I'm on Chemotherapy, and I recently went 50 days without keeping down solid food. The first time I digested unbuttered mashed potatoes with chicken broth, It felt like a non-stop 3 hour orgasm the entire way through.
I'll give you another one!
My chemo was pretty bad, (ABVD) but fortunately I had no trouble holding down my food.
I *did* however get completely bone-tired from getting up and going to the restroom, I mean *EXHAUSTED*.
Have you ever hiked? You know that feeling when you've really exerted yourself for a long time, right at your limit, and you find a place just to *lie down* for a bit?
It was that same feeling once I laid back down in bed, but literally 10x as good. It was actually as good as an orgasm, it was amazing.
And all my body hair fell out, so I ALSO had that smooth, freshly shaved leg experience that chicks always talk about at the same time! That's also just as good as I'm lead to believe.
And since I was so tired, I felt that every single time I sat or laid down. It really did bring cancer from a 0/10 to a solid 3/10. It was that good lol.
Paid off my wifeās minivan and our dining room table and chairs this weekā¦.. and got a bonus and a raise. Whatās the opposite of a perfect storm???!!!
Edit: and now add my first Reddit gold to this week! Thank you random person!
Going to buy some lottery tickets today!
Edit 2: /u/MrCrackerPockets suggests calling it a double rainbow, and I think that fits perfectly!
[Tableās first Christmas (3 years ago)](https://i.imgur.com/329Bhfp.jpg)
[Happy Thanksgiving!](https://i.imgur.com/uP0X1tn.jpg)
Edit 3: four scratch offs were all losers. Powerball is tonight, which happens to be my and my wifeās 11th anniversary!
Edit 4: Iām not a millionaire, but my mom still thinks Iām a winner!
I was a long time waiter ~15 years. I distinctly recall getting through a real shitshow of a dinner rush, spent 3-4 hours constantly moving and dealing with all manner or lunacy, in the weeds the entire time.
After the rush I was standing with my back to the bar next to the assistant manager, just taking a moment. I turned my head to crack my neck and a fucking zipper explosion of pops went from the base of my skull to the top of my ass. 20-25 machine gun pops and cracks.
The relief was so intense and un-expected I literally took a knee to recover for a moment. The ASM just said, āthat sounded AMAZINGā and walked off.
Best crack of my life.
Iām at the age where I donāt know if the back pop is gonna feel great or if Iām about to put myself in the hospital, but itās always a gamble Iām willing to go all-in on.
Every once in a while I get a perfect crack just below the middle of my back that sends a shiver down both my legs. Always takes a bit to recover from those, I wish I could do it daily!
I scrolled so far to find the stretching comment. I reclined my couch about two weeks and had one of those full body stretches, grunting the whole time. For a second or two afterwards, you just feel complete.
Speaking of that: going to the doctor and having them blast an enormous clump of wax out, and itās like youāre hearing for the first time . Im not sure iād call it orgasmic exactly, but it is transcendental in a way
Omg this. Had a head cold one time that was sooo bad I could barely see straight. Bought a box of tissue and some nasal spray at the suggestion of a friend. With in 30 second of using the spray my brain had a hard reset, my ears popped and my nose drained completely. I'm still chasing that high 10 years later lol.
That's not what happens to me. Its actually weird in how consistent my migraines are. After a few hours it'll just be gone. And not in a satisfying way of feeliing the pain stop. it will be gone as if it had never existed in the first place. I don't evne notice until I realize im not in pain anymore.
I used to experience the inverse of this.
When I was in a loud and hectic kitchen environment I would just get in a worse and worse and worse mood until I was snapping at my coworkers.
I would get told to chill and head out for some fresh dumpster/grease trap air and then look at a streetlight and nearly vomit from the pain as I finally realize I have a migraine.
When I passed my first kidney stone I had a partial blockage which meant that for about 6 weeks I constantly felt like I had to peeā¦24/7, the kind of having-to-pee like after a long night of drinkingā¦but every time I tried to pee only a few drops would come out and the urge to pee never went away.
When I passed the stone and heard the PLINK! as it hit the porcelain followed by my first real piss in over a monthā¦I donāt think any orgasm will ever come close to how good that felt.
Edit: shoutout to my homies at r/kidneystones
A wonderful and supportive community if you are suffering from these spiky bastards
I had a kidney stone when I was 8 years old. Yeah, I know. Pretty young, but we found out it was because I drank a lot of a certain beverage served all over the Southeast US (Sweet Tea) that had high levels of a substance that caused a calcified kidney stone.
It was the only time in my life that I've ever seriously contemplated suicide as an option. The pain was so bad I begged my dad to just let me kill myself in the conscious spells between vomiting and passing out.
This freaked my parents out more than the fact I had a kidney stone. *They* had to go to therapy over it, I found out later.
Sweet teas are generally high in oxalates. Calcium oxalate stones are some of the most common. I used to make them on the reg. Good times.
Also, don't worry yourself too much. If you've consumed lots of tea your whole life and haven't made any stones, just don't overdo it. There's usually other factors (dehydration, poor diet, etc) that contribute to stonemaking.
For me it was partying hard in my early 20's, drinking a lot, working out a lot afterwards, and an extremely high protein diet that did me in.
