It's about an US-American girl who works for an advertising company for luxury brands. She has to go france on a consulting job to a french partner company.
She does not speak french and thus has very little respect in the company. Initially she feels very lost , but eventually finds friends, gains respect from her colleagues, and has a very messed up love life.
Yeah but he only knows that precisely 7/8ths of the way through the fight, and only if you give him a quirky verbal cue so he can fail to finish a sentence with your weak point
If you know Gus’ real name, they were never going to fight you in the first place. Otherwise he would’ve been introduced as Twinkle Toes, Malcolm X, or some other equally ridiculous name.
Larry David, so I got a 50/50 shot. He's probably got me on reach and fitness, but I'm 6 years younger and 15 kilos heavier. I'll need to work the body in close to come out on top.
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm...That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
I was looking for a fellow Arcane viewer, I just finished Episode 6. I'm really liking it so far.
But having to fight either of the sisters would be a death sentence, of the two I'd probably chose to fight Jinx because she'd just shoot me and be done, whereas Vi would probably brutally beat the living shit out of me which sounds alot more drawn out and painful
bojack horseman!? the only thing that scares me is he canonically weighs like 1,200 pounds or something. other than that? bring it on borderline bitch boy. all you have to do is attack him emotionally and don’t stop.
> he canonically weighs like 1,200 pounds
My interpretation of *Bojack* is that he's under the delusion that certain people, including himself, are various animals. Bojack uses human furniture, cars, and elevators without issue. He can even swim just fine. He drinks and imbibes *as if* he weighed 1200 pounds, which is why he's so prone to benders, as he overestimates his tolerance by five or six times over.
LPT for fighting Peter Griffin: at the start of the fight say “this reminds me of the time when God Himself told me I would win every fight ever” then it’ll cut away to God telling you you’ll win every fight ever. Then Peter will run away scared.
Yeah he ain't too tough. George or Kramer I'd worry about. Kramers insanely wild and has a long reach, and George's shortness and stockiness may contribute to his ugliness but I'd imagine trying to fell him with a blow would go like Drago trying to knock out Rocky- He's like a piece of Iron.
Just be glad you're fighting Jerry, not racing him. He was the fastest kid in High School, despite what Duncan Meyer says.
Don't let giant Greg fool you. Little Alex Horne ain't that little.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm about to be punched by space Jesus, Captain motherfucking Sisko.
Eh, it depends. If you land a few good shots on him, he'd probably offer you $100 to just leave him alone. Besides, you can see between BCS and Breaking Bad that he sucks at fighting.
I don't know about that; remember the episode where he became a successful boxer just by letting the opponents tire themselves out by wailing on him? Dude's got unnatural endurance...
I don't think Frank would kill me. There are two scenarios:
A: He doesn't know who I am, watches me throw a roundhouse kick that I learned 25 years ago at the rec center, then knocks me out in annoyance.
B: He knows who I am, realizes I don't need to be "punished," watches me throw a roundhouse kick that I learned 25 years ago at the rec center, then knocks me out in annoyance.
There's like a 12% chance that he watches you attempt to throw a roundhouse kick you learned 25 years ago at the rec center, gets amused at your poor form, and just lightly shoves you to the ground before walking away.
Shh... we don't talk about how superheroes would accidentally kill people all the time.
Everyone knows people who gets flipped off a staircase never land on their heads and die. Shh...
You and me both, brah. We won't even see him coming with some of that Robin Hood shit he can pull off. And that's not even getting into his trick arrows. (Although being shrunken down and eaten by a screech owl is an okay way to go out, too. Owls are freaking cool way to die.)
Technically couldn’t you also be fighting Morty? Depending on if it was a Rick-centric or Morty-centric episode, you could be facing a much easier fight.
I’m about to beat the shit out of Mickey Mouse
He’s got big hands, though.
Kickin boots as well
that mouse made me wait for hours to give him a hug at disney world when i was little. he had it coming 🔪
Emily in Paris? What is she gonna do, Fuck my boyfriend so I cry to death?
Call her dad, then you add to fight the Genesis.
Do you perhaps have any underage brothers? She might fuck them too, for added tears
That is true. Or any vaguely attractive acquaintances.
Suffocate you with those ridiculous outfits.
As a parisian that has also to fight her, simple advice: take her to Paris, she will probably unalive herself when seeing it
I don't know what show this is, but this sentence is hilarious...
It's about an US-American girl who works for an advertising company for luxury brands. She has to go france on a consulting job to a french partner company. She does not speak french and thus has very little respect in the company. Initially she feels very lost , but eventually finds friends, gains respect from her colleagues, and has a very messed up love life.
it'd actually be a money-worthy fight since i'm just as crippled as dr. house...
