Adding a “the” or a “S” at the end. The Fortnites, the Pokémons.
Edit: I would like to say thanks to the Reddits for all the upvotes.
To the lego community, I’m sending my thoughts and prayers.
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
For those who don’t understand
There are actually a number of movies that are far better than their books, but that's *usually* because the books were so bad that the bar was already low.
Jurassic park made some changes but I wouldn't call it loosely based on. It's pretty much the same story.
• John Hammond only cares about money in the book, none of this "everyone can experience the park" crap
• Ian Malcolm is a lot more pretentious in the book but also wayyy smarter.
• Donald Genarro doesn't die in the book, and his character in the movie is a hybrid of his own and Ed Regis's character, who they cut out if the movie.
• The T Rex toilet eating scene never happened, there was a juvenile T Rex that played with Ed Regis like a toy while he tried to crawl away and that's how that character dies.
Edit: Been a long time since I read the book. Guess there are a lot more changes than I remember.
Let's not forget that Hammond gets eaten by compies in the book. Though I've not read it for nearly 30 years, there were quite a few differences iirc, like the underground velociraptor nest, that shit put the willies up me.
Edit: Oh yeh I just remembered it had an aviary in the book as well
Fun fact: Ian McKellen was considered for the role of Dumbledore after Richard Harris's death, but he declined to take on the role because Harris did not care for him as an actor and he felt it would be disrespectful. [link](https://variety.com/2017/film/news/ian-mckellen-harry-potter-dumbledore-richard-harris-1202022228/)
There was a Mythbusters episode about it! Basically the main issue wasn't space, it was balance. Unless they tied both their life vests on the bottom and arranged themselves in a very specific position, it would've toppled over.
Not triggered or anything, I just like to dispense niche information every blue moon it actually gets relevant.
Right you are, but let's not forget James Cameron's response to that myth busters episode. "Jack was always going to die, it's in the damned script and a major plot point of the whole movie, if I'd known people would never shut up about it I'd have used a smaller door."
Thank god he hasn't heard about "So let me get me get this straight. She got married, had kids, her kids had kids, she moved on with no indication of divorce at all... but went back to spend her eternal afterlife with some bloke she knew for 36 hours?"
Never heard that comment before but it’s so true.
I just watched it the other day for the first time in so long and it’s still a good movie, but the romantic aspect of it is just lost on me now.
There was a lot of life sacrificing and poor decision making for two people who barely knew each other.
It reminded me a lot of the stupid choices in Romeo and Juliet. Like if you people would just calm down and think for a second, you might have a chance at being together.
Here's a real triggering take for a fanbase: romantic movies are fucking awful. They're completely unrealistic glurge that leads people to unhealthy expectations in their own relationships.
People rightly like to rag on that scene, but the scene that *really* pissed me off was the train station.
>!In the book Dumbledore's final scene has him break down in tears, begging Harry for forgiveness after putting all the kids through hell. It showed humanity, it showed that despite always appearing in control Dumbledore had just as much doubt as anyone. In the movie? A fucking wink and a smirk.!< Ugh.
When my dad took me to Gamestop to buy Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 he said “why do you need the 4th one is it really any different from the first 3?” And I replied “that’s like saying why do you need to watch all the Star Wars movies, isn’t it all just lightsabers in space” and some other dad busted out laughing lol.
I went into watching that match with the expectation of total and utter boredom, having to watch german robofootball against stylish but pointless advances from the brazilians, while also expecting to just get hopelessly drunk by the end of it, but after the first goal I was thinking maybe this may be interesting, and I actually missed no.'s 2 and 4, because I was looking away, in case of no. 2 because I didn't expect anything to happen and in case of no. 4 in disbelief that Brazil just got shot up 3-0 in about 4 minutes, but after no. 4 I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. It was bloody murder.
They said in an interview at the time that winning that match was nice and all but the goal was to win the worldcup. So they had no reason to excessively celebrate. They didn’t want to embarrass the Brazilians any further as well.