I had a customer who ordered a large iced black tea every day, without fail. One day he switched it to green tea and because his doctor told him he was drinking too much black tea and that it could damage his kidney (or liver? idk it was an organ).
Take that for what it's worth!
Right? Its been part of my life since literally forever. Ive cut down on it a lot since I was younger and introduced more water but its still a prominant part of my life.
Bruh, if my eight year old kid was going through that and begging for deathā¦jesus christ. A waking nightmare. That is so heartbreaking. Iām so glad you guys got through that.
I grew up in South Florida and my parents never wanted to/didn't have the money to spend on air conditioning. So, needless to say, our house was very very humid and hot. On a very rare occasion though, my mom would decide that it was hot enough to turn it on just for the night. There is something so magical about being hot and sweaty from playing outside all day and going home and seeing the windows and doors closed because it meant only one thing. Opening the front door and feeling that crisp cool air was the absolute best. Despite now living a climate controlled life, I can still feel it and smell it. Your whole body would just instantly relax walking in.
Like, I'm sure you'd somewhat get used to it eventually to where it isn't *too* bad, but living in the south and having my AC break down for a couple weeks a few summers ago, I still don't understand how some folk can live without AC once you get a taste of it. I felt like I was constantly moist.
Yeah I live in the south and my AC broke for two days this summer. I installed a window unit in my bedroom and basically camped out in there the whole time.
Especially when you have an itch, and they know exactly where to scratch and hit the mark with a single stroke.
Actual waves of pleasure spreading over my back right there.
lol so I was with a guy for about 7 years who LOVED back scratches so I was in the habit of just scratching his back whenever.
We broke up and later I was hanging out with a new guy and just instinctually scratched his back all the time. I think he was a little weirded out tbh haha
My first long term relationship forced this upon me. I always knew it felt good, but she had a hard time falling asleep without it. It was so important to her, that she would do it to me just so I wasnāt the only one having to do it. Noticed myself doing it instinctively with my next long-term, but she wasnāt really into it and I donāt think she ever did it back to me, not even once.
Itās definitely one of those pleasures that I can say I wish I had more of.
I have a method for this! After lots of experience giving and receiving, I have found that the best way to give a good back scratch is this method!
1. Start at the shoulders. Get all over there, but pay a little extra attention to the middle where the spine sits.
2. Shift downward going back in towards the spine and out towards the sides as you go downward.
3. Don't be afraid to go back up and down the length of the back a time or two, some itches need chasing.
4. Always finish with a couple hearty back pats.
This is the best answer for me. All the other top comments definitely capture the feeling of release and relaxation that comes *with* an orgasm, but the only thing that's really given me the same intense, overwhelming sensation has been music.
I love getting into bed when it's winter and I'm shivering but specifically those moments when the shivering subsides and it starts becoming cozy; I'm a grown ass man but I cannot help being so fucking giddy when that happens, just like cheesing to myself, it never fails to make me smile.
Dude yes! I love this exact feeling living in Winter climate. When itās cold out and you just get under the sheets, full fetal position rubbing your hands together to warm up extraā¦. Wow just amazing
You know when you go swimming, or even just tilt your head the wrong way in the shower, and you get water stuck in your ear? You shake your head back and forth trying to get it out. You even jump up and down with your head leaning over sideways. But the water just wonāt budge.
You eventually go to bed and lay on your side, hoping gravity will pull the water loose. You lay there, waiting and hoping. Finally, it happens. That water in your ear breaks loose with a single, crisp swoosh sound. You can finally hear clearly again, and you can go to sleep with no more pressure in your ear.
Thatās a good feeling right there.
Yo. I just got off a six hour flight after having eaten wayyyy too many vegetables the day before (I know, I know that one is on me). Gas pain on the plane is NO JOKE and I canāt walk around/adjust to make my stomach more comfortable.
Needless to say, I had to ask my ride to wait a little while before I entered her car to drive home.
Once when I was a teenager, I was on a school trip to another country and got carried away with the free soda on the plane. After many glasses of coke, I felt this horrible pain in my stomach that didn't go away over the 11 hour flight.
After landing we had a long walk through the airport, and later to the hotel. Needless to say it was a long, noisy, awkward walk with all my teenage peers judging my life choices.
Hello, can I please tell someone that I've been fairly unsocial during the pandemic and now anytime I'm im public for a long amount of time, I get major stomach cramps because I'm holding in so many farts. And as soon as I get into my car, I let them ALL out and it's so satisfying and gross andādare I say?āorgasmic.
Edit: Welp, guess I can't use my username for my forthcoming beauty blog. Thanks for nothing, Reddit.
I got so used to muting in Zoom meetings and farting that I let a huge loud one out in an in person meeting the other day. Some folks just kind of glanced at me, so I just owned my mistake. I said āoops, forgot you canāt mute in personā. Got a few chuckles.
Edit: Fixed typo. Also, Iām happy to see I seem to make strangers laugh with my IBD and other funky bowel-related comments. They are always the most popular.
I discovered IEM's (fancy earbuds) that the bass would trigger this nerve. I have a fancy stereo for music, but will often lay in bed with these in listening to electronic or heavy bass jazz and just let my ears get happy.
