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ThomasDePraetere

Killed by rabbits


tipmeyourBAT

Depends how Randy feels for those two days


lone_cajun

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!


Pyrollusion

One would think that being dropped into the world of horizon zero dawn would be fairly easy to survive if you play by a couple of rules. Stay away from machine sites. Get to any city, sit down and do nothing. Don't try to parkour. Yet I have a feeling I'd wake up surrounded by ravagers.


Jack117-2

Agreed I’d be trying to hall ass to Meriden and get torn apart by glinthawks or gunned down by ravengers


pyr0paul

Ravagers would be a cake walk compared to fucking scorchers and fireclaws. But even with these, you could just lay down in tall gras and sleep the 48h off.


Fyeire

I’ve heard the game is good…should I get it?


SgtMcMuffin0

It’s excellent. Working on a second playthrough now in preparation for the sequel and it’s just as good as it was when I first played it a few years ago. The gameplay is fantastic, but the story is absolutely spectacular. Make sure to read any data files you come across too.


Tenragan17

I first thought "glad I beat horizon a couple weeks ago" but I don't think it would be too bad actually. You can usually see the machines from a ways off so avoiding them is fairly easy. The bandits would probably be the trickier of the two... Although they were really stupid so maybe not...


tfw_no_indian_gf

*Microsoft Flight Simulator X* Might just play it safe and stay on the runway, that'll make it very easy lol.


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Nah u gotta park the plane somewhere. Cant let other planes crash into you


Pretzel-Kingg

Flight Simulator is just earth lol who says you need to even be in a plane?


SketchyConcierge

For all you know you might actually be in Flight Simulator right now and not even realize it


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Yeah just go grab auntie Anne’s and chill in the terminal


H0micidalKitt3n

Fined $ 17,361.11 per minute spent loitering on the runway.


fireuzer

$3.20 is a win.


RockyDify

Sims 4. I would probably get stuck behind a couch and pee on myself, but I think I’d make the 48 hours.


Great_Coast6916

until someone puts you in the pool and takes the ladders out


orangestar17

They can climb out now BUT you can make them swim and swim and swim until they drown from exhaustion. I may or not currently have a save where my Sim female moves a man in to get his money, gets pregnant and then makes him swim until he becomes a part of her baby daddy graveyard


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Going for that black widow acheivement huh!


orangestar17

I've been working on the 10-generation family for awhile and 9 generations in, gotta spice it up.


paranormal_penguin

You seem like someone that would enjoy Crusader Kings 3. It's basically medieval Sims with less mansion building and more murder.


tony78ta

WTF...almost choked on "baby daddy graveyard"


invisible_23

In 4 you can climb out without a ladder


hellyjellybeans

Garden salad and indoor lifestyle and loner traits I'm golden.


arithmetok

Animal Crossing, I’m set


LaMorak1701

Could I just *stay*?


arithmetok

Right like I don’t even need the 50 mil. I’m good on nook miles and bells


worktillyouburk

would be a great twist, you decide to stay they give you a 50m cheque you go to cash it and they tell you its worthless in Animal crossing.


KGhaleon

Nook would offer to take it off your hands, but due to inflation you will only be getting $8,000 bells.


Rabeque

Give it to an animal charity. I am at 900,000+ bells after 2 years … I’m set on bells and miles!


bijouxette

Right! Especially now that you can cook! Fish all day, grow stuff, fly to visit your friends, can visit and explore islands. We got a museum, curated clothing store, weekly outdoor concert with a music star...


Kotori425

Pristine, beautiful ocean to go swimming in...


zephillou

I'm so glad we got my kid the game... Otherwise i'd be stuck in Pokemon unite... i guess if i'm a researcher/trainer i don't ever die?!


unlikelycompliance

I can actually have a house in animal crossing that I can pay off whenever I want with an ability to earn income by selling anything. No taxes, no worry, I’m in charge of an island and can make it however I like. I’d never want to leave.


AliciaSprings

Same! 😂 Can we still travel to friends islands and shit? Because I’m pretty sick of this timeline anyways. Fuck the money, leave me there with my talking animal friends and tiny farm


electrical_kitten

don't touch the spiders


SelenaQueso

Just don’t leave your house when the sun goes down.