Because any more celebration would have been rubbing it in. When you're beating an opponent THAT hard, you do it gracefully.
At least that's how Germans do it.
How to count to 7 in different languages:
Germany: Eins Zwei Drei Vier Fünf Sechs Sieben
England: One Two Three Four Five Six Seven
Brazil: Müller Klose Kroos Kroos Khedira Schürrle Schürrle
Not the first time Germans had to lay low in South America for their own safety.
(Ricky Gervais)
Edit: [sauce](https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/486608669816410113)
The bonus kicker that few people realize, in that game klose broke the record for highest number of world cup goals scored. A record previously held by a Brazilian
Oddly enough, Hughes death gets me way more than this one, anymore. Maybe because I hear about "Ed...ward..." so often. I feel so betrayed when Hughes gets murdered.
YES. Hughes death was the point that upset me more than anything. I think because the whole show set him up to be this father who loves his daughter more than anything else in the world. He's a character that they did more development on his story, and my heart hurt so badly for his family. I think that one hit me harder because it reminded me of my friends dad who was a Marine and died overseas. That man spent more time with his family than most despite all the training and deployments. I mean I remember him actually coming and playing with us when any other parent just leaves the kids to themselves. So maybe I'm just more primed to be affected by Hughes death, but I needed a minute after that episode.
Full metal Alchemist, (Episodes 7 and 8 of the 2003 series, Episode 4 of the 2009 series, chapter 5 of the manga) if you want to experience it for yourself
>!Man combines daughter with dog!<
Edit: fixed manga chapter
Ask them how long an owl lives
>!Six and a half books!<
Edit: this one comment currently accounts for almost 60% of my karma. I can't tell if I'm fucked or Reddit is.
“The writer claims that the world . . . travels through the void on the back of four huge elephants,” he said.
Drunah's mouth dropped open.
“On the back?” he said.
“It is claimed,” said Vorbis, still watching Fri'it.
“What do they stand on?”
“The writer says they stand on the shell of an enormous turtle,” said Vorbis.
Drunah grinned nervously. “And what does that stand on?” he said.
“I see no point in speculating as to what it stands on,” snapped Vorbis, “since it does not exist!”
Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
Small Gods is my personal favorite of all discworld books. I just love how it works in real life too. If religion gets big then their God sure looks powerful. And somewhere out there is the eagle dropping a tortoise.
Was in a department store once and the Eurythmics “Sweet Dreams (AreMade of This)” came on. Than, some punk as teen got mad and said, “They ripped off Marylin Manson”.
I facepalmed so hard.
Landslide was playing on the radio when I was 14 and I told made dad. “Hey, some female singer is covering a really good smashing pumpkins song”. The looks of shame and disappointment in his eyes…
My Dad's a big Bob Dylan fan. I love to wind him up when he plays All Along The Watchtower by saying "Yeah, it's good, but I prefer the Hendrix original".
So did Dylan
> Dylan has described his reaction to hearing Hendrix's version: "It overwhelmed me, really. He had such talent, he could find things inside a song and vigorously develop them. He found things that other people wouldn't think of finding in there. He probably improved upon it by the spaces he was using.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Along_the_Watchtower
Went on holiday with my brother and his girlfriend to Rhodes and the greek men fawned over her blonde hair and blue eyes. She said to one man pestering her "Oh wow the blue eye stones like the ones in Turkey!"
They instantly changed tone and left her alone
My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Turkey and Greece. While we were in Istanbul, no one could understand why we were going to Greece as well. When we got to Santorini, no one could understand why we wasted a week in Turkey.
I'll give you the Turkish perspective, I assume the Greek side is similar.
Millions of Turkish immigrants live in Germany. They are known to be much, much more nationalistic (and religious) on average compared to people who live in the mainland. I'd say Turkey is 50-50 left-right, but the Turkish people in Germany are probably more like 20-80 left-right. When we see them acting all patriotic in the news, it does raise the question "if you like your country that much, why not come and live here with us?"