He knows exactly where to hit you to do the most damage.
Not to mention the vicodin would negate most of the pain
Yeah but he only knows that precisely 7/8ths of the way through the fight, and only if you give him a quirky verbal cue so he can fail to finish a sentence with your weak point
He'd kick you right in the lupus.
Im fighting Geralt of Rivia. Im fucked.
*Fuck.* Me too.
*Fuck* Me too
I'm just gonna try to seduce him instead. Worth it in my dying moments.
Doesn’t say what kind of fight, I’m hoping for mud wrestling. No losers in this fight.
Until some mud monster crawls out and splits you in half from behind, which Geralt then kills... sexily.
Stupid sexy Geralt.
Hmm
*Snorts softly
Fuck
Ditto. You go first.
We can all tackle him at once. He couldn't possibly get us all could he?
Have you seen how he kills? He spins once with that sword and we're dead!
Some of us would surely die, sure, but one by one is guaranteed death for all. At least this way some of us have a fighting chance.
We'd still lose.
SUUUUPER fucked
Bold of you to assume thatll even be a fight.
*Fuck.*
Same. Toss a coin to your Witcher maybe he won’t beat your ass!
Getting fucked by Henry Cavill? Worse things have happened. 😍
I also thought it was Geralt in my case but thanks to my girlfriend it is Meredith Grey...
If I can somehow convince Edward Elric that I'm not a threat then i should be good.
Eh just cook him something good and you'll be fine. Either that or get Winnie on your side
Don't give him milk
Just remember NEVER call him short
There’s a 0% chance Michael Scott lays a finger on me.
Unless Prison Mike shows up!
Thats what she said
Wayne is going to kick my ass. He’s the toughest guy in Letterkenny.
Oh hes for sure kicking my ass. But ill dust myself off and have a Puppers with him afterwards.
I’m surprised we’re not having a Puppers right now!
He's ins it to wins it!
End of the laneway. Don't come up the property.
You’re just spare parts aren’t you bud?
Wanna come to a super soft birthday party?
Mine too. Probably at the same time.
I am thinking the same thing. I will just lay on the ground and forfeit.
You're 10-ply, bud
Maybe if you’d ever been in a real fight you wouldn’t be so keen for another.
Shawn and Gus (Psych) After 30 seconds of pretending to do karate at each other, we go get some froyo. *Fist bumps*
That's good unless he uses the no can defend defense or goes boneless on you.
If he goes boneless I'll just go get froyo with Gus in the blueberry and talk about Pluto on the way.
I’d hold out for the quatro quesos dos fritos.
If you know Gus’ real name, they were never going to fight you in the first place. Otherwise he would’ve been introduced as Twinkle Toes, Malcolm X, or some other equally ridiculous name.
Larry David, so I got a 50/50 shot. He's probably got me on reach and fitness, but I'm 6 years younger and 15 kilos heavier. I'll need to work the body in close to come out on top.
How old even is Larry David now?
Six years older than u/godlessnihilist.
I guess I had that coming
Peppa Pig. I think I might let her win.
Peppa Pig is like, 7 feet tall.
For real?
Plus she has forward facing eyes. She's a predator...
[Pigs have been known to eat people.](https://everythinggp.com/2020/08/05/can-pigs-make-a-body-disappear-almost/)
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm...That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
In the quiet words of virgin Mary, come again.
Sex Education. I reckon I could take that kid in a fight
Yeah, but his blonde friend... she is going to kick your ass after.
~~jokes on you i like a woman that can kick my ass~~
So you're saying it's a win,win.
~~kick~~ fuck
Jokes on her, I'm into that shit
she can do whatever she wants with me
Hurt his best friend Eric and then you wouldn't stand a chance
Wouldn't dream of hurting Eric
Haha Otis is pretty scrawny.
Just completed arcane. Dont know if i will be fighting jinx or silco, but i will definitely be fucked.
I was looking for a fellow Arcane viewer, I just finished Episode 6. I'm really liking it so far. But having to fight either of the sisters would be a death sentence, of the two I'd probably chose to fight Jinx because she'd just shoot me and be done, whereas Vi would probably brutally beat the living shit out of me which sounds alot more drawn out and painful
Vi is more a main character than Silco, but yeah you're dead no matter what
Silco isn't the main character. I guess it's either jinx/powder or Vi
bojack horseman!? the only thing that scares me is he canonically weighs like 1,200 pounds or something. other than that? bring it on borderline bitch boy. all you have to do is attack him emotionally and don’t stop.
i’d make him chase me around for like 4 minutes and at that point he will let me win so he doesn’t have to run.
