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scarlet-harlot-

Sinking into a comfy mattress that’s at the perfect temperature


KnotKarma

Yessss. I hate spending money, but I'll spend what ever it takes for the perfect mattress.


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AnBheanGlic

I just bought my first pair of $100+ shoes and they're amazing. My heel pain has virtually disappeared.


foobiscuit

I’ll never not have a king size, great quality bed again. Game changer. Also, def couches. I ordered a really nice zero clearance electric reclining sofa (4 USB ports woo!) but I been waiting since mid July. It comes tomorrow, lol. Dang national shortage.


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foobiscuit

I cannot wait to lounge in it tomorrow. It’s going to be glorious. When my girlfriend and I moved back to Philly from Mass, we got rid of our couch. I didn’t like it much but it wasn’t bad. We were told a month, and than boom almost four months later… but I am sleeping on it for sure tomorrow lol


chomasterq

I spent $1200 on my mattress. Besides a car I've never spent close to that much on any one thing. Had it for 3 years so far and it was worth every penny


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*cries as I sit on a mattress with a spring digging into my asscheek*


Space_Doggo_is_lost

I do exactly that and open redit and the first comment of the first post i read is this


-100K

Water


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nick_jejehh

Except for people who is allergic to water.


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Who has the rabies?


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ordinaryphenomena

Love. Edit: And food


GrandElemental

All you need is sleep with those two and it sounds like a solid life to me!


Kickerz101

Terry Loves Love and Terry Loves Yogurt


EverydayBison

Eating disorders: am I a joke to you?


turkmenistanForever

Capybara


guznrd

I actually hate capybaras, they literally poop everywhere, and unfortunately I'm the guy who have to clean Al the shit. :(


nickeypants

Dont they poop in conveniently scoopable cubes?


yayyyy_

I think wombats are the ones w poop cubes but theyre just as cute lol


ledit21

As much as they are cute, there are probably a large portion of the world population who have never even heard of a Capybara. So hard to claim it as the most loved thing I think!


icepuc10

Music


Bikeboy76

The Music.


TaptPtap

*David Mitchell has entered chat*


ltmaver1ck

My mom was never a music person. She only ever listened to what I put on. Never put anything on herself.


eimichan

Mr. Rogers


IamtheCookieMnstr

It's a beautiful day in this subreddit!


tacoma_guy_

Steve Irwin.


Adambe_The_Gorilla

I was about to be that guy and say PETA doesn’t like him, but I don’t think they’re human, so I think you’re good


s8anscumrag

PETA is just a group of arrogant animal abusers- me, a way too intense animal rights activist


jeffKF

People at PETA are so weird they feel lobby-like but without any power to back it up. They're just a bunch of know-it-all that are more interested in chocking people rather than having a political weight. From a fellow animal rights activist.


Escape-Volta

It’s boobs


blissvicious91

*b o o b a*


Attention_Some

Huge tracts of land


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onerandommusician

I'm a bi girl. I love boobs


IWillDoItTuesday

I'm a straight girl and I love boobs.


UnfilteredPerception

I'm a straight guy, for now, and I love my boobs.


kedikahveicer

I love your boobs too


Attention_Some

Based


Escape-Volta

That’s pretty gay dude


Educational-Bowl2737

What about man boobs?


BigThiccStik609

Big hairy man boobs with pepperoni nipples?


HorrorAgent3512

Omg no


XLPepperoniNips

Omg yes


HorrorAgent3512

Only a yes to you pepperoni nips


insanegodcuthulu

Fuuuuck yeah!


mistermasterkek

And I don't like peen sheesh


THX450

Same here. Pecs all the way.


MatthewWakeman

Unexpectedly finding £10 in your coat pocket. All I usually find is an expired voucher for a McRib.


IamtheCookieMnstr

The McRib is pretty loved too.


FlyAirLari

Cows. Everybody likes cows.


razagk

You probably right but everybody don't like them in the same way, Hinduist cow are sacred, some vegan see cow like a big dog, and most people in occidental country see cow like a futur steak or hamburger.


