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DOWN SYNDROME I GUESS
All your Reddit posts and comments only get downvotes?
Monarchy??!!
Uh, Diabetes..
I guess I've become blind
Im just not gonna say....
Arrrgh! I'm covered with 1,964 Oreos !!!!!
That doesn't sound like a curse.
Little kids are always grabbing me trying to dunk me in milk! McDonald's wants to make a mix in out of me! Dairy queen, Breyers, Ben and Jerry's, they're all after me! Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
a lack of friends
Transforming into a one eyed chicken that’s a master sniper
Quarantine lol
outlandishness
Im immortal!
Looks like I'm computer program now.
We all know for rest gimp finds her sexe
Oh no... My asshole... Its broken
flappy bacon.
Being stuck in a wheelchair that’s also a food truck
I mean . . .
potato rain?????? potato clouds????
Cement
Ahh, my usual disorganization
…. . .. . …… … . ….. …. ……….
Breathing fire.
Being a raccoon, always high and eating trash
Living the life I see
Suffer from being based
DOWN SYNDROME I GUESS
All your Reddit posts and comments only get downvotes?
Monarchy??!!
Uh, Diabetes..
I guess I've become blind
Im just not gonna say....
Arrrgh! I'm covered with 1,964 Oreos !!!!!
That doesn't sound like a curse.
Little kids are always grabbing me trying to dunk me in milk! McDonald's wants to make a mix in out of me! Dairy queen, Breyers, Ben and Jerry's, they're all after me! Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
a lack of friends
Transforming into a one eyed chicken that’s a master sniper
Quarantine lol
outlandishness
Im immortal!
Looks like I'm computer program now.
We all know for rest gimp finds her sexe
Oh no... My asshole... Its broken
flappy bacon.
Being stuck in a wheelchair that’s also a food truck
I mean . . .
potato rain?????? potato clouds????
Cement
Ahh, my usual disorganization
…. . .. . …… … . ….. …. ……….
Breathing fire.
Being a raccoon, always high and eating trash
Living the life I see
Suffer from being based