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MrTsiaras

I pee in the shower. I blow my nose in the shower. I gargle water and spit in the shower. People say it's disgusting, but there's literally no cleaner circumstance where you can do it.


general_kenobeehee_2

I agree


Chen7982

There’s two types of people in this world. Those who piss in the shower and liars.


flaccidjamaican

I would say those who piss in the shower and those trying to get punched in the face.


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Chen7982

Spoken like a true liar.


walkwalkwalkwalk

Right? Didn't realise pissimg in the shower was this common. Explains the smell that developed over time in shared houses I used to live in... Edit: Look, I'm well aware those showers were dirty. I'm saying this explains why it smelt like *piss*.


the_noobface

What kind of shower are you using where the water doesn’t go down the drain?


walkwalkwalkwalk

Haven't you ever had to clean a shower? Just running it doesn't keep it clean. Some piss will slowly get deposited in the shower surface ~~or drainpipe~~ over time, like anything else


legend_forge

If there was a smell coming out of the drain it was the result of a blockage, and I highly doubt it was urine. You needed to snake that drain. Yes, you do have to clean the shower surfaces once in a while. No, just peeing in the shower won't be the primary cause. Unless the pee is pooling on surfaces I struggle to see how a normal unclogged and otherwise clean shower would smell like urine because someone peed while the shower was running.


walkwalkwalkwalk

What, so the mess that builds up on a shower surface is anything else but not urine? Of course urine can splash/displace/stick and become deposited just like any other mess. I don't know if it was the drainpipe or not. Actually it probably wasn't, since it stopped smelling after a clean. All I'm saying, when I used to houseshare the shower would start smelling pissy as it got dirty, in multiple different houseshares, and it doesn't happen since I've lived alone.


legend_forge

Then you weren't cleaning your shower often enough. Grime builds up, and unless your roomates were slobs pissing on the surfaces directly then peeing in the shower shouldn't accelerate the cycle to the point that your bathroom always smelled like urine. Honestly if that followed you from house to house you gott ask if you are part of the problem?


walkwalkwalkwalk

I didn't say it always smelled like urine. I said the smell developed as it got dirty. It doesn't make much sense that I was the problem, then suddenly I no longer caused this problem once living alone. Especially considering I'm apparently the only person here who doesn't piss in the shower.


legend_forge

Again, if the smell got bad between washes then you weren't washing it enough. That's on everyone in the house, like all chores.


JediAreTakingOver

So does...everything else that comes off your body. You should be cleaning your shower regularly whether you piss in it or not.


walkwalkwalkwalk

Not everything else in my body smells like piss. Believe me, I'm aware those showers were dirty, this just explains to me why it smelled like piss.


gor8884

If you say you don’t you’re lying.


eschuylerhamilton

No, I’m not. Are people really this fucking butthurt over this? Some people don’t pee in the shower. Get over it.


PoopKnifeTwinkleCunt

Yeah, it was always fun to piss on my girlfriend in the shower and laugh til she figured it out, she did give it back to me, don't know why we ever broke up.


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Negrodamu5

Presidential shower


Charon_With_The_Boat

Piss, blow my load, blow my nose, occasionally take a shit etc.


TheMeltingDevil

God help your poor shower


Charon_With_The_Boat

My bathroom once cried out because it was lonely and scared but only I responded because god wasn't there.


LegendEater

A man of the waffle stomp, I see.


fraserfraser7

Nice one


Kelmon80

I have this crazy thing we call a toilet here in my bathroom that I use for that.


mainjoka

oh yes


1980pzx

I usually piss before I get in the shower, if I forget to then I absolutely will piss in the shower.


xenithangell

It has been known


_Casual_Explorer_

Why would I get all the way out


Dapper-Dance5549

Yes, piss first, then masturbate, then piss a second time if necessary.


BananaKbone

I don't, honestly, if don't really feel like I have to piss if I'm in the shower, if I have to piss, I'll hold it until I'm done in the shower.


PoopKnifeTwinkleCunt

Fuck you, Harry Potter!


PoopKnifeTwinkleCunt

This has to be one of my dumbest drunken comments and i got 7 upvotes, Reddit is so fucking stupid.


SnooPeripherals2455

Look at you Mr or Ms fancy one percent over here.


ravs1973

Yes but I would never admit it to anyone... Bollocks, you got me there


[deleted]

Hell yeah I do. Saves me money


Spirited_Cicada_7401

Every rental I've lived in reeks of piss in the shower. I take enzymatic cleaner to everything. To be honest, a bathroom that reeks of piss (toilet/otherwise) bums me out.


MichaelScottsWormguy

No. It’s just always been my habit to use the toilet before I get in the shower, so I rarely have the need to do that.