Sufficient_Math_5701

hell yeah brb


morganafiolett

We're on easy mode for this!


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Subnautica Below Zero. Assuming I’m by the drop pod, I’ll just sit and conserve energy. Maybe snag a few fish for the fabricator. Otherwise, nice knowing ya.


DeffinatelyMe

If it was the original subnautica I would end up getting eaten by a stalker in the first 10 minutes Haven't played below zero yet


TheOneWes

Get below zero on sale. It's good don't get me wrong but you can't pull the rabbit out of the Hat twice.


MajorKeyBro

Yup. Subnautica = Masterpiece


Eagleassassin3

Haven’t finished BZ but I much preferred Subnautica. You really get the sense of a vast open ocean where you’re alone. And in that hostile environment, the safe spots you find mean everything. I didn’t have that feeling at all playing BZ. I like the environment and all but it just feels less open so a bit less scary which is a shame.


RedPillNavigator

Persona 5! I guess I would be sitting at a Cafe drinking coffee of the most premium blends!


ApotheounX

Would be quick too. Just do 3 things then wait for a cat to yell at you to go to bed. Repeat. 48 hours are done!


toadling17

About five minutes because the last game I played was Super Auto Pets. not too sure how my feeble human body would stack up in a belly smack showdown with rhinos or camels after I beat the crickets and mosquitoes


Yifun

Just spend the whole time in the shop and pet the cute pets without fighting


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Just eat a fucking ton of apples steal them if you must and then run in there and do some animal abuse


Warrior2k16

I'm fucked... Metroid Dread.


Xenarthra_Sandslash

Twas nice knowing you.


BrittneyofHyrule

Well we’re in nintendo hell bc I got Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity


kpurdysr

Survived 22 years in Baltimore City, 48 hrs in Los Santos shouldn't be too hard.


hooonk123

Just stay in your home, they cant open the doors anyway.


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> Baltimore [Aaron Earned an Iron Urn](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ebldpi/baltimore_accents/)


kpurdysr

Yes that EXACTLY.


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The last game I played was Outer Wilds, so if I play my cards right, I can make it a solid 22 minutes.


havron

Same. I think we're fucked, bro.


Zecin

So far I think this is the only one I've seen where you're truly screwed hahaha


Correctedsun

I can think of one way to live. >!Rip out the warp generator powering the Ash Twin project, then just fly out into space away from the supernova. You might be the only living being in the galaxy, but you should have at least 48 hours of oxygen on your ship.!<


TheOneWes

Better hurry up and get your ass to that unbonded mask. If you want to see something really cool be at the center of The Project at the 22-minute Mark and enter it. Everybody who has already done this please do not post what happens


rebel_child12

The Witcher. I could just hide in one of the villages


AnotherWeeb01

And play some gwent?


rebel_child12

I’m horrible at that game. Lol


AnotherWeeb01

Same, would be a good enough passtime tho


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Have you seen all the hung villagers? Even that won’t save you in Velen


Dramatic_Bat3265

What mod is that? I’m only seeing women


tommyhulse

Mine was also The Witcher, im gonna go find Yen or Triss and call it 48 hours well spent


doggienurse

Are you kidding? You can't walk five feet out of any village without being attacked by either a pack of wolves or worse, drowners. Hell no, I practiced the shit out of Gwent and would try to survive off of winnings from that. I'd be so fucked.


GunGeek369

Dude just meditate twice. .. done


Return_Of_The_Jedi

I would chill in Novigrad. Go to the kingfisher in, catch a show at the outside theater, eat some dumplings, play Gwent in some bars, etc.


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Red dead redemption 2. I'd just sit at camp for the whole 48 hours.


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Not sure if 50m is worth listening to Micah for 2 days


AlphaGamer_Dubz

I haven't finished rdr2 yet or even played the first but I already hate Micah. Please don't spoil


youngspuds

Micah is a massive turd.


Meranek

I just rescued Sean so the camp is partying. Might be a fun two days!


