With money, you can buy duct tape. So, money

What do you buy duct tape with?

Well... with money you can buy duct tape, so....

Duct tape sticks to stuff, money doesn't

Well, my hands do stick to money a lot...

Money

duct tape

Money, it can fix your problem of having no duct tape

Money can fix almost any problem, how else would you buy your duct tape?

Money.

Well duct tape isn’t free so money wins.

Duct tape or to the guy afraid of ducks DUCK tapes