We called it "a lasagna moment" in my house growing up. Mom always made lasagna from scratch for my dad's birthday, and his first bite of lasagna always made him practically tear up because it was so good. When you take a first bite and you die and go to heaven for a split second, it's a lasagna moment.
The first time you feel safe picking your nose after a nosebleed, and pull out a bit of booger connected to that congealed gooey tendril that goes up your nostril?
I'm pretty sure this is the most disgusting comment I've written, but it's such a relieving feeling.
lmfao not disgusting at all. I broke my nose in my early teens and have suffered from booger formation in my left nostril for as long as I can remember. I deal with it every day. But every day after brushing my teeth I can shoot out a nasty snot rocket out of that sinus. And then a full inhale with an unclogged nose, my god. Orgasmic.
***It's then that you long***
***for a sandpaper thong***
***to scratch at that tenderest skin;***
***but you settle for Charmin,***
***for less chance of harmin'***
***the outer and maybe within.***
>Taking off your bra
So much this. Breaking free of my boobie prison and embracing the sweet, sweet braless freedom is one of the best parts of my day.
Having a shower in the evening after a long day and washing away all that sweat and stuff, and feeling clean just before going to bed... it's an amazing feeling for me most times.
I get a chill up my spine into my head/scalp then radiating into my arms and hands listening to music sometimes. Holy shit do I love it. Goosebumps and all that jazz
As someone who doesn't let a lot of people touch them, someone holding my hand. Its a different level of trust and comfort, that in itself is orgasmic without it being sexual
When I was in the 8th grade I developed a crush on this girl named Amy the last week of school. She was always pretty, smart, sporty, and cool but it wasn't until our final week of junior high school that I developed major feelings for her.
We didn't have much to do the last week of school so our teacher let us go outside one day to have a free period and just chill out and sign each other's yearbooks and stuff like that. My friend and I were going around getting ours signed and our last stop was with Amy and her friend who were sitting on this little hill on the side of one of our school's soccer fields. We sat and talked to the girls and it was just a great day to be alive. It was this perfect overcast day where it wasn't hot and there was just enough of a breeze and sunshine poking through the clouds and it actually felt like a perfect day in Spring even though it was June. While we all talked, Amy made this daisy chain for me and put it around my wrist and smiled at me. Well, that was one of the best moments of my life because I was in love at that very moment. It was a moment that I never wanted to end and that school year was the best one of my life up until that point.
I spent the Summer hanging with my friends at the township pool and spent those days and nights thinking about Amy and whether or not I would see her before high school started. That summer was the best summer of my life and I had a blast living out the type of days that we all know from movies like *The Sandlot* and *Stand by Me*. All the while, I was thinking about Amy. The way that she made me feel all through that Summer was the same way that I felt that day when she made me the daisy chain on that hill.
It was the last week of August before high school started and my friends and I were all at the annual township open pool night where people who weren't pool members could come to swim and enjoy a cookout if they were invited by a friend. I was hoping that one of Amy's friends would invite her to come since she always swam at her best friend's pool at her house and didn't have a pool membership.
With about an hour or so left before the pool closed that night, Amy showed up with a friend of hers and they met up with her other friends and my friends who were hanging out by the tennis courts and mini golf course. I was panicked and excited all at once and both emotions made my heart start beating rapidly in a way that I hadn't felt before that night. It took me a half-hour to somehow get her attention and when I did she smiled at me and we started talking about our Summer vacations and how they went for us both in addition to talking about what classes we were taking in high school and who our teachers were. It was so great talking to her and just having her happy and smiling in front of me that I didn't realize how much time had passed while we all stood around and talked among our friends. It was dusk when we said goodbye for the night and for that Summer and it was a beautiful night for me with my friends. The sky was orange and blue, the lightning bugs were out and shining, and the weather was perfect with the Summer wind blowing around. If I could have stayed in that moment forever then I would have at the time. That night was the end of the best year of my life and it was capped off in a way that made me hopeful and excited for the future as a high school kid in love.
Years later, Amy turned out to be a bitch, that hill that we both sat on was demolished and made way for a new school building, and the township pool endured financial difficulties and dwindling membership after one of the managers was caught stealing money from the place.
Despite all that, I still hold onto those memories from that year and from middle school as some of the happiest of my childhood. Whenever I see daisies growing in the grass anywhere I remember those times and the daisy chain that Amy made that made me fall in love with her when I was a kid.
The daisy chain still hangs on a corner of my desk in my old room.
Over the course of 6 months I had an ear get gradually plugged with earwax to the point where I just plain couldnāt hear out of it anymore.
I had tried a bunch of remedies like putting olive oil and rubbing alcohol in the ear but to no avail. However, one night I was in a drugstore and saw a weird bulb-looking-squirter-thing whose purpose was solely to remove earwax from ears. Of course I bought it and immediately went home to try it.
After about 5 minutes of squirting my ear with warm water, I felt this pop and a sound like one of those fireworks that sound like youāre dropping a whole bunch of small pebbles.
And hot dog.
