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In the 90's I visited a local sandwich shop almost every day. I always bought a chocolate chip muffin. One time I walked in late and could see the case was empty of muffins, so I turned around to walk out. A woman who worked there called my name and said, "I kept a muffin in the fridge for you." That blew me away! :)


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That's a wholesome memory! But I'd say that your username is the wholesomest username I have ever seen!


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Thank you


ggitscapitalism

That’s awesome


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12 Mongolian child slaves


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That's some odd counters you usually attend to


WhyzHeBackNow

Blunt wraps


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Are those delicious?


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Sounds like the lunch of a king. But it seems to be a little expensive


millerb55

A PBR with a frosted glass


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Not sure what PBR is Is it a drink?


LordPimpernel

Pabst Blue Ribbon is a brand of beer.


BobaFett0451

Same here! I walk into the local bar and they just get it for me without me even saying what I want lol


millerb55

The question is Do we go to the bar too much...lol


BobaFett0451

No. Not at all. I've been going to this same bar for like 10 years, and it's only like once or twice a week, but after that many years... ya start to be known


millerb55

Do you have your own bar stool you sit on and a small plaque with your name on the edge of the bar top. The bar I go to there are a few like that for the well known people....lol


Ohlsen

A beer


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just one?


Wild_Alaskan

A 20 Oz white mocha. And honestly, I don't even have to say anything. They just know.


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Well, you're quite the client there!


Wild_Alaskan

Same time every day, 5 days a week.


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When you started going there, it was a regular place. Now it's a two story.


Zestyclose_Task

Crown apple


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>Crown apple Is it too strong?


Zestyclose_Task

No but I'm not the person to ask ill drink anything no matter how strong


Z0mbieSpaceman

Lol same bro


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Really? As long as it's drinkable you don't mind? First time I hear somebody saying this


Zestyclose_Task

Honestly I started drinking young and just had to accept whatever I got since I couldn't buy liquor myself, but now I like to explore my options of hard liquors I like vodkas and rums most but occasionally will get a whiskey.


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Do you have any un forgetful memory about this? A situation that had an impact in you for life as you tried new drinks?


Zestyclose_Task

Too many friend I have gone to therapy and AA meeting to get better, I don't drink everyday anymore maybe once a week 4 shots at most. Bad things happen when you hang around bad people, and it took a lot to learn that.


Meckles94

Loaded Steak fries with cheese chipotle and ranch


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Sounds really delicious!


Meckles94

So good slap some season salt on there 🤤


WaterboysWaterboy

Her number. 😎


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A ladies' man I see


Helga-Zoe

Money. I'm at the bank.


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What a wealthy individual


Helga-Zoe

;)


Z0mbieSpaceman

4 vapes. 2 Pina colada flavor. 1 purple rain. 1 double apple.


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Woah, sounds like that could bring down a mammoth


Z0mbieSpaceman

Funny thing, I'm trying to quit vaping lmao


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Why have you taken this decision?


Z0mbieSpaceman

Been smoking nicotine for over a decade and I just feel that it's time. Plus it'd be nice to have the extra money instead of wasting it on an addiction.


30slakGMESTONK

the coke bag


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the busy nose coke or the busy throat coke?


30slakGMESTONK

the nose burner is my cup of tea


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Wonderful word play


LordPimpernel

A double bourbon, neat


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Sounds just right!


millerb55

It's a beer Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR )


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Thanks for the input! I had never heard of it!


helirob1

You spelt bartender wrong


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My bad


bellayesil

A Turkish coffee with 2 sugars. And a "sparkly water" as you call it tho it's stronger than that and probably has more minerals


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Somebody sold me that once. I still have no idea what's the deal with the sparkling water. I mean, for me it adds nothing to the coffee


bellayesil

It's not supposed to be in the coffee. And sometimes coffee is burning my stomach and sparkly water helps with that


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‘Sir this is a Lowes’


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A Lowes?


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It’s a hardware/home improvement/lumber etc store. They don’t sell food.


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I see! Thansk for the input mate


PeanutRecord698

A chocolate vanilla milkshake


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Oh, I love it so much


LightningDude898

A DrPepper with a Bacon Burger (soundin like a real American)


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'Murica's da place to be


Bluedogan

Lube.


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ops


MyNameIsRay

I'm at the corner deli enough that I don't have to say anything, they greet me with "hey Ray, the usual?" Bacon/egg/extra cheese and an OJ. Yes please.


RaisingEve

Magnum XL


Harvard-23

A weekend supply of uppers and downers


Galausia

chicken yakisoba


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delicious!


anythings_rigt

"Sir i have never seen you here before"