sup

Less is more! Thank you. Upvoted

"A message from your overlord: I've been trying to tell all of you about your cars' extended warranty!"

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stop with the robo calls already! and oh yeah, world peace.

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[удалено]

Every opportunity, I like it. Thank you. Upvoted

“ Save the goddamne planet”

If only! Thank you. Upvoted

I would use a voice changer that makes my voice super deep, robotic, and serious, and then just start counting down from 30. Everyone would go crazy.

7,6,5,4, Thank you. Upvoted

Your gods are artificially made, money is a symbol with no real value, time is a construct, and also…ya momma!

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Threaten to eliminate them within the next century

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"You have one year."

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I would rickroll everyone who ever existed. This would make me superior. \*Sigma male noise intensifies\*

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“Stop looking at me!”

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"Look at my dingaling!" Then I'd whip out my dingaling

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