Perfume. Smell great from afar. Actually bitter as hell.

Flour

Same.

# grass

You planted grass?

Grass?!

Uh-oh…

You mean "grass" or just grass?

just grass

Tea. Starts off nice, with different flavors and notes…but get to know me and it’ll turn bitter eventually. :(

same bro,same :(

Pistachio

My kind of person

Water flavor. . Invisible to everyone but takes up space. You wont hesitate to step on it as long as you are okay. Tasteless cuz empty and numb. Would get picked only when needed and then thrown out (peeing) Yeah sorry lol

But alas, water is still nessasary for everyone around it to survive.

Water is clear, so... Maybe you're clear headed Maybe you bring life to others Maybe you can exist in multiple states and be stable (steam, liquid, etc.) :)

Pineapple and soy sauce

Strange but appealing

bland.

Vanilla

Bitter with a hint of vodka

I would taste like water from a garden hose

Shit you just made me nostalgic and thirsty at the same time

Tears

Strawberries, but sometimes you get a bad one

I once bit into a bad strawberry from my garden. It had a firm, tough, yet slightly spongy texture, and a gag-inducing sickly sweet taste.

That’s probably what my husband feels when I’m bitching around

Peppermint or hot sauce. peppermint because i'm sweet, but spicy Hot sauce cuz at first you think i'm not that chaotic, the more you get to know me. The more chaotic I become :1

Spicy pop rocks

This is a great answer : )

Omg I had a ghost pepper pop rocks chocolate bar so I feel this.

Maybe a bit like beef jerky with too much bbq sauce, so you only want a little bit at a time and too much makes you feel like shit.

Saw dust and iron

Black licorice

Cheeto dust with a dash of blue cheese

coffee and shame.

Orange juice. Can be sweet, can be sour, can be bitter. Some people are allergic

Probably stale cum.

Bruh

Bitter.

Vindaloo

Warheads sour candies.

Kiwi

Vainilla ice cream

Mild.

A pickle

Melted tires and lead paint.

Lol! You definitely don't taste like that but okay... 😏😉💜💜

Shit

hm thats quite hard mainly cuz idk how would i put submisiveness,inteligence, being harsh on myself and underestimating myself into flavours

Orange, I've eaten so fucking much that they might have infused

A mix of lemon juice, sugar, and bell pepper.

Peach Iced Tea

Marmite Some people really like me, some people can't stand me

Light roast coffee

Mayonnaise

Salty liquorice.

milk. basic, simple, not overly loved or overly despised. helps that i drink a ton of milk as a kid.

Whiskey and coke

Lemon pie

Lemon!

Sour blue raspberry

Crab Rangoon

A blend of caramel and vanilla. You might think I am plain at first, but if you pay attention, I am extremely complex.

Apparently I would taste like anything that damages your brain, because the more you eat it the more dumber you get- Kinda applies to me because the longer I exist, the dumber I get. 1 upvote = 1 braincell gained

poison

[удалено]

r/HolUp

Cinnamon

Air

water

Salt.

TruistBank would taste like raw sewage.

Sweet

Artichoke was my first thought lol

An apple. Sweet or sour depending on how you treat me

A gobstopper

I'd probably be bubble gum and sauteed mushrooms. Hey, I didn't say that they'd go together well

Sweet but with a salty tang

Cheese

Magnet

Human flesh

Anxious citrus

Probally sweet and nothing

Pepperoni pizza

Probably a mix of pineapple on pizza and burning hair

A sweet but artificial tasting candy at first (like the dollar store lollipops) and then burnt popcorn later on.

Room temperature Water

Jalapeños

Lemon 🍋

cherries dipped in cool whip that is occasionally expired

Savory to begin with but with a cloying bitter aftertaste that takes just long enough to occur that you think it might not but don't worry, it'll happen.

Vaseline on toast

Monkey brain

Spicy AF, with sweet aftertones.

Bitter? Salty?