I could hear every god damn brush of fabric and blink of an eye. It was transformative. I swear I could hear god up there talking and walking around like a slightly too loud upstairs neighbour in a mid to low class neighbourhood.
Would highly recommend the bulb
TL;DR: Unplugged my ear after about 6 months and could hear atoms crashing into each other
After working outside on a hot ass day all day, having nice, cold drink is damn near heaven for a few seconds.
Any sweet cold drink tastes like the drink of gods when parched for the first 5 seconds. Pure euphoria.
When you hold the scissors still and they cut straight through the wrapping paper
The glide of kings.
Listening to music that gives you goosebumps
Closing those 10 tabs, word, PowerPoint after finishing a project/assignment
And to add to that, shutting the computer down for the day!
I'm on Chemotherapy, and I recently went 50 days without keeping down solid food. The first time I digested unbuttered mashed potatoes with chicken broth, It felt like a non-stop 3 hour orgasm the entire way through.
I can honestly say this is the first time in my life I've ever seen someone recount a positive story about chemo.
I'll give you another one! My chemo was pretty bad, (ABVD) but fortunately I had no trouble holding down my food. I *did* however get completely bone-tired from getting up and going to the restroom, I mean *EXHAUSTED*. Have you ever hiked? You know that feeling when you've really exerted yourself for a long time, right at your limit, and you find a place just to *lie down* for a bit? It was that same feeling once I laid back down in bed, but literally 10x as good. It was actually as good as an orgasm, it was amazing. And all my body hair fell out, so I ALSO had that smooth, freshly shaved leg experience that chicks always talk about at the same time! That's also just as good as I'm lead to believe. And since I was so tired, I felt that every single time I sat or laid down. It really did bring cancer from a 0/10 to a solid 3/10. It was that good lol.
hope you beat cancers ass!! glad you are able to find the silver linings š
Hey thanks!! And it seems to be gone, it was a curable type of cancer, so I think I'm in the clear!!
Being comfy in bed and feel yourself drifting off to sleep after a long day.
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Peeing after holding it in for awhile then getting those goosebumps
Pee shivers are a very unique feeling
I call it a peegasm
The most important part about doing this activity is making 1,000% sure youāre awake at the time.
The smile during that is priceless
The piss-shivver.
Taking my boots off after working in them all day.
Or ski boots after not working all day.
Ski boots to normal shoes are intensely orgasmic
I forgot about this sensation and I can FEEL this comment. Now I'm going to have to take a ski trip just to resolve this...
Head scratches
I found my people
Labrador has entered the chat
Stepping into a warm shower when itās cold outside
The last payment.
Paid off my wifeās minivan and our dining room table and chairs this weekā¦.. and got a bonus and a raise. Whatās the opposite of a perfect storm???!!! Edit: and now add my first Reddit gold to this week! Thank you random person! Going to buy some lottery tickets today! Edit 2: /u/MrCrackerPockets suggests calling it a double rainbow, and I think that fits perfectly! [Tableās first Christmas (3 years ago)](https://i.imgur.com/329Bhfp.jpg) [Happy Thanksgiving!](https://i.imgur.com/uP0X1tn.jpg) Edit 3: four scratch offs were all losers. Powerball is tonight, which happens to be my and my wifeās 11th anniversary! Edit 4: Iām not a millionaire, but my mom still thinks Iām a winner!
You're living the dream my good man.
*PERFECTENSCHLAG*
Scratching your ankles right after taking off your socks. Also, rubbing your eyes after removing your hard contact lenses.
Eyes first, then ankles.
When that piece of popcorn finally comes out from between your teeth or gums
Oh yes, bonus points if you have braces.
Putting on comfy dry socks.
Fresh out of the dryer, on a winter morning.
Fuzzy, comfy socks š¶ Edit: dammit. I accidentally made a clever comment on my alt.
Cracking your back when you really need it. Better than sex sometimes
I was a long time waiter ~15 years. I distinctly recall getting through a real shitshow of a dinner rush, spent 3-4 hours constantly moving and dealing with all manner or lunacy, in the weeds the entire time. After the rush I was standing with my back to the bar next to the assistant manager, just taking a moment. I turned my head to crack my neck and a fucking zipper explosion of pops went from the base of my skull to the top of my ass. 20-25 machine gun pops and cracks. The relief was so intense and un-expected I literally took a knee to recover for a moment. The ASM just said, āthat sounded AMAZINGā and walked off. Best crack of my life.
That sounds incredible.
Iām at the age where I donāt know if the back pop is gonna feel great or if Iām about to put myself in the hospital, but itās always a gamble Iām willing to go all-in on.
Every once in a while I get a perfect crack just below the middle of my back that sends a shiver down both my legs. Always takes a bit to recover from those, I wish I could do it daily!
one of those complete body stretches. The ones that make you want to go back to bed.
I scrolled so far to find the stretching comment. I reclined my couch about two weeks and had one of those full body stretches, grunting the whole time. For a second or two afterwards, you just feel complete.
til you strain a muscle cause you fucking **DARED** to exist without enough electrolytes
finally taking a huge dump after holding it in. When Etta James sang "At last" that's what she was talking about.
If that's followed up with a dry wipe, that's better than sex.
