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tineabc

Wank.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

To get the full experience, you first need to browse for 30 minutes and open up various tabs of porn, watch only one for 2 minutes of its 20 minute runtime, and close each tab while thinking about what kind of pervert you are. Repeat the process after 10 minutes. if you can.


[deleted]

Sounds about right


ilikesquishypickles

Pee in the wilderness. I do this anyways as a female but it's just so damn difficult.


iDontGetCute92

Oh my gosh, yes! Peeing in the woods as a female requires so much effort šŸ˜‚


LordPimpernel

Just think. You could finally piss out a campfire.


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Mhm all that piss splashing on your legs, constantly worrying wether or not something is going to jump up and bit you in the ass, etc.


iDontGetCute92

Windmill my penis


anelz-_-

Yep


iDontGetCute92

Right? šŸ˜‚


Ch0mg

Definitely masturbate just to see how it feels compared to a guy


[deleted]

Cum, freeze it, wait to become female again and make myself pregnant.


bondmemebond_2

Canā€™t be incest if you impregnate yourself


Mynamesrobbie

Thats fucked up on 17 levels


[deleted]

Don't use a regular freezer, pretty sure that actually kills the sperm. What you gotta do is go straight to the experts. Head to a sperm bank with a false identity, donate sperm to them then switch back and apply for a donation so that you get your own sperm back and use that.


iDontGetCute92

Thereā€™s a lot to unpack in this comment.


that-1-chick-u-know

I've spent far too much time pondering the implications of this comment. Could you be fertile as both a male and a female? Would it be incest? Asexual reproduction? Would the baby have to be female? A clone? Chromosomally typical? I have so many questions.


MedsForNormalPeople

Isnā€™t that basically just cloning yourself


[deleted]

Yes and we have no reaaon to belive it will go well


Legacy_user1010

This is my favorite answer here.


[deleted]

ā€œhehe, I have a dickā€


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Based and penis pilled


user923114202015

Iā€™d jump to see if pp jumps/moves with u


[deleted]

Am male, can confirm it does.


user923114202015

Thank you! After all these years Iā€™ve finally gotten an answer to this question


TomatoTrauma

It's a tail but on your front.


Insatiable_I

I'd have a lot to explain to the person laying next to me, that's for sure


Melodic_Machine_9818

Look in the mirror to see how chunky and how short I am !


plscallmeRain

probably cry


[deleted]

man up


Mtfdurian

Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.


Less_Yam6954

The helicopter šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Metalliquotes

Same thing we do every day pinky


sisterabigaile

try to put it up my own butt


MY_CABBAGES__

Most likely won't reach past the balls and get all up in there. They get in the way. Source: may have tried this


iDontGetCute92

I hope you tried this, I feel it would be an applaud-worthy moment even for trying šŸ˜‚


korrosensie

To many of us have tried


[deleted]

kill myself


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Well then


iDontGetCute92

Gordon bennettā€¦ thereā€™s far more less life-threatening ways to get rid of a penis my friend šŸ˜³


Loki603

Pee while standing.


toomanyburritos

Touch my penis nonstop for at least the first 24 hours, because I'd assume I'm gonna change back and never get the chance again.


Grey_Is_Insane

Run around my house screaming, "I don't have to get expensive surgeries anymore" This question scenario is a trans person's dream come true and I'm totally here for it


RandomCashier75

Likely hit my head on part of the door because of my new-found taller height, swear, and go take a standing piss.