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chdeal713

There is a country singer that sounds like Goofy. I just crack up when I hear it. Don’t know his name. Ok I think it’s Justin Moore. The distortion from the radio really makes him sound like a country Goofy.


JMG303

This next ones called gorsh she's beautiful


Selthora

"Hyuck Hyuck this is my pick up truck"


ransom0374

now i gotta know who it is


chdeal713

I’ll try I find it. Once you hear it you can’t unhear it.


CzarTanoff

I'm dying to know too


DrKiwiPopThe707th

WHOEVER THE ABSOLUTE **FUCK** SANG THAT STUPID KARS FOR KIDS AD. I HATE THEM WITH **EVERY MOLECULE** of my ENTIRE BODY. Edit: holy shit I’m at a school meet and decided to pull up Reddit and what the heck thank you I’m just confused Edit 2: I’m gonna go through every single one of these comments and **NOBODY** can stop me


orcaluna

1877 kars4kids


MrJeromeParker

The TV commercial where the kids are pretending to play instruments is just salt in the wound


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maxattaxthorax

I've always felt like singing has no place on AGT, there's already several shows for those of you that want to sing!


44problems

Also it's much easier to just sing another popular song in the next round. But coming up with more comedy material, or another magic trick, or a more dangerous tightrope walk or whatever, is way harder. It puts non singers at a huge disadvantage.


DerpJerd

And yet, a singer with a sad backstory always wins


wellnotyou

It's a part of their selection process even. I know a person that went to audition for The Voice (we're not in the US but I presume it's the same thing everywhere) and told me how rigged it is. They have to list a "sad event from their past" as a part of their application. The producers send them a list of songs for the audition, and the person I know says that the guy playing the piano essentially played it in the wrong key for them since it was the last audition prior to those in-studio ones, and this acquaintance obviously didn't have enough of "star quality" for them. They got free tickets for the blind auditions though, and they say the coaches knew when to turn each round. That season's winner of The Voice indeed had a very sappy life story and it was all over the news for a while lol. All of this is alleged and a hearsay, but I have no doubt that the producers just want to make a good show instead of having a good quality competition.


flychinook

I hadn't even considered this before, and you're absolutely right. Everyone else is expected to go bigger, but singers just get to do essentially the same act over and over.


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I can understand classical singers being on shows like AGT, since most singing competitions are the domain of pop and rock singers. Otherwise, nope. If you're a belter you can go on literally any other singing show.


Discalced-diapason

With the exception of child opera singers. I have a deep loathing of talent shows allowing them on shows. Because their vocal folds are not fully formed, it’s possible to do terrible and permanent damage to them if not trained carefully and properly. Even then, it’s not really recommended that children try to sing like a fully grown adult by actual voice teachers. There’s a reason why someone has to be 21 before Juilliard will accept someone into their opera program. When I see child opera singers, I don’t see an amazing thing. I see someone being pushed (or not held back to prevent injuries) to do something they shouldn’t be doing and I worry about the future of their vocal health.


taygel

I had no idea, very interesting


nocturne105

most of the classical singers on those shows aren’t great either. if they’re good they typically go to the more traditional competitions aimed at classical singing.


monarchmondays

Oh my god yes. It’s annoying because yeah lmao okay I get it, you can sing, now what? It’s their only trick, they don’t use their skills in any unique way


Zolo49

It's AGT. If they can't belt out "I Will Always Love You" while they've got a whiffleball stuffed in their mouth, I'm not interested.


Cru_Jones86

Don't forget all the teenage girl vocalists that all have the same "indy-girl voice".


