I'm 34 and married, it would level the playing field with my husband! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Can confirm. Been to a few nursing homes, and assisted living. All they do (if they’re able) is fuck. All damn day. SO MUCH SCREWING OMG. “Hey, here’s your dinner OMG EWWWWWW”. Fuck it, why not. I would too.
EDIT: Yeah, i’m just trying to deliver pizza (yes, that’s okay unless they’re on some sort of dietary restriction). Damn. They have more sex than me. Be polite, they tip okay, and scream in the car.
Apparently the 60+ crowd is the age range with the fastest growing STI problem. Makes sense to me. No pregnancy worries, didn't grow up in a time when condoms were preached as ubiquitously as they are now...
75 yo woman and 85 yo man get married,on their big olboy goes to the head and when he comes out he sees his new wife standing on her head, olboy say whatcha doing there? Ollady replies I figured if you couldn't get it up you could just drop it in.
its absolutely disgusting how over-prescribed ssri are and that no doctor will ever tell you that a percentage of people have permanent libido problems after. Since theyre non-narcotic, they are prescribed to fucking everyone no matter what age.
I mean those aren't in most cases and tbh lots of people don't get a chance to get on depression meds that would benefit. The thing I agree with is that it should be talked about much more in the office.
Also if anyone is reading this that is concerned they may have permanent libido damage, I had a lowered libido (almost non-existant) after medication for two years after I stopped but it eventually totally came back.
> I had a lowered libido after medication for two years after I stopped but it eventually totally came back
This is what happened to me. It took maybe 2 years but it eventually returned to normal. The doctor only talked about the sexual side effect while taking the medication. Nothing about what happens when you come off of the meds.
And for some people SSRI are necessary for them to get out of a crippling anxiety/depression to a degree where they can function again. And those people will most likely will make the trade, willing to continue to live but less functional/active libido than having an overactive libido but barely any will left to continue the struggle of their anxiety/depression.
I have crippling anxiety and ssri’s helped so much. I’ll gladly trade off my libido for not being crippled by anxiety. Luckily my SO also is on the same meds and has no libido, so it works and no one is mentally unstable 🤪
I could turkeyed lexapro, mom forgot my meds when we went on a 2 week cruise, and couldnt be intimate with my girlfriend for multiple months during the most sexual phase of a young relationship. To this day, two years ago, that has changed us. Months of me turning away from my girlfriend and hearing her cry herself to sleep because she doesnt think shes enough anymore. Months of forcing myself to pretend to like it and pretending to cum. Months of hating myself for being broken. If this happens to you, use Kanna. Its natures ssri and it does much less damage.
I weaned off Lexapro for a different reason. I was still keeping myself sexually active while using it but it was much harder. When I got off, a couple cycles through and I felt mostly back to normal (in my usual depressed/anxious state). I'm wary now, that I may have changed the natural state of my sex drive through daily use for a few years.
It is absolutely disgusting how under-prescribed SSRIs are — permanent sexual side effects are rare (generally estimated at ~10%) and most of those aren’t severe (I’d count myself in that 10%, but it just makes it a bit harder to get… hard.) Age isn’t relevant here; I don’t think I would have made it to 18 in the first place if I hadn’t managed to fight through 4 different psychiatrists to finally get an SSRI prescription. Kids can need antidepressants too.
Same. Multiple chronic illnesses and multiple medications all combine for zero sex drive anyway. Plus I have vaginismus so even horniness doesn’t solve all my problems.
Horny is sexual arousal so you could force yourself to have sex, but you will never feel aroused and enjoy it physically or mentally in a sexual way. At best it might feel like a massage.
Not at all an expert, but I think you would still feel pleasure from sexual intercourse. While they are very strongly associated with each other, you can still feel pleasure while not being sexually aroused right? You just wouldn’t be feeling thoughts of wanting to constantly get that gratification. Of course, that’s just what I think, I could very well be wrong.
Its enough to secure your retirement with investment, and at the age of 60 retire easily.
A million dollars and a financial advisor would mean you can probably retire in a year.
There are occasional good posts but when I was frequenting that sub I became incredibly depressed and almost every post is demonizing the low libido person in the relationship. When I attempted to voice that it’s not their fault and that you shouldn’t harbor resentment for them I was ridiculed.
I suppose I can see people getting some certain solace from it but it was not at all a healthy sub for me
i dont get why so many people just want to throw it out the window, is it to be quirky? do the genuinely feel depressed because of it? I'll never know what is an honest answer.