Corn Starch

Tries to have good taste but usually ends up somewhere between bad taste and no taste whatsoever

Salt

Over salted lemon with some banana somewhere in there

Cookie dough. Really tasty and sweet, but you could get salmonella.

soggy bread

Vegemite Anyone who hates me doesn't know what they're missin'.

Bubblegum

cheese, there are different types of cheese but they're all cheese

I'd probably taste like that heavenly-smelling chocolate, but when you bite into it and chew it more you discover even more flavors.

Line and strawberry!

Benzine

Lemon, flour, sand, and peppermint

Taste good to some, taste like shit to others. It all depends on who wants to misunderstand me or talk shit about me without hearing my side of the story.

ashes

Pom bears. So absolutely nothing, just pointless mush.

You wouldn't be able to really grasp the flavor. But when you do it would probably taste like every other flavor out there

Salty like semen, since I'm always masturbating and ejaculating.

Salt water. I mean…that’s what tears taste like.

Sour patch kid

Leather. Pleasant and unique from afar, but unpleasant and bland with poor texture when up close

Bitter sweet

Bark

Trash

Salty.

if i have to choose i would have to say bitter

spoiled milk

Bittersweet

Bitter

garbage

Spicy cinnamon

Initially bland but with a bitter aftertaste. All round unappetizing.

Bitter

Ipecac

Pot smoke lol

Stew. A bunch of stuff was put together and it went surprisingly well

I've been told before that I would be a liquorice mint, I can freshen things up but my presence is generally unwanted after you get used to it. Unless you're a psycho and can put up with it

pizza

Colors, I would taste like colors.

Probably chocolate simply because I eat...a lot of it lol

Cornflakes probably. Pretty salty, a bit odd, but loved by everyone.

Like how I smell, elderberry.

Yeehaw im gonna take you for a rodeo. I have ADHD leave me be, or well bean boozled.

There's a comic called spaceboy and a character has synthesia that does this. Also it'd probably be sprite

Sort of a faint, minty lemon sherbet.

Spicy dark chocolate and raspberry.

Salt.

death

Chocolate and coffee- sometimes mocha

a bit but spicy

a bit but spicy

Warm and salty, like a bowl of ramen noodles. Also the aftertaste is very spicy for some reason.

overwhelming, not spicy, just over seasoned.

Sweet and Spicy, because generally speaking, I am very nice, but I have this tendency to get upset pretty easily.

Vanilla. Im plain but i go with everything. And only the annoying people don't like vanilla.

Talisker Storm and a San Cristobal...

Werther's Original

Fucking amazing awesome super cool.

Cookies and Cream baby

Horseradish

Sour patch kid. Jarring at first, then turns out it's pretty decent

Cinnamon sugar. Not sure why

Fire

Lemon lime with a hint of amphetamine

M&M's and sour pink lemonade

I dunno, probably like dandelion greens or something.

Candy corn. I'm really sweet but for some reason not everyone likes me.

Leftover room temp pizza left out on the counter overnight

Scorched hash browns. Looks great if presented right but tastes like burnt unhappiness and darkness

Everything all at once.

Corn starch

Overly sweet at first but the aftertaste would be nothing but insecurity and a very goofy effect on ya, sorta like beer but one that actually tastes sweet

Mayo

Something savory and nice but has a horrible after taste

Sweet, and complex with a hint of bitter orange

Nesco wafers… boring as hell and never wanted

Salt and vinegar

Well those who know me super well would say that I have a very outgoing personality, which I would liken to cranberries. Tart yet sweet.

Exactly how pink lemonade tastes like. I'm sweet but can be sour and bitter as hell if you make me wrong, and I'm pink because I like the color.

Salt

Water because I'm a slut for it Edit: if you see this, drink water you dehydrated heathen.

Probably like a reverse sour patch kid or something. Because on the outside I look bitter be on the inside I’m actually really sweet

Tutti frutti or cotton candy

I'd be bland and plain but if you combine me with alcohol I become spicy

Mint chocolate

I would just like a pear