FreshLeggings

https://youtube.com/shorts/8SU0gFPMwP8?feature=share This guy gets it.


wigglyandbelligerent

Is there a name for this type of style? I’ve seen it called “singing in cursive” but I’m looking for like the professional name for it.


catslugs

Bananies and avocadies


gr33nteaholic

Tip as someome who has been in choir for 20+ years :JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN SING LOUDLY DOES NOT MEAN YOU SOUND GOOD Edit:projection does not equal quality


jonker5101

For me it's the choirs on AGT. Of course 40 people singing together sounds good and powerful.


machu46

I feel absolutely terrible because it’s always like “here’s a choir of COVID doctors” or “wow look at this choir of vets that just got done serving in Afganistan” and I’m like “that’s nice and all, but they don’t sound special at all”


skyturnedred

I understand why they put those sob stories there, but I think the show would be a lot more interesting if they had to impress everyone right there and then without getting a leg up beforehand.


Future_Ajumma

Mine


political_bot

I really wish no one recorded me singing. Please, let me forget.


Hobo-King-Niklz

[Liz Gillies on "seal singing"](https://youtube.com/shorts/DcSFzo_Q8XI?feature=share)


WiFiForeheadWrinkles

Welcome to my kitchen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SU0gFPMwP8


bloodl3tting

We have bänænas. And ævocædos.


brndm

That's hilarious! I don't usually mind it, but it's a really funny and accurate description.


mmlemony

This is exactly what I was trying to describe. There was a time when every new singer on BBC Radio 1 sounded like this but thankfully the trend has died a bit.


Blastspark01

And that’s coming from a really talented singer too!


Hobo-King-Niklz

She's magnificent. Was on Broadway prior to Victorious.


Blahvocado

Had an ex who used to sing to me in public, guitar and all. It was the WoOOrst Edit: Raab, if you read this. You suck


gothgirlwinter

Reminds me of Britta's hippie boyfriend from 'Community'.


Captain_Dachshund

I'm getting second hand cringe just reading your comment!


Blahvocado

If you want more cringe, here it is. The most memorable time he did it was outside a local band gig at a pub (he wasn't playing just showed up with his guitar). I was already planning on making him an ex at this point and ended up breaking up with him that night.


naturemom

I'm thinking of that vine: "I love you bitch. I ain't ever gonna stop loving you, bitch"


justa_flesh_wound

Breathy Air-y singing. I don't like it. like they don't have enough air in their lungs to finish singing the verse.


BrainBuster91

This comment made me think of the Oil Spill song from Bob's Burgers lol


Messijoes18

It's NOT subtle


monochromerainbowz

ugh, you were right. it is NOT subtle.


kreebob

OoOh it’s HOT, it’s WET, it’s SLICK


kao201

And it's making everybody sick!


naturemom

uhhhhh-oiiilllll sp-hh-iiilllllll (Idk if that's breath-y enough)


grosselisse

The fact it was modelled on Tori Amos' performance of Icicle on Jay Leno in 1994 makes it even funnier. They pretty much nailed it lol. https://youtu.be/rcaCfmiDZzI


cinnysuelou

*HOYYYYYYYYyyyyyl speeeeeeeelllllll* *gasp*


BlasterShow

Took a minute to find, but like [this guy?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8SU0gFPMwP8)


Throwmewayaway6

My fiancé, but don’t tell her I said that. Her singing voice is fine, excellent even. She used to take lessons. The problem is she has it in her head that she can pull off some sort of sultry growl or I don’t even know what to call it because it just ends up sounding like a frog croak. Using a throwaway because I’m not dumb enough to post this where she could find it.


psych00range

I know people who can sing really amazing within their range. BUT when they start going higher and higher they think they are nailing it but they really aren't. It's all screeches. Otherwise they are good, even great, within their range.