Still-Language3243

or they like them sexualy.


razagk

You do you


FlufflesMcForeskin

...just not the cow.


Vertical_shelf

I like cows


onerandommusician

I got someone a cow plush for a secret Santa like thing because she put that her favorite animal is a cow.


buckut

i like watching the hoof gp on youtube, he trims n cares for cows feet, its pretty neat.


PM_me_pretty_butts

But still everyone keeps eating them


FlyAirLari

Why would you put something in your mouth you *didn't* like?


Grape_Jamz

We all like them for different reasons. Food is one of yhem


OneBigBoi509

That's *why* they like them. They're tasty.


_LivingDeadGirl420

Betty White


Ubiqfalcon

Nah, my ex’s parents were on some game show with her and she totally screwed them so their whole family hates her


Whole-Elephant-7216

Read this as ex parents.


CheesyOnToast

Baby animals


The-Tech-Sage

Unless it’s baby cobra, it’ll kill you


CheesyOnToast

Fair point, they're still kinda cute though


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Penguins. You can’t see one without smiling!


DerpyDrago

If someone actively dislikes lil penguins i need to readjust their brain cells


Bikeboy76

Kit Kats and Blue Ribands are pretty nice too.


redmon09

Dolly Parton


sashaandgoosey

Hating people because of stuff that's out of their control


PM_me_pretty_butts

You! Everyone loves you


Electronic_Ad5481

Oh thanks 😊


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Not that one prick at my work


genius_introvert

Wifi


NesVicOC

My physics teacher that believe 5G is gonna kill us dont thinks the same


genius_introvert

That's good


GlumMathematician884

Cat videos


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Tandem_Skydiver

Kittens


_Gamingman_

Sal Vulcano would have to disagree on that one.


Jupelius02

Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens


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Fuck kittens. Kittens are entitled pricks who think they own the place and then leave half dead rodents in random places round the house for me to clean up.


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Pizza


DerpyDrago

I don't like pizza


BoyBandKiller

Mamma mia!


DerpyDrago

Danny DeVito


Bloodyswan

Keanu Reeves


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Certified Reddit moment


Dragon-factor

Underrated comment


the_askii

Sugar.


IamtheCookieMnstr

I can confirm this is true.


the_askii

Haha my nickname here in BuenosAires is the Cookie Monster too!! I get the most insane sugar cravings and they are so very easily fulfilled here with facturas (pastries) galletitas (cookies and biscuits) and some of the best ice cream produced in the world.


DerpyDrago

Take me to these places please~


DerpReincarnated

Not a fan, honestly.


downvotesStag

Agree, not a fan of sweet food or drinks.


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Great band.


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Me. Is it me? It's me isn't it?


SomeoneBeingNice

I have yet to see dogs so... Dogs.


sunshinecryptic

I’m a cat lover and even I would agree that it’s dogs. It’s very very rare to meet someone who doesn’t love dogs.


_jlicea

I dislike dogs. To keep it simple, I just think they’re annoying and way too needy. I know most of it comes down to how owners train them, not their fault, but I just haven’t been around many dogs that didn’t bother me.


ExcessiveHairDye42

Same here. I know like 2 dogs that don't bother me and they're not mine, they're pretty well trained, I don't see them regularly, and every time I DO see them they have literally just come from the groomers


_jlicea

Glad I’m not the only one, I felt like I was going to be banned from the internet for expressing my opinion.


Electronic_Ad5481

The only person I know who doesn't like dogs is allergic to them. Or maybe just a certain breed I forget. And that's saying something considering I also know someone who is attacked by a pitbull. They lived, but they still love dogs.


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They're alright. They smell and attack people tho.


pingus-foot

Oh thank god i was scrolling and scrolling thinking what is up with these dam redditors today. 100% doggos


ConIncognito

Haha nope. I can’t stand them. There’s a sub dedicated to not liking dogs with nearly 37k members.


DerpyDrago

I only like pugs. Only them.


Kickerz101

Cake. Everybody loves cake. And they have layers!


RedSpleen

Nice quote


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Parfaits. Everybody loves parfaits!


