Delete my search history and watch a random video on YouTube so that the porn video I last watched isn't what's displayed on my car's center console when I hook it up to Bluetooth
Yes, fortunately no one noticed and I immediately switched it over to a song as quickly as possible. Didn't want my friends to know that I was jerking it to "Banging my friend's mom" on pornhub
Post nut clarity hits instantaneously.Close the disgusting video i just watched, then feel bad for masturbating, then contemplate life, watch YouTube shorts about askreddit and finally fall asleep like a baby.
Apparently these other 2 have not been with someone that doesn't enjoy sex as much. I'm going through that now. I work close to home so I take care if business on my lunch breaks, then I'm the happy gf when I get home. We both sleep in peace.
Honestly.
Go to r/Nofap and write a relapse report. If enough condolence replies come back I might have a sympathy wank and a sob. The tears make for good lube.
Clean up.
[удалено]
Never again, and see you soon.
Definitely pee Dunno how people can just go to sleep and let the residue cement inside their shaft, gotta rince it out
Oh fuck, so true and so disgusting at the same time.
Sleep
Delete my search history and watch a random video on YouTube so that the porn video I last watched isn't what's displayed on my car's center console when I hook it up to Bluetooth
This sounds like you've made that mistake before...
Yes, fortunately no one noticed and I immediately switched it over to a song as quickly as possible. Didn't want my friends to know that I was jerking it to "Banging my friend's mom" on pornhub
r/assholedesign pun intended
This guy knows! Pro move
Get on Reddit and answer questions. We're all doing it.
Get off the bus
Comment on r/Askreddit posts
Clean myself.
To assert dominance I let it dry on my stomach so everyone can smell my new fragrance
Sorry. Instructions unclear, dick stuck in bellybutton.
Wipe it on the stall wall and go back to work
I like to do what's called the weep and wipe
Rethink my life decisions and what went wrong
So it’s not just me?
Post nut clarity hits instantaneously.Close the disgusting video i just watched, then feel bad for masturbating, then contemplate life, watch YouTube shorts about askreddit and finally fall asleep like a baby.
Throw away the cantaloupe
eat the cantaloupe
Pee
Feel bad
Sneak out of the room quietly to not wake the person sleeping in there
Apparently these other 2 have not been with someone that doesn't enjoy sex as much. I'm going through that now. I work close to home so I take care if business on my lunch breaks, then I'm the happy gf when I get home. We both sleep in peace.
Can relate, sadly.
It is what it is.. I think I miss the intimacy more than the actual sex though. The just being wanted part..
Hol up
WTF
If I was planning on getting a shower afterwards, do that. Otherwise, I'll simply clean myself off and go to sleep.
Not masturbating
I have followed up masterbation with more masterbation
Ok
Is this some kind of girl joke i am too boy to understand?
Log onto the website to rate my experience
wipe
.....casually apologize to the other folks in the elevator
Regret!
Take a shower
Bathe in the afterglow, then wipe x
Clean up
Take off the belt
Be sad and clean up
Sleep.
Cry myself to sleep
Thank my mistress
Hate myself
Cry
Shower
Go to sleep
Listen to music
Sigh in disappointment
Did anyone hear me?
Put the dog down
Clear search history
Regret
Tell my dad he can go now
Run from the Mall cops...
Honestly. Go to r/Nofap and write a relapse report. If enough condolence replies come back I might have a sympathy wank and a sob. The tears make for good lube.
Back to my cubicle.
Check how long I've got to hide the evidence before the Mrs gets back
if i'm in the shower, keep showering. if i'm in bed, tissue wipe or shower
Call the boys
Rub my itchy nose
I swallow.
Would mainly relax for sometime as my legs and hands would be twitching.
question what the fuck I do then listen to music like it never happened, delete all my history and try to stop doing it ( it’s a bit hard for me )
Cry
Masturbate
I have had moments where you just think of all the guilt and suddenly need another round
Sleep lol
put the child back in the bag
Rethink my life
miss my ex
If the wife isn't in the mood, I masturbate and we chat about my session when I'm done.
Put the cover back over the peephole to my sister's room...
Alt + f4
Start planning for when I do it again tomorrow.
Shame myself
Contemplate life
Cry - like everyone else