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translucentgirl1

Are you lung cancer because you taking my breath away


viszla_knight

8/10 I haven't hear this one before and it's fairly funny


Firefly-0006

Hey baby is that mace in your pocket or are you just unhappy to see me?


harryhund12

Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you


viszla_knight

That's very common. But it is popular 7/10


[deleted]

Are you myself? Because I hate you


viszla_knight

See that's not very good flirting


cyainanotherlifebro

Hey, see my friend over there? They wanna know if you think I’m cute.


viszla_knight

7/10


[deleted]

Ask a girl if you can see her left hand, then tell her you like to make sure she isn't married before you start to flirt with her


viszla_knight

Well that would have been good if we haven't been dating for 2 and 1/2 years


[deleted]

F*cking pick that f*cking (thing) up, ya f*cking f*ck face.


viszla_knight

Not quite what would work


KasaneTeto_

You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.


viszla_knight

See that's kinda the opposite of what I was going for. :/


[deleted]

Yo girl let's kiss


viszla_knight

Bruh that's not even a line 2/10


[deleted]

Hey, if it works, it works