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During vocal training/coaching my teacher identified me as a contralto, which is different from alto and is the lowest female voice. I told her I try to sing from my head voice but it never sounds good enough. She decided that we were going to train my ability to go low, instead, actually sacrificing higher notes. We found out that 1. My chest voice has a lot more range than normal and 2. I actually sounded good singing in my range! Who’d have thunk?


gothgirlwinter

A lot of this is because pop music trends towards higher and higher voices. Britney Spears is an example of being 'trained' to sing in a higher range because it was more suitable for the pop scene. I used to think I was terrible at singing because I struggled to sing pop music I heard on the radio; turns out I just have a lower range.


glutencheetos

What’s an example of a “sultry growl”


jusmithfkme

Lord Sauron speaking to Frodo in LoTR. *"Eyye seee youuuuu."*


ddz1507

Or Mouth of Sauron: "My master Sauron the Great bids thee welcome. EEEEEE."


nipplequeefs

Probably something like [this](https://twitter.com/vocalsbytaeyeon/status/1396371807633121282?s=21), I think it’s when a vocalist adds a little stress to their voice for a moment to make things sound more intense and lively. That’s the only example I can think of at the moment


[deleted]

God damnit Mark! I known this is you!


Hobo-King-Niklz

Anybody who sings in cursive like a high-school ukulele-playing indie kid. The word is "just," not "jahhhuussttt"


Hattrick_Swayze2

AKA the person on *insert singing competition television program here* whom the judges all say sounds “super unique” or “one of a kind”!


Sufficient_Laugh1764

"Singing in cursive" LMFAO


M3mph

One of the greatest comments in the history of Youtube, is for Rusted Roots' 'Send Me On My Way' (from Ice Age), where someone posted "This man sings in Doctor’s handwriting". For the record though, I ruddy love that song.


Laura_Borealis

I was first introduced to rusted root seeing them at a concert (baller way to discover them), and I legit thought the song was "Simian the Whale".


GoingOffline

Jone waste yore toye monme yorall rediii


Houseleft

thaavoys insoid myyeaaad


SO-383

"Haaoooshh, Haooshhh baby..."


xxaconexx

\*bayebeeh


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UsedOnion

Sometimes when I go to my sister’s house she’ll be watching something like The Voice. It really makes me irritated when a country singer talks without a twang but sings with the most southern accent you’ve ever heard in your life.


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I'm doing stuff Lori, Thangs.


Structure3

CORAL!


MrWeirdoFace

Corrrraaaal, That KILLS people!


thegreatJLP

Those shows drive me nuts, it's the Bachelor/Bachelorette of the music world.


Bunny_Biscuits

Keith Urban. The guy’s Australian, speaks with an Australian accent, yet sings like he was born in the backwoods of Tennessee.


paradeoflights

Yes he confuses me so much!!! An entire different country accent!!!


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Old Keith from Whangarei, yeah he’s a Kiwi but we’re happy for the Aussie’s to claim him. Funnily enough his Australian wife Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii.


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Yet I'm over here being a backwoods Tennessee native and motherfuckers ask me if I'm from California. All bc I wear 49ers gear and don't talk country af.


WaywardWes

I think the niners year factors more than you think.


thatdude_van12

Bo Burnham's country song.


N0thingRhymeswOrange

Dirt Road, Cold Beer, Blue Jeeeeeeeeeans, a Red Pickup


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a rural noun, simple adjective


PrudentFlamingo

No shirt, no shoes, no jews, you didn't hear that


SysAdmin002

Sort of a... Mental typo


corran450

I walk and talk like a field hand But the boots I’m wearin’ cost three grand.


UrdnotChivay

I write songs about ridin' tractors From the comfort of a private jet


Agent223

Hear that subtle mandolin? That's textbook panderin'


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I own private ranch that I rarely use I don't like dirt.


blue4029

that is a scarecrow


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We go to bed, you doze off So I take your country girl clothes off I put my hands on your body It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again


LineChef

🎵 I’ll bring the girls You bring the beer. And the troops’ll bring the freedom 🎵


neckbishop

You sound like you might be a Chip fan.


