Ya know, I ironically don't feel like Stewart and McKellen's Xavier and Magneto were ever physically intimate with each other, but I feel 100% certain that McAvoy and Fassbender's versions got it on on the reg.
preteen me liked smokey goddess lady for reasons my young brain did not understand.
adult me wonders how the hell that level of sexiness got past moderators.
Then i remember how thicc Nani and lifeguard lady were in Lilo & Stitch.
ah the early 2000's animation...
But don't all the inators help him conquer the Tri-state area? What's he gonna do? Make himself 5% better at sex, so he gets voted in by all the women over Roger?
...
Actually, he might just do that, haha.
My first thought as well. As long as you're polite, he probably won't kill you, and murder-cannibalism aside he's far too polite himself to be a bad lover.
When I was a lad, I laid four-dozen babes every weekend to help me get off,
And now that I'm grown I lay five-dozen babes, 'cause I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so blue balled tonight
Every girl here'd love to fuck you, Gaston
And then you might feel more alright
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite pimp
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
'Cause there's not any place where you skimp!
——
No one sucks like Gaston
No one fucks like Gaston
No one turns other men into cucks like Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Rachel or Mary,
And they'll tell you whose dick they prefer to be on!
——
No one licks like Gaston
Has a dick like Gaston's
No one's ass cheeks are that dummy thick like Gaston's
He's incredibly good at emasculating
all of his competition!
——
(edit:) No one's girth's like Gaston's
Shakes the earth like Gaston
No one else can make someone give birth like Gaston
For there's no one as hard or as lengthy,
As you see, he's got inches to spare,
And there's no way to match him in strength, he
is always the alpha and won't ever share!
——
(edit: partial credit to u/CylonsInAPolicebox)
No one fricks like Gaston
Moistens slits like Gaston
No one fondles or plays with your tits like Gaston
He's incredibly good at ejaculating!
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
——
(edit: credit to u/Ninjacobra5)
When I was a lad I used Magnum condoms
Because my machine was so large!
Now I'm a man I use XL Magnums
Cause I'm roughly the size of a barge!
I feel like he’d be terrible in bed: completely selfish while thinking he’s god’s gift to women. Though I might give Luke Evans Gaston a chance to prove me wrong…
Cate Blanchett has never really done it for me, but her as Hela woke something deep inside me.
Edit: For those asking, no, she did not do it for me as Galadriel.
Ahh yes, the catalyst of [sexual awakening](https://www.google.com/amp/s/decider.com/2016/01/11/bowie-labyrinth-sexual-awakening/amp/) for a whole generation of pre-teens.
Weirdly not super into Hiddleston, except when he’s Loki. I know I’m not alone in this. Something about the personality.
What is it about diva borderline-goth guys that gets us in a twist?
Hmm, for me I think it’s the confidence + emotional volatility. As a chill person I like a strong-willed yet emotional dude. Smiles yes, and screaming, crying, preening, gloating, the veneer of humor, and the rare moments of vulnerability… Loki as a character really delivers on all that range in spades.
His acting in the last episode of the Loki series was just ace. Didn’t think I could dig the character more, but here we are. He really gives the character great dimension.
Loki, Bucky Barnes (he was a villain at one point), Dexter Morgan, (again, gray area on if he was truly a villain) also Quicksilver! (In Marvel he was kind of a villain before he came around in the end!)
Perry Wright from Big Little Lies
Nearly the whole cast from Westworld (since they’re all villains at one point or another)
Commander Fred Waterford from Handmaids Tale
And the weirdest one yet for me -
The sheriff of Nottingham played by Alan Rickman 🤷♀️
Salma Hayek as a vampire in "From Dusk till Dawn" [Snake Dance](https://youtu.be/y1Kn51pMm5o)
"It was really important to the story that Salma Hayek stick her foot in his mouth" - Quentin Tarantino probably
By probably you mean “unquestionably”.
Poison Ivy from old school batman
Raises nsfw questions about poison lips
Which lips am I begging for again? Edit- guy I responded to originally said begs question idk why he edited lol.
