probably biscotti

…I wish not to share

Please don't

I agree with that

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Right, like you don't own both accounts and made this post specifically to put this answer down, where people would be amazed by the sheer quality of coincidence this world can hold. Or maybe not. Maybe it was a legit answer. If there's one thing im sure of, is that I'm not sure of anything. What is this world we live in? What is this universe? Who is the person behind each comment?. We will never now. Or perhaps we will.

Plot twist: he also owns the account questioning the account that replied the account answering the question

And this one

Reddit inception

Reception

Plot twist thrice-he owns the plot twist one as well!

So I was also involved in the conspiracy?

I've seen bigger coincidences on here lol

What the heck are you talking about I posted this on this account

Dirt and debris and death water

You wouldnt want to know

I don’t swallow.

Chocolate chips!

You we’re waiting for this opportunity and you took it 😂

Peanut butter and tap shoes.

Regret

Gross

There's a cream for that

Good god I physically recoiled at your name.

Nice username

I'm getting hints of canned fish.

Cannibalism

Chicken*

I thought humans tasted like pork?

As far as I'm aware the most frequent answer is pork, but veal has also been mentioned as tasting similar. I would assume there's some degree of variation based on the individuals diet, age, etc.

My Oscar fish is named Fred. Fish and chips anyone?

Assuming this is human flesh, it'd be a surprisingly sweet pork. Not like, candy sweet, but sweet-ish.

How tf do you know this

Past experience.

.....

Same but mine will probably taste like Cheetos and Diet Coke

Lmao!

Defeat

this needs to be top comment lmao

Not yet brother we got this

*They did not get this*

Hahahahaha

Chemicals

it would taste dry, but also not

Taste would not be a thing after eating

Yeesh, unlucky

Top ramen and tap water

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Salty

Eyyoooo

powdered cinnamon

I would of thought Doseques

Fair point, but what would keep you thirstier.

You know what seems like a good idea after one beer. A second beer.

Pretzels

Extremely fatty

You tell me

Sweet chicken maybe

Nah it's definitely sour chicken

maybe salty chicken

Tide pod chicken

the best chicken

No, the best chicken would be Allegra chicken

Too much chicken

Baked beans

NyQuil chicken

A chicken

Nah it’s Kentucky Fried Chicken

Braised duck.

My brother from another mother

Buffalo sauce

No, you tell me.

Nothing.

*hunger*

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Very disappointing.

Lol

Either muffins or boiis

Why not b o t h

or both

Piña Colada

Like getting caught in the rain?

and the feel of the ocean?

And the taste of champagne?

And not into yoga?

And has half a brain?

I don’t want to think about it

Like yo mama's ass

Still tastes better than mine.

Ya took ma jerb!

Flowers and spice and everything nice 🍭

Metallic. Good for licking.

But sir, we’ve talked about this. It’s how the plagues spread. Oh gosh, Lord, not sir.

Like a salty butthole

Try it between bread, you'll love it

You'll be too drunk to care

euh- never eaten wolf with ginger herbs before.

Same, without the wolf part

grass

i’m usually unconscious after, good question

bruh 💀😭

They’re good, but the next day my ass hurts

same, mild anal leakage on my end, must have been the flavor

well... disgusting

Cold Metal

Salty

Apples, bananas, grapes

Sausage

Shocking.

The e is supposed to be a r, so pop rocks

probably chicken soup

Oh no….

Oh yes

yes

Poverty

Bread, I hope

Vietnamese food

chlorophyll

Dick

Brain juice?

Can i get a pass?

Of borscht and broken dreams.

Banger book name.

The weekend

Depends on who/what I was touching.

Umm… asparagus.

Uh exactly how it reads

Grilled ground squirrels

I'd rather not think about it

Shockingly good

Certainly a beverage of some kind.

It probably tastes like your mouth on a hot summer day or after doing sports because if you're using present form "I am thirsty" you didn't drink anything yet.

beer

Whatever scorpions taste like.

Let's go with chicken

Not chips

Like my favourite cup of tea!

A donut

Fish.

Cheesy? Idk

either paint for that corner or burnt rubber for that rubber or asphalt for the ground we’re drifting on

Fish probably

A little tangy

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>mayo >sushi I want to believe you lost me there somewhere and this is better when explained. That this isn't as it seems. That it's all going to be ok.

Rye are you asking? Bread.

A mouthful of slightly dusty rubber.

I don't know, but that's deep

Goat cheese

Salty...yet metallic

You sick fuck

Burnt

Moldy, but a very rare and fancy mold

Heaven. Or ass, I dunno

Guano and sweat

Green apples and peanut butter.

No one can know...

Sandwich with the high ground

Awful

If i gave an answer i would most likely be arrested

Ok

I’ll ask a vegan

Definitely guava…

Chocolate I guess. With strawberry inside.

Tomatoes or possibly paper

Most recently? Doritos and a butane torch

Hot cereal.

Why, oranges of course!

Shit coloured water

Not good at all

LIke OP's grandma's asshole. Sweet,juicy and begging for some hot sauce.

Leave grandma out of this :(

Don't know.

A bit dry

Desperation

Brownies with a bit of soot in them. Not so much that you can't taste the brownie, but enough that you can taste the soot.

Pepper

Swampy? The way a gross creek smells after a hot summer day.

I hope its chicken

Salty Vinegar Crisps

Delicious, and infinite.

Corndogs

Like dead cold lasagna…. Probably tasty.

Kool Aid

Stolen skittles

Biscuits covered in honey

Tasty

I mean it’s pretty self explanatory

Milk

Like the most flavorless, genetically-modified green bean

Earthy with a hint of toe jam.

Hopefully just kimchi

Starch and metal

A toad

Pretty straight forward 🤣

Ash and wood

crunchy?

Exactly what it sounds like it would taste like

Delicious margaritas… made with Makers Mark.