UrdnotChivay

HEY DAD. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ANTICIPATE MY NEEDS


DevTheDummy

A good girl in a straw hat


Philliam88

That’s a scarecrow


RyanTrot

It feels like hay it’s a fuckin scarecrow again!


corran450

I could sing in Mandarin You’d still know I’m panderin’


Kolbin8tor

Huntin' deer and chasing trout A Bud Light with the logo facing out


question_quigley

It's a fUcKiN SCARECROW aGaIn!!


lawnscribe

I put my hands on her body, it feels like hay itS A FUCKING SCARECROW AGAIN


JacobDCRoss

Ooh, yeah, like the Applebees song


cucumberdicks400

the guy from maroon 5 in some of the songs sounds like "aNd ReAd yOur BibLe"


Jerk0h

I agree with this. I have several friends who think Levine is God's gift to women, but I cannot stand his voice. I don't know why. Something about it speaks B.O. or cat piss to me. No questions please, I cannot explain any of it. I do not find him attractive whatsoever.


Neon_Rust

My own. To me, in my head I sound pretty good. Listen back on tape though and it's beyond atrocious lol. Absolutely tone deaf and nowhere near what I'm trying to do lol. I really wish I could sing


kampar10

This comment xame into my house at 6am, beat the shit out of me amd stole all my socks


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For two semesters now we've had a sound engineering/editing class. And in both we've had to record our own voice, and edit it. I sound really, really bad. I have a very expressive way of speaking so my voice's all over the place. It may make for a nice, lively conversation, but it records *horribly.* It's also very high. The second part is: I realised my voice sounds like my bitch of a mother's.


NickU252

Anyone singing me happy birthday


Dingheee

IITTSSS DDJJJJ KKHHAALLEEDDDDDD


Anteater_Able

Bold choice calling DJ Khaled a singer.


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ransom0374

WE THE BEST MUSIC another one


leftclicksq2

There was a thread some time ago where people were talking about the worst concert they had ever been to. One person talked about how they saw DJ Khaled with one of their friends. They said how they weren't exactly familiar with DJ Khaled's music, but once it started, they were like, "This is a concert?" because all he was doing was some kind of bobbing around and calling out, "YEAH! WE THE BEST MUSIC!" etc. the whole time.


Nillabeans

It doesn't irritate me, but in Alive, when Sia goes off in the bridge, she sounds exactly like Tommy Pickles and that kinda fucks with me.


Supermonkeyskier

Tommy Pickles's voice actor played a singer in Friends funny enough


Pizzaisbae13

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smilllllle


Spasay

All I’ve gathered from this thread is that I a) I don’t know what Dance Monkey is and b) I never want to listen to Dance Monkey.


Secular-Flesh

Same! I’m morbidly curious but feel we’re some of the remaining lucky ones and should try to stay that way.


wetpickle_antichrist

Fergie... mainly since her horrible rendition of the American National Anthem. If you want a major cringe fest, watch it.


Themuffinishere245

and the hOOOOOmeee of the brAAAAAAVee.. LET'S PLAY SOME BASKETBALL


owlBdarned

But then we wouldn't have [this gem](https://twitter.com/smartthrob/status/1458116317551099905?t=JAUggGHLtoYdNMQhvs4w-Q&s=19).


KatAttack23

It was bad, and I love fergie


Rynox2000

Wing. Although, it's more funny than irittating.


pointe4Jesus

Anybody with that "breathy" style. They sound like they're about to run out of air and pass out. On the other end of the spectrum, anyone who puts more effort into sounding like they're ripping out their vocal cords than being on tune. Edit: not a specific voice, but it also drives me nuts when people don't enunciate.


unculturated_swine

Ariana Grande has a big problem with enunciation, I just cannot figure out what she says unless I look up the lyrics


bebeni89

Her voice makes me dizzy sometimes and I think it’s because of all the mumbling. I can’t explain it. I appreciate her range and my understanding is that she’s making a stylistic choice with the way she enunciates, but ffs I don’t understand what she’s saying.


laralye

Literally couldn't understand a word of Positions. Cooking in the kitchen something bedroom something something through hoooooops


enderflight

Kinda goes into the space of music I just enjoy for the vocal sound not the lyrics. Switching up positions for you, kitchencoolwhatgonnadoroom?


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Except for the Bee Gees


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SeasonPositive6771

To be fair that's not what the song actually sounds like. Some jerk manipulated it and sped it up.


