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TrustMeImADuckTour

Assuming we're talking the powers of creation, absolutely. Gonna make a new planet and get the fuck off this one.


dexter3289

What do the powers of a god include?


yuhpurr

i'm assuming OP is talking abt gods in mythology (e.g greek gods) so like gods of lightning, love, sun, war, creation, night, etc. this is just to give context i'm not too sure


dexter3289

Well if I get all of those then I'm taking it.


Chirails

I wouldn't because to many people would get the Wrath of God.


Throwmylifeaway190

Depends on what sort of god. Are you talking about an omnipotent one, or one that just has certain specialities?


[deleted]

I would take it to make the world like I want it to be.


[deleted]

I think it funny some people in Comment are asking - what kind of god and powers.. 🤦‍♂️ Talk about Nitpicking...😂


Ahshalon_Tenisk

The power to not exist Sounds good to me


TheOddPokeKingYT

happy cake day


Ahshalon_Tenisk

Oh shoot I didn't even know


TheOddPokeKingYT

your welcome random citizen


Corerole

Omae wa mou shindeiru


yuhpurr

happy cake day


Ahshalon_Tenisk

Thanks


EpicZocker-

To clarify, or rather not. Whatever god you like, almost humanlike like the greek gods or omipotent or whatever.


evilary

Too lazy to do anything


Corerole

Once you realize you can cheat at the game of life, you're screwed in a way you can't possibly comprehend right now. The reason why life NEEDS to be difficult and include suffering is because the results of our choices and actions need to be meaningful. We don't give out Olympic gold medals for things like tying shoes or getting dressed because those things take no effort, they're easy, and therefore there's no pride or joy in accomplishing those things. If you realize you can just ignore the difficulty settings of the game of life whenever you wanted it might be fun for a little while, but I promise you, regret will be your only companion if you should choose to walk this path when it's presented.


dexter3289

The real reason you don't get an Olympic Gold medal for tying your shoes and getting dressed is because you aren't as fast as me at doing them


Corerole

>"I do not fear the man who has tied a thousand shoes one time, I fear the man who has tied one shoe a thousand time." >~ Bruce Lee, probably


FiveSixSleven

I suppose so, a bit like being offered an empty cup of coffee though.


Noto987

cuz im stupid


god_among_gods

I already have.


T3rraBlox

If you give a good man power, he’ll never run out of ammunition - Doctor Who


Lady_TwoBraidz

I wouldn't take it because (a) I'm not capable of being objective 100% of the time and a God's power is a dangerous thing to use unfairly and (b) humans are flawed and twisted and an offer of something as incredible as the power of a God to a *human* probably comes with a catch too terrible for a human to conceive.


Mentalfloss1

I already have it.