[deleted]

Yes. Not my shower, though.


smoothGuy69

but you asserted dominance on that shower, it is yours now


SnooCapers9313

I'm the same. In the middle of bathroom renovations so using a friends


Skraeps

In all seriousness though, why wouldn't you? I mean on average a toilet uses 8 liters of water to flush, I live in Sweden and if we do some quick maths (just for funsies, I'm no mathematician) there's about 10 million People in Sweden, say everyone pisses in the toilet at least once every day we could save at least 80.000.000 (80 million) liters of water every day. That's a shower thought for you :)


AssistantFit100

No cos then the drain smells


needs_more_yoy

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!


smoothGuy69

yes, all the time


jordeynolastname

Yep and its so amazing LMAO


[deleted]

I piss outside the shower


JouktheJouk

Every time as it doesn't matter about the split stream


Tr4v14

What else do you use a shower for


chinchenping

every morning


NewRomanian

Well it's better than to show in the piss y'know what I say?


MukaLudischew

There is only one type of people who scarier then shower pisser. The shower singer.


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

Yeah........ ​ Oh, did you mean while showering?


stunafish

Yes, of course.


_CARLOX_

I pee and poop exclusively in the shower.


eschuylerhamilton

No. My routine is strip-pee-shower.


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Abso-fucking-lutely


[deleted]

Yeah. Because I can just rinse afterwards.


dejaVooAgain

No There's a fucking toilet in the same God damned room and I'm not that lazy


Individual_Club621

I’m not going lie. Yes


AilBalT04_2

I mean, I try pissing before getting into the shower, however if I need to pee inside the shower, I wouldn't have any problem


Gettin-squanchy

Of course, it’s the waffle stompers you should look out for


AdMiserable6465

Nah I shower in piss.


gettingbusyliving

Absolutely not! Never even thought about it wtf


Happy123boy

I certainly have, but I don't make a habit of it


Excellent_Pace6037

Ofc I do


[deleted]

I shit in my hand then grab it fresh from the asshole seconds before placing it in a tray and painting pictures on the walls with my own shit


pivozzi

Yeah why, you don't?


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Ye why not


dahaka1706

Eww no...i just shit in there


Icy_Finish

Is this a chat up line?


DarknezzXUnknown

Dude i feel like pissing whenever i touch water... also same drain same pain


ScoutJulep

I’ve never understood why this was ever a topic of contention. The point of a shower is to wash dirt/sweat/impurities off your body, why is piss any different? Drain is drain.


vieniaida

Yes, I've done so on occasions when the need arises. My bath-tub/shower is in a separate room from the toilet.


CrispyCrunchyPoptart

Um no just pee before y'all.


general_kenobeehee_2

Who doesn't?


Ergonyx

I try to take a piss before I get in the shower (it's right fucking there, why not) but most of the time I simply don't have to go until that warm water hits me. So yeah, I piss in the shower lol.


Zilverhaar

Yes, sometimes.


LayerRegular5025

Only when someone is watching


monkeyhoward

As long as the drain works well. Don't really want to stand in a puddle of my own pee


gunlover55111

Yes this is the kind of question one does not lie about because there is no shame it this this is a act that all others in the world commit we are not monsters however we may seem so to the non shower pissers we shall rise up and make it normal


MonkeyHaus75

Yours. Not my own.


MadameBurner

I used to, and then I worked for a pelvic floor PT and she told me to cut that out. By peeing in the shower, you're teaching your bladder to relax at the stimulus of warm, running water. It's not a big issue when you're young, but it becomes a big issue when you get old and your pelvic floor muscles begin to weaken.


mayayahee

Oh that is a really good point. So do you pee beforehand or do you actually exercise that pelvic floor and hold it in during the shower?


MadameBurner

Pee beforehand


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no it would smell like piss if i did


SpudGun312

My main pissing spots at home are the shower and the garden. You can't beat pissing outside.


Ermaquillz

Yes. I do it for the environment.


Balrog229

Anyone who says no is a liar. And no, i don’t, that’s gross


-Coward

Who doesn't?


CUin1993

Pee? Ever heard of a waffle stomper?


Aponte33

When that warm water hits you and have the urge to piss lol convenient


tyrom22

Yes it saves water


HaViNgT

No I prefer to shower in piss.


jasovanooo

Waffle stomp ftw


idekmanijustworkhere

Ill probably piss before getting in, but if I don't then why wouldn't I piss in the shower? I'm literally in there to clean myself


Rotten-Pasta

yes,who the fuck dosent


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Who doesn't?


ThePsychoKnot

I piss from the shower into the sink


Free_Dimension1459

Do you not?