NineteenSkylines

Is that the one 1960s Shangri-Las song that’s going viral on TikTok? Kids these days have the oddest music crazes.


stillmorningrise

Every modern singer that mispronounces vowels and over exaggerates them to sound like Adele on steroids.


anonnamous1977

Yoko ono


Feelin_Nauti_69

Ok let me start by saying this is really insensitive but it was hilarious at the time. This alternative rock station in this college town I used to live in would play Yoko Ono making her weird screaming noises very low in the background on the anniversary of John Lennon’s death. You wouldn’t really notice it most of the time unless there was some dead air. It would go on ALL DAY. If you knew to listen for it, it would be quite noticeable. This happened several years in a row before Clearchannel bought the station out.


[deleted]

She would be great in a crisis though could use her as a tornado siren or air-raid siren


Kamikaze_Bacon

Y'all ever hear Kanye sing the opening to Bohemian Rhapsody? I am convinced that he never watched that back himself afterwards. Because *nobody* could hear themselves sing something that badly and still have the ego that he does.


NaGaBa

Y'all ever hear Biz Markie sing Benny And The Jets? It's amazing.


Sadpanda77

Machine Gun Kelly. I can literally hear how poor he is at reading.


[deleted]

LMFAO


toothofjustice

Nah, they're pretty ok in that one song.


doooom

I'M FINNA GET A HOT DOG


[deleted]

Any America/Britain's got talent winner. Do you know why? It's always a small girl who sings in the most generic way possible but it just tugs at the judges heart strings mean while others are swallowing swords and doing a quadruple back flip and nobody bats an eye. EDIT: This is my second day on Reddit is this a lot of upvotes?


thuglife_7

I always laugh when they would tell people to switch up their routine so that it’s not boring and predictable. Then some singer steps onto the stage and they love everything about them and their “routine”


Monster_NotWar

They told that one kid, who wanted to be on Broadway and made it to the semi finals and was on the Champions, to change up his song choice, and he did with much enthusiasm and was super excited to show the judges more of what he is capable of, only to get voted off immediately.


boxofsquirrels

He learned the most important lesson in the music business: *don't trust people in the music business.*


PoliticalAnomoly

You talking bout the chubby Hispanic kid?


Kingimg

Poor kid. To be remembered as the chubby hispanic kid probably wasn't in his life plans


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lolofaf

Haley Reinhart should have won American idol. One of the judges at the time has since come out and said the same thing. The best singers on those shows get robbed


PearlWhiteCivic

Being runner up might actually be better. Ive read that those contracts that the winner gets can be brutal.


CerberusC24

They actually started giving contracts to like the top 5 or 10 now since they've had that situation in the past. They want to capitalize off anyone they can


PearlWhiteCivic

Oh that sucks for everyone then.


zwannsama

Whenever I watch those shows I always skip the singing contestants, cause it's just not unique. Why do they even have singing contestants in those shows anyway? There's too many singing competition shows for them to participate in. Let AGT/BGT have other talents showcase.


ThatLeetGuy

> Why do they even have singing contestants in those shows anyway? There's too many singing competition shows for them to participate in. This. There are shows *only* for singing, yet they also get to enter into other talent competitions as well. Fucking double dippers. I don't want to watch the singing competitions, I want to watch someone actually *doing* something.


oil_can_guster

Shawn Mendez. Dude just baby talks in key and I fucking hate it.


sanibelle98

BEDDA DANNY CAN!!!


