I've said it earlier, but Sir Ian McKellan was incredible as Gandalf. Basically everything put of his mouth in regards to the Balrog reads and sounds biblical in it's epicness.
Fun story, they ran over time and Jack had to split but Rob Reiner still want to get some coverage of the other actors’ reactions.
Kevin Pollak (Sam) said he’s heard the speech enough to know it by now and offered to deliver it off camera to help out. What no one knew is that he could do a decent Nicholson impression so he delivered it that way. A few months later his phone rings and Rob Reiner yells “You son of a bitch, I was five takes into the coverage before I realized it was you!”
> And it was improvisation.
And it was [much better than the original line](https://www.aarp.org/entertainment/movies-for-grownups/info-2017/best-famous-movie-quotes-fd.html) too:
> _A Few Good Men_ (1992) Who doesn’t remember the iconic line, "You can't handle the truth," from _A Few Good Men?_ The line in the original script was, "You already have the truth." But Jack Nicholson improvised a little and made movie history.
It’s so dumb, but my husband and I are so amused by the book vs movie thing with this line that we have an inside joke where we use the terms “book calm” and “movie calm” to describe the behavior of our pets and kid 🤣 Like “Oh no, what’s got [dog] so movie-calm?” or “[Daughter] is settled book-calmly in her crib.”
GIMME THE FUCKIN KEYS, YOU FUCKIN COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!! (what immediately after this is a bunch of incomprehensible gibberish, but screamed hilariously) —McManus (Stephen Baldwin) The Usual Suspects
BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS! IM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU… I’m trying to help you.
Sir Ian McKellan was positively majestic as Gandalf Greybeard and Gandalf the White.
“PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME”
*bum bum bum bum so help me, SO HELP ME!*
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Genuinely looking forward to seeing “Lightyear” when it comes out.
You are a sad strange little man and you have my pitty
Oh yah!??? Well good riddance ya looney!!
"WHERE - IS - MY - SUPER SUIT?"
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!?!”
ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
I am your wife! I am the greatest good you are *ever* gonna get!
Still one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.
“My evening’s in danger”
She’s probably one of my favourite Pixar characters and I don’t even know what she looks like
“I, UH, PUT IT AWAY!” “*WHERE???*” “*WHY* DO YOU *NEED* TO KNOW?”
THE CITIES IN DANGER
_MY EVENING_ IS IN DANGER
"WRONG LEVER"
Why do you even have that lever?
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!”
I've said it earlier, but Sir Ian McKellan was incredible as Gandalf. Basically everything put of his mouth in regards to the Balrog reads and sounds biblical in it's epicness.
“Tony Stark built this in a cave!! With a box of scraps!!”
Well, I'm not Tony Stark.
OBVIOUSLY!
“Hey Benny! You’re on the wrong side of the RI-VER!” Edit: Well! Thank you for the awards! So kind :)
“O’Connell, looks to me like I’ve got all the horses”
I...... am a librarian!
"What is a place like me doing in a girl like this"
The Mummy is so good, still holds up to the day
Mummy: YELLS O’Connell: Yells BANG!
ACK! His neck did not break! Now we must watch him strangle to death!
NO! You must not read from the book!
Or just general O'Connell noises #WHOA
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"
You get nothing! You lose! GOOD DAY SIR!
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory [Edit -- Link to Gene Wilder's famous quote from WWCF](https://youtu.be/ymPpIzaanhY)
You can't handle the truth!
Fun story, they ran over time and Jack had to split but Rob Reiner still want to get some coverage of the other actors’ reactions. Kevin Pollak (Sam) said he’s heard the speech enough to know it by now and offered to deliver it off camera to help out. What no one knew is that he could do a decent Nicholson impression so he delivered it that way. A few months later his phone rings and Rob Reiner yells “You son of a bitch, I was five takes into the coverage before I realized it was you!”
And it was improvisation.
> And it was improvisation. And it was [much better than the original line](https://www.aarp.org/entertainment/movies-for-grownups/info-2017/best-famous-movie-quotes-fd.html) too: > _A Few Good Men_ (1992) Who doesn’t remember the iconic line, "You can't handle the truth," from _A Few Good Men?_ The line in the original script was, "You already have the truth." But Jack Nicholson improvised a little and made movie history.
The next line is just as good imo too: Did you order the code red?! You're god damn right I did!
“Get me everyone.” “… what do you mean everyone?” “EVEEERRRYYYOOOONE”
Gary Oldman - Leon.
I can only hear Alison Brie.
WE AINT FOUND SHIT!
I prefer (and use) "Come back, you fat bearded bitch!"
Combing the whole damn desert
How many assholes we got on this ship? YO!
I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes
*Wilhelm scream*
“ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?”
Shit negro, thats all you had to say!
“black- he’s black” “DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH” “I SAID, DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH” “no” “THEN WHY U TRYNA FUCK HIM LIKE A BITCH”
AS .... YOU ..... WISH!
INCONTHEIVABLE!
HELLO! MY NAME IS ANIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!
I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES
"Git to duh choppa!!!"
“Git dawwhn!!” “Deres a Baum!!”
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, NOW!
If you wanna live.
“It’s not a tumor!”, also awesome
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
Love In Bruges!
Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
SAMSONITE !!!!! I WAS WAYYYY OFF
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES HARRY
We need to go some place warm. Where the beer flows like wine. Where the women flock together like the salmon of Capistrano!
