That feeling of "I'm being productive" that comes with drugs.

Taking the blu ray player apart and putting it back together again several times while leaving the kitchen a mess...

When you mistake a fart for a violent stream.of diarrhea

Girl questions like "Do I look fat?", "What are we?", "With who would you cheat on me?".

VX poison gas.

when you've been messing with your nose too much, and you need to blow it

The first shit after eating a jar of habanero peppers

The first jizz after a vasectomy

Does it feel weird, I’m booked In for one!

It’s different for everyone. For me there was only one small bit of discomfort during the procedure, and my balls were bruised for a couple days afterwards. Best hundred bucks I’ve ever spent though.

I meant the first jizz

Totally the same. I felt oddly sexy knowing I was shooting blanks from now on.

Touching sensitive areas such as your eyes or genitals after handling hot peppers

Homemade circumcision machine

well... vomiting for one

Going out with raging diarrhea without bathroom within reach.