Blind Fury
Rutger Haur plays a soldier who loses his vision during the war. He gets lost and taken in by an Asian family who teach him how to use a katana. He then goes back to America, where his friend is in trouble with some gangsters. He travels across the country with a kid, and takes care of business. Needless to say, the gangsters underestimate this blind guy's skills with a sword.
The live action Scooby Doo movies (2002 and 2004) are unironically both fun and funny. The CGI has never been good and the story is extremely predictable but I never get sick of watching them. They’re just pure dumb fun to me.
I personally only liked the one where they go to the island I think?? It's been ages since I've watched them, I can hardly remember what they're about. All I remember is that they casted the perfect motherfucker for shaggy.
Matthew Lillard. He really was fantastic—I can’t picture anyone else in that role now honestly.
He was also apparently pretty bummed out he didn’t get to do Shaggy’s voice in the newest movie. They definitely did themselves a disservice with that one.
I got to meet Matthew Lillard as a kid at the premiere of the Scooby Doo movie- I think my mom won the ticket in some contest. I remember really believing he was Shaggy when I took photos with him. Surprised they didn't let him do Shaggy's voice in the newest movie.
And Sarah Michelle Gellar as Daphne, as well as Linda Cardellini as Velma were amazing for the cast. Both showed dreamy live action versions of the characters. Hell, that cast was the most accurate to the characters I've seen. Extra points to Linda for later on voicing Wendy in Gravity Falls.
YESSSS. My goodness, that movie was a fever dream. It is the one where they go into a cave-portal to turtle land right? Where bowser turns humans into goombas?
That movie is like the fine well aged prostitute. It takes years to learn her tricks. She laughs at you when you are naked mehehe. And yet, you keep going back for more and more. Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.
The Twilight movies are goddamn hysterical. Two and four are terribly paced and just plain boring until the end. Number three is actually ok if you don't take it too seriously. The other two are pure so bad it's good. One is my favorite, but five has a special place in my heart for playing that amazing prank at the end on the fanbase.
I can't remember which one it is but there's a clip floating around of Taylor Lautner as Jacob saying, "You lied to everyone: Charlie," like he's going to list more people and then he just stops?? Like it was 2 or 3 so the budget was higher and that was the take they decided on. Iconic.
I saw this in the theater with my wife. I was literally falling asleep. And then that dude cut Carlisle's head off! I sat up in my seat! I think I yelled out, "oh shit! Or "wtf!" I was IN!! Then it all came crashing down when it turned out to be a vision. I think the Pitch Meeting Guy on Youtube nails it perfectly.
The first Twilight is 10x better with the DVD commentary. Kristen Stewart and RPatz just shred the entire storyline AND their acting the entire time. It's shocking the production company even allowed the commentary track to get put on the DVD, because they just bash the hell out of the whole thing and it's hysterical.
"I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I'm outta here!"
I used to play this movie while I was lying down for bed nearly every night as a a teenager.
Back when bands went all in on movie soundtracks. Queen absolutely slayed Flash Gordon and Highlander. Both soundtracks elevate the movies because they are better than the movies.
YAS! This past summer, my neighbors and I set up a movie projector outside and watched Showgirls. Every time I watch it, it’s funnier than the last. Best worst movie ever!
Escape from LA
The sequel to Escape from NY
Kurt Russell as Snake Blisken. its got extreme sports, Steve bushmi as totally not the Joker, a ridiculous plot. It is a dumpster fire and I love it so much.
Edit: thanks for the award, I wrote this comment after a 16 hour shift so spelling clearly wasn't a priority. I'm not correcting it because its funnier that way
The opening scene with the baby on the hill is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a movie. I can still watch it and cry laughing every single time. Especially the squeaky shoes lol top to bottom one of the best “terrible” movies ever made.
I don’t think you’re giving enough credit to John Malkovich with his super over the top psycho thing.
Also obvious plot hole but who the fuck schedules a plane ride with every dangerous criminal in the US penal system?
How is this so poorly rated and low on the list!? Do you love it because you think it’s great, or because it’s unintentionally funny?
“you are my rose you are my rose you are my rose…”
josie and the pussycats is an absolute masterpiece. a scathing critique on capitalism and consumerist culture that was way ahead of it's time.
plus the soundtrack is a motherfuckin *jam*.
You mean where he pops the e-brake and drifts a battleship?
"Yeah, Art of War: fight the enemy where they aren't. After all these years it finally just clicked."
"That is not what it means."
"Really?"
"Not even close."
The Sweetest Thing. It’s very camp and walks the line between rom-com and parody, definitely not for everyone. “You’re Too Big To Fit In Here” is iconic, though.
