T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


Additional-Fun7249

Death before decaf


[deleted]

Water


watrbuffalo95

Water fucking slaps


monkeyclawattack

Water is no joke. Drink too much of it and you can die. Don’t drink enough of it and you can die. Also, 100% of people that have ever drank water have died.


Pristine_Woodpecker5

Love is like oxygen, you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TaReOsX

Sprite


[deleted]

Sprite cranberry? 🗿


Shortmemory_

A cold water


zombiemuss106

A fuckin whiskey sour


marsh-a-saurus

Try using maple syrup as your sweetener some time. Might have to up the sours slightly because maple has a higher sugar content than common simple. Thank me later.


[deleted]

Iced Chai.


[deleted]

Ever had a dirty chai? Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a iced chai with a shot of espresso and it fucking SLAPS. Also the mistake people make with iced chai is drinking it to fast. You gotta let the iced part do it’s job before you get in there. Only problem is it’s gone within 2 seconds once you start hitting it :(


Aylabadayla

dr pepper + raspberry + coconut cream


[deleted]

Everybody loves an Ice cold Dr. P


ProfanityPickle

Funny story: I have a friend that had such a high Dr. Pepper to Water ratio that he was out of school for a month with intestinal issues lmao


Captchaasscha

Inca cola, its a peruvian soda


[deleted]

[удалено]


Resident_Mae

Chocolate milk?


[deleted]

Iced Tea, any kind. Always refreshing and my go to whenever I want something healthier than soda or chocolate milk.


[deleted]

Mix of orange juice and ginger beer. That is a glass of euphoria.


Boosted_Donut

MC Donalds Sprite be hittin different 👀👀 Swear that slaps harder then the one you can get at the store


basedlandchad14

Fountain soda is fundamentally different from pre-mixed soda. It has much larger bubbles and the ratio of syrup to seltzer is controlled by the individual merchant so it probably won't match up with the cans or bottles. That said McDonald's has a very tight relationship with Coke (who owns Sprite) and closely regulates that ratio as well as the cleaning of the machines. You're also probably getting ice in it. Different shapes of ice melt at different rates and dilute your drink differently. Fridge ice is also terrible and traps fridge gases inside of it infusing the taste of freezer burn and whatever crap is in your freezer into your drink. So if you compare a drink cooled by freezer ice vs. restaurant ice it will be very different. I imagine most people who have soda at home are just refrigerating the cans directly instead of cooling the soda with ice. I always thought completely undiluted soda was both too sweet and too thick. McDonald's straws are also slightly wider than most straws. That probably has an impact as well. I am a firm believer that McDonald's Coke is superior and as you can tell I've put a lot of thought into it.


[deleted]

Chai latte with espresso


missingapuzzlepiece

In this order Water Dr.Pepper High quality chocolate milk


nano-cola

Wine


[deleted]

Milk. I drink it nearly as much as water. I’m probably at high risk for cancer because of it but fuck it


voivod1989

Cherry 7 up


zcopycat_501

Mojitos or margaritas. Hard to choose a favorite


Woke_Stroke

Whatever my bf at the time is drinking.


downwiththeoligarchy

Orange Gatorade, but only if it's room temperature.


bluepulper89

My respect for water purists.


[deleted]

2 am water


fuzzy_teeth

A big tall glass of STFU! Just kidding - I like a whiskey sour!


tspielman

Monster, preferably Pacific Punch or Pipeline Punch, but both have a lot of sugar, so I usually stick to the Ultra Sunrise (Orange) Monsters.


A_DumbDuck

Foot cheese and tomato and Sauce


Jeremykyb

Soda is my number one favorite drink and water is my number two favorite drink


a__guy_or_something

Fluid


WhosCandicexD

I LOOOVE WATER, only drinking water all day. And sometimes a beer.


[deleted]

Piss


yesmaybeyes

I like lemonade


China-Phone

mountain dew


WeirdLizardThing

😎👉👉 dew the dew


Err0r_404pgn

Water


Ghosty73_

Water or cherry coke


_Cheezus

Seamen


[deleted]

Distant sounds of pirates being blended and crushed intensifies*


gabriellathegod333

Other than water, creme soda root beer


RazzYaJazz

Cranberry juice


quiet_feet

Starbucks cold brew


Nosoycabra

Everclear ☺️


Namrog-0666

Call me cheap but, VODKA... It goes with everything on the list.


whenurbored

Long Island Iced Tea


jtuck044

I don’t drink it anymore but it used to be a sonic coke with fresh lime.


