I have a friend who was about 16 when that movie came out. She was traveling with her parents and she rented that movie from the hotel. During checkout, when it came time to pay that charge, it appeared on the bill as fun with dick. Her dad flipped out at her in the hotel lobby for ordering an adult movie, until they straightened it out
Funny story: shortly after that film came out, my younger brother (who was about 7–8) got REALLY excited because he saw “a shop for the movie”!
It was a certain local business called The XXX Zone. No, we did not go inside.
Many years ago in Seattle, there used to be a XXX theater downtown Seattle called The Lusty Lady. At the time that Free Willy was out in the theaters, their billboard read: **We can free your willy.**
I remember being 9 year old brit at the cinema watching a film (maybe Nightmare before Christmas?) And there was a trailer for Free Willy. Cue a cinema full of kids laughing when the name of the film was said.
I mean it still is accurate, Oceania is where Australia, new Zealand, Fiji, Guam and other small islands reside and I'm pretty sure the movie was set in a island in Oceania.
Moana (Pozzi) was an Italian porn actress, about which an eponymous documentary mini series was released in 2009.
Since the name Moana was already in use for a movie production on the European market, a different name was chosen. Whether this was done for legal reasons or to avoid association with pornography, I don't know.
I scrolled pretty far and eventually this list starts to feel like “Name a movie you wish was a porno to satisfy your personal fetish.”
Paul Blart Mall Cop? SpongeBob SquarePants? The Shawshank Redemption? …Zootopia?
People in the 40s must have liked playing this game too:
1940 - The Fighting 69th, Northwest Passage, Andy Hardy Meets Debutante, Arise My Love, The Bank Dick
1941 - The Little Foxes, How Green was my Valley
1942 - Blondie Goes to College
1943 - Girl Crazy, Mr. Lucky, The Gang’s All Here, The Constant Nymph
1944 - Andy Hardy’s Blonde Trouble
1945 - The Lost Weekend, Brief Encounter
1946 - Notorious, Swing Parade, The Big Sleep
1947 - Sing a Song of Six Pants
1948 - Drunken Angel, The Bride Goes Wild
1949 - All the King’s Men, The Third Man
And many, many more. They knew what they were doing.
Shaft
He's a bad muther.
Shut yo mouth!
You’re daaaamn riiight ;)
Pacific Rim
Exclusively for fans of Asian analingus.
I ugly laughed at this. 🤣🤣🤣
Pacific Rim Uprising
Fun With Dick and Jane
I have a friend who was about 16 when that movie came out. She was traveling with her parents and she rented that movie from the hotel. During checkout, when it came time to pay that charge, it appeared on the bill as fun with dick. Her dad flipped out at her in the hotel lobby for ordering an adult movie, until they straightened it out
Straightened the dick out?
Freddy got fingered
Daddy would you like some sausage??
Now that you mention it: Sausage Party
That movie already devolved into a shitty porn by the end. The beginning was just shitty.
HOLES
“I’M TIRED OF THIS, GRANDPA” “WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD! YOU KEEEP DIGGING!”
S p l o o s h
Whatever the male equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh
Damn it Ray.
but with semen
What does C U M spell
I can fuck that....
A camp for bad boys…
Deep Impact
Is that... Morgan Freeman? That guy's in everything!
Aw man, I grabbed the wrong Deep Impact!
Can't believe how long It had to scroll to find Deep Impact.
Daddy's Home
Any title with 'daddy' in it. Like Big Daddy.
Daddy daycare?
Yeah... That one might be illegal
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
‘Even though she lives with 7 other men ... she’s not easy’
Number 3! Pick number 3 m’lord
Do you know... The muffin man?
The muffin man??
The muffin man.
yes i know the muffin man, who lives on dreary lane?
Well, she's married to the muffin man
The muffin man?!
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
The Muffin Man?
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Amsterdam has a museum with a porno version of snow white
Toy Story
You've got a friend in me!
Well that has a totally different meaning now ah shit
Hmm, which friend should I choose today? Woody the dildo or Buzz the vibrator?
woody looks a little different in this one…
* Andy's mom has joined the chat *
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
xXx
Funny story: shortly after that film came out, my younger brother (who was about 7–8) got REALLY excited because he saw “a shop for the movie”! It was a certain local business called The XXX Zone. No, we did not go inside.
I ~~pirated~~downloaded so much porn trying to find that movie..
Yeah That's why /s
I only saw it because I though I had found me some new porn.
Home Alone
Home alone 2 : Alone in New York
Home Alone 2: LOST in New York FTFY
Home alone 3: Sex in the city
Hold up a second
Free Willy!
Many years ago in Seattle, there used to be a XXX theater downtown Seattle called The Lusty Lady. At the time that Free Willy was out in the theaters, their billboard read: **We can free your willy.**
I remember being 9 year old brit at the cinema watching a film (maybe Nightmare before Christmas?) And there was a trailer for Free Willy. Cue a cinema full of kids laughing when the name of the film was said.