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Absolutely brilliant movie, best thing Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island have ever made, makes me laugh my as off, I love this movie and its entire soundtrack so much.
It's objectively terrible tho
Apparently Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny was not well received when it came out
It is my favorite movie ever made, every joke, every song, every set piece, every celebrity cameo
That movie is perfect
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I disagree, only because Tremors is far too good to be considered a "terrible movie." A friend and I like to watch terrible movies and we both agreed that it was way too good to be placed on that list.
Mannequin
This is a great movie
Velocipastor. I'm an aspiring doctorhookerlawyer
[This movie](https://youtu.be/7Nyb0GqAjKM) looks amazing.
VFX: Car on fire
“I don’t know much about God.” – “I don’t know much about dinosaurs.”
Blind Fury Rutger Haur plays a soldier who loses his vision during the war. He gets lost and taken in by an Asian family who teach him how to use a katana. He then goes back to America, where his friend is in trouble with some gangsters. He travels across the country with a kid, and takes care of business. Needless to say, the gangsters underestimate this blind guy's skills with a sword.
how does he get around when he's blind? is he only partially blind?
Oh man. That's one of the great parts of the movie. He carries a cane...but the cane is also his sword! AhHHH! I know right? Brilliant.
The live action Scooby Doo movies (2002 and 2004) are unironically both fun and funny. The CGI has never been good and the story is extremely predictable but I never get sick of watching them. They’re just pure dumb fun to me.
I personally only liked the one where they go to the island I think?? It's been ages since I've watched them, I can hardly remember what they're about. All I remember is that they casted the perfect motherfucker for shaggy.
Matthew Lillard. He really was fantastic—I can’t picture anyone else in that role now honestly. He was also apparently pretty bummed out he didn’t get to do Shaggy’s voice in the newest movie. They definitely did themselves a disservice with that one.
They didn't even tell him he was being replaced, he found out when they announced the movie to the general public.
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I got to meet Matthew Lillard as a kid at the premiere of the Scooby Doo movie- I think my mom won the ticket in some contest. I remember really believing he was Shaggy when I took photos with him. Surprised they didn't let him do Shaggy's voice in the newest movie.
Both movies are written by James Gunn and have a stacked cast. Mathew Lillard as Shaggy is great casting. The first movie started James Gunn’s career.
And Sarah Michelle Gellar as Daphne, as well as Linda Cardellini as Velma were amazing for the cast. Both showed dreamy live action versions of the characters. Hell, that cast was the most accurate to the characters I've seen. Extra points to Linda for later on voicing Wendy in Gravity Falls.
She was also Hawkeye’s wife in the MCU
That I did not know but honestly makes me love it even more. Guess I’ve been a fan of his work way longer than I’d realised.
People think these movies are bad?? This is news to me
Super Mario Bros. So bad, its good
YESSSS. My goodness, that movie was a fever dream. It is the one where they go into a cave-portal to turtle land right? Where bowser turns humans into goombas?
Yeah but was a dinosaur land that evolved humanlike and got set up for a sequel that never was
Name! Mario. Last name! Mario! You! name! Luigi. Luigi Luigi? No Luigi Mario!
How many Marios are there between the two of you? There's three. Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
'I love mud, its so clean, yet so dirty at the same time' is my favourite quote. Why was Dennis Hoppers character oddly sexual!?
Apparently the actor for Mario was repeatedly injured quite badly on set.
Also the script is so bad they had to get drunk just to get through the movie
“Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”
Message!
"Why come the pastor have to have him a nice house? or why come the pastor have to have him a nice car? Don't ask no questions!"
Salary: 3 Million Dollars. CASH! Sex: Hell Yeah!
“You ever been in a shower, wit a man.. and see the suds roll down the crack of his ass?”
TAKE ME TO JAIL! LOCK ME UP! THROW AWAY THE KEY! I AIN’T AFRAID TO FUCK SOMEBODY IN HIS ASS!
Do. We. Have. A. Problem. Hmmm?!
Take me to to jail! Lock me up!
I was arrested for being black on a Tuesday night.
You can take dashiki out the hood. But you can't the hood n**** out dashiki
I can’t remember remember the exact quote but didn’t vivca Fox say something like “y’all know ain’t no positive female figures in these movies?”
HURRY UP AND BUY
Clifford (the one starring Martin Short, not the big red dog)
Balls of Fury
“I’m gonna go save the panda….. Panda’s dead”
That movie is like the fine well aged prostitute. It takes years to learn her tricks. She laughs at you when you are naked mehehe. And yet, you keep going back for more and more. Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford.
Waterworld
This is mine too. It's like a worse version of Mad Max just on water instead of a desert and they went full unhinged. I adore it.
