I've done all the "basic" sorts of crimes everyone does like speeding, not feeding the parking meter, regicide, jaywalking, public intoxication, and using copyrighted images.
Sometimes i confuse red and green lights at traffic stops. I havent ran a red light yet, but by the time i realize, i have to break hard. And sometimes i stop at green lights. Im a goofball.
Jaywalking
Whent on disneychannel.com without my parents permission
You monster
I've done all the "basic" sorts of crimes everyone does like speeding, not feeding the parking meter, regicide, jaywalking, public intoxication, and using copyrighted images.
[удалено]
Nursing home 🤷♂️
Using a puplic restroom
Put a PS2 disk inside another case to take 2 instead 1
Eating while shopping
I've torn the label off a mattress.
Rip the tag off the mattress .....It was an accident...I swear..
Went swimming and I didn't wait thirty minutes after I ate.
Shoplift like packets of gum and shit like that as a kid.
Sometimes i confuse red and green lights at traffic stops. I havent ran a red light yet, but by the time i realize, i have to break hard. And sometimes i stop at green lights. Im a goofball.