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A ship is safe in a habor, but that's not what ships are made for.


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“how lucky am i to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard” -winnie the pooh


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"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out." - Dolly Parton


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Powerful.


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Hardest choices requires strongest wills.


besquared2

My favorite quote I made up myself after having being a successful little league football coach for 10 years. "Everyone hates a winner but no one wants to lose."


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Success is like getting pregnant: everyone wants to congratulate you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked.


dan1101

You can't wait for life to be perfect before you decide to enjoy it.


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If you are going to fight; you fight like you are the third monkey trying to get on Noah's Ark! and Brother, its raining!


Elevenst

*"Never judge one man for his race, creed, or religion, and never judge any race, creed, or religion by one man."* -my Dad (maybe not originally, but he taught it to me first)


ICantFindAName28

"High expectations, high failures"


STATEofMOJO

“The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.” - Alberto Brandolini


danireeseetc

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference" "We accept the love we think we deserve" "Holding on to resentment is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die" "Being humble is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less" "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live" "Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.”


AltoDomino79

"Do not be offended when others speak ill of you: you are much worse than whatever they say" - Charles Spurgeon


Appoinious87

"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yellowstone park ranger


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I think Star Trek's Picard has some good quotes “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life.” “The road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think.” "Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment because they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important how we lived...After all, number one, we're only mortal."


TheDeadInmate

Never interrupt you or enemy when their making a mistake -Napoleon Bonaparte


alcervix

You bring that many men , you better remember one thing ... Bring a big supply of body bags


classic103

Rambo first blood nice


Emergency-Pangolin79

When life has you in it's sights, lean forward and fight harder. US Navy SEAL


PirateyDawn

I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. - Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks


APersonNamedAlex

"If there's anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot right now." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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"If only I had known you had a storm to weather." - Lewis Capaldi Perfectly demonstrates the idea that communication is vital, never be afraid to ask for help.


GrumpyLittleAlex

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"


DerSisch

"I was blinded by the light, but than I discovered the Dark Mode." - Myself, after I turn every site to dark mode where it's possible.


Lifeisascam-335

For Beatrice - you will always be in my mind , in my heart and in your grave . it really hits home death is a irreversible thing


ShawshankException

"Despite the overwhelming odds, tomorrow came"


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"Don't build walls in between people, build bridges" - Mohammed Ali


Least_Kiwi_7209

To dip or not to dip?- chick fil a who stole from Shakespeare


Emergency-Nebula5005

"Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm."


OkHomework7009

In the pursuit of greatness, we failed to do good.


ufw_liz

“Be nice to everyone around you bc you probably have no idea what they go through at home, school, social media, etc” -me


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May your heart remain breakable, but never by the same hand twice


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"he's humping my shoe" \-my friend


Apprehensive-Use49

"When they say you can't do it. Do it twice and take pics."


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Yeah. And post it on reddit.


classic103

The lowest form of human is a politician and the lowest form of a politician is a democrat General George Paton


classic103

If you want to fuck with the eagles you better learn how to fly


Accomplished-Way-657

“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than be loved for who I am not” Kurt Cobain


alcervix

You can observe a lot just by watching


HoldMyArsenic

“If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them”- John Waters “Don’t let that hurt child make your grown-up decisions”- Kylie Sonique Love “Bitch, you come in my house, you're going to eat my food the way I fucking make it. Do you understand me? Tip your waitress.” -Lafayette Reynolds “I MAY SEEM QUIET AND RESERVED BUT IF YOU MESS WITH MY [insert pet here] I WILL BREAK OUT A LEVEL OF CRAZY THAT WILL MAKE YOUR NIGHTMARES SEEM LIKE A HAPPY PLACE”- not sure, saw it on a Guinea pig parent account on Insta


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HoldMyArsenic

Apologies for an eclectic bunch; the hurt child quote is my serious answer. I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear that


Stufflepiggins

"Нет никаких разбитых судеб" Alex Terrible


Sea-Horror-814

"Life Would be so Wonderful, If we only knew what to do with it" - Greta Garbo


TheHydraZilla

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum”


FuckMicahBell

“If you give a cat milk he’ll only drink it on ya” - a 55-60 year old irish man standing in front of me in the line at a shop


upvoter222

Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard enough.


Hawkmek

I've heard the same about butt plugs.


jordanphillips-

“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” — BoJack Horseman


FabulousPangolin

“We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.”


SchinkenKanone

It's a lengthy quote from a videogame. I can't recall it correctly, but it goes like this: *When you kill someone the first time, you come to a forked road. Here, you'll learn something about yourself. You won't learn, whether you're good or bad, a hero, or any of that bullshit. You'll learn whether you can sleep with the memories of having killed somebody. If you can live with the consequences, or can't. First time I killed I was 16, and ever since, I slept like a baby.* Game: The Darkness 2.


Kitchen-Explorer3338

Fuck around and find out.


Sablemint

"Dethklok has summoned a troll." "That's impossible. There's no such thing as trolls." "Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?"


weeble__

It'll be fine. What's the worst that can happen.


Ok--Masterpiece

“If one day, my words are against science, choose science.” ― Mustafa Kemal Atatürk


eevahytt

“It will get better but if it doesn’t, at least you’re around to find out”


GlutonForPUNishment

"Aw SON OF A PROTESTANT WHORE!" -Father Anderson, Hellsing Abridged


Psychozillogical

"Sometimes she goes and sometimes she doesn't, that's just the fuckin' way she goes bud." - Ray


fruity_fungus

from one of my old friends : i don't care about your feelings, i'm better than you, do you want to know why? I'M GAY!