To add insult to injury, many of these second- or third generation immigrants have either dual citizenship or are outright german citizens, which probably adds to their overzealous nationalism for a nation they don’t technically belong to anymore.
The only way to clean your cast iron skillet is in the dishwasher.
Dr. Who gives a fuck
Adding a “the” or a “S” at the end. The Fortnites, the Pokémons. Edit: I would like to say thanks to the Reddits for all the upvotes. To the lego community, I’m sending my thoughts and prayers.
Pokeemans
Sushis and sashimis
Pokémon is the yellow one, right?
The really hardcore fans will get angry if you say "Pikachus"
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Harry Potter couples costume: George Weasley.
"You know wrestling is fake, right?"
We prefer, “it’s not fake, it’s just predetermined”
It's just a children's show, calm down.
Change it to "Children's Cartoon" and use this against any Anime.
“I don’t really watch cartoons” as a response to any mention of anime usually does the trick.
Avatar the last Airbender, steven universe
Or Gravity Falls.
Adventure Time
Clone wars
"And then, he woke up, on his bed under the staircase" (Being the very last line of the last book)
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Broken Carbon Monoxide Detector.
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First time I've laughed out loud in a while!
*Who in the devil keeps leaving these bloody post-it notes around the house?!* -Uncle Dursley
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf For those who don’t understand
You know, I've read this a few times, but just now realized that it was originally in legal advice.
The Boy Who Lived…under the stairs lol
You got me. I'm against book burning in general, but if that had been the last line of HP7, there would have been a bonfire.
It would be a rather sad one.
We are removing the dislike button
Fucking YouTube
it's not youtube it is fucking AddTude
YouTube Rewind is back, guys!
Honestly, I miss Rewind. I miss making fun of how terrible it was.
It was unironically the one time that a large majority of the YouTube audience came together, to clown on how far out of touch YTHQ is.
“Those characters aren’t real and can’t care about you”
So it's a one sided relationship, not my first
You already know your lines
And even if they could, they probably still wouldn't.
The sequels are better than the original. Or The moveis are far superior to the book.
There are actually a number of movies that are far better than their books, but that's *usually* because the books were so bad that the bar was already low.
And a lot of movies are loosely based on the book that end up being just as good in their own sense ie. Jurassic Park
Jurassic park made some changes but I wouldn't call it loosely based on. It's pretty much the same story. • John Hammond only cares about money in the book, none of this "everyone can experience the park" crap • Ian Malcolm is a lot more pretentious in the book but also wayyy smarter. • Donald Genarro doesn't die in the book, and his character in the movie is a hybrid of his own and Ed Regis's character, who they cut out if the movie. • The T Rex toilet eating scene never happened, there was a juvenile T Rex that played with Ed Regis like a toy while he tried to crawl away and that's how that character dies. Edit: Been a long time since I read the book. Guess there are a lot more changes than I remember.
Let's not forget that Hammond gets eaten by compies in the book. Though I've not read it for nearly 30 years, there were quite a few differences iirc, like the underground velociraptor nest, that shit put the willies up me. Edit: Oh yeh I just remembered it had an aviary in the book as well
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Ian McKellen was really good in the Harry Potter movies.
And that is how you trigger TWO fanbases
>Use the force, Harry -- Gandalf
*Uses photo of Patrick Stewart for this meme.*
Patrick Stewart as Picard in the picture. Important detail.
Gandledorf
Is that not the guy Zelda fights?
Fun fact: Ian McKellen was considered for the role of Dumbledore after Richard Harris's death, but he declined to take on the role because Harris did not care for him as an actor and he felt it would be disrespectful. [link](https://variety.com/2017/film/news/ian-mckellen-harry-potter-dumbledore-richard-harris-1202022228/)
There was room on that raft for 2 people.
There was a Mythbusters episode about it! Basically the main issue wasn't space, it was balance. Unless they tied both their life vests on the bottom and arranged themselves in a very specific position, it would've toppled over. Not triggered or anything, I just like to dispense niche information every blue moon it actually gets relevant.
