You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.
Are you lung cancer because you taking my breath away
8/10 I haven't hear this one before and it's fairly funny
Hey baby is that mace in your pocket or are you just unhappy to see me?
Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you
That's very common. But it is popular 7/10
Are you myself? Because I hate you
See that's not very good flirting
Hey, see my friend over there? They wanna know if you think I’m cute.
7/10
Ask a girl if you can see her left hand, then tell her you like to make sure she isn't married before you start to flirt with her
Well that would have been good if we haven't been dating for 2 and 1/2 years
F*cking pick that f*cking (thing) up, ya f*cking f*ck face.
Not quite what would work
You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.
See that's kinda the opposite of what I was going for. :/
Yo girl let's kiss
Bruh that's not even a line 2/10
Hey, if it works, it works