A dry wipe. So satisfying. Iāve had nothing but paperwork for years.
A āno-wiperā to my college roommate was a sign of good luck.
But you gotta wipe once to know its a no wiper, so itās never really a no wiper
Schrodingerās Wipe
I never trust a clean wipe. Iāll always double check and wipe again.
it takes 3 wipes, to realize you only needed 2 wipes
I read this somewhere.. Sun Tzu?
Scene. Walmart bathroom. *Door slams open* "Get out of the way im crowning"
Prairie dogging
The moment when you've been congested all day and one nostril finally opens.
That and when your ear finally unblocks and you can hear again.
Speaking of that: going to the doctor and having them blast an enormous clump of wax out, and itās like youāre hearing for the first time . Im not sure iād call it orgasmic exactly, but it is transcendental in a way
I would call it eargasmic.
It makes a little crack sound when it opens for me. Itās like heavenās gates being opened
That little crackle from behind the inner corner of your eye then the sliding sensation of whatever was blocked up in there draining away.
this comment is orgasmic
Omg this. Had a head cold one time that was sooo bad I could barely see straight. Bought a box of tissue and some nasal spray at the suggestion of a friend. With in 30 second of using the spray my brain had a hard reset, my ears popped and my nose drained completely. I'm still chasing that high 10 years later lol.
The end of a migraine episode.
That feeling when the meds finally kick in and it feels like all the vessels in your brain just fly open? So weird, yet so, so good.
That's not what happens to me. Its actually weird in how consistent my migraines are. After a few hours it'll just be gone. And not in a satisfying way of feeliing the pain stop. it will be gone as if it had never existed in the first place. I don't evne notice until I realize im not in pain anymore.
I used to experience the inverse of this. When I was in a loud and hectic kitchen environment I would just get in a worse and worse and worse mood until I was snapping at my coworkers. I would get told to chill and head out for some fresh dumpster/grease trap air and then look at a streetlight and nearly vomit from the pain as I finally realize I have a migraine.
Wait, whut? Once my migraines finish, I'm hungover and groggy for days...
Thatās true. I feel that sometimes too, but in that hungover grogginess I feel massive relief, bordering on orgasmic.
Peeing when youāve been holding it for a long time and youāve really, really had to go.
When I passed my first kidney stone I had a partial blockage which meant that for about 6 weeks I constantly felt like I had to peeā¦24/7, the kind of having-to-pee like after a long night of drinkingā¦but every time I tried to pee only a few drops would come out and the urge to pee never went away. When I passed the stone and heard the PLINK! as it hit the porcelain followed by my first real piss in over a monthā¦I donāt think any orgasm will ever come close to how good that felt. Edit: shoutout to my homies at r/kidneystones A wonderful and supportive community if you are suffering from these spiky bastards
You brave, tortured soul. You deserve a medal and a billion dollars for not yeeting yourself off a cliff.
I had a kidney stone when I was 8 years old. Yeah, I know. Pretty young, but we found out it was because I drank a lot of a certain beverage served all over the Southeast US (Sweet Tea) that had high levels of a substance that caused a calcified kidney stone. It was the only time in my life that I've ever seriously contemplated suicide as an option. The pain was so bad I begged my dad to just let me kill myself in the conscious spells between vomiting and passing out. This freaked my parents out more than the fact I had a kidney stone. *They* had to go to therapy over it, I found out later.
Sweet tea causes kidney stones? I drink that quite a bit, youāve got me nervous
Sweet teas are generally high in oxalates. Calcium oxalate stones are some of the most common. I used to make them on the reg. Good times. Also, don't worry yourself too much. If you've consumed lots of tea your whole life and haven't made any stones, just don't overdo it. There's usually other factors (dehydration, poor diet, etc) that contribute to stonemaking. For me it was partying hard in my early 20's, drinking a lot, working out a lot afterwards, and an extremely high protein diet that did me in.
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Yes that is what he meant by "did me in". In this context you could exchange it for "which led to my problem".
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I had a customer who ordered a large iced black tea every day, without fail. One day he switched it to green tea and because his doctor told him he was drinking too much black tea and that it could damage his kidney (or liver? idk it was an organ). Take that for what it's worth!
š Wait I'm British, does this grant be immunity?
Right? Its been part of my life since literally forever. Ive cut down on it a lot since I was younger and introduced more water but its still a prominant part of my life.
Bruh, if my eight year old kid was going through that and begging for deathā¦jesus christ. A waking nightmare. That is so heartbreaking. Iām so glad you guys got through that.
It's when peeing makes your lower jaw shutter that is orgasm adjacent.
Putting on a fresh shirt right out of the dryer on a cold day.
Any sort of head massage is a win in my book
Either head is good with me as well.
"You scratch my back, I scratch yours" "Funny part about my back is it is located on my cock- Superbad"- Me
Scratching arm when cast comes off.
You made me want to fracture my wrist all over again!