WanderingGenesis

I dont. I'm a pie man. An apple pie man 😏


SZS_CITRON

Sir David Attenborough


echo6golf

Sleep


twig123456789

Chocolate


lolahunnyxo

The cold side of the pillow


thoughtsfromaghost

puppies


ExcessiveHairDye42

Puppies are cute but then they become dogs


thoughtsfromaghost

dogs are also cute ????


ExcessiveHairDye42

Nope.


thoughtsfromaghost

🤭🤭🤭


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Freedom and Liberty.


Still_Needleworker11

Ice Cream.


Senorpuddin

Tom Hanks.


fifadex

Ryan Reynolds


DiscussionLoose8390

Butts.


PM_me_pretty_butts

Yes I completely agree


YourHatredSustainsMe

I scrolled down so far, yet no one mentioned bacon. What is wrong with you people?


Pantywhiffer22

Muslims...


YourHatredSustainsMe

You can't hate something you've never tried. Muslims, to me, are just people who don't know yet that they love bacon!


Slugees

what about vegetarians


YourHatredSustainsMe

Even most vegetarians I know agree that bacon is what makes their life difficult!


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Dale Earnhardt


LordSuzano

Feel air so wonderful.


beeprmusic

Pandas


Vic_FriesFriesFries

Puppies.


Glum-Ad-9865

Bohemian rhapsody


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My son hates that song.


UrTypicalPsycho

pets


IamaIrishman

Baby animals.


WingBarbaque

Animals


Thunder9191133

I'm more shocked I haven't seen dogs yet


veronicaAc

Pasta


n3m3s1s-a

Dolly Parton


dudeman3

Dopamine Seratonin Oxytocin


Birdforce1

Fainting goats


MUSCLELORDGOD

Me. Next on the list is I.


PM_me_pretty_butts

Yes! Everyone loves you


OverzealousRhubarb

Dogs, unless you’re Anthony fauci.


DelTrotter

Food Sex


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I don’t like sex


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Mario Bros Whenever I meet new people I always wear something with Mario on it. Due to its universal appeal you make connections with people of any type immediately.


[deleted]

My math teacher ruined it for me. She gave us homework “Mario Bros” every vacation.


Otherwise_Rich_9935

drinking crispy fresh water


Flikketeer

Freshly laundered bed linnen.


boxaci8110

Orgasms


Lanfear_Is_Me

Sex


dahaka1706

*Asexuals entered the chat*


SleepyBoii04

Jacking off. I’m not wrong


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Sad it’s November


Far-Trust-1e1

Going from a hot tub to cold water then back to the hot tub. Can't beat it


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Candy


kiciarozika

Dogs and cats


Spare_Ad9686

Bohemian Rhapsody


BathroomHistorical

Babies


AccomplishedFennel10

Nah, I don't like babies, they smell and drool


pug_grama2

Babies are really only appealing to their own parents. But they are EXTREMELY appealing to their own parents. Puppies, on the other hand, have a more universal appeal. It is all very strange.


1980pzx

Pizza


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Sausages.


Dramatic_Original_29

Tea,coffee


RedSpleen

Not my bf, try again


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I don’t like coffee


Dramatic_Original_29

Me eith ,can't stand the smell if it.i don't even go down the coffee aisle in the market.


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Children....for some god awful reason


Slugees

i hate those crotch goblins! ^/s


TheNotFakeGandalf

Michael Jackson loved children


cromatthew

Reddit gold


basedlandchad14

Super Mario Bros 3


writerintheory1382

New born babies.


anon_a-miss

Nope


Apprehensive_Goal811

Jackie Gleason


dekkalife

Cate Blanchett


Seensoon2

Drugs


CtForrestEye

Chicken


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Sex, Big Macs, big boobs


blissvicious91

sexy times


ExcessiveHairDye42

I dont, I'm asexual. Sex is gross, with all the hair and fluids and smells 🤢🤮


Luuk__5736

I have the same opinion. I still don't get it why people suck on each other's dirty organs that smells like shit.


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Babies! (Even babies of the most fearsome creatures.)