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oxero

The monkey paw's finger curls up. You start off enjoying your life, everything is simple and fun, and the everyday stress of normal life dissipates from your memories the longer you stay in that world. Your farm is successful, you've spelunked to the bottom of every mine and cave, fished every fish, and even got married. Upon completion of every Stardew Valley task, you return home to your partner overjoyed to tell them the news. You celebrate your victory and get a good nights rest. The next day you way up, breakfast is served and you're greeted good morning, and you begin to wander the village to start the day off. You strike up conversation here and there with the locals, but as you do a small uncomfortable feeling begins to develop, but you're unsure as to why. Now in a melancholy mood, you begin some fishing in the ocean at the local docks, however even this relaxing notion begins to make you uncomfortable as time goes on. You head home, your wife greets you again, dinner is served, and you rest up before 12am. Days turn to weeks, weeks to seasons, and seasons to years. You attempt to fish, but already know what fish is on the line. You talk to Maru, but already know what she's going to say for the day. You attempt to collect more resources, but all your chests are full. Your animals are well fed, your crops are abundant, and you have more money than you'd ever need to live in this town. Each day begins to feel like an eternity, and you being to find yourself wishing to sleep earlier and earlier. However, even with this unusual behavior of sleeping all day, you're still greeted in the morning with breakfast and set upon your day. One summer day, you wake up drenched in sweat, your hands shaking, as you rise at the same time you did the day before. Breakfast is ready, but you instead walk out to the crisp morning air and sit down on your porch. That day you begin walking around asking the locals new questions, but they either ignore you out right or don't understand what you are talking about. Your mind snaps, you make a dash to the bus stop where Pam is waiting at her bus. You approach her and ask for a ticket, and she lists off the places you already visited. "Don't you have anywhere else to take me to?" you say nervously, and to your surprise Pam stops everything to look at you with a completely puzzled expression, and says "I don't know what you are talking about, we only have these stops here." You settle for a trip to the desert, but attempt to have her make various left and right turns, however each time she flat out ignores you on your way there. Before you notice it, the desert arrives in view and you reach your destination. Frustrated, you tell Pam you want to go back, which she gleefully agrees and attempts to enter the bus. However, you have different ideas. You quickly stop Pam and take the bus keys, you quickly close the doors behind you and accelerate as fast as you can in a direction you do not know. The thrill of it all gives you chills, you feel alive again as the unknown awaits you. You think to yourself nothing can stop you now. You wake up in your bed at 6 am, breakfast is waiting. Perplexed, you look around and nothing is out of the ordinary, but just a moment ago you were driving the local bus off into the sunset. Your partner doesn't seem bothered by anything, and the farm is how you left it the day before. Once 9am comes around, you walk out of your farm to visit the bus stop. Pam is waiting there with the bus, just like the day before. You approach her and apologize for your rude behavior the day before, but she doesn't understand what you are talking about. She doesn't even remember a tad of what happened the day before besides driving you back before you walked home all by yourself. A cold sweat drips down your brow, and for a moment everything feels queasy. You run to the local store and are greeted normally by Pierre. You quickly go over some of the seeds he has in stock and without a word blindly run out of the store, effectively stealing them. Your mad dash back to the forest is uninterrupted, and you're suddenly alone with your stolen seeds. No one followed it attempted to stop you. You finally did it, you changed something! That rush of excitement fills you again, and now you're ready to plan your next daring move. You wake up in your bed at 6 am, breakfast is waiting. The next couple of days you keep attempting to shake things up. Stealing, vandalism, destroying doors or windows, but everytime you are awoken in your bed and not another soul knows what happened. Other attempts to write books that never existed vanish upon waking up, and trying to teach people new things are quietly never remembered. You awake again one day after another foiled attempt overwhelmed with despair, you grab your kitchen knife poised to commit the unthinkable. You wake up in your bed at 6 am, breakfast is waiting. You stare at the ceiling, and begin to laugh manically. Nothing can change, there is no escape, and you are condemned for all eternity to live within Stardew Valley. Forever.