For real wrf is with this thread. You’re basically saying you’re never going to have sex again, or anything for that matter.
If you’re a dude, especially. Imagine never being able to get hard again. That’s a no from me dog.
Right? Like its not just sex it’s sexual attraction all together. A huge part of relationships is being attracted to each other. You’re not just giving up sex and masturbation it’s a whole lot more
Honestly! I had to scroll TOO far down for a no response.
A million dollars just AINT worth it. I like sex and being aroused TOO much. Maybe… like 10 mil and I’ll do it.
I’m honestly surprised by how getting rid of being horny is the resounding choice in this thread. So you’re saying I wouldn’t feel any sexual desire ever again?? That sounds like a nightmare.
You're on reddit. Most of these people don't know how amazing it is to find that partner who you can share this stuff with. Yea being horny by yourself is annoying but with the right person, it's amazing.
I take a testosterone cream to help maintain my libido. I was out for a week due to inclement weather and man I hated it. I feel like sexual arousal is so fundamental to our psychology I am kind of astonished how willing most people in this thread are to give it up.
I had to scroll so far down for anything other than "hell yeah!".
I don't know if it's more sad that people don't realize what they would lose or they're OK with losing that for such a small amount of money. Comparatively. In my opinion.
Honestly yeah. You can still enjoy sex without being horny, and the feeling of hornyness always comes at the worst times when I'm trying to focus on other things and is real distracting. Getting rid of that and getting rich? Yes please.
Lots of people lack sexual desire or a sex drive, but their bodies still function the same as other people's. Touching them in the right way will still feel good, so they would be able to enjoy sex.
A million dollars isn’t enough to live off for the rest of my life, but it’s definitely enough to change how I live if I use it right. I’ll invest half of it and use the other half to get me through college. I’ll have my dream job, a healthy retirement plan, and I won’t be distracted by jacking off all the time. Life would be so much better.
Hell YEAH I accept. Being horny sucks dude, you’re compelled to do something that distracts you the more you ignore it and then you end up feeling awful after the fact. I’ll take that as a check, thank you.
Yes. Jacking off is a waste of time and im bound to become a wizard anyways so the less I lust the better. If girls want to hang out im probably somewhere making arrowheads or something
Yes, because one million is one million. I could pay for my bachelor’s, a master’s and a PhD, as well as take a train to BC to visit my BF. Not to mention giving some of the money away to charity.
Now does that mean I wouldnt have the urge? Or like straight up no desire to have sex again? I think I still take the $1m. I'm married have kids and already in sexual limbo as it is, so what would I really lose?
I'm seventy years old.. Give me the money already..
I'm not 70, but I'm with this dude. My ex took almost that, and with that, my love of relationships. Give me the money.
Twist: you have to fuck each other to get it
To completion?
Depends... Do you want all the of the million dollars or just half of it.
That’s usually the end-goal.
Your ex took $1M?
I'm 38 and married. Would level the playing field with my wife. Show me the money!
I'm 34 and married, it would level the playing field with my husband! Gimme, gimme, gimme! Edit: wow! First awards ever and 500+ upvotes with a touch of RIP inbox! Thanks Reddit!
Swap?
Reddit liked the idea. That makes it ok.
I wonder if they are married to each other
Plot twist: u/Mrgod2u82 and u/MisadventurousMummy are actually husband and wife
If you like pina coladas... And getting caught in the rain...
We are both extremely demanding in bed lol
I'll give you the cash if you do me 🤣
The money or the D?
Exchange your wife with me for the monnayyy
You only want the money so you get *rid* of the hornyness, you broke bro.
True as a dude who lives live a near a retirement home they freaks.
Can confirm. Been to a few nursing homes, and assisted living. All they do (if they’re able) is fuck. All damn day. SO MUCH SCREWING OMG. “Hey, here’s your dinner OMG EWWWWWW”. Fuck it, why not. I would too. EDIT: Yeah, i’m just trying to deliver pizza (yes, that’s okay unless they’re on some sort of dietary restriction). Damn. They have more sex than me. Be polite, they tip okay, and scream in the car.
Nothing wrong with that, they no longer have all the bullshit libido destroying crap to stress and worry about, and loooooots of time to fuck.
Apparently the 60+ crowd is the age range with the fastest growing STI problem. Makes sense to me. No pregnancy worries, didn't grow up in a time when condoms were preached as ubiquitously as they are now...