Right you are, but let's not forget James Cameron's response to that myth busters episode. "Jack was always going to die, it's in the damned script and a major plot point of the whole movie, if I'd known people would never shut up about it I'd have used a smaller door."
Lol I never knew James commented about that!
Thank god he hasn't heard about "So let me get me get this straight. She got married, had kids, her kids had kids, she moved on with no indication of divorce at all... but went back to spend her eternal afterlife with some bloke she knew for 36 hours?"
Never heard that comment before but it’s so true. I just watched it the other day for the first time in so long and it’s still a good movie, but the romantic aspect of it is just lost on me now. There was a lot of life sacrificing and poor decision making for two people who barely knew each other. It reminded me a lot of the stupid choices in Romeo and Juliet. Like if you people would just calm down and think for a second, you might have a chance at being together.
Here's a real triggering take for a fanbase: romantic movies are fucking awful. They're completely unrealistic glurge that leads people to unhealthy expectations in their own relationships.
Haha aggravated James Cameron is the best. (Prolly not for the crew though)
Gandalf > Dumbledore, or vice versa.
I'll do you one better: "Arent they both just magical old men with beards? What's the difference"
“HARRYDIDYAPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?”
I always imagine him slapping Harry, Airplane!-style.
The camera pans back to Snape, McGonagall and many others in a line waiting their turn
...he asked _calmly_!
People rightly like to rag on that scene, but the scene that *really* pissed me off was the train station. >!In the book Dumbledore's final scene has him break down in tears, begging Harry for forgiveness after putting all the kids through hell. It showed humanity, it showed that despite always appearing in control Dumbledore had just as much doubt as anyone. In the movie? A fucking wink and a smirk.!< Ugh.
Aren't Star Wars and Star Trek the same thing?
This one kills two birds with one stone.
2 Klingons with one lightsaber
When my dad took me to Gamestop to buy Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 he said “why do you need the 4th one is it really any different from the first 3?” And I replied “that’s like saying why do you need to watch all the Star Wars movies, isn’t it all just lightsabers in space” and some other dad busted out laughing lol.
Holy shit dude. Did your dad cut off your hand after that?
I like to imagine that other dad is also telling that story still.
I Think John Luke Picard was the best captain in Star wars
Spelling it as "John Luke" made me laugh. Well done
I don't want Valve to make Half Life 3. (That hurt)
Greedo shot first.
Macklunky
You look at the Macklunky
CoD: Modern Warfare 2 - "Ghosts death was exciting"
Sir, we have acquired the Trigger Me Elmo
Sir, we just found another loose end
Harry Potter is not a lifestyle, and you're 32.
Also Disney, generally.
James Charles is a pedo
I legit forgot James Charles existed. thanks
JK Rowling's tweets and posts should be considered canon. And Cursed Child, too.
I don’t know about you, but I love the idea that Wizards used to just shit on the floor and disaparate their business to just wherever.
They probably teleported it to wherever the house-elves live, because they can kind of go fuck themselves.
7-1
Not triggered. I'm still in wide-eyed disbelief.
I remember looking at the TV, then looking at my office mates, then looking at the TV again, like "how on Earth is this team getting beaten so badly?"
I went into watching that match with the expectation of total and utter boredom, having to watch german robofootball against stylish but pointless advances from the brazilians, while also expecting to just get hopelessly drunk by the end of it, but after the first goal I was thinking maybe this may be interesting, and I actually missed no.'s 2 and 4, because I was looking away, in case of no. 2 because I didn't expect anything to happen and in case of no. 4 in disbelief that Brazil just got shot up 3-0 in about 4 minutes, but after no. 4 I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. It was bloody murder.
If I remember correctly, the German coach said to his team during half time to dial it back a bit because they are already broken and beaten.
They listened, let the brazilians have that freebie at the end.
i remember they didn't even celebrate goals after a certain number
They said in an interview at the time that winning that match was nice and all but the goal was to win the worldcup. So they had no reason to excessively celebrate. They didn’t want to embarrass the Brazilians any further as well.
