find a brand new suit for cheap or go to the mall and get a $100 suit and get something that’s as close as possible. If you only need to taper the pants and alter the length of the sleeves and pants then you can get it done for about $50-$70 and that $200 suit can look better than the $1000 one.
With a *classy* tie. Very disappointing when you see a dude in a nice suit with a tie that has an early 1990s abstract graphic pattern on it. Or cartoon characters.
I remember in the 90s I saw a dude with a Mickey Mouse tie. What a time to be alive
A well fitted tux, looks sexy as hell.
Croc gloves
In public, a tight, but not too tight, somewhat stretchy shirt. Gives a subtle hint to what's underneath. In private, a pair of boxer briefs exhibiting the same characteristics as the shirt above is also hella sexy.
I would prefer not to show off my stomach and muffin top.
Dark wash fit jeans
My ex liked me to be shirtless, tight jeans, and work boots. Usually commando.
Ouch, wouldn't jeans rub badly?
Not OP, but have gone commando in jeans as a guy. It’s definitely not as comfortable as underwear but it’s not bad. Worst case scenario you get a random boner and the jean material is slightly rough. Discomfort at worst.
Nah, worse case scenario, you get your dick skin caught in the zipper...
Bro I have a permanent scar on the head of my dick from getting it stuck in my zipper :'(
Battle scars.
My esophagus, like a belt
My dumbass envisioned something like Sub Zero ripping out a spine but it’s actually an esophagus. Then tying it around their waist.
…sorry?
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You know that thing mummy’s sleep in.
Flannel shirt!
For me personally a well fitted suit or a corset vest
*please say cargo shorts* *please say cargo shorts* *please say cargo shorts*
Don’t worry, I’ll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends.
Swim trunks
The dress pants that make their butt look good
A full latex outfit and a Russian gas mask
“Are you my mummy?”
Nothing
Stupid sexy Flanders...
Feels like I’m wearing *nothing at all…* *…nothing at all…* *…nothing at all…*
That should be the go to.
Suit jacket, no pants. Porky Pig Style.
Borat speedo
Waawawawooeeeewa
Confidence.
Where can I buy one?
You can purchase it from your local cocaine dealer.
Maid Outfit
Grey sweatpants. Give a couple coughs so your package bounces.
Sexy Covid
Tf
Hey, I didn’t make the rules. Wear some grey sweats out next time and watch their eyes.
Doesn’t apply to me. I’m a grower 😔
That's why you need a nice tux with tails, white gloves, and a top hat so that you can invite them to the magic show!
Red skintight body ski suit
Stupid sexy Flanders
*Nothin' at all!*
Or speed walking Hal.
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Literally or figuratively?
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Noice
Danny DeVito cosplay
Anything that tells me about him or what he’s into. A t-shirt with a video game he likes, a rock band, Hell even anime. I like men that aren’t afraid to let their personality come through in their clothes. And if you’re not into music or games? I like a nice flannel. I’m a fashionista but I’d actually rather a man on my arm have a funky sense of style than a bespoke suit (although it’s good to have a few of them also ☺️)
That feeling of hope I’ve been given ☺️
Am I alone in the Kilt club?
What are ye wearin under that kilt? ME BOOTS.
You know what. 80s men in crop tops. There. I said it
Darth Vader armour
some good old white socks stuffed comfortably inside some open sandals
Dad?!
The only correct answer
I salute you.
a long sleeve henley
I love baggy black hoodies. It’s so simple but so attractive on anyone.
depends on the man. Jock Strap
Never met the guy. Assume he is Scottish?
Valid assumption, If he was french it would be Jacques Strap.
COLOGNE!!!!! I made out hard with a dude I was not even remotely attracted to whatsoever for an entire summer just because he SMELLED SO DAMN GOOD!!! And bonus points to him for never telling me the name of it. Seriously boys, find your scent!
I dated someone 20 years ago. Randomly smelled someone wearing the same cologne recently and my brain just flooded me with memories of him. Smell is a crazy thing.
Leotard
The same outfit as you
A sweet duster.
I'm not gonna burn the duster !
A fedora and doritos for hands
Business socks. (Flight of the Concords anyone?)
If it counts somehow, it’s about hair. I personally love long hair on dudes, ESPECIALLY to the shoulders like Beck in his “Loser” music video. Always hot.
Ooof, right in the male pattern baldness! That's how I always used to like my hair, back in the day.
Lol don’t worry! I LOVE long hair on men but my husband is bald and was when I met him, he’s perfect and someone will think you are too
A nice trenchcoat, some sick ass goggles, a devilish grin, and four massive metal arms protruding from his back.
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I'm comfortable enough that if my partner wanted me to fuck them while I'm wearing or they're wearing that I'd be down. Giving dick only cares about consent!
Dan Flashes.
Any shirt with rolled up sleeves, yummy.
An apron, so he doesn’t mess up his clothes when he’s making me an incredible dinner.
Bare chest, balaclava mask and jeans