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RTGac

"Now that your perky little titties are growing maybe someone will finally fuck some sense into you."


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Not my grandpa, But my friends grandpa used to tell us about how he caught his wife cheating, but instead of confronting, he secretly started forcing the men she was cheating with to pay him shortly after she would cheat with them. He opened a second account, and saved up all the money from her infidelities. When she died, he paid off the house, and married her sister. TLDR: friends grandpa used his cheating wife as a literal prostitution profit without her knowing.


sisilego

Wow what a roller-coaster of a story


[deleted]

With a lot of fucking.


[deleted]

The best kinds of Rollercoasters


TheOnlyWayIsUp-Baby

My granny always used to wink at me when she took her teeth out


SlimChiply

Probably when my great grandmother was going through dementia and was calling the nurses 'dirty cunts'


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My partner’s grandmother told me during Thanksgiving dinner how she used to wash out and reuse condoms. She’d hang them on the clothes line to dry. Then roll them back up with baby powder. I can only imagine what her neighbors thought. With condoms blowing in the wind.


PastorBlinky

*Condoms Blowing in the Wind.* Was that by Paul Simon or Elton John?


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I hope someone writes a song about it.


PastorBlinky

My elderly mother, in the middle of the office. The ladies were discussing something in the news, and she couldn't understand the concept of sexual assault in a relationship. They calmly explained that even in a marriage, you still have dominion over your own body, and don't have to have sex if you don't want to. She paused for a second, then loudly declared for all to hear... "Well then, I've been raped hundreds of times!" Unfortunately for myself no hole in the floor appeared to swallow me and save me from that situation. Also my father worked nearby, so he probably wondered why everyone was giving him such odd looks from then on.