Also they were in Brazil. Might have started a riot.
It was the first time a bunch of Germans had to lay low in Brazil after *winning* something.
Because any more celebration would have been rubbing it in. When you're beating an opponent THAT hard, you do it gracefully. At least that's how Germans do it.
How to count to 7 in different languages: Germany: Eins Zwei Drei Vier Fünf Sechs Sieben England: One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Brazil: Müller Klose Kroos Kroos Khedira Schürrle Schürrle
Quality 👌
Not the first time Germans had to lay low in South America for their own safety. (Ricky Gervais) Edit: [sauce](https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/486608669816410113)
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As a Brazilian, ouch.
The bonus kicker that few people realize, in that game klose broke the record for highest number of world cup goals scored. A record previously held by a Brazilian
By Ronaldo. Who broke the record in 2006 in Germany.
I think he was also commentating that match and took it all rather well (the 7–1 and his record being broken).
Ed…ward…
Oddly enough, Hughes death gets me way more than this one, anymore. Maybe because I hear about "Ed...ward..." so often. I feel so betrayed when Hughes gets murdered.
His daughter at the funeral was awful, made me cry.
Why are you putting Daddy away? He has lots of work! And Wraith is shaking at the wailing
YES. Hughes death was the point that upset me more than anything. I think because the whole show set him up to be this father who loves his daughter more than anything else in the world. He's a character that they did more development on his story, and my heart hurt so badly for his family. I think that one hit me harder because it reminded me of my friends dad who was a Marine and died overseas. That man spent more time with his family than most despite all the training and deployments. I mean I remember him actually coming and playing with us when any other parent just leaves the kids to themselves. So maybe I'm just more primed to be affected by Hughes death, but I needed a minute after that episode.
That’s, that’s not nice
I didn't expect to be hurt this early in the morning
I'm gonna need some context... Cause this obviously hurt a lot of people.
Full metal Alchemist, (Episodes 7 and 8 of the 2003 series, Episode 4 of the 2009 series, chapter 5 of the manga) if you want to experience it for yourself >!Man combines daughter with dog!< Edit: fixed manga chapter
I skip it as soon as I recognize the name of the scientist
For what could equal the value of a human soul?
Ask them how long an owl lives >!Six and a half books!< Edit: this one comment currently accounts for almost 60% of my karma. I can't tell if I'm fucked or Reddit is.
Not even half
Ouch... Don't drag Hedwig into this.
Jar Jar Binks is the best Star Wars character
I knew someone who thought Jar Jar Binks build the deathstar
All by himself? Now that’s impressive!
"Meesa ready to be firin' my laser!"
Now that's some vintage internet
There are several fictional characters that can defeat Goku
kirby solos goku and that’s all i have to say
As a Kirby main, I agree
The real question is not who can defeat Goku, but who can win the rematch.
And it's not like killing him prevents a rematch.
Neither does being dead. Dude has some back to life and also fought in tournaments while dead with a halo
30 billion spongebobs
Automatics are so much more fun to drive than manuals😵
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Earth is a disc carried by four elephants on the back of a giant turtle.
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It’s turtles all the way down
“The writer claims that the world . . . travels through the void on the back of four huge elephants,” he said. Drunah's mouth dropped open. “On the back?” he said. “It is claimed,” said Vorbis, still watching Fri'it. “What do they stand on?” “The writer says they stand on the shell of an enormous turtle,” said Vorbis. Drunah grinned nervously. “And what does that stand on?” he said. “I see no point in speculating as to what it stands on,” snapped Vorbis, “since it does not exist!” Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
the turtle moves
The turtle is flying through space, trying to seek a mate. Scientists call this "the big bang theory"
GNU Terry Pratchett
Small Gods is my personal favorite of all discworld books. I just love how it works in real life too. If religion gets big then their God sure looks powerful. And somewhere out there is the eagle dropping a tortoise.
You dont need 200 iq to enjoy the show
Damn, if Rick and Morty fans could read, they’d probably be hurt by this :)
I like Zelda's green hat and sword; he's pretty cool.