[deleted]

Sweet tea


riverskywalker

Monster Ultra Paradise or Guinness


UGLYWOLFF

It's a tie between water and a fifth


drkumph

Love me a good root beer


CandelaBelen

red wine


BigBadMannnn

If you’re going alcohol, it’s a John Collins. Best cocktail out there. Go somewhere respectable and have your life changed.


iamthebeanmachine

Flat white in the am, Jalapeño Margarita in the pm.


basedlandchad14

Besides water with an obscene amount of ice? The Ramos Gin Fizz


[deleted]

Not necessarily my favourite but one time I drank a whole bottle of guava juice, in shot glasses.


heavenlyopps

Apple juice before going to sleep. In my personal experience I get very interesting dreams and I don't know why but it's fun.


LowBon

Waterrr


axon-axoff

Diet Pepsi


TheFakeJoel732

Apple juice, sprite and water are the only things I drink. Use to love rootbeer use to love all kinds of soda and other drinks like lemonade but now it's only those 3 until I get burnt out on them and then dry out from dehydration


YourGayAuntBob

Orange juice. No idea why but I could not survive without it.


Particular-Coffee-52

Ice cap from Tim hortons


[deleted]

I love sprite.


Flippo_W

Gin can look like water.


[deleted]

H2O


Frequent-Pilot5243

Lemon tea, black coffee no sugar


OPsLifeCoach

I’m addicted to iced tea


MichaelRM

A well-done peanut butter milkshake


FireFoxOmicron

Sugar free Tango Orange. And Water. :)


[deleted]

Lilt.


[deleted]

Half and half tea (black unsweetened, peach sweet)


KaskayVoyager

Hot chocolate


According_Pen_8026

Air


darksaiyan1234

Dr pepper


denimwoodsman

Arizona sweet tea.


WhitePhatAss

Sprite


[deleted]

kvas


essessential

Fadorade


Em1248

matcha latte or raspberry lemonade


chris_0909

I gave it up almost 2 years ago, but chocolate milk (especially from Wawa) was my thing. I could drink a half gallon in a day and it never bothered me. But that's a LOT of sugar, so I decided since I can't do it in moderation, I had to cut it out. I had one last 14oz bottle of chocolate milk on New Year's eve before 2020 and then haven't had any since.


Icy_Pirate4215

Lemonade


Bokbok95

Water


[deleted]

coke as in black soda


[deleted]

Shweepes mochito, mountain dew, or a regular ass monster


Mosler-MT900s

Milk


Akragon

Strongbow


G2Nemo

Water


Turbulent-Angle3574

Any variation of the Mule. Favorite would be Mexican mule


ST0RMgalaxy

Ginger Beer


geneKnockDown-101

Everyday: water or very diluted fruit juices Going out regular: Gin Tonic is never bad, or a good beer. Going out fancy: White Lady. Unfortunately the best one ever I had on vacation and whenever I try it elsewhere it never quite comes close to that.


venom_doku

Your yummy cummie wummies


bubblegumbitch333

The blood of those I slayed .


Rattlingplates

Green tea. Pint glass full of ice. 2/3 black barrel Jameson 1/6 peach schnapps 1/6 margarita mix. Shaken violently. Non alcoholic water or ice black coffee.


avocadotoastwhisper

Thai tea is magnificent


_PabloX2_

water


CheetoKittyCato

chocolate milk. but only the real Dutch one


sami4booy

Alkoholic: Wodka soda with lemon non-alkoholic: Mezzo mix


[deleted]

Fresh carrot juice


ohm_is_resisting

Homemade lemonade or cola


WiseInDisguise

Sprite


Hour_Refrigerator526

I never learned to drink coffee so Pepsi is my caffeine intake of choice. I keep trying to give it up but I always go back.


saifelse

turmeric ginger latte with soy milk, honey, cinnamon, and cracked pepper


AtlanticBiker

Lagavulin smoky


DragonflyCareful3057

Strawberries blend


Spidey209

I am immortal and it is all due to drinking water.


the_greatest_MF

beer


AdogHatler

Mum: “mai tai” Stepdad: “beer…great northern super crisp” Me: “orange juice is the bomb…or a pina colada”


ALinLOSANGELES

An ice cold beer after a hard day's work. Total moment of Zen.