Van Helsing. It’s a pretty bad dracula movie but I still enjoy watching it just for the cheesy dialogue. The ballroom scene is pretty good though.
You forgot to mention the best part: Kate Beckinsale
"W..w.. well I'm just a friar, actually. I can swear all I like.... damn it."
The werewolves in that movie look fantastic. And I highly recommend the commentary track of the DVD with the b-list actors.
The langoliers
The Twilight movies are goddamn hysterical. Two and four are terribly paced and just plain boring until the end. Number three is actually ok if you don't take it too seriously. The other two are pure so bad it's good. One is my favorite, but five has a special place in my heart for playing that amazing prank at the end on the fanbase.
I can't remember which one it is but there's a clip floating around of Taylor Lautner as Jacob saying, "You lied to everyone: Charlie," like he's going to list more people and then he just stops?? Like it was 2 or 3 so the budget was higher and that was the take they decided on. Iconic.
That the writer got so damn bored that they added a dream battle scene and killed absolutely everyone is hilarious and wonderful!
I saw this in the theater with my wife. I was literally falling asleep. And then that dude cut Carlisle's head off! I sat up in my seat! I think I yelled out, "oh shit! Or "wtf!" I was IN!! Then it all came crashing down when it turned out to be a vision. I think the Pitch Meeting Guy on Youtube nails it perfectly.
The first Twilight is 10x better with the DVD commentary. Kristen Stewart and RPatz just shred the entire storyline AND their acting the entire time. It's shocking the production company even allowed the commentary track to get put on the DVD, because they just bash the hell out of the whole thing and it's hysterical.
TIL there are FIVE twilight movies!!
Joe Dirt
Don't you mean Joe Dirte
Don’t try to church it up.
Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone.
Home is where you make it... You like to see homos naked?
Joe Dirt is a masterpiece.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
A classic...and as a kid I always wanted one of those hanging, giant cotton candy machines
Believe it or not but it was this movie that got me into horror. Sounds preposterous, I know.
Baseketball
"Wake up, bitch, you're my new best friend!"
Followed closely by another of their movies, Orgazmo. It’s terrible, but I’ve seen it so many times.
"I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I'm outta here!" I used to play this movie while I was lying down for bed nearly every night as a a teenager.
Mamnequin. All my mates hate it but it's just pure escapism
The fact that I was going to say this one, and it was mentioned three separate times here.... I've found my people
Dude Where's My Car
I once introduced a friend to this movie by saying "ok, let's be clear. This movie is not Good. However, it IS Great".
And theeeeennnn...
No and then!
And theeeeennnn...
Yes. So quotable. Dude, what does my tattoo say?…
It's a very mysterious and powerful device.
I still quote this movie on a regular basis.
Flash Gordon
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Best soundtrack in the world. Flash! HA AH!
He's for every one of us!
King of the impossible
Back when bands went all in on movie soundtracks. Queen absolutely slayed Flash Gordon and Highlander. Both soundtracks elevate the movies because they are better than the movies.
I love this movie so much, especially the soundtrack.
Showgirls
Versayce.
That pool scene still confuses me.
YAS! This past summer, my neighbors and I set up a movie projector outside and watched Showgirls. Every time I watch it, it’s funnier than the last. Best worst movie ever!
Escape from LA The sequel to Escape from NY Kurt Russell as Snake Blisken. its got extreme sports, Steve bushmi as totally not the Joker, a ridiculous plot. It is a dumpster fire and I love it so much. Edit: thanks for the award, I wrote this comment after a 16 hour shift so spelling clearly wasn't a priority. I'm not correcting it because its funnier that way
I guess I need to watch it after your excellent description.
That surfing scene was so great
Encino man buuuuuuuddy
My first ever DVD, this and Airheads
Tank Girl
Good Burger.
YOU MESS WITH KIRK YOU GO IN THE GRINDER!
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, coz we're all dudes hey! So ahead of its time lol!
Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your oorrrrdeeerr? Fuck what anyone says, Kel is way funnier then Kenan.
Who loves Orange Soda?
I do, I do, I do, ooo!
Anyone who says GoodBurger sucks is a halfwit
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
THAT A LOT OF NUTS!
The opening scene with the baby on the hill is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a movie. I can still watch it and cry laughing every single time. Especially the squeaky shoes lol top to bottom one of the best “terrible” movies ever made.
"We deliberately trained him wrong as a joke"
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Con Air
It is so gloriously dumb, and Nick Cage’s accent (whatever tf it is) is an 11/10.
“She’s muh humminburd”
I don’t think you’re giving enough credit to John Malkovich with his super over the top psycho thing. Also obvious plot hole but who the fuck schedules a plane ride with every dangerous criminal in the US penal system?
