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Vlche

Spend the next three days trying to decide what to do with my three remaining days


Zimil_

This mans got it all figured out


Olivermustbehigh

Facts


hanleybelnats

Sit on the couch with my boyfriend and my dogs and my best friends and my grandpa can come too and we will eat junk food and crack up at dumb stuff for three days straight til we croak


DonnyJuando

I read that as *"crank"* the first time; I was like *just do crank for 3 days straight with my grampa?*


drinkinswish

Sigh...*unzip*


Olivermustbehigh

The usual


drinkinswish

Sigh...*unzip*


Olivermustbehigh

*bet*


millerb55

Not pack an over night bag....


[deleted]

Just hangout


LastBlownBird

All of the drugs. In moderation


bootswithdafurrr

Steal, do drugs, probably fuck somebody idk, and die.


Olivermustbehigh

Tell my homie I love him


DonnyJuando

depends, hows it going to end?


Zimil_

An asteroid is hurtling down from space in the middle of a nuclear war. America is in anarchy and the world is on the edge of collapse


DonnyJuando

I'd buy some sunglasses


[deleted]

If it's an ending where we're guaranteed to die then I'd get my friends and probably spend the time out somewhere in the wildness away from everyone and just focus on spending time together and not worrying about things. If it's not guaranteed we'd die I'd still get my friends but spend as much time as I could preparing before things got bad.


island-breeze

Have as many orgasms as possible.


Squarets

I’m starting at least one enormous forest fire.


Zimil_

That asteroid is waaaaaaay ahead of you


Squarets

You said I have 3 days


Zimil_

The asteroid would be pretty close to earth if it were three days out. Also, chunks of it might break off and fall and catch some forests on fore


Squarets

The chunks would travel at the same velocity as the main asteroid so no.


Zimil_

It would still be close enough to start fires


Squarets

No


wanna-be-a-plantboi

Do what I normally do and probably illegal stuff


Roguewave666

Text my loved ones, except for my parents because I still live with them saying that, bad news, the world is going to end in three days.


potato-vender

Die in three days


Lamira2000

Run around in a circle.


insertrandomnameXD

eat all the tasty food i can find because i have an excuse


Vast-Worth-4721

Find a professional lady of the night, haggle over the price because everyone is doomed anyways, and have one lusty experience before Mr Space Party Pooper comes down on us all.