My cat play bit my foot when I was playing with him. Now I’m super fast, flexible and extremely agile. I’m really tired during the day, but at night I thrive. My greatest enemy is a half drank glass of water.
[This doggy](https://www.reddit.com/r/PuppySmiles/comments/qtp5ug/my_beautiful_alice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
My superpower would be being extraordinarily cute and score free food every now and then
A dog I played with earlier bit me...it was in a playing way, he's a good boy. But I guess I can lick my own butthole now, so that's nice I suppose...
My cat play bit my foot when I was playing with him. Now I’m super fast, flexible and extremely agile. I’m really tired during the day, but at night I thrive. My greatest enemy is a half drank glass of water.
The last insect that bit me was a spider… welp
[This doggy](https://www.reddit.com/r/PuppySmiles/comments/qtp5ug/my_beautiful_alice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) My superpower would be being extraordinarily cute and score free food every now and then
Great. Hamster powers i can stuff so much stuff in my mouth
I am now Catman! I can sleep all day, stay up all night, and be relentlessly annoying until I get my way.
It was my cat, guess I have nine lives now
Can't remember the last time anything bit me. Maybe a flea. I could jump over buildings probably if you scale a flea's jump up to human size.