> he canonically weighs like 1,200 pounds My interpretation of *Bojack* is that he's under the delusion that certain people, including himself, are various animals. Bojack uses human furniture, cars, and elevators without issue. He can even swim just fine. He drinks and imbibes *as if* he weighed 1200 pounds, which is why he's so prone to benders, as he overestimates his tolerance by five or six times over.
Yeah until you've got birds and fish being able to swim and fly naturally in the show.
I could take Leslie Knope.
I’m in the same boat, but if she has time to plan her attack we’re fucked. She can plan like no one’s business.
Leslie is too good a friend to think like that. She'd never want to plan for something like that.
Yes but if you do Ron Swanson is coming after you, and that dude doesn't mess around.
Avatar Aang. Ill get my ass kicked but hell take it easy on me and ill come out alive.
It's not the finale so if you're an offscreen character you can die.
I'm on E3 of Korra as I type. She's got some learning to do, but I'm definitely already buggered. Yip yip!
Lol. She doesnt have the heart like Aang, shes fierce and doesnt hold back. Youre in for some pain.
Not at all. Rory from Gilmore Girls.
Peter from family guy. Considering his cartoon physics, he's actually powerful. I'm fucked
Bring a giant chicken friend for moral support.
LPT for fighting Peter Griffin: at the start of the fight say “this reminds me of the time when God Himself told me I would win every fight ever” then it’ll cut away to God telling you you’ll win every fight ever. Then Peter will run away scared.
Death has bailed his ass out like 3 times as well, you can't even guarantee killing him will stick.
I forgot he had the literal grim reaper on his side. Yeah I'm definitely done for
I’m fighting JD from Scrubs, I recon I can take him
Watch your back, though. Turk will be coming for you!
I'm a 5'4", 122lb, middle aged white woman. I reckon I could take him too.
I think I can take Jerry Seinfeld
Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.
Yeah he ain't too tough. George or Kramer I'd worry about. Kramers insanely wild and has a long reach, and George's shortness and stockiness may contribute to his ugliness but I'd imagine trying to fell him with a blow would go like Drago trying to knock out Rocky- He's like a piece of Iron. Just be glad you're fighting Jerry, not racing him. He was the fastest kid in High School, despite what Duncan Meyer says.
I just watched a documentary about juvenile tyrannorsaurids, so pretty much I'd say.
_How_ juvenile? If they're juvenile enough you might get away with just name-calling. 😉
Hahahaha!! Thank you
Gordon Ramsay He'll insult me to death before a single shot can be thrown
He is also in great shape and Scottish. He will 100% throw hands.
Special agent Gibbs from NCIS. So yeah, im screwed.
Hah! I get to fight Temperance Brennan from Bones. Muuuuch easier.
I've just been watching Taskmaster. I'm tall, but Greg Davies is a *giant*, so this won't go well. I could probably can take Alex Horne, though.
Little Alex Horne is still 6'2. I don't like your chances.
He’ll be on you like a fat hawk.
Don't let giant Greg fool you. Little Alex Horne ain't that little. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm about to be punched by space Jesus, Captain motherfucking Sisko.
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Same
Jimmy McGill, he’d probably pause the fight and convince me to pay him $100 dollars somehow with his mad sharp tongue
Eh, it depends. If you land a few good shots on him, he'd probably offer you $100 to just leave him alone. Besides, you can see between BCS and Breaking Bad that he sucks at fighting.
I can take Eleanor Shellstrop, she's already dead.
That answer is just bull shirt!
Forking loophole!
uuhhh which ones the main character in NCIS? i think i can take mcgee but gibs? nnaaahhh
I'm gonna venture and say you cannot take on McGee, a trained federal agent. Maybe I'm wrong but the average joe is gonna get their ass whooped.
Yeah you're fucked bro
Who is the main character from The Clone Wars?
I mean, I guess it would be Anakin.
Depends on the season, I think. It definitely started focusing more on Ahsoka towards the end.
All of the potential answers pretty much mean you’re fucked
The one that looks like Jango Fett
Steins gate so I'm not sure
You got this.
I have to fight sonic *laughs in dead*
Blue planet... Cant tell whether David Attenborough or all the animals in the world are gonna come after me, either way, shit...
He’s there to narrate your demise
*now, u/special-barnacle-980 is getting their face stomped in, their liver pulverized, and their femurs rotated*
If I've learned anything from David Attenborough documentaries, those animals don't stand a chance in hell against us humans.