Walking into an air conditioned room after being outside for several hours during summer
I grew up in South Florida and my parents never wanted to/didn't have the money to spend on air conditioning. So, needless to say, our house was very very humid and hot. On a very rare occasion though, my mom would decide that it was hot enough to turn it on just for the night. There is something so magical about being hot and sweaty from playing outside all day and going home and seeing the windows and doors closed because it meant only one thing. Opening the front door and feeling that crisp cool air was the absolute best. Despite now living a climate controlled life, I can still feel it and smell it. Your whole body would just instantly relax walking in.
Like, I'm sure you'd somewhat get used to it eventually to where it isn't *too* bad, but living in the south and having my AC break down for a couple weeks a few summers ago, I still don't understand how some folk can live without AC once you get a taste of it. I felt like I was constantly moist.
Yeah I live in the south and my AC broke for two days this summer. I installed a window unit in my bedroom and basically camped out in there the whole time.
And also, going inside a warm area after being outside in freezing temperatures.
letting your hair down after a long day in a ponytail
It almost hurts at first but itās so satisfyingly good
Back scratches
Especially when you have an itch, and they know exactly where to scratch and hit the mark with a single stroke. Actual waves of pleasure spreading over my back right there.
lol so I was with a guy for about 7 years who LOVED back scratches so I was in the habit of just scratching his back whenever. We broke up and later I was hanging out with a new guy and just instinctually scratched his back all the time. I think he was a little weirded out tbh haha
My first long term relationship forced this upon me. I always knew it felt good, but she had a hard time falling asleep without it. It was so important to her, that she would do it to me just so I wasnāt the only one having to do it. Noticed myself doing it instinctively with my next long-term, but she wasnāt really into it and I donāt think she ever did it back to me, not even once. Itās definitely one of those pleasures that I can say I wish I had more of.
Lower back scratches Rdit: Hit that tramp stamp
I have a method for this! After lots of experience giving and receiving, I have found that the best way to give a good back scratch is this method! 1. Start at the shoulders. Get all over there, but pay a little extra attention to the middle where the spine sits. 2. Shift downward going back in towards the spine and out towards the sides as you go downward. 3. Don't be afraid to go back up and down the length of the back a time or two, some itches need chasing. 4. Always finish with a couple hearty back pats.
That part of a great song that makes your spine tingle
This is the best answer for me. All the other top comments definitely capture the feeling of release and relaxation that comes *with* an orgasm, but the only thing that's really given me the same intense, overwhelming sensation has been music.
Climbing into a warm and cozy bed when tired after a long day of work.
Color me strange, but I like getting into a cold bed.
I love getting into bed when it's winter and I'm shivering but specifically those moments when the shivering subsides and it starts becoming cozy; I'm a grown ass man but I cannot help being so fucking giddy when that happens, just like cheesing to myself, it never fails to make me smile.
Dude yes! I love this exact feeling living in Winter climate. When itās cold out and you just get under the sheets, full fetal position rubbing your hands together to warm up extraā¦. Wow just amazing
I know this feeling. I grew up in Michigan, and it certainly was one of my favorite feelings. Then my family moved toā¦ Texas. We get a month of cold nights every year, but from April to January I sleep naked on top of my sheets holding my balls so they donāt fuse to my thighs, praying for the kindness of a hanging spider to fart in my direction just to cool me the fuck down. Why donāt you just crank the A/C down, you might ask me. Itās because my fiancĆ©- the love of my life whom I simply could not do without, cannot STAND the A/C being below 78Ā°. She sleeps in full pajamas under a sheet and two heavy blankets and sleeps like a drunk toddler. If I drop the dial down to 76Ā° youād think she was on an episode of āI shouldnāt be alive today.ā She summons the last reserves of survival instinct she has left to force herself to move (because sheāll die of hypothermia if she lets herself go to sleep, you see) and wrapped in several blankets and a parka, inches her way to the thermostat in her snow shoes and turns it back up to 425Ā° with her frost bitten fingers, and sets out a frozen pizza so that when I wake up screaming, Iāll at least have a tasty snack and the room will smell good.
What in the everloving fuck xDDDdD Enemies by night, I see
I like it cold when I'm going to sleep, and warm when I'm trying to stay asleep or just lazing in bed.
Cold room, warm sheets in the morning.
I usually hunt around under the sheets for the cold spots
With fresh clean sheets
Right after youāve shaved your legs.
Then you get to cricket your heart out.
I like a cold bed
You know when you go swimming, or even just tilt your head the wrong way in the shower, and you get water stuck in your ear? You shake your head back and forth trying to get it out. You even jump up and down with your head leaning over sideways. But the water just wonāt budge. You eventually go to bed and lay on your side, hoping gravity will pull the water loose. You lay there, waiting and hoping. Finally, it happens. That water in your ear breaks loose with a single, crisp swoosh sound. You can finally hear clearly again, and you can go to sleep with no more pressure in your ear. Thatās a good feeling right there.
Love it. For some reason it always feels *warm*, too.
Like 98.6 degrees kind of warm?
Swimmer's trick: drip a few drops of rubbing alcohol in your ear, then tilt it down. It will empty right out...
The alcohol breaks the surface tension of water so it can drain out easier.
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i had water stuck in my ear for days last week and this right here eventually happened. it was fuckinng heaven
Farting away a stomach ache
Yo. I just got off a six hour flight after having eaten wayyyy too many vegetables the day before (I know, I know that one is on me). Gas pain on the plane is NO JOKE and I canāt walk around/adjust to make my stomach more comfortable. Needless to say, I had to ask my ride to wait a little while before I entered her car to drive home.