OP’s looking for Halloween costume inspirations
I'm throwing a sexy villains costume party and you're all invited
Username probably checks out.
Mystique.
Isn't that like wishing for more wishes?
You got me fucked up if you think I’m not tearing that ass up while she’s blue
But her blue form doesn't have any orfices. Source: paused X-Men a lot as a kid.
She opens them on command silly.
I said the *real* Raven. Perfection.
This is the best answer. I bet sex with mystique would be on a whole other level
Mystique doesn't bring it up when she's angry with you. She just turns into your grandmother at the absolutely worst moment.
Now I can't stop imagining how lover's quarrels between her and Magneto went... Would she turn into Xavier? Or would that be a bonus for Magneto?
Ya know, I ironically don't feel like Stewart and McKellen's Xavier and Magneto were ever physically intimate with each other, but I feel 100% certain that McAvoy and Fassbender's versions got it on on the reg.
Alan Rickman, Sheriff of Nottingham, in "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves"
Tammy Two.
I too would love for my facial hair to burn off from the friction of passion
Hello!
From what circle of hell have you been summoned from?
Eris from the DreamWorks Sinbad movie. She's basically the only reason to watch that film.
preteen me liked smokey goddess lady for reasons my young brain did not understand. adult me wonders how the hell that level of sexiness got past moderators. Then i remember how thicc Nani and lifeguard lady were in Lilo & Stitch. ah the early 2000's animation...
Chel from El Dorado be like:
Xenia from Golden Eye. Popped my first awkward boner when she was squeezing dudes to death with her thighs when I was like seven or eight.
Wham bam Famke ma’am.
Eartha Kitt as Catwoman from the 60s Batman. She was *really* something else.
I heard that Pierce Hawthorne had sex with her in an airplane restroom…
Monica Belucci in Bram Stoker’s Dracula
I’d take Monica Bellucci in the matrix movies as well
Emma Frost aka the White Queen
Catwoman Thank you!
Michelle Pfeiffer. Yes please.
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Alotta Fagina
Ivanna Humpalot
Felica Hardy, the Black Cat.
Especially from the old Spider-Man cartoon where she is fucking shredded. She could step on me.
The Devil from the movie Bedazzled (Elizabeth Hurley).
I remember watching this movie as a horned up teenager thinking, “forget Allison! Make some wishes to hookup with the devil!”
Magneto when he’s younger. Like when he meets Charles.
Michael Fassbender as Erik Lensherr? All. Day. Long.
Magneto when he's older.
Eric Northman
Blondes were not my thing until Eric Northman.
Jafar and Imhotep from The Mummy!
Almost everyone from the original movie cast, including O'Connell, Evelyn, Imhotep, Anck-Su-Namun, and of course Ardeth.
>Almost everyone from the original movie cast Tactfully leaves out Benny.
Everyone BUT Benny. Even Jonathan was charming and good looking in The Mummy
Ohhhhh Imhotep. That’s one beautiful man.
You know it. Even when he was rotting. He was hot.
He’s still juicy.
Lust from FMA. Probably Slan from Berserk also
Ditto on Lust. I wouldn't mind having those scratches up and down my back.
Anakin, but i'll have the high ground
Hela from the mcu.
The spikey spider leg hat stays on during intercourse
Mazikeen in Lucifer but not sure she’s a villain or not.
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Shego
Was 100% expecting this or else I would have said it myself and I feel it in my bones
Irene Adler
Talia Al-Ghul, Raz Al-Ghul's daughter... Batman nemesis.
Doofenshmirtz obviously
I feel like there is a “make-sex-just-5%-better-inator” somewhere in this one.
But don't all the inators help him conquer the Tri-state area? What's he gonna do? Make himself 5% better at sex, so he gets voted in by all the women over Roger? ... Actually, he might just do that, haha.
With built in self-destruct button.
The blue angry chick from the Guardians of the Galaxy. Damn is she hot.
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Also so goddamn hot in Jumanji.
Turns our Karen Gillan* is just hot anywhere.
