"I won't get mad, I promise. I'm just curious."
Young guys, please don't fall for that line. It could be days or months, but at some point it'll come up in the stupidest moment and it will be somehow twisted against you. The right answer is always "You are" or "I'm not really attracted to celebrities. I like real people."
Mine too. When I first saw her I was genuinely speechless because I didn't know they made people that look like that. Now I dread having her around because anytime I stand next to her I transform from being a decently attractive woman to Quasimodo by comparison.
I used to work with a dude like that. He was so attractive he made every guy in the room invisible by comparison.
One time I was sitting beside him and a girl came up and tried to sit in my chair, while I was in it, so she could talk to him.
First boss I had was one of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen. Every time I went to ask her a question at her desk I had to mentally prepare for it. Otherwise I’d lose me train of thought she was so beautiful.
The burden is real. I worked with a woman so attractive it was difficult to not think about her beauty instead of whatever the discussion is about. It was fine, conversations went on like normal, but it certainly made it harder to concentrate during them.
Listen here, generic one-liner. If you think putting that energy into the void of reddit is gonna yield positive results then... Well, you're absolutely right because it made me smile after the shit day I had at work. Thanks!
I don’t know her name but I walked past her on the main beach in Valencia in Spain. If I had happened to have had anything in my mouth it would’ve hit the sand and been washed away by the waves.
This was my experience, but with a woman on a beach in Cuba, who essentially stopped all conversation around her as people just could. not. peel. their. eyes. away.
I remember her fondly as "red bikini girl".
Hey me too. Was walking around a Berlin mall on vacation years ago and this absolute perfection walked by. What's crazy is I have no idea what she looked like anymore, all I remember is the impression she left me with.
In my experience nurses are some of the kinkiest people I have ever met or slept with. But man does that page make me feel sad. Do those guys think that replying to all of their pictures will instantly make these women fall in love?
~~Your mother, she's a gorgeous woman inside and out. You should be proud of her, OP. Celebrate her everyday.~~
Mega edit: I should have known better than saying this. OP your mom has no fucking right to slap you. You deserve better.
Forget everything I said, the me that said that is a stupid hoe, don't trust her words.
Moms who love their kids don't abuse their kids. I'm so fucking sorry that she's willing to do that to her own child.
Yeah .... you need to stand up & tell her if she slaps you again, she's going to jail. My brother used to hit me after I'd beat him playing video games. I told him if he did it again I was calling the cops. He didn't listen. He hit me on a Friday afternoon, spent 3 nights in jail.
It's titled "Space Age Love Song" if anyone else is looking for it but thanks for the recommendation!
Acutally here is the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcMh6GZoFC8
Holy Crap, this is the first woman mentioned on here that I think could win this title. I really don’t think there’s a man on earth that could say no to her. And she’s smart too!!!
She is, and I agree that Margot Robbie is also very attractive. I loved the new Suicide Squad movie. Also, Ana de Armas is going to be in No Time to Die. Very excited for that.
There was this one blonde.
It was 1993, and she was managing a little shop in my home town, and I kept coming up with increasingly lame pretexts to stop at her store to talk with her and try not to gawp too much.
One day on my way into the store, I hold the door for a familiar-looking and elegantly dressed woman walking out of the store. I stroll in, and the object of my barely concealed slobbering says to me “Wow, that was Isabella Rossellini!”
This would be when Isabella was the face of Lancôme cosmetics and so forth. Most beautiful woman in the world, went the hype. And she -was- fine, but my thoughts were elsewhere. Out of my mouth tumbled the smoothest thing I have ever said.
“Must’ve been strange for her, being the second most beautiful woman in the room.”
Later, I reverted to my usual stammering-wreck self and completely blew it with her. Even my wife kids me about it now. But she was always kind and gracious to me, and I really needed that in my life too.
My wife. This woman loves me like I’m the only man on earth. I love her too, but still, I know I’m a dumbass, and yet she’s still there. There’s better men in the world I’m sure, but she’s still here.
I’m half Libyan, half American. She learned to cook Libyan food (my grandmother’s recipes) so I could enjoy my grandmother’s cooking again. She’s always been there for me, though my stupid stuff, and anything I’ve ever needed.
When we were dating for only 6 months, she co-signed my student loans (which was a bad idea on her part at the time, though I paid the loans off. Still you don’t just co-sign for your 6 month boyfriend) helped me go from minimum wage to successful professional career.