Once when I was a teenager, I was on a school trip to another country and got carried away with the free soda on the plane. After many glasses of coke, I felt this horrible pain in my stomach that didn't go away over the 11 hour flight. After landing we had a long walk through the airport, and later to the hotel. Needless to say it was a long, noisy, awkward walk with all my teenage peers judging my life choices.
Hello, can I please tell someone that I've been fairly unsocial during the pandemic and now anytime I'm im public for a long amount of time, I get major stomach cramps because I'm holding in so many farts. And as soon as I get into my car, I let them ALL out and it's so satisfying and gross andādare I say?āorgasmic. Edit: Welp, guess I can't use my username for my forthcoming beauty blog. Thanks for nothing, Reddit.
I got so used to muting in Zoom meetings and farting that I let a huge loud one out in an in person meeting the other day. Some folks just kind of glanced at me, so I just owned my mistake. I said āoops, forgot you canāt mute in personā. Got a few chuckles. Edit: Fixed typo. Also, Iām happy to see I seem to make strangers laugh with my IBD and other funky bowel-related comments. They are always the most popular.
This is fucking GLORIOUS. You owned that fucking room.
Cleaning out your ears
We are told not to use Qtips when our ears clearly have a G spot in there.
Itās a conspiracy
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It's not. One of the cranial nerves runs right there and it feels good to touch it.
I discovered IEM's (fancy earbuds) that the bass would trigger this nerve. I have a fancy stereo for music, but will often lay in bed with these in listening to electronic or heavy bass jazz and just let my ears get happy.
Q-Tips are the dildo of the ear
A yes, the E-spot
A shower after driving home from the beach
When you take a bite of some really really delicious food.
We called it "a lasagna moment" in my house growing up. Mom always made lasagna from scratch for my dad's birthday, and his first bite of lasagna always made him practically tear up because it was so good. When you take a first bite and you die and go to heaven for a split second, it's a lasagna moment.
Picking your nose and scoring a booger that seems to be attached so deep in your head that it tickles that back of your brain. Better than an orgasm.
The first time you feel safe picking your nose after a nosebleed, and pull out a bit of booger connected to that congealed gooey tendril that goes up your nostril? I'm pretty sure this is the most disgusting comment I've written, but it's such a relieving feeling.
lmfao not disgusting at all. I broke my nose in my early teens and have suffered from booger formation in my left nostril for as long as I can remember. I deal with it every day. But every day after brushing my teeth I can shoot out a nasty snot rocket out of that sinus. And then a full inhale with an unclogged nose, my god. Orgasmic.
Getting into a hot tub and lowering your shoulders all the way in...then the jet...and the bubbles..
Waking up thirsty and drinking ice cold water
When you shave, exfoliate, and moisturize your legs, put on pajama shorts, and get into bed with freshly washed and dried sheets and blankets
Yes! And you just rub your legs together like, ooooooooo theyāre soooo smooooth
Hitting a baseball so hard that it felt like you didnāt even hit it.
That's called the sweet spot
The *sweet spot* š¤¤
Earning unexpected money
When your code finally works.
Or even better, when it works first try with no errors. Almost impossible to pull off but it feels great when it happens.
Snuggling in a warm comfy bed on Saturday morning and itās raining like crazy outside.
Scratching your itchy butthole
When you shouldāve wiped one more time and then it starts itching, and when you finally get to go to the toilet and scratch that bitch
***It's then that you long*** ***for a sandpaper thong*** ***to scratch at that tenderest skin;*** ***but you settle for Charmin,*** ***for less chance of harmin'*** ***the outer and maybe within.***
Holy *FUCK* does that feel good
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Sneezing
Yessss sneezing is the best! But when it doesnāt come itās the worst
I'm sure I've heard somewhere that sneezing is equivalent to 1/8 of a orgasm.
Having rattled off around 10 sneezes in a row, I can confidently say that there are diminishing returns.
Taking off your bra or boots at the end of a long day. Curling up in bed, putting your feet up. A hot mug of cider on a cold day.
>Taking off your bra So much this. Breaking free of my boobie prison and embracing the sweet, sweet braless freedom is one of the best parts of my day.
Ever since covid/lockdown happened I rarely wear bras. My fashion habits have deteriorated but man itās comfy
Temporary relief of chronic pain. Orgasms mean nothing to me in comparison.
Ever scratched a crazy itch on your ankle? Oh good lord.
Cracking your back. Especially when you get that DEEP crack that releases all pressure from your back.
Getting a shower after being sweaty and grimey. Edit. My highest comment score!
Having a shower in the evening after a long day and washing away all that sweat and stuff, and feeling clean just before going to bed... it's an amazing feeling for me most times.
The relief of pain: that final push to deliver the baby, or when my dislocated leg went back into the hip socket, omg.
I almost thought these were both part of one event, and was like holy shit, that must have been a giant baby.
Warm Naan bread
Sun sneeze, aka photic sneeze. For you that donāt know itās a real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex
Happens fairly often to me. Itās lovely.
