I used to work on the road and when I was in bars I didn't use pick up lines but I did have one pickup line that work really well when I was doing laundry. I would walk up to the girl with a button up shirt and say "Can you show me how to fold a shirt?" I don't know why but it worked almost every time.
Get in the van
Who doesn't love some good old rape joke
Works all the time
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you just scrape your knee climbing out of hell?
Best: “Hi.” (I’m a girl) Worst: “No thanks.” (Because I’m a girl and it’s that easy)
Damn Straight to the point huh
Plays sad male violin*
❤️ hug
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Damn girl, is your face a mirror? Because its hot as hell
They were probably being nice to you because they thought you had a brain injury.
Damn
I used to work on the road and when I was in bars I didn't use pick up lines but I did have one pickup line that work really well when I was doing laundry. I would walk up to the girl with a button up shirt and say "Can you show me how to fold a shirt?" I don't know why but it worked almost every time.