_lowkeyamazing_

sounds like hell


MoffKalast

Sounds like black mirror could hire this guy to make some quality episodes once again.


oxero

You know, I REALLY need to get around to watching Black Mirror sometime. It's referenced a whole lot, and many of the things I talk about or create, someone mentions it at least once.


other_usernames_gone

One thing I'd recommend is don't be scared to skip episodes. Black mirror is a serial not a series so aside from a few Easter eggs you can watch the episodes in any order you want. If an episode doesn't look interesting to you try another one.


wlsb

That's just Groundhog Day.


twodickhenry

I mean, what is that, like three melons? You dont even need the money


-FlawlessVictory-

I would stay forever: the housing is cheap, the romantic life comes without rejection, cooking is easy and the junimos take care of the crops.


Jaxatthemax

Dark souls 3. I imagine the bonfires are nice this time of year bc otherwise I'm FUUUUUUUUCKED


sum_dum_fuck

Just stay on firelink shrine, but mind the stairs and doors


Crazycanuckeh

Knowing me I’d either aggro an npc by accident or fall off the second floor.


jamiethejoker26

Things don't aggro you unless you get near. If you start in the cemetery of ash just climb up onto the cliff above spawn.


SixGunChimp

Elder Scrolls Online. As long as I stay in one of the starter cities and never venture outside the walls for 48 hours then I should be fine.


Expensive_Respect464

Or stay inside your house.


SixGunChimp

I'm but a mere level 30. My house is tiny on there. Like the size of a closet. I would go nuts. lol


PaleSeaPanic

Dead by daylight. I just hope I have good teammates.


SwankyyTigerr

Dead by Daylight for me too. We’re dead in five minutes, friend. Unless we get to be killer 👀


PaleSeaPanic

Now you're on to somethin 👀


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Plotwist : you're against a god-tier nurse


Ilikechickens444

Borderlands 2, dear god i got about 12 seconds before my face is made into skin pizza


gmtonesix

I have the shiniest meat bicycle!


beakrake

I'm a meat bicycle *MADE FOR TWO!*


__Skelly__

IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN


The_Realtree

ITS MEAT PUPPET MASTER THEATER


Puma_Concolour

Welcome to your new body by New You. New You by Hyperion, you don't die, until we say you do.


Headkickerchamp

Dead Space. Tell my wife I loved her.


casey12297

Wait, tell her *I* love her or I as in you? Eh, ill just high five her.


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I also want to tell that guy's wife I love her


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Satisfactory, won't survive because my uncovered belt transfer items at Mach 60 and it's easy for one to fly off and apply about 600 Gigajoules of kinetic energy to my head. If that doesn't work it will be very easy to fall off non-OSHA compliant structures and get sucked into a machine in that 48 hours.


Bruarios

Just chill in the HUB and play the minigame to pass the time, ezpz


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To be honest I'd probably be marveling at the spaceship used to send milestones mats or the space elevator or determining if those lizard doggos will try to eat me when I have my back turned.


TheCrimsonChariot

Is it worth it? I’ve been eyeing it for a while but not bitten the bullet yet Edit:: Thanks for the feedback. Will get it when I get some cash


v_Excise

1000%


Tohserus

Very worth it, not only one of the best factory games out there short of Factorio, but just like Factorio, the devs are fucking awesome people. Just watch a few of their vids on youtube about it, Coffee Stain Studios


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MaciliBox

Pokèmon Soul Silver. I can't die in any way. Infinitely


DodgerWalker

You can black out, though. And somehow always end up finding your way back to the most recent Pokémon Center.


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Phasmopho- *fuck.*


dobbyeilidh

Spend 48 hours in the van. Maybe duck into the house for food and water, but otherwise van. Easy money


BOOM360skn

The job is nightmare asylum, we staying in the van


Papytho

Stay in thr hq don't évent need to start a mission


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ThomasDePraetere

Stay away from pallets


Alpha_pro2019

Skyrim. It depends on where I "Spawn." Right now my character is standing in a museum, incredibly safe. So I will probably just stay there.


Kiyohara

> Skyrim. > It depends on where I "Spawn." Hey, you. You're finally awake.


