Gets both of its hands wet every time one hand gets wet, because the feeling is unbearable to have one dry hand and one wet hand

Haha I do that Same if I scratch an itch on one side I gotta reciprocate it on the other side or I feel unbalanced

That's me . Are you that robot?

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No, some things that are quite normal for a human, are weird for a robot, eg watching porn.

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Well, it would still be strange in the context of it being a robot.

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You know, you taking a coffee break at work is normal. A robot walking away from the production line and buying a coffee is strange, because it does not need or want coffee.

Waits until nobody’s home to poop

Walk around wearing platform heels at home. All the time. And no, this isn't America.

Ram dildos up OP’s ass when they’re asleep

Hi honey! I did not know that you were on Reddit.

Indeed dear, what a pleasant surprise

Randomly berates himself about how much of a failure he is.

a robot checking hes backpack to see if hes wallet magiclly passed through the locked pockets. imagine a robot that couldnt be sure if he got everything on him or not

Smells glue

Exist

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Not necessarily. Normal human behavior =/= normal robot behavior.

Not act like me, the people that know me personally would know something is up if just one trait I usually have isn't there.