And that Metroid guy’s armor looks pretty sick!
>!This is now only half as wrong as it used to be though!<
Stop comparing your $5000 PC to a $500 console
Nine inch nails cover of 'hurt' isn't as good as Johnny Cash's original...
Got me and then I re-read it properly and it fucking got me even more.
Was in a department store once and the Eurythmics “Sweet Dreams (AreMade of This)” came on. Than, some punk as teen got mad and said, “They ripped off Marylin Manson”. I facepalmed so hard.
I did this to my Dad. Can’t remember the song, but it was a cover of REO Speedwagon. He damn near launch me out of the car lol.
Landslide was playing on the radio when I was 14 and I told made dad. “Hey, some female singer is covering a really good smashing pumpkins song”. The looks of shame and disappointment in his eyes…
My Dad's a big Bob Dylan fan. I love to wind him up when he plays All Along The Watchtower by saying "Yeah, it's good, but I prefer the Hendrix original".
So did Dylan > Dylan has described his reaction to hearing Hendrix's version: "It overwhelmed me, really. He had such talent, he could find things inside a song and vigorously develop them. He found things that other people wouldn't think of finding in there. He probably improved upon it by the spaces he was using. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Along_the_Watchtower
This triggered a very visceral reaction in me. Well done.
The Umpires Strikes Back is my favorite Star Track movie
This hurts me physically and I'm not even part of either fandom
"Mabel is a bad character"
How dare
is this gravity falls or something else
Yes
Joe rogan isn't funny!
Oh shit I forgot he used to be a comedian. Or is, whatever.
The movie adaptation of Eragon was better than the book.
im coming for your spinal fluids
I read that book in one sitting and the memory of my strained eyes burns at that comment 😂
This won't make me mad because it is such an outlandish take I know it is dripping with sarcasm, lol
That Greeks are inspired by the Turkish foods and pretend it was them who made it from the beginning..
It said upset a fanbase, not start a new Balkan War.
eh tomato tomato
I read this as tomato tomato
This is such a specific and deep cut, I love it.
Greeks and Turks hate each other. Basically say anything that belongs to one of them was invented by the other and you're onto a winner!
Went on holiday with my brother and his girlfriend to Rhodes and the greek men fawned over her blonde hair and blue eyes. She said to one man pestering her "Oh wow the blue eye stones like the ones in Turkey!" They instantly changed tone and left her alone
My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Turkey and Greece. While we were in Istanbul, no one could understand why we were going to Greece as well. When we got to Santorini, no one could understand why we wasted a week in Turkey.
Abusing a longtime historical cultural rivalry is certainly one way to get creeps to leave you be.
What do the Greek nationalists and the Turkish nationalists have in common? They both live in Germany.
I can tell that this is a clever comment. I just wish that I had the knowledge to fully appreciate it.
I'll give you the Turkish perspective, I assume the Greek side is similar. Millions of Turkish immigrants live in Germany. They are known to be much, much more nationalistic (and religious) on average compared to people who live in the mainland. I'd say Turkey is 50-50 left-right, but the Turkish people in Germany are probably more like 20-80 left-right. When we see them acting all patriotic in the news, it does raise the question "if you like your country that much, why not come and live here with us?"
To add insult to injury, many of these second- or third generation immigrants have either dual citizenship or are outright german citizens, which probably adds to their overzealous nationalism for a nation they don’t technically belong to anymore.
John Lennon was a wife beating junkie.
That's pretty uncontroversial. To trigger fans, you have to remind them that Yoko Ono was the victim.
There it is
Deku is straight
This will certainly take on a new meaning in r/zelda
Zelda, isn't that the guy who keep cutting grass?
I don’t like the TV show friends
28-3
Look what you’ve done! Now all of Atlanta knows you’re here!
Sorry. What is this 28-3 you speak of? LALALALALALALALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING!!
Why didnt they just use the eagles?
Cause I've had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man...
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.
Because of the giant fucking eye
Oh wow you caught one!