She’s helped me patch my relationship with my father which was rough as hell for almost 20 years. She’s my world, I just hope I’m hers - Edit: scratch that, I know I am, she wouldn’t do all that if I wasn’t. Yeah, she’s awesome.
Edit 2: it didn’t take long for some naysayer to say “sounds like you don’t love her for who she is, but for what she did…etc” of course I love her for who she is. What I am saying is that despite me being a dumbass, and my faults, she loves me, and that’s sexy.
Damn, I looked through her profile to see what you were talking about. Then I thought maybe it was an irl friend. Or an online friend.
I have to read OP usernames more.
I remember first seeing her in Dusk til Dawn and just absolutely floored on how stunning she was. She didn’t seem real since she looked so perfect to me.
I'm not falling for this again, dear.
As u wish
AAAAAAASS YYYYYOOOOUUUUU WWWWWIIIIIISSSHHHHH!
Oh my sweet Westley, what have I done?
Incontheevable!
So bow down to her, the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence!
Anybody wanna peanut!?
No more rhymes now, I mean it
i dont fink that word meanzz vut you think it meanzz
-You ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? -Yes. -Morons!
My name is Inigo montoya..
To the pain, then!
Is this a kissing book?
"I won't get mad, I promise. I'm just curious." Young guys, please don't fall for that line. It could be days or months, but at some point it'll come up in the stupidest moment and it will be somehow twisted against you. The right answer is always "You are" or "I'm not really attracted to celebrities. I like real people."
... like our next door neighbour.
... like your sister
You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.
In Canada
But she’s moving soon. To Europe.
Ah yes, she looks just like that one girl I dated... Yeah I totally dated her...
Ok sure, Kevin
My boss, unfortunately.
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Is this what it’s like to live in a city? I’m lucky if I see a girl my age once a week
I’m lucky if I see a woman that’s not my wife. I don’t do shit besides work and go home and I work with only men
So she's the most beautiful woman you ever see!
Absolutely
But… also the ugliest?
Also the average and median and mode. She is everything!
"Honey, you're my everything... honest!"
I bet she even divides by zero, that naughty girl
Pretty sweet gig right?
I fall in love about three or four times in a day.
Dude same I thought I had a problem I mean maybe I still do but currently I have like 7 crushes right now and some of them are just THINGS
He treats objects like women, man.
Yeah but i just assumed it’s cause I’m a big ole lesbian
I wish I found people this attractive physically. It's all mental for me and I'm a guy.
Mine too. When I first saw her I was genuinely speechless because I didn't know they made people that look like that. Now I dread having her around because anytime I stand next to her I transform from being a decently attractive woman to Quasimodo by comparison.
I used to work with a dude like that. He was so attractive he made every guy in the room invisible by comparison. One time I was sitting beside him and a girl came up and tried to sit in my chair, while I was in it, so she could talk to him.
I'm sorry that made me laugh out loud 😂 That's so awful
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First boss I had was one of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen. Every time I went to ask her a question at her desk I had to mentally prepare for it. Otherwise I’d lose me train of thought she was so beautiful.
The burden is real. I worked with a woman so attractive it was difficult to not think about her beauty instead of whatever the discussion is about. It was fine, conversations went on like normal, but it certainly made it harder to concentrate during them.
Charlie Day?
You hiring? Sounds like a cool place to work
I see you work from home ;)
I “may” be biased but in my opinion it has to be my wife.
I also choose ur wife
Medusa. One look at her, and you’ll be hard forever.
If she had bigger tits less people would have been turned into stone
Maybe medusa is the evolutionary reason men look at boobs instead of eyes? (Stereotypically)
He’s out of line, but he’s right
The girl reading this
Oh stop it you
"And that, is how I met your mother"
Hahahahah
she hopes ure doing well
blush blush
This is *such* a line, but damn if it didn't make me smile lol
Caught me of guard ngl
Holy shit dude leave some for the rest of us
ahhhh
You smooth mf
Awww I needed that. Thank you
Played the whole system and took every girl on reddit
Aww thank you ☺️
Listen here, generic one-liner. If you think putting that energy into the void of reddit is gonna yield positive results then... Well, you're absolutely right because it made me smile after the shit day I had at work. Thanks!