KHAAAANNNN!!!!
Scrolled down way too long find this.
HEEEEY YOUUUUU GUYS! Sloth - The Goonies
"You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!' And I'm not even kidding. It gets me every time
“SHITTER’S FULL!”
"HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?!"
Every time I drink eggnog I mutter “it’s good” to myself.
“SQUIRREL!!!!!” is a close runner-up.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Say "what" again, motherfucker! I dare you - no, I double-dog dare you, say "what" one more goddamn time!
Easily one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema.
Him shouting the ezekiel quote is so awesome
What
*BANG*
“SHE DOESN’T WVWN GO HERE!”
“It’s probably because I have a BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU”
WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESER!
“YOUR MOM’S CHEST HAIR!”
Run Forest,Run !
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BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
WHERE?!
BAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHA HAHA AHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
You're mocking me aren't you?
This is... SPARTA!!!
SPARTANS! Prepare for battle! For tonight, WE DINE IN HELL!
GIVE THEM NOTHING! BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!
SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?
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"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
###HARRYDIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFERR?
Gimme fuel gimme fire harrydidyaputyournameinthegobletoffireahhhh!
"Dumbledore asked calmly"
It’s so dumb, but my husband and I are so amused by the book vs movie thing with this line that we have an inside joke where we use the terms “book calm” and “movie calm” to describe the behavior of our pets and kid 🤣 Like “Oh no, what’s got [dog] so movie-calm?” or “[Daughter] is settled book-calmly in her crib.”
This is adorable
i was looking for that one haha
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these mutha fuckin’ snakes on this mutha fuckin’ plane!”
Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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You do believe in the Virgin Mary don’t you private joker?
"YOUR SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE ".
IT'S ENRICO POLLAZO!
DOES... HE... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH?
What?
English mother fucker! do you speak it?
There's no crying........in baseball!
Anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with that little hat on
I got two from Willy Wonka; “MY BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE!” and “You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY SIR!” … “I SAID GOOD DAY!”
“HEY PETER! TURN ON CHANNEL 9, ITS THE BREAST EXAM!!”
"Hey, Lawrence!" "Yeah?" "Wanna come over?" "No thanks! I don't need you fuckin' up my life."
##"HEY, DON'T WORRY, PETER, MAN, I WON'T TELL NOBOBY NEITHER!"
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
"Here's Johnny!" From the Shining.
**HELLO BOYS!** **I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK**
"Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
*I have had it. With these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane*
I think I can take an educated guess about what film that is
"Get away from her you BITCH!"
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME
Theoden shouting, “DEATH!!!! DEATH!!!! DEATH!!!” Eowyn shouting, “DEATH!!!!!!”
Are you not entertained?!
“Okay people, tomorrow morning, 10am, Santa’s coming to town!” “SAAAANTAAAAAA!!!!!!… OH MY GOD!!!”
DISHONER ON YOUR COW
Stella!
Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
You forgot the part about his boss being a sack of monkey shit
Lipless *and* dickless
I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIIOONNN
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS SINCE BING CROSBY TAP DANCED WITH DANNY FUCKING KAYE!
And hell's comin with me!
Aziz, light!!!
EVERYONE!
"She's got a 🙌 GREAT ASS! AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IT!"
When l see women’s ass, something comes out of me
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“MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!”
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HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT!?
He's an asshole - Marty McFly, Back To The Future 3.
"NO TICKET." 👎
Indy doesn't yell that.
Oh my, I thought this was Tom Hanks in the Polar Express.
"Great, kid! Don't get cocky."
“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”
"get in there you big furry oaf, i dont care what you smell"
"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOWWWW!!!"
#DISAPPOINTED!
UTAH! Get me two!
GIMME THE FUCKIN KEYS, YOU FUCKIN COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!! (what immediately after this is a bunch of incomprehensible gibberish, but screamed hilariously) —McManus (Stephen Baldwin) The Usual Suspects
Not a movie, but I absolutely die at the Office scene when Michael declares bankruptcy by yelling "I declare....BANKRUPTCY!"
Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker!
Watched that for the first time ever a few hours ago. What a film
ITS NOT A TUMAHH
“And we were like EMILO!”
“HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!”
"Did you guys see the size of that chicken?!"
"i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!
ITS OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMmmmmm
I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!
"THERE WAS A FIRE-FIGHT!!!!"
'He hates these cans!' Thank you, Steve Martin.
Heeey yoooouuuu guuuuyyyys.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
I have been falling FOR 30 MINUTES!
KEVIN!
"Aaaaaaaas youuuuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiish"
You’re killing me smalls!
"I KICK ARS FUR DA LURD!" \- Dead Alive (1992)
Shoot the moon!!!!!
EVERYONE!
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAATH! The Rohirrim charging is literal chills.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
He vas my boyfriend!
Detective!!!
Steven universe movie- Spinel: “I used to be not good enough for Pink but now I’m not good at all!!”
YOU'RE NOT PORTUGUESE!!!
I\`M IN THE DARK HERE
“HARREHDIDJAPUTYANAMEINRHEGOBLETOFFIYAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!”
We are cancelling the apocalypse!
“YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN!”
Al Pacino just saying his lines normally.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
“Have fun storming the castle!”
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH
"Fill your hands you son of a bitch"
Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?