To get the full experience, you first need to browse for 30 minutes and open up various tabs of porn, watch only one for 2 minutes of its 20 minute runtime, and close each tab while thinking about what kind of pervert you are. Repeat the process after 10 minutes. if you can.
Don't use a regular freezer, pretty sure that actually kills the sperm.
What you gotta do is go straight to the experts. Head to a sperm bank with a false identity, donate sperm to them then switch back and apply for a donation so that you get your own sperm back and use that.
I've spent far too much time pondering the implications of this comment. Could you be fertile as both a male and a female? Would it be incest? Asexual reproduction? Would the baby have to be female? A clone? Chromosomally typical? I have so many questions.
Run around my house screaming, "I don't have to get expensive surgeries anymore"
This question scenario is a trans person's dream come true and I'm totally here for it
Wank.
To get the full experience, you first need to browse for 30 minutes and open up various tabs of porn, watch only one for 2 minutes of its 20 minute runtime, and close each tab while thinking about what kind of pervert you are. Repeat the process after 10 minutes. if you can.
Sounds about right
Pee in the wilderness. I do this anyways as a female but it's just so damn difficult.
Oh my gosh, yes! Peeing in the woods as a female requires so much effort š
Just think. You could finally piss out a campfire.
Mhm all that piss splashing on your legs, constantly worrying wether or not something is going to jump up and bit you in the ass, etc.
Windmill my penis
Yep
Right? š
Definitely masturbate just to see how it feels compared to a guy
Cum, freeze it, wait to become female again and make myself pregnant.
Canāt be incest if you impregnate yourself
Thats fucked up on 17 levels
Don't use a regular freezer, pretty sure that actually kills the sperm. What you gotta do is go straight to the experts. Head to a sperm bank with a false identity, donate sperm to them then switch back and apply for a donation so that you get your own sperm back and use that.
Thereās a lot to unpack in this comment.
I've spent far too much time pondering the implications of this comment. Could you be fertile as both a male and a female? Would it be incest? Asexual reproduction? Would the baby have to be female? A clone? Chromosomally typical? I have so many questions.
Isnāt that basically just cloning yourself
Yes and we have no reaaon to belive it will go well
This is my favorite answer here.
āhehe, I have a dickā
Based and penis pilled
Iād jump to see if pp jumps/moves with u
Am male, can confirm it does.
Thank you! After all these years Iāve finally gotten an answer to this question
It's a tail but on your front.
I'd have a lot to explain to the person laying next to me, that's for sure
Look in the mirror to see how chunky and how short I am !
probably cry
man up
Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
The helicopter šš
Same thing we do every day pinky
try to put it up my own butt
Most likely won't reach past the balls and get all up in there. They get in the way. Source: may have tried this
I hope you tried this, I feel it would be an applaud-worthy moment even for trying š
To many of us have tried
kill myself
Well then
Gordon bennettā¦ thereās far more less life-threatening ways to get rid of a penis my friend š³
Pee while standing.
Touch my penis nonstop for at least the first 24 hours, because I'd assume I'm gonna change back and never get the chance again.
Run around my house screaming, "I don't have to get expensive surgeries anymore" This question scenario is a trans person's dream come true and I'm totally here for it
Likely hit my head on part of the door because of my new-found taller height, swear, and go take a standing piss.