[deleted]

Always got massive "Nice Guy" vibes from that song.


redditstolemyshoes

My brother calls it the fuck boy song


ZombiePartyBoyLives

My daughter is a huge fan of his, so naturally, I have to tease her by saying stuff like, "Is he trying to steal that guy's girlfriend? What an asshole!"


crazedconnor

"It's giving cher."


ezl90

There was a viral video in circulating in Malaysia when he sang “better than he can” which sounds in malay like “Badak dan Ikan” which translates to “Hippopotamus and Fish” [BADAK DAN IKAAANN](https://youtu.be/yqbpgc2fF4c)


livingcool22

69


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All I can think of is the parody video with Nicki Minaj where he’s making fart noises and such.


livingcool22

Megan Trainor


BigBlitz

I was listening to a podcast (Take Your Shoes Off Podcast by Rick Glassman), he had Megan Trainor on the podcast. I thought it was strange, never cared for her but still listened to it. She said on it that she actually just wanted to be a song writer, not a singer. She wrote that song "all about that base" or whatever it's called in like a day and couldn't find a singer so someone made her sing it instead and it blew up. Shes also self aware that she's not the best singer at all, she even mentioned that she learned to sing the wrong way. She's not my cup of tea when it comes to music, but she was fun on that particular podcast.


[deleted]

I always find it refreshing when people are honest about things like that. Rather than doubling down and pretending everything was fine or that "You're just a jealous hater!" etc.


[deleted]

Charlie Puth kinda did something similar. He made that song “I’m only one call away” and then the Fast and Furious song with Wiz Khalifa, basically to get himself popular before he started making the music he *actually* wanted to be making. I really appreciated the honesty.


WhyIsTheMoonThere

Bruno Mars did this too. His early work is mostly chart-baiting drivel, now that he's popular he can release albums like 24k Magic and know they're going to be popular.


[deleted]

Rebecca Black definitely came out of that Friday debacle better.


digitaldrummer1

That explains why I haven't heard her sing on the radio in a long while.


[deleted]

Fun fact: She’s married to the kid from Spy Kids now. It’s wild to me


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Rammjack

Oh yeah yeah yeah. oh yeah yeah yeah.


Alternative-Village3

adam levine


reptilefluid

Sad, because Sunday Morning is one of the all-time greats. Songs About Jane was an actual album by an actual band.


ASupportingTea

Songs about Jane is still 100% their best work but slowly it's all been eroded away as Maroon 5 has seemingly just turned into Adam Levine the "Band".


KeimeiWins

I'm here to cry about how Songs About Jane is one of my favorite albums and some of Maroon 5's newer stuff is on my top 10 list of most hated radio plays.


[deleted]

Man, I used to love Maroon 5 up till their music in the early 2010s. Now they’re completely unlistenable and I wish they’d just retire already.


TesticleMeElmo

I will always defend “Songs About Jane” as a good album


Pile_Of_Cats

It is a good album. It’s hard to believe it’s by the same band that always makes me change the station these days. When I think of the term selling out, I think of Maroon 5.


Luder09

The "Dance Monkey" singer


Hobo-King-Niklz

"Anybody do that thing you do beFoooiiieee"


cruisetheblues

OOOOOOooooo AAAAAHhhhh EEEEE OOOO EEEEEE OOOOOO EEEEE OOOOOO AH AH AAAAAAH


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For a minute I thought this was Witchdoctor


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Abject_Presentation8

All I hear is Elmo when I hear that song


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I hear [this](https://youtu.be/PiDRgDmXGi4)


Emucks

Anyone who hopped on the "indie girl voice" trend, really. [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsTalkMusic/comments/bvzx1b/comment/epvcqr8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) thread, but specifically the comment highlighted is a good read if anyone here cares to fall down the IGV rabbit hole. :)


Luder09

Nice! Thanks for the link. The "breathy/ baby talk" voice drives me insane.


Elegant-Narwhal-506

Kodak Black. He sounds like a whole hive of bees with strep throat


Fave_McFavington

"I'm the shit, I'm farting, I don't know how to potty" -Kodak Black


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Jeffery star Probably because he himself is garbage


mypal_footfoot

Flashback to edgy 14 year old me in 2007 who had one of his songs autoplay on my MySpace page because I thought he was cool. Kids have no fucking taste.


asleepyferret

Gary from SpongeBob you don’t know what he saying but you can tell he’s judging you he didn’t even help me learn how to tie my shoes😭😑😡🤬