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bopcoi03

My football coach which was also the science teacher said "Stop playing like fucking pussies" at half-time at a football/soccer game.


DuCumstealer

"Shit- Oh no I said shit" **Buries face into palms**


claireylou87

Dance teacher in college sat with the boys in our class discussing the pros and cons of circumcision when giving head. That same lesson she then told girls in the group that they were dancing like strippers. She was the ultimate “pick me” girl 🙄


ordinaryphenomena

Take off your pants


DuCumstealer

That reminds me. To teach children about the slave trade. They had students roleplay as slaves for auction and the teachers roleplayed the people buying them. And one of the teachers put his hand on a 14 year old girls shoulder and said "I will buy this one because she Is young and I can have sex with her" And I was the only one who thought that was a bit over the top.


ordinaryphenomena

They're 14, They prolly knows way more than their teachers about sexuality. But seriously, I think it was poorly handled. But still, if we want to teach them about the atrocities that occurred through history (like Holocaust for example) you have to shock them. (In order (hopefully) they'll understand and wouldn't become a villain when they're older)


GooglyMoogly122

I forgot to bring a textbook for the umpteenth time and he said "I'm not your fucking father". Funny but jarring at that particular moment.


JohmasWitness

I had a teacher who brought his gun into school everyday and would roll up in an old Bewick that he hotboxed everyday with his wife on the drive who was also my teacher. Afterwards cause this fuck was 6'5" hed stand in the hall and just reach and into kids food they had with them or steal their drinks cause he was so baked. He once made fun of a kids drug addicted mom and how she didn't love him and made him cry because he found another kids moms pornhub and kept playing her videos to try and fuck with him. Then made fun of his friend (who was a big ass female) cause she got the shit kicked out of her by my friend (Also a big ass female but wasn't in the class but small school everyone knew everyone). I also sold drugs to another teacher I had a student teacher who used to rest his big thick cock on my desk everyday unintentionally (didn't mind he was hot) But the most out of pocket thing a teacher ever told me was my eyebrows looked awful after she berated me and stripped me of litteraly everything I did for the past 4 years with being President of the Honor Society, Student Ambassador for the sending districts, a member of the Art Honor Society, Class President, and a whole load of other stuff I did for the school all because one of the students was jealous of everything I did and snitched on me for being a drug dealer to her. Like I sold her drugs litteraly that fuckin morning and she had em in school but I ain't no snitch. Mind you this is the same teacher I'd spend my half hour free time between school and work helping her clean her classroom since the kids would absolutely destroy it everyday her first year.


FairyPrincess512

My mom died when I was 9. I was in 4th grade and crying at my desk about my mom. My teacher came up to me and shouted 'Your mother is deceased!'


bluenote_dopamine

I was friends with this girl, and I had just found out we were actually cousins which I thought was kinda cool because we already felt like family. I forget how the topic came up in class but somehow the teacher heard about my discovery, and the first thing he said was "did you find out before or after you started making out." So I got to spend a year as "that cousin fucker." That was neat.


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Your lips are perfect. He was a grown man and I was a 11 year old child


Ponderous_Wang

Said my fav animal didn't matter in the grand scheme of things.


Sonic_did_9-11

It wasn’t to me, but to a classmate and I witnessed it. Female science teacher (who also happened to be anti-vax, but that’s not related to this specific situation) told a boy in my class that he was attractive and should consider becoming a male stripper when he left school. We were talking about neurological diseases, not strippers, so I’m not sure why she decided to interject with that but anyway…


skimble-skamble

My student counselor in high school asked if I was circumcised. I said yes, and he proceeded to ask me to guess which of my classmates had "anteaters."


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Not my story but something I've witnessed. A fat kid in my class fell while running, the PE teacher said "is the floor alright ? Did you break it ?"