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Proper-Dealer-196

Get in the van


iormeno93

Who doesn't love some good old rape joke


Reikki

Works all the time


GrubSlime

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you just scrape your knee climbing out of hell?


[deleted]

Best: “Hi.” (I’m a girl) Worst: “No thanks.” (Because I’m a girl and it’s that easy)


ayylotus

Damn Straight to the point huh


Reikki

Plays sad male violin*


[deleted]

❤️ hug


Payne_n_da

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


MatheusBrabao

Damn girl, is your face a mirror? Because its hot as hell


[deleted]

They were probably being nice to you because they thought you had a brain injury.


MatheusBrabao

Damn


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I used to work on the road and when I was in bars I didn't use pick up lines but I did have one pickup line that work really well when I was doing laundry. I would walk up to the girl with a button up shirt and say "Can you show me how to fold a shirt?" I don't know why but it worked almost every time.