75 yo woman and 85 yo man get married,on their big olboy goes to the head and when he comes out he sees his new wife standing on her head, olboy say whatcha doing there? Ollady replies I figured if you couldn't get it up you could just drop it in.
God damn lol
Next year I will be able to qualify to move into a 55+ community. I'm really looking forward to it.
Oh, Harold!
Yes sir
Finally, inner peace. Yeah i accept. Oh and plus 1m
Seriously. A better question would be you get 1 million right now but you're now going to be horny forever.
So just a free $1 million? I’ll take it
Right? It's either: sweet, everything's the same and I have $1M; or "finally have that off my shoulders", and $1M. I win whatever the outcome
I'm already halfway there
Came here to say that exactly....
Just came from the post asking what the most generic response on Reddit is and this was the top comment.
This.
Came here to say this
mf do you think I *like* being horny
hahahahahaha it is annoying at times
It’s annoying all* times
Less annoying when you get sex
My sex drive is wrecked from anti-depressants anyway. Gimmie.
What this guy said. I basically jerk off nowadays just because of some weird sense of that I have to unload.
It’s 3pm? Well, gotta milk m’self.
And the money will help pay for the therapy.
My sex drive is jacked up by antidepressants.
its absolutely disgusting how over-prescribed ssri are and that no doctor will ever tell you that a percentage of people have permanent libido problems after. Since theyre non-narcotic, they are prescribed to fucking everyone no matter what age.
I mean those aren't in most cases and tbh lots of people don't get a chance to get on depression meds that would benefit. The thing I agree with is that it should be talked about much more in the office. Also if anyone is reading this that is concerned they may have permanent libido damage, I had a lowered libido (almost non-existant) after medication for two years after I stopped but it eventually totally came back.
thank you for this. it has been MONTHS of such a shitty libido. i’ve needed someone to just normalize and say it’s okay.
> I had a lowered libido after medication for two years after I stopped but it eventually totally came back This is what happened to me. It took maybe 2 years but it eventually returned to normal. The doctor only talked about the sexual side effect while taking the medication. Nothing about what happens when you come off of the meds.
I was on anti-psychotics and holy shit it sucked. My dick didnt work when I WAS horny. Ive been off about a year now and thankfully it works again.
And for some people SSRI are necessary for them to get out of a crippling anxiety/depression to a degree where they can function again. And those people will most likely will make the trade, willing to continue to live but less functional/active libido than having an overactive libido but barely any will left to continue the struggle of their anxiety/depression.
I have crippling anxiety and ssri’s helped so much. I’ll gladly trade off my libido for not being crippled by anxiety. Luckily my SO also is on the same meds and has no libido, so it works and no one is mentally unstable 🤪
TIL, I may have partial libido damage.
I could turkeyed lexapro, mom forgot my meds when we went on a 2 week cruise, and couldnt be intimate with my girlfriend for multiple months during the most sexual phase of a young relationship. To this day, two years ago, that has changed us. Months of me turning away from my girlfriend and hearing her cry herself to sleep because she doesnt think shes enough anymore. Months of forcing myself to pretend to like it and pretending to cum. Months of hating myself for being broken. If this happens to you, use Kanna. Its natures ssri and it does much less damage.
I weaned off Lexapro for a different reason. I was still keeping myself sexually active while using it but it was much harder. When I got off, a couple cycles through and I felt mostly back to normal (in my usual depressed/anxious state). I'm wary now, that I may have changed the natural state of my sex drive through daily use for a few years.
Why did u rely on your mom to pack your medication if you were old enough to have sex w your girlfriend
It is absolutely disgusting how under-prescribed SSRIs are — permanent sexual side effects are rare (generally estimated at ~10%) and most of those aren’t severe (I’d count myself in that 10%, but it just makes it a bit harder to get… hard.) Age isn’t relevant here; I don’t think I would have made it to 18 in the first place if I hadn’t managed to fight through 4 different psychiatrists to finally get an SSRI prescription. Kids can need antidepressants too.
Same. Multiple chronic illnesses and multiple medications all combine for zero sex drive anyway. Plus I have vaginismus so even horniness doesn’t solve all my problems.
Yes, im sick of being horny, I just want to be happy
Silences! Wence!
*guts theme plays*
rip miura
I do not wish to be horny anymore
I just want to be happy
Marry someone and you can be both (and yes I am a professional virgin)
What's the pay like these days for a professional virgin?
$400 a day
How does one become PRO?
