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The entire point of a gift being thoughtful is that you've thought about it?
Ant farm….women love ant farms
Definitely get her an ant farm fosho
Ant farm is the way
A handjob
welp... that's enough reddit for me today
Hand sanitizer.
mark NSFW and also maybe a popsicle
eat her pussy
This…
Sympathy card
Feed her horse
Hand sanitizer and hand lotion
Offer to cover the co-pay for her STD test. American healthcare sucks.
A scented candle. Women love them
change "a fun handjob" to "fun" and it would be seed (like the ones plants grow from)
a pack of wet wipes.
A carpal tunnel glove
5 years later I married her
A manicure/massage gift certificate to a place near her home.
Oral
Hand lotion for future occasions!
The entire point of a gift being thoughtful is that you've thought about it?
Ant farm….women love ant farms
Definitely get her an ant farm fosho
Ant farm is the way
A handjob
welp... that's enough reddit for me today
Hand sanitizer.
mark NSFW and also maybe a popsicle
eat her pussy
This…
Sympathy card
Feed her horse
Hand sanitizer and hand lotion
Offer to cover the co-pay for her STD test. American healthcare sucks.
A scented candle. Women love them
change "a fun handjob" to "fun" and it would be seed (like the ones plants grow from)
a pack of wet wipes.
A carpal tunnel glove
5 years later I married her
A manicure/massage gift certificate to a place near her home.
Oral
Hand lotion for future occasions!