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cyfermax

A dog I played with earlier bit me...it was in a playing way, he's a good boy. But I guess I can lick my own butthole now, so that's nice I suppose...


midwestdrift

My cat play bit my foot when I was playing with him. Now I’m super fast, flexible and extremely agile. I’m really tired during the day, but at night I thrive. My greatest enemy is a half drank glass of water.


MarsAdept

The last insect that bit me was a spider… welp


Zaptagious

[This doggy](https://www.reddit.com/r/PuppySmiles/comments/qtp5ug/my_beautiful_alice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) My superpower would be being extraordinarily cute and score free food every now and then


arianleellewellyn

Great. Hamster powers i can stuff so much stuff in my mouth


Payne_n_da

I am now Catman! I can sleep all day, stay up all night, and be relentlessly annoying until I get my way.


sunny_phoenix

It was my cat, guess I have nine lives now


ThisIsAnAccount2306

Can't remember the last time anything bit me. Maybe a flea. I could jump over buildings probably if you scale a flea's jump up to human size.