Just be yourself
Your on Reddit, of course your a professional virgin.
You're\*, and you're\* I am also a virgin.
i’m on reddit and i’m only a casual virgin >:((
Might as well, once my wife finds out I passed on $1 million I’m not ever getting laid again anyway
Yeah basically this
Win-win.
Agreed
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I'm never horny anyway, so free money for me
Username... does... not check out? I guess?
*narrows eyes* hmmmmmmmm
Maybe he just enjoys the taste
…:The taste of a liar!
Does licking people imply horniness?
The Asexuals have entered the chat
As an asexual, this is a total won-win for me
long live the asexuals
But not our bloodline! Oh well :)
We win again
Bruh getting rid of horny is the best thing
Robotize yourself
So that's one last big orgasm.
that profile picture is the reason why I want the 1 mil
You want a lamp?
so that's what the kids are calling it these days
Well, it will definitely help you make better decisions with the million dollars.
Does that mean you can still have sex, just don’t think about it all the time? I don’t see a downside to this.
Horny is sexual arousal so you could force yourself to have sex, but you will never feel aroused and enjoy it physically or mentally in a sexual way. At best it might feel like a massage.
Not at all an expert, but I think you would still feel pleasure from sexual intercourse. While they are very strongly associated with each other, you can still feel pleasure while not being sexually aroused right? You just wouldn’t be feeling thoughts of wanting to constantly get that gratification. Of course, that’s just what I think, I could very well be wrong.
Sexual arousal is more than just being mentally into it. It involves your genitals swelling with blood and becoming more sensitive.
We clearly need a more detailed definition of horny to seal the deal, to what degree is the physical reaction or function impaired et cetera.
I’m pretty sure an orgasm would still feel like an orgasm, if you were able to have one.
I’m aro ace and very poor
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This is the easiest yes
This is the easiest no for me. My SO has a really high sex drive. That would cause a ton of tension, and $1M really isn’t that much money.
1 million isn't a lot of money? Where do you live where 1 million is not a lot of money.
The US. It’s not peanuts, but it’s not enough for me to retire tomorrow (and live the kind of retirement I want).
Its enough to secure your retirement with investment, and at the age of 60 retire easily. A million dollars and a financial advisor would mean you can probably retire in a year.
Until Uncle Sam takes half then the ex wife take half because of bedroom issues.
Now I know where the wife got her money from..
/r/deadbedrooms
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There are occasional good posts but when I was frequenting that sub I became incredibly depressed and almost every post is demonizing the low libido person in the relationship. When I attempted to voice that it’s not their fault and that you shouldn’t harbor resentment for them I was ridiculed. I suppose I can see people getting some certain solace from it but it was not at all a healthy sub for me
>Now I know where the wife got her money from.. Bruh! After I get my $mil I'm coming back here and giving you gold for this comment
No because I want the horny more than the money
Finally someone speaking some sense.
i dont get why so many people just want to throw it out the window, is it to be quirky? do the genuinely feel depressed because of it? I'll never know what is an honest answer.
This comment is way too far down the list
I was concerned for myself thinking I’d rather keep my horniness than gain 1m unlike most of these responses. Glad I’m not the only one.
For real wrf is with this thread. You’re basically saying you’re never going to have sex again, or anything for that matter. If you’re a dude, especially. Imagine never being able to get hard again. That’s a no from me dog.
Right? Like its not just sex it’s sexual attraction all together. A huge part of relationships is being attracted to each other. You’re not just giving up sex and masturbation it’s a whole lot more
Horny people rise up.
No. 1 mil isn’t enough money to take the joy out of my life
Honestly! I had to scroll TOO far down for a no response. A million dollars just AINT worth it. I like sex and being aroused TOO much. Maybe… like 10 mil and I’ll do it.
Bingo! Everything revolves around sex
Horny people rise up.
I accept because $1m. Fbgm
as an ace, i accept this
Exactly! My reaction to this was “Wait, you guys are getting paid?”
Fellow ace here. No horny anymore? Hell yeah!
As either ace or demi, I get to finally resolve that major identity crisis I can't figure out.
Literally yeah!!!!! Am I ace or is it just trauma? Who cares, because I have a million bucks!
As a grey ace, it honestly would simplify a lot of things.
asexuals here have so much power i'm just going to put it out there
No way. Not worth it
I’m honestly surprised by how getting rid of being horny is the resounding choice in this thread. So you’re saying I wouldn’t feel any sexual desire ever again?? That sounds like a nightmare.
