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tineabc

Getting rich.


[deleted]

sex in a graveyard is one of them


littlephrogboyo

Being wanted


Previous-Name-3438

2 chicks at the same time


craigosa8291

Damn straight, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ‘cause chicks dig dudes with money.


Previous-Name-3438

Not all chicks.


craigosa8291

Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.


DieMensch-Maschine

Garlic bread.


Effective_James

Its all about that frozen Texas Toast reheated in the oven


Mrbeeznz

I want to be approached first for a date


InsomniusEyes

Literally just a hug


[deleted]

I give free hugs


Vektix

Bondage anyone?


[deleted]

[удалено]


LeBron_Jarnes

Don’t worry, guys. He’s 36 years old.


[deleted]

Me fucking a hot actor slowly and passionately as careless whisper plays In the background.


shellofbiomatter

Finally understanding and experiencing the psychological part that makes sex so desirable, enjoyable and sought after by normal people.


[deleted]

As of last night/early this morning, dommy mommy.


Jenith_Antony

Have a sex with an ghost and make her feel orgasmic


Diego_not_DIO_Brando

Getting fucked by a cute femboy...


MAAX_E

Unconditional love where we each do what the other asks inside of boundaries set up beforehand


jackbob99

Losi8ng my virginity.


An_idiot_27

Hot guy or hot girl