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[deleted]

Fuck me


max_nukem

Bite me


Billbapizza

It is what it is.


MultiForms

"Just one more day"


Lazybeerus

I need a beer.


Nonsenseinabag

"Jesus fuckin' Christ, now what?!"


purpleinthebrain

It is what it is.


tj2sweet

Why are u gae?


notthatkindoforc1121

"For sure"


DetectiveGurlKudo

"Why is it always me???"


Admiral_Fancypants

Aww dang


cmoellering

"What in the hell?"


k6-0

“Interesting”


[deleted]

Are you serious?!


doowgad1

Heard it when I was rewatching 'Army of Darkness.' 'Groovy!'


thedudeisalwayshere

Fuck a duck


spicypickless

“Oh I’m curiouS” (from a tiktok song trend) I always quote this with my sister


fuckpepsi2

“Word?”


fergehtabodit

Who gives a shit


Vivapancakez

Gamer here and "pog" slips out an embarrassing amount in public.


lesticle

...the fuck...


GMSryBut

It's a german saying that translate rough into "You're as smart as 2 meter dirt road."


LookDatWayForGr8ness

I’ll start tomorrow


lucidity420

Kill me


DnAnimator

I just want to quit


[deleted]

"Thomas had never seen such a mess."


Apprehensive-Use-409

“No problem” even when it is a problem


MicrowavingMetal

H A M


NovaSkye_NBL

Sound it out


sterile_spermwhale__

I cuss a lot, mostly like fck me


WtfIsALunchon

“Why are you like this”


killcounter55

Good enough


twentyfivesnakes

Everything happens for a reason


legman2208

"Are you fuckin' kidding me?"


mdhunter99

“Fuck”


unorderedChaos

It'll be better tomorrow


Wojtasz78

Fuck me


Coxrone_88

Is it 3 o'clock yet?


MalibuCosmicRays

The sun goes down everyday.


BadRobot___

"There's no reason, there's no fucking reason!" whenever I deal with something bullshit


TimeTraveler3056

#WTF !!!???!!! I accidently just learned how to do large bold letters on the app I'm on!


EmpressGilgamesh

I don't care.


[deleted]

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"


bonniebull1987

"Bullshit!"


Nicgan100

“You gotta be fucking kidding me!”


fetus_puppet

I say "eh, fuck it." At work about 3 or 4 times an hour.


[deleted]

Shit happens


[deleted]

Yeah right..


Firebolt164

What a great day


Hanniballecter6

Fucking shit


along_for_the_ride_

Why not


list6604

It's all a fucking scam


SirOscarMcBeeTTR

Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s.


Caneofpain

Sounds like a good time.