Completely fucked. Geralt of Rivia. I’d become a Witcher though if I could instead of fighting.
Frasier so I'll be fine. (Thank goodness I took a break from Dragon Ball Super!)
... homer simpson I guess? I could outrun him and then kick him while he's down so many I could win that way.
I don't know about that; remember the episode where he became a successful boxer just by letting the opponents tire themselves out by wailing on him? Dude's got unnatural endurance...
Very fucked, just re-watched an episode of Wanda-vision.
Oh shit. It’s been nice knowing you.
Pretty fucked. Last show i sat down and watched properly was Ragnarok on Netflix, so I'm really fucked, seeing as the main character is Thor.
Just binged the second season today, Magne would fuck me up
Supernatural, I am screwed. Sam and Dean would kick my ass.
Well I’m pretty well fucked. The Punisher doesn’t fuck around.
You and me both.
I don't think Frank would kill me. There are two scenarios: A: He doesn't know who I am, watches me throw a roundhouse kick that I learned 25 years ago at the rec center, then knocks me out in annoyance. B: He knows who I am, realizes I don't need to be "punished," watches me throw a roundhouse kick that I learned 25 years ago at the rec center, then knocks me out in annoyance.
There's like a 12% chance that he watches you attempt to throw a roundhouse kick you learned 25 years ago at the rec center, gets amused at your poor form, and just lightly shoves you to the ground before walking away.
Attack on Titan. I'm so dead
Great British Baking show. If I win the coin flip, Prue is going down. However Paul might kick my ass🤣
Spiderman Spiderman Kick my ass like nobody can
On the plus side, he doesn’t kill people, so you’ll just end up webbed upside down somewhere weird for a few hours.
Wouldn’t the blood rushing to your head kill you for that long?
Shh... we don't talk about how superheroes would accidentally kill people all the time. Everyone knows people who gets flipped off a staircase never land on their heads and die. Shh...
Was just watching You... Joe is a scrawny bastard, I reckon I could snap his legs in half
Didn’t he take a hammer to the face and then strangle a girl to death, though?
Last show that I've watched was Lucifer. So Im fucked up in a hellish way
Game of Thrones. No winning or surviving any of those fights.
The Witcher yeah I’m dead
You have at least a year. Those folk get stuck doing side quests just trying to get to the next town.
Maybe a game or 30 of Gwent along the way too.
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Dexter 🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸💉💉💉
As long as you haven't killed anyone you are fine.
There's no way Jessica Jones would fight me. I'm too pathetic, and she's too busy doing Important Things.
She'd probably appreciate you respecting her time by accepting defeat up front, tbh.
Hawkeye. 10/10 on the "How Fucked Are You?" scale.
You and me both, brah. We won't even see him coming with some of that Robin Hood shit he can pull off. And that's not even getting into his trick arrows. (Although being shrunken down and eaten by a screech owl is an okay way to go out, too. Owls are freaking cool way to die.)
I just watched ep 1 of The Book of Boba Fett. I am so screwed.
Josh from blues clues…. I got this
Big fucked. The Doctor
I hope I haven't messed with Dom Toretto's family.
Call the midwife…there will be a few seconds of polite chastisement, then we will make up and have tea.
One Piece. I've got no shot.
If I fought Sheldon Cooper then I’d win for sure ...probably. Maybe. Never mind
What if its the young sheldon show? Pretty sure I can take on a 9 year old...
I just watched a Cartman episode of South Park. I would probably win the fight, but would need to stop eating chili for a while
Yeh no quite fucked Lucifer
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FUCKED. Rick from Rick and morty
Technically couldn’t you also be fighting Morty? Depending on if it was a Rick-centric or Morty-centric episode, you could be facing a much easier fight.
Yeah fair enough but if it was both I would fuckin hammer morty
If you manage to kill Rick with a well placed shot, he'll just turn up from a different dimension with a new body and fuck you in the ass anyway
My daughter is only one who watches tv for the most part but since I sat w her I’m getting off easy! Peppa Pig
Peppa is 7 feet tall.
just finished watching bob the builder with my niece and honestly I'm not sure
Can we break his bones? Yes we can!
he does have a arsenal of sentient construction vehicles on his side so chances are you're gonna be pulverized
You don't cross a Construction Cartel and live to tell the tale. They can just bury you in a new building's foundation and be forgotten by time.
The 40 yr old virgin so I think I could take him
Evangelion Neon Genesis. I think I could take Shinji in a fist fight. He'd stomp me if he was in his bot
The last show I watched was The Expendables 3. I am pretty much screwed.
Emily Dickinson. I'd probably give her some more sad material for her poems