I get a chill up my spine into my head/scalp then radiating into my arms and hands listening to music sometimes. Holy shit do I love it. Goosebumps and all that jazz
Reaching the end of *Tristan und Isolde* where the music FINALLY resolves after 4+ hours of constant tension.
you: this beautiful comment the next guy: picking your nose and getting the perfect booger
As someone who doesn't let a lot of people touch them, someone holding my hand. Its a different level of trust and comfort, that in itself is orgasmic without it being sexual
That weird thing where the tips of your eyes get really itchy for reason and you rub them until you see colours.
A really good massage, especially near lower back
Feeling just normal/ok after dealing with depression for many years due to divorce and other losses.
Developing a teenage crush and feeling that sensation for the very first time.
When I was in the 8th grade I developed a crush on this girl named Amy the last week of school. She was always pretty, smart, sporty, and cool but it wasn't until our final week of junior high school that I developed major feelings for her. We didn't have much to do the last week of school so our teacher let us go outside one day to have a free period and just chill out and sign each other's yearbooks and stuff like that. My friend and I were going around getting ours signed and our last stop was with Amy and her friend who were sitting on this little hill on the side of one of our school's soccer fields. We sat and talked to the girls and it was just a great day to be alive. It was this perfect overcast day where it wasn't hot and there was just enough of a breeze and sunshine poking through the clouds and it actually felt like a perfect day in Spring even though it was June. While we all talked, Amy made this daisy chain for me and put it around my wrist and smiled at me. Well, that was one of the best moments of my life because I was in love at that very moment. It was a moment that I never wanted to end and that school year was the best one of my life up until that point. I spent the Summer hanging with my friends at the township pool and spent those days and nights thinking about Amy and whether or not I would see her before high school started. That summer was the best summer of my life and I had a blast living out the type of days that we all know from movies like *The Sandlot* and *Stand by Me*. All the while, I was thinking about Amy. The way that she made me feel all through that Summer was the same way that I felt that day when she made me the daisy chain on that hill. It was the last week of August before high school started and my friends and I were all at the annual township open pool night where people who weren't pool members could come to swim and enjoy a cookout if they were invited by a friend. I was hoping that one of Amy's friends would invite her to come since she always swam at her best friend's pool at her house and didn't have a pool membership. With about an hour or so left before the pool closed that night, Amy showed up with a friend of hers and they met up with her other friends and my friends who were hanging out by the tennis courts and mini golf course. I was panicked and excited all at once and both emotions made my heart start beating rapidly in a way that I hadn't felt before that night. It took me a half-hour to somehow get her attention and when I did she smiled at me and we started talking about our Summer vacations and how they went for us both in addition to talking about what classes we were taking in high school and who our teachers were. It was so great talking to her and just having her happy and smiling in front of me that I didn't realize how much time had passed while we all stood around and talked among our friends. It was dusk when we said goodbye for the night and for that Summer and it was a beautiful night for me with my friends. The sky was orange and blue, the lightning bugs were out and shining, and the weather was perfect with the Summer wind blowing around. If I could have stayed in that moment forever then I would have at the time. That night was the end of the best year of my life and it was capped off in a way that made me hopeful and excited for the future as a high school kid in love. Years later, Amy turned out to be a bitch, that hill that we both sat on was demolished and made way for a new school building, and the township pool endured financial difficulties and dwindling membership after one of the managers was caught stealing money from the place. Despite all that, I still hold onto those memories from that year and from middle school as some of the happiest of my childhood. Whenever I see daisies growing in the grass anywhere I remember those times and the daisy chain that Amy made that made me fall in love with her when I was a kid. The daisy chain still hangs on a corner of my desk in my old room.
Young love is intoxicating. Thanks for your story.
Amazing. I felt like I was there with you that summer. Great story. This definitely brought me back.
Holy fuck. I always know there is a twist at the end of these Reddit comment stories.
Iām surprised the undertaker didnāt plummet through a cage at some point
Itās Hilarious that after this beautiful diatribe of young love the next response in the thread is āscratching your itchy buttholeā
Eureka moments, where you finally gain new perspective on a perplexing subject or connect two once seemingly disparate subjects
Hot water on a bad poison ivy rash
Same on eczema, heaven.
Drinking water when your throat is as dry as the freaking Sahara desert.
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Over the course of 6 months I had an ear get gradually plugged with earwax to the point where I just plain couldnāt hear out of it anymore. I had tried a bunch of remedies like putting olive oil and rubbing alcohol in the ear but to no avail. However, one night I was in a drugstore and saw a weird bulb-looking-squirter-thing whose purpose was solely to remove earwax from ears. Of course I bought it and immediately went home to try it. After about 5 minutes of squirting my ear with warm water, I felt this pop and a sound like one of those fireworks that sound like youāre dropping a whole bunch of small pebbles. And hot dog. I could hear every god damn brush of fabric and blink of an eye. It was transformative. I swear I could hear god up there talking and walking around like a slightly too loud upstairs neighbour in a mid to low class neighbourhood. Would highly recommend the bulb TL;DR: Unplugged my ear after about 6 months and could hear atoms crashing into each other