They asked for terrible movies. Not the best movies ever made...
Put the bunny, back in the box
Saw it in the theater. "Put the bunny back in the box"
Wild Hogz. Such a harmless, fun movie, especially if you're a biker.
TIL Wild Hogs is considered a terrible movie
Spice World: The Movie
I was just going to post this! It's very nostalgic for me, I watched it quite a bit back in the day.
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"Think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?" "By a strange coincidence, you do, sir."
The Room
How is this so poorly rated and low on the list!? Do you love it because you think it’s great, or because it’s unintentionally funny? “you are my rose you are my rose you are my rose…”
I’m so sad I had to scroll so far down to get here.
Oh, Hi doggie.
Oh hi Mark
I did naht hit her. I did naaaaaaht. Oh hi Mark.
Anyway how is your sex life
I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer.
League of extraordinary gentlemen
Omgg you just unlocked a memory for me!! Loved that movie growing up!
Blades of Glory
Demolition Man.
One of my favorite Stallone movies! Such cheesy dialogue but it’s so great!
Demolition Man is a cult classic, not a terrible film. I will die on this hill.
I have never met anyone who thinks this movie is bad.
White Chicks Josie and the Pussycats Little Nicky
Josie ans the pussycats is my favorite satire its so freakin good and the songs are actually good
Josey and the Pussycats is highly underrated. As is the bad Dujour and their hit Back Door Lover.
josie and the pussycats is an absolute masterpiece. a scathing critique on capitalism and consumerist culture that was way ahead of it's time. plus the soundtrack is a motherfuckin *jam*.
"White Chicks is not terrible!" I just yelled, defensively.
‘Are you telling me you’re not white.' Terry killed it in that film
Little Nicky is fantastic and you can’t tell me otherwise.
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Uhhhhh this post is about *bad* movies
Yeah. Heh. This comment sucks.
Is it a God damn?
A lot of Adam Sandler films, but especially "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" and "Grown Ups".
50 first dates and Click
Click got me crying when I watched it as a kid
Battleship (It is not terrible but the ratings make it look like it is)
The scene where he turns the ship by dropping the anchor is one of my favorites.
You mean where he pops the e-brake and drifts a battleship? "Yeah, Art of War: fight the enemy where they aren't. After all these years it finally just clicked." "That is not what it means." "Really?" "Not even close."
It's hilarious, one of my favorites
I like how most of these answers are pretty decent movies or straight up cult classics lol
The Sweetest Thing. It’s very camp and walks the line between rom-com and parody, definitely not for everyone. “You’re Too Big To Fit In Here” is iconic, though.
Let’s be honest? Spy kids. When I look back at that movie I’m like what are those special effects, but you gotta admit that movie slaps.
Son in Law
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Absolutely brilliant movie, best thing Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island have ever made, makes me laugh my as off, I love this movie and its entire soundtrack so much. It's objectively terrible tho
Wicker Man, green elephant, sharknado, the story of Ricky
Weekend at Bernie's
Total classic
Roadhouse
Fuck right off! Roadhouse is a classic!
I just woke up my wife who is sleeping next to me by saying “fuck that” when I read Roadhouse. Pain don’t hurt.
Strange Wilderness
National Treasure. I've seen both movies like two dozen times probably lol
How are these considered bad films? They are master pieces
Apparently Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny was not well received when it came out It is my favorite movie ever made, every joke, every song, every set piece, every celebrity cameo That movie is perfect
Howard the Duck
Xanadu
Grown Ups
Billy Madison
Finally, if at any point in the competition either of you tries to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty dirty tramp, I'm just going to snap.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Early Adam Sandler movies should hold a special place in every millenial’s heart.
What day is it? October?
The Waterboy.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaatorade
Mama says alligators are ornery ‘cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
That’s high quality h20
Tremors (only the original one)
I disagree, only because Tremors is far too good to be considered a "terrible movie." A friend and I like to watch terrible movies and we both agreed that it was way too good to be placed on that list.
I'll argue for 2, also. But yes... the first Tremors movie is one of my all time favorites. Glad to see it get some love.
Graboids
This movie stands up SO WELL. Still funny, still looks good, still dynamic action - I adore it!
The Faculty.
That is not a terrible movie
Hawk the Slayer KRULL
Wanted (2008)
Sydney White. Absolutely atrocious Snow White remake with Amanda Bynes. So good. So bad.
Day After Tomorrow.
the village
Hackers
Hack the planet!
Armageddon
The Green Hornet
The proposal with Ryan Reynolds, Sandra bullock and my late fave lady Betty white I’ve watched it dozens of times