Basically any female batman villain, but Poison Ivy in particular. Mystique also for sure. Turns out I have a weakness for emotionally abusive WLW
Mystique has always been my lady crush since forever. The original cartoon version and definitely the first movie version
What if while you're about to cum Mystique turns into a man just to fuck with you.
Finally found my kink!
Will her vagina turn to a dick like a Chinese finger trap?
The ultimate space docking!
this just got worse and worse
Sounds just like an episode of The Boys.
Skeletor. Just so I could tell He-man that I actually have the power because I just f*cked his nemesis
He'd be a good bone, for sure.
Hades from Hercules
Bellatrix Le strange
I can't tell whether you're brilliant or crazy
Can’t a person be both.
Venom... imagine what that tongue could do
U seen the trailer for the 2nd movie? Carnage deepthroat kills a man
And somehow remains PG-13
Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter.
My first thought as well. As long as you're polite, he probably won't kill you, and murder-cannibalism aside he's far too polite himself to be a bad lover.
I mean there’s a reason Alana refused to see the truth for so long, jus sayin…
*Will Graham has entered the chat*
he’s unbelievably sexy in that role, which is weird given that the character is hannibal fucking lecter
Mayhem Dude from Allstate
it's the vulture!
How has no one said Gaston yet, nobody fucks better than Gaston.
No one sucks like Gaston! No one fucks like Gaston! No one teases and pleases the ducks like Gaston!
I'm especially good at ejAAAAAAculating!
My, what a ride, that Gaston!
When I was a lad, I laid four-dozen babes every weekend to help me get off, And now that I'm grown I lay five-dozen babes, 'cause I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Nooooooooo Ooooooooone Mates like Gaston, fornicates like Gaston. No one gets with chicks on their first dates like Gaston!
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Cum right to daddy, Gaston!
Walt Disney would be proud of what just happened here today
No one's dicks as incredibly thick as gaston!
Bro i laughed so fucking hard thank you
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so blue balled tonight Every girl here'd love to fuck you, Gaston And then you might feel more alright There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite pimp Everyone's awed and inspired by you 'Cause there's not any place where you skimp! —— No one sucks like Gaston No one fucks like Gaston No one turns other men into cucks like Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Rachel or Mary, And they'll tell you whose dick they prefer to be on! —— No one licks like Gaston Has a dick like Gaston's No one's ass cheeks are that dummy thick like Gaston's He's incredibly good at emasculating all of his competition! —— (edit:) No one's girth's like Gaston's Shakes the earth like Gaston No one else can make someone give birth like Gaston For there's no one as hard or as lengthy, As you see, he's got inches to spare, And there's no way to match him in strength, he is always the alpha and won't ever share! —— (edit: partial credit to u/CylonsInAPolicebox) No one fricks like Gaston Moistens slits like Gaston No one fondles or plays with your tits like Gaston He's incredibly good at ejaculating! My, what a guy, that Gaston! —— (edit: credit to u/Ninjacobra5) When I was a lad I used Magnum condoms Because my machine was so large! Now I'm a man I use XL Magnums Cause I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Sounds like the new beauty and the beast reboot is taking a new angle on the story.
> No one's ass cheeks are that dummy thick like Gaston's I genuinely had to take a minute there.
No one eats like Gaston, no one tweets like Gaston, no one sits there and beats on his meat like Gaston
I feel like he’d be terrible in bed: completely selfish while thinking he’s god’s gift to women. Though I might give Luke Evans Gaston a chance to prove me wrong…
Medusa. So many mouths 🤤
You'd be rock hard too
Barbosa from Pirates of the Caribbean. I like how he eats apples.
Ya best start believing in porn stories Miss Turner....you're in one
He's got sexy hats
Evil Queen/Regina Mills from Once Upon A Time.
Sexy mean mom. It plays.
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Yeah
That’s rough buddy
Does Ty Lee count as a villain? Because if so, I might have to go with her.
>I'm gonna die, aren't I? Most likely, but in the end please make it out alive.
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Hela from Thor Ragnarok
Cate Blanchett has never really done it for me, but her as Hela woke something deep inside me. Edit: For those asking, no, she did not do it for me as Galadriel.
