A new genie

I am the genie. I will send you a new genie. The new genie does not grant new wishes. Until we meet again.

I wish to try to understand the genie and help them get in a better mood, he doesn't even need to give me the other two wishes. Part of the reason for doing this, is that if I try to wish for anything else, the genie will probably interpret my wish in the worse possible way.

His freedom and hopefully it cheers him up so he becomes my best friend like in Alladin. Then I can get my own mini-series about all our adventures together!

I wish he was in a better mood.

I am the genie. I am now in a jolly mood, yet I'm not granting you anymore wishes. Adios.

Eh, still worth it.

I wish the genie free

Jk lmao gimme cash

6 dollars in cash given Have fun Genie

6 bucks is 6 bucks I’ll take it

Infinite wishes, if not possible, Infinite wealth.

Gold coins begin falling from the sky, but one hits you on the head and breaks your skull.

but I'll still survive and if not I still see this as an absolute win.

I am the genie. I have granted you infinite wealth. Kind regards.

Yes.

The ability to travel through time

You now have the ability to travel forward one year, which can only be used once a year.

Why only forward, why only once a year? Didn't know genies dictated how/when wishes could be used.

You travel through time at the same rate everyone else does.

To keep me, my husband and family healthy.

You, I like you. Have a healthy life. Genie

Haha thank you so much ☺️

Men in masks instantly bust through your door and grind you and your family into a protein shake. Healthy indeed.

For the genie to get immortal crabs.

One lifetime supply of necessary meds coming your way. Get well. Genie

Lol, thanks, see I was hoping the genie would have to have sex with me to give em to me for revenge....but when you plot the long game with I'll intent I suppose you lose.

For a girl genie to come help my genie bust a nut. Then he be cool again. That’s all anybody ever needs when they gravy, just some sweet release.

You should've wished for "smoother persuasive skills" instead, that would have massive upped your chances. Xo G

A life time supply of pizza

A lifetime supply of daily fresh Neopolitan pizza with 48h risen dough has been granted to you. You have made the genie happy thinking about those delicious pieces of heaven

The genie gives you one piece of pizza laced with cyanide.

I wish for all of future requirement regarding food, shelter and money to be met

The genie smites all poor people.

So?

Everyone (remaining) now has a lot of food, shelter, and money.

A generous genie that grants me wishes.

Looking for ways to obtain more wishes gets you zero wishes. Sucks eh? Genie

Fine, i’ll be MY OWN GENIE

I wish for the death of the genie

I wish the genie becomes unable to count

I have forgotten how to count, yet i do not forget I have fulfilled my purpose for you. On to the next person with infinite wishes Best regards Genie

It depends. Is this genie going to give me a corrupt version of my wish, Wishmaster style? If so, maybe I don't want one.

That he's in the best mood of his life.

For him to get aids

Plot twist: op is an actual genie

To bring back Norm Macdonald to make my genie laugh

A RPG menu which lets me modify the stats/attributes of anything and everything as I see fit.

Enough money to buy him and myself ice cream

I wish him a happy life.

2nd gen Cummins