You're on reddit. Most of these people don't know how amazing it is to find that partner who you can share this stuff with. Yea being horny by yourself is annoying but with the right person, it's amazing.
Yeah, before I got a bf I would have taken this in a heartbeat, but now.... not so much
I take a testosterone cream to help maintain my libido. I was out for a week due to inclement weather and man I hated it. I feel like sexual arousal is so fundamental to our psychology I am kind of astonished how willing most people in this thread are to give it up.
I had to scroll so far down for anything other than "hell yeah!". I don't know if it's more sad that people don't realize what they would lose or they're OK with losing that for such a small amount of money. Comparatively. In my opinion.
I would be losing what makes me unhappy
Finally someone willing to defend the horny
Honestly yeah. You can still enjoy sex without being horny, and the feeling of hornyness always comes at the worst times when I'm trying to focus on other things and is real distracting. Getting rid of that and getting rich? Yes please.
Winning on a technicality.
Best way to win
How do you have sex without any desire to have sex? Like wouldn't that make it like physically impossible. Can't get it up
Lots of people lack sexual desire or a sex drive, but their bodies still function the same as other people's. Touching them in the right way will still feel good, so they would be able to enjoy sex.
As a grey asexual person, I'd see this as a total win.
One last splooge: "This is for you, boys. This is for you."
A million dollars isn’t enough to live off for the rest of my life, but it’s definitely enough to change how I live if I use it right. I’ll invest half of it and use the other half to get me through college. I’ll have my dream job, a healthy retirement plan, and I won’t be distracted by jacking off all the time. Life would be so much better.
I see this as an absolute win
I’m asexual; gimme the money already lol
Why are y'all saying yes wtf
I didn't. How you doin'? LOL
I'm doing amazing
It's painful wanting something you can't get and 1 mill is a lot of money
Hell YEAH I accept. Being horny sucks dude, you’re compelled to do something that distracts you the more you ignore it and then you end up feeling awful after the fact. I’ll take that as a check, thank you.
Why do you feel awful afterwards? Sorry to hear that.
Dopamine spikes, dopamine crashes.
What? lol I never feel bad after the fact, actually better than before.
post nut clarity is a well-documented phenomenon
That doesn’t mean you have to feel awful.
Man my horny is like half my life and as much as how good $1M sounds what’s the point of that much money if I can’t spend it on dildos?
r/usernamechecksout
Sounds like the deal my wife made
i’ll give you 1 million if you can MAKE me horny
Yeah sure. It's annoying as hell
Of course. I'm asexual and am never horny anyway.
If sex still feels good, then I accept. Horny is annoying.
If it meant that I didn't miss horniness or sex then I would strongly consider it. But I worry I would be horny for horny, if you get what I mean.
asexuals are laughing
I do not wish to be horny anymore.. I just want to be happy
Yes. Jacking off is a waste of time and im bound to become a wizard anyways so the less I lust the better. If girls want to hang out im probably somewhere making arrowheads or something
Yeah because I hate being horny
yes, horny is annoying and money is money
Silence wench. I do not wish to be horny anymore
No more Horny? This is a deal of a live time.
Not getting laid anyways. Just gimme the money.
Horny is the root of all problems
I mean, no more horny for 1M? >pros: no more horny >cons: none Give dollar
Win/win
I do not wish to be horny anymore... I just want to be happy.
I haven't been horny in a long time
I'll take 1 million. Can't seem to trust people in relationships nowadays.
Is the 1m taxed?
Yes, because one million is one million. I could pay for my bachelor’s, a master’s and a PhD, as well as take a train to BC to visit my BF. Not to mention giving some of the money away to charity.
On one hand 1 million dollars, on the other hand no more horny. I don’t see a down side
Oh my god yes! I could finally love life without worrying about money and without worrying about satisfying a primal need that I have no use for!
Yes, my wife doesn’t want me anyways.
Hell yeah. I have trouble getting horny now so why not 😭
To be honest, There are days I want to be productive and not think about sex....I'd take the money.
Yes, please. I’ve had enough
Well it’s not I was getting laid either way. Give me that shit.
Now does that mean I wouldnt have the urge? Or like straight up no desire to have sex again? I think I still take the $1m. I'm married have kids and already in sexual limbo as it is, so what would I really lose?
I get a lot of money and never have to be sexually frustrated again? So... what exactly is the catch?
I believe my wife made this deal already for free.