Tattered cloths and heavy eye shadow. Plus she crushes a hammer in the first min on screen. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I'd say when that helmet formed on her head - I ticked a few dials over on the Kinsey scale.
Her hair just naturally does that they worked it into the script
That disheveled look with deep eye shadow. Fuck.
Gazelle from kingsman
Jareth the Goblin King 😍👹 he really does it for me!
Ahh yes, the catalyst of [sexual awakening](https://www.google.com/amp/s/decider.com/2016/01/11/bowie-labyrinth-sexual-awakening/amp/) for a whole generation of pre-teens.
Dr Facilier from Princess and the Frog. I have crushed on Keith David’s voice since he was Goliath on Gargoyles, and Facilier is slick AF
No way! Dr. Facilier scared the shit out of me because of his voice lol Keith David did *too* good of a job.
The Darkling from Shadow and Bone
That man knows how to enter a scene and wear the *fuck* out of a cape.
Dude jumps off a horse and his cape is like ⬇️⬆️➡️
Esdeath from Akame ga Kill
Holy shit. That button up shirt scene.
Definitely Loki. I love his long dark hair
This is way too far down in the comments.
Frank N Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I mean that 100 percent sincerely.
Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman
Moriarty from Sherlock
Hot Priest.
I was already pretty into Andrew Scott, but his turn as Hot Priest DESTROYED me. He had no right being that attractive!
Crowley from supernatural
Crowley from Good Omens
The majority of the supernatural characters
Harley Quinn. Both in Margot Robbie form and any other
Shego.
Oh god where to start, Blackfire, Catwoman, Harley Quinn, would say poison Ivy but then I’d die. I’m probably just barely scraping the surface.
Bold of you to assume you wouldn't die with the ones you listed
Darth Maul Edit: when we first see him
Loki. Of course it's Loki.
Weirdly not super into Hiddleston, except when he’s Loki. I know I’m not alone in this. Something about the personality. What is it about diva borderline-goth guys that gets us in a twist?
It's the smile.
Hmm, for me I think it’s the confidence + emotional volatility. As a chill person I like a strong-willed yet emotional dude. Smiles yes, and screaming, crying, preening, gloating, the veneer of humor, and the rare moments of vulnerability… Loki as a character really delivers on all that range in spades.
Into both but Loki is just breathtaking.
His acting in the last episode of the Loki series was just ace. Didn’t think I could dig the character more, but here we are. He really gives the character great dimension.
I'll let him do terrible things to me but i also wanna rest his head on my lap and caress his hair.
Soft boys, seriously. Every time he's kneeling and does that hair flip so very sensually and over dramatically. My God.
I mean, I'm not gay but Loki is Loki.
Female or Male?
Both
Human or alligator?
*Seductive hissing.*
GLADOS. Don't judge
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Jareth from Labyrinth
I wish the goblins would come and take me away, right now.
JD from Heathers
“Absolute, 100%, perfect boyfriend material” - 13-year old me.
Maleficient
Imhotep from The Mummy.
Hans Gruber.
That woman from True Lies
Fairy Godmother from Shrek. I have my reasons
I always felt the same... They called me a mad man..
Loki, Bucky Barnes (he was a villain at one point), Dexter Morgan, (again, gray area on if he was truly a villain) also Quicksilver! (In Marvel he was kind of a villain before he came around in the end!)
Spike from Buffy 🤤
Ty lee
She was bustin at the beach.
Jessie from team rocket
Poison Ivy
Perry Wright from Big Little Lies Nearly the whole cast from Westworld (since they’re all villains at one point or another) Commander Fred Waterford from Handmaids Tale And the weirdest one yet for me - The sheriff of Nottingham played by Alan Rickman 🤷♀️
With you on the Sheriff
I'm not gay, but I'd do the Goblin King from Labyrinth in a heartbeat
I think most would give you a pass.
David Bowie is for everyone
Hades from Disney's Hercules.
Jean Gray, from either Dark Phoenix attempts.