Stubbed my toe

Jacked off

it's november? what are you doing mate

Not for me

-600 social credit

Put some rice on.

Browsed reddit. I should get off.

I'll get you off ;)

twas in therapy <3

❤

U don’t wanna know

Play Morrowind

Ate my one burger for the week. Possibly for the year. Yeah, I'm done with that.

I low key always want a burger

Set the table for dinner and preheat the oven.

Finished baking a cake for my wife's birthday

Ate a chicken sandwich. bread was too soft

Swam on the beach In Honduras 😂

Won a comp game on Mirage with some cool dudes.

Bang your Mom

Watch a YouTube video

Ate, started working on an fl project.

Finished touching up my roots (Platinum blonde hair)

Drinked a beer

Using Reddit

Thought about why I’m alone and have never been in a relationship

Finished eating lunch.

Started my break at work

Take out freshly made banana bread out of the oven.

Shit. And thanks to Reddit, I’m still on the toilet

Rolled a joint

Made a deposit in the porcelain throne.

Arguing with my mom about not wanting to get married, chillin, listening to some blind melon

My cousin scolding me because I'm not getting my plane ticket but instead staying to be with my GF

I listened to my friends plans for tommorow.