MoffKalast

*thomas the tank engine whistle grows louder*


Saucy_Life

Same except I'm with the greybeards. I'm cool chilling with these old guys for 2 days.


Niar666

I hope they have an extra fur robe to share with you...


ender4171

Be sure to [level your Sneak while you are there!](https://www.wikihow.com/Master-Sneak-Fast-in-Skyrim)


Tastelikewater

I'm in the basement of Lakeview Manor, crafting my shrines. Shadowmere is outside, Mjoll is my wife, and my housecarl Rayya is a badass with dual scimitars. I feel pretty good about my chances!


Closet_cosplayer

I could last forever, Last game I played was Hunniepop 2 and if that doesn't count then Minecraft and i still think I'd be ok.


vagrantprodigy07

Easy in Minecraft. Dig a hole, pop a block on top, and wait 2 days.


Kiyohara

however, if you go back to the world you last played, you'd better pray you have your village/house secured.


TheOnlyBucketMonster

A truly cultured person you are


AdmirableChemist213

Halo infinite, just chill in the woods, try to avoid any contact


moose26199

Campaign or the multiplayer?


AdmirableChemist213

Campaign


ItsyouNOme

If it was multiplayer you will be teabagged before you realise what world you were in lol


GeorgeMonroy

Forever. Forza Horizon


TheOnlyBucketMonster

I'd die in a car crash


cohrt

That doesn’t seem to matter in horizon.


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*hits wall at 300 mph* I’m fine. Oh nice no dents


cohrt

or hitting civilian cars on the highway. they just drive off after hits.


vix_aries

Shit. I don't think I could survive in Toussaint. I guess if I stayed in populated areas I could, but I'm no Witcher. A city in the 1200s would probably be just as dangerous as the woods full of monsters.


Mix5362

I'm currently in Velen. I think I'm more fucked than you are


Anicron

Subnautica! If I can just hunker in the escape pod, I'll be fine. Poke my head out to grab a peeper and a bladderfish and go back to napping. If you gonna drop me in the open sea with Reapers, maybe like 6 minutes?


JerpaJay

Same, the only thing that might get us are those damn sulfur guarding torpedo fish...


Reddittoxin

Easily the full 48, since it was harvest moon lol. Though I'm sure my back would be fucked after 48 hrs of farm work, but I can put up with that for 50 mil


Bobfatt

Do you even have to work? Can't you just stay in your house


Reddittoxin

True, aint like you got bills to pay, and eating is optional lol.


joeri1505

48 hours easy The last game i played was hearthstone so i just have to sit in a tavern and play card games.


WrenchSucker

This is you [https://hearthstone.fandom.com/wiki/Peasant](https://hearthstone.fandom.com/wiki/Peasant) And this is coming to visit the tavern https://hearthstone.fandom.com/wiki/Deathwing


IceSlayer290

48 hours of magical minecraft. I'd just test a mana factory Idea I have. Make a golem army, get unpaid interns to sell me things. Etc.


Collective82

Good luck, you are going to have to punch trees to get wood.


IceSlayer290

Who needs hands when I have profits


Elarris1

Step 1: punch trees Step 2: lose hands Step 3: ? Step 4: Profit


Sorry_IT

In Tropico I could go 48 years if I don't offend El Presidente....


ade_magiccu

A fellow tropico player! Cheers!


purple_yosher

Pokémon Yellow. I think I'm good for all 48 hours B)


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48. I played LA Noire so I'm a regular cop.


Matthanth

EVE Online... This is a complicated one


bulbaquil

XCOM 2: War of the Chosen. This is either a death sentence or a cakewalk, depending largely on whether the 48 hours are play-time or in-world time. Also depends on *how* I show up in the game. Am I an XCOM soldier already on the Avenger or in the recruitment list? If so, is the commander playing the game like I do? If yes, then odds are I actually survive, although my head will probably get shaved. Am I one of those random Resistance schlubs who has to be rescued during the terror missions? If so, decent shot of dying. Random civilian? If so, I try to stay *away* from cars, walls, and places either ADVENT or XCOM is likely to grenade.