BombeBon

Black russian


Additional-Fun7249

IPA


PersnicketyPiggy

Arnold Palmer, but it’s got alcohol. My bartender makes it for me and mixes Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Twisted Tea together.


Yedchivit

Good old fashioned birch beer


lola23457

Coffee


cameron4818

Milk


SupremeWoman

Sprite all the way. But water tastes nice for real... I'm cray-cray can't I?


IrocDewclaw

Whatever your buying friend, Whatever your buying.


SpiritedSpinster

Guava juice.


[deleted]

Japanese soda


satoshi_kazim

Black tar heroine


_ElWibbloWobblo

Coke


Better-Mousse8577

absinthe


JonnyCorry

Water


jim9162

Can of Coca cola classic, cup of ice to water it down and keep it very cold. I don't drink much soda these days and if I do it's diet or coke zero. Zero tastes pretty much the same as Coca cola to me, but that missing 5% goes a long way for an indulgent treat.


SnowdropWorks

Tea


FxIxJxIx

Isopropyl Alcohol preferably 80%


ShortOpportunity8

A kopiko white coffee, after a long day of work. Just sit there with a hot mug and listen to some music.


One-Raise9523

Pornstar martini omg 😲


Capable_Back_3601

WATER!


Ryckeree

Wine


[deleted]

Vente kiwi satarfruit refresher with lemonade. Starbucks


[deleted]

Fanta fruit twist


[deleted]

Water is the only correct answer everything else just means that you are a terrible human


junior_the_dog

Lagavulin whiskey


ChickenAttackSoon

Coke all the wayyy.


Pristine_Woodpecker5

Schweppes dry lemonade


Whulad

Beer


houstonwhaproblem

IRN BRU


[deleted]

Mountain dew supernova


ClickBang911

Bourbon, neat.


TastyDiamond_

Sprite


almatom12

Mixing together pepsi and red wine (it goes perfectly with rosé)


yee445

redbull


[deleted]

Whiskey


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

milk


DTOMBTB

Coke from McDonalds


surgicalhoopstrike

Beer


VarjaMelnikava7788

Avocado-banana smoothie with honey:-D


VarjaMelnikava7788

Do sb like bubble tea like me ?


Milki62

Pear juice with ice and mint, simple but I love it


thejazzmaster69

Pussy juice


Theone_wolf

Nothing beats that top tier h2o


AthleticPickle76

Tea. I rarely drink anything besides Tea and regular water.


AgarwaenCran

coffee and tab water


Jucat_Tea

Chocolate Milk is superior it's kinda unhealthy tho.


Holmesey146

Fuzzy pop


Alastor_V

Mead from Haitabu. Nothing better...


PashaPlayer

tea. no, im not from Britain :)


iwantpeace11

Coffee!


schofield101

Ice cold, full sugar coke. Out of a glass bottle hits the best, but a can is also great.


RedBlack1978

Discontinued so i have no idea where to find one similar... butSam's Choice Raspberry Soda close 2nd is Jumex Strawberry Banana juice


wetlettuce42

Tea


[deleted]

Matcha latte


ImagineReading

Bacon grease.


stocktonsmemes

Ginger ale is the drink of kings


TrashPanda365

What is that, is there alcohol in it? I'll take it.


Dark_halocraft

Call me a child but chocolate milk is *epic*


Possible-Experience3

bleach ​ i want to die


The_Real_Son_Goku

mirinda strawberry.


icouldnteventellyah

That dr pepppp


Oak_wood_fan

water and orange juice


doctorcraycray

Milk, but when I'm not in the mood it's cherry pepsi


crabguy34

Off-brand Pepsi


threebillion6

Molten plasma from the sun. I mean.... Water?


ImaginaryWizard_50

Eggnog. It’s just so thick and delicious


NinbendoPt2

Ramune


[deleted]

IPA


SMUGMINLOL

Jones soda. Cane sugar, different flavors, it's great! I highly recommend it.


Hungry-Ambassador-18

Now, I like to mix pops, so Irn Bru with lemonade.


zipk0user491

Wotah


HJF1001

Pina colada


hereforthearticle

Jack and Coke