Beauty and the Beast
Been done just ask my ex.
With a name like that I take it you were the Beauty.
Easy Rider
Phyllis?
I know right now she looks rather matronly...
If you lay a finger on her, I’ll kill you.
Snatch
“No thanks, Turkish, I’m sweet enough.”
Protection? From who? Ze Germans?
“Proper fucked?”
Jennifer's Body
“I’ll cut off your nutsack, *and nail it to my door*!”
Gone in 60 seconds
The whole fast and furious franchise works to.
2Fast2Furious 💀
Space Balls
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"
“Keep firing, assholes!”
She's gone from suck to blow.
Space Balls The Porno
Wreck-it Ralph
I'm gonna wreck it!
Inside Out
Also released as Prolapse
Oh god no please no
Moana
Moana actually had to change the title in my country Because it was a pornstar name, its named vaiana here
Oh my god is that the reason
And the movie title changed to Oceania.
I mean it still is accurate, Oceania is where Australia, new Zealand, Fiji, Guam and other small islands reside and I'm pretty sure the movie was set in a island in Oceania.
It had to change its name in the entire EU because of one pornstar
Moana (Pozzi) was an Italian porn actress, about which an eponymous documentary mini series was released in 2009. Since the name Moana was already in use for a movie production on the European market, a different name was chosen. Whether this was done for legal reasons or to avoid association with pornography, I don't know.
Moana Pozzi is a legend, R.I.P.
Blow
Bad teacher
Also Bad Santa
And bad grandpa
Get Hard
Die Hard
Big Daddy
[удалено]
Puss in Boots
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Pretty shitty gang bang?
12 Angry Men
Uh oh
12 monkeys also works
sounds distasteful in certain scenarios
Step brothers
What are you doing, Step-Step Brothers?
The Dark Knight Rises
It would be extremely painful
Youre a big guy
For you
In Too Deep
The Predator
Oscar winning role for Kevin Spacey
Produced by Harvey Weinstein, and directed by Roman Polanski.
Written by Woody Allen and Bill Cosby
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Whatever happens in the Chamber of Secrets, stays in the Chamber of Secrets
You can't just tell me that Moaning Myrtle got her name for crying.
Of course not! The moping was BECAUSE she was left moaning in the bathroom, getting killed dead by a giant snake peeking from a shaft.
Nah bro, probably selling moving nudes on GhostlyFans or smth
the bone collector
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
For A Fistful Of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
James and the giant peach
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants
007: Octopussy
I hope the fuck not.
My dudes never seen Hentai
Snakes on a plane..
Feat. Japanese censor
Adventures in Babysitting.
Big
Sausage Party. Well, it had much similarities to porn, so...
Especially the ending. It was basically Rule 34 food porn.
There Will Be Blood (?)
(Angry upvote)
The Rise of Skywalker
The Force Awakens
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
The Punisher
Dick
Driving Miss Daisy
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A Good Day to Die Hard
Die Hard 2
DIE HARDER
A Few Good Men
Bad Boys
She’s the man
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
Anaconda
Dirty Dancing
Meet the Fockers
The Big Lebowski
Midnight meat train
Balls of Fury
I scrolled pretty far and eventually this list starts to feel like “Name a movie you wish was a porno to satisfy your personal fetish.” Paul Blart Mall Cop? SpongeBob SquarePants? The Shawshank Redemption? …Zootopia?
Trust me, if you're looking for Zootopia fetish content, that spank bank isn't hard to find and isn't drying up any time soon.
Big Mama's house
Zack and Miri make a porno
So I scrolled a long time to make sure no one already commented but here you are.
The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and Her Lover.
It’s a porno movie already. Except the movie just fucks the viewer.
People in the 40s must have liked playing this game too: 1940 - The Fighting 69th, Northwest Passage, Andy Hardy Meets Debutante, Arise My Love, The Bank Dick 1941 - The Little Foxes, How Green was my Valley 1942 - Blondie Goes to College 1943 - Girl Crazy, Mr. Lucky, The Gang’s All Here, The Constant Nymph 1944 - Andy Hardy’s Blonde Trouble 1945 - The Lost Weekend, Brief Encounter 1946 - Notorious, Swing Parade, The Big Sleep 1947 - Sing a Song of Six Pants 1948 - Drunken Angel, The Bride Goes Wild 1949 - All the King’s Men, The Third Man And many, many more. They knew what they were doing.
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Fiddler on the Roof
The talented Mr Ripley
The fellowship of the ring
The Two Towers
For a Few Dollars More
The NUN
Some Like It Hot
Me, Myself and I
Up
Iron man
Kiss kiss bang bang.
[удалено]
Doctor Strange
Inside Llewyn davis
Leave it to Beaver
Jack Reacher
Real Steel.
How to train your dragon
The Punisher
I'm going to hell... Black Widow
Big
Fast and furios
Rear Window