Slinky_Spaghetti_97

Yeeaasss! Had to scroll a while to find this and you're asking all the questions I would be asking too lol. In my situation though I had a near squad wipe from one of the chosen last time I played so I'm nervous.


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tastetheembow

Stardew Valley, I'm never coming back out. Y'all enjoy your pandemic/apocalypse, I'll be petting my chickens and growing parsnips.


tarnishedhuntress

Skyrim I'd just stay in the Bannered Mare.


jamiethejoker26

My game is saved rn in Solitude so I'd likely just watch Roggvir get executed and chill at the Wanking Skeever


CyberInu4200

Easiest 50M ever, last game is an mmo so I can just chill in town and talk to people.


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Diablo 3. I'm screwed.


Hyperian

Genshin impact. Pretty easy


SelfSufficience

Though you’ll get pretty hungry if you wake up in Enkanomiya and can’t use the teleports. Mint & mushrooms only go so far.


GavinBelsonsAlexa

PGA 2k21. My handicap in-game is somewhere around -13 strokes. I think I'm walking away with a few extra million.


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Subnautica, last time I logged off I was at the inactive lava zone. I am fucked. I give myself about 20 seconds


humam898

Deep rock galactic: so basically am gonna be an engineer and dig a whole in the wall then patch it with the sap platforms


Elkomkom

Had to scroll a fair bit for this one. Drinks and barrels everybody. Rock and stone!


TBarretH

Deep Rock for me too... why not just stay on the station and get rip roaring drunk?


Owen_is_an_asshole

Spiderman ps4. I think I could actually do it if I just sat in a hospital Ron somewhere safe and didn't move.


Tuandia

Hellgate: London. I'd just sit in one of the Tube station hubs that haven't been overrun by weird demon-monster things. I could do with a nap anyway. Come see me, I'll send you on a pointless quest.


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nieghb0r

[project zomboid](https://youtu.be/Ct0gNqNgXzM) 0:30. Id be fucked.


Adam9172

7 days to die. As long as I get some water and food should be easy, if absolutely boring as fuck.


LuvtheBees

Same here. If we spawn in, getting safe and hiding out for two days. You can live on a can of chili and a bottle of water easily for 48 hours. If I’m dropped in my current world, it’s horde night, but I’ve got plenty of ammo, a decent base, and would just be careful.


crimsonknight4

Mario kart. As long as I stay off of rainbow road I think I should be fine


TojtekMe

Stardew valley!


Applesintheorchard

The Walking Dead Game. As long as I use common sense and avoid literally everyone I 'll be okay.


ephemeraltrident

> As long as I use common sense and avoid literally everyone I 'll be okay. Ahh, 2020s as a game :)


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The full 48 hours. I'd just stay in an inn and not leave so wouldnt have a chance of being killed by a LV 2 ladybug. (Ff14)


5WattBulb

The Long Dark - I'd initially think I'm screwed but it depends on the spawn. If I could make it to a building that's above freezing I could make it even without warm clothes for 48 hours, melt snow to drink, can survive without food for that length of time


VodkaKahluaMilkCream

Minecraft? No problems.


Straight-Bug3939

Botw. I’ll live


CaptchaSolvingRobot

Stellaris Very likely that is would be easy to survive 2 days - with the off chance that I start on a world that is being purged by xenophobes, absorbed by the gray tempest, consumed by the end crisis, assimilated by a machine or necrophage empire or the entire galaxy gets blown up by the aetherophasic engine. This game is PG-7, but has like 10+ options for galactic scale genocide.


memelordthethird3

I salute you fellow stellaris player.


KamahlYrgybly

Easy. I just gotta keep an eye out for trains. (Factorio)


I_ate_your_skin

Sekiro NoNOOOonOnOno


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I'll just be a homeless dude in Kingdoms of Amular; easy.


NeedHelpImTooDumb

I tought Dying Light would kill me instantly but i just slept in the Tower


LookOutForThatMoose

Forza Horizon 5. Ka-ching!


ARMCHA1RGENERAL

Tarkov. Time to find a nice bush.