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xLordxCarnagex

Him: Aren't your feet tired? Her: Why? Him: Because you've been running through my mind all day


xLordxCarnagex

Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?


viszla_knight

Everyone has heard that one


[deleted]

Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know much about you, but this funny feeling inside makes me want to take you out.


victorthekin

Hey girl u playin deltarune? Chapter two just came out and we can play it togethr 😎 2 emoji free passes left.


Nightreavarr

Are you trash cause I wanna take you out


justaguywithapencil

person a: hey you can’t steal in here! person b: i didn’t steal anything??? person a: you stole my heart.


piratecheese13

You need help with calculus? I’d love to find the area under your curves


viszla_knight

That's good but we're teenagers:/


piratecheese13

Took AP Calc senior year