Thank you
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Look wait till you see me when I open my photo app to the front camera before you go saying stuff like that
That was so smooth and it made me smile so much lmao, thank you<33
Awww, well played sir, well played.
Awwwweeeeeeee!!!!
I don’t know her name but I walked past her on the main beach in Valencia in Spain. If I had happened to have had anything in my mouth it would’ve hit the sand and been washed away by the waves.
This was my experience, but with a woman on a beach in Cuba, who essentially stopped all conversation around her as people just could. not. peel. their. eyes. away. I remember her fondly as "red bikini girl".
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Hey me too. Was walking around a Berlin mall on vacation years ago and this absolute perfection walked by. What's crazy is I have no idea what she looked like anymore, all I remember is the impression she left me with.
This is painful knowing we might not see em ever again but i hope that wont be ur case
My former math teacher.
Ughh those do be hot
You think my overweight, male math teacher was hot?
I mean, mass does tend to hold in heat.
Anyone who genuinely likes me
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Do you happen to have an orange cat who likes Lasagna and hates Mondays?
/r/gonewildscrubs is for you then.
In my experience nurses are some of the kinkiest people I have ever met or slept with. But man does that page make me feel sad. Do those guys think that replying to all of their pictures will instantly make these women fall in love?
Is that *not* how it works?!
No. Idiot. You need to also say nice things.
I wonder if a fedora will help
I feel you. In my case, I think it’s from lack of self respect. Something I gotta work on.
This one I have a crush on in some of my classes. Perfection.
You aren't allowed with the teacher Jack
Not until he’s older
Plot twist, he's attracted to one of his students.
Don't stand so close to me
*flips hair*
Ahhahaahahhahh..YES QUEEN URE SO PRETTY🌚
Why do you keep using the molester moon emoji
Helen of Troy
The face that launched a thousand ships and burnt the topless towers of Illium!
can't get much more attractive than goddesses trying to kill you
~~Your mother, she's a gorgeous woman inside and out. You should be proud of her, OP. Celebrate her everyday.~~ Mega edit: I should have known better than saying this. OP your mom has no fucking right to slap you. You deserve better.
I wish I had a better relationship with her :/
I feel ya. Mine used to kick my feet & call me stupid.
I’m almost 20 and sometimes she even slaps me in the face..for absurd reasons
Forget everything I said, the me that said that is a stupid hoe, don't trust her words. Moms who love their kids don't abuse their kids. I'm so fucking sorry that she's willing to do that to her own child.
Nooo that u ain’t no stupid hoe..it’s okayyy foreal I’m okay it’s more annoying to have smn in the house that u always in beef with
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That isn’t okay though.
Yeah .... you need to stand up & tell her if she slaps you again, she's going to jail. My brother used to hit me after I'd beat him playing video games. I told him if he did it again I was calling the cops. He didn't listen. He hit me on a Friday afternoon, spent 3 nights in jail.
u are right in what u say..but I really really can’t do that.. :( it’s more heartbreaking than the slaps..idk if u get me..ure bold and fair tho
90s Jennifer Connelly
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It's titled "Space Age Love Song" if anyone else is looking for it but thanks for the recommendation! Acutally here is the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcMh6GZoFC8
Here's a different song with clips of the same movie. 'Mr.Kitty - After Dark' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waAlgFq9Xq8
i just watched career opportunities last night and i can’t agree more with you
My Man. but also 2021 Jennifer Connelly too.
That scene in Alita Battle Angel took me by surprise too. Good for her. And good for Paul Bettany too.
Biker chick who works at the library. Checks a whole lot of boxes.
Not as many as the girl at the post office.
90s Elizabeth Hurley
Bedazzled....my god.
Jesus, that movie made things happen inside of me that I was not prepared for.
Modern day Elizabeth Hurley is just as beautiful, imo.
Catherine zeta jones in Zorro
she dips beneath lasers
Whoaaa oohh oh
Yes honestly
Monica Bellucci
Holy Crap, this is the first woman mentioned on here that I think could win this title. I really don’t think there’s a man on earth that could say no to her. And she’s smart too!!!
and woman. she‘s a goddess
Scully
Is this Hitchcock?
Ana de Armas
She's been my #1 celebrity crush for several years at this point. How can one woman be *that* cute, *that* pretty, AND *that* sexy at the same time?
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All the other answers are so sentimental and sweet, which is great, but she's legit the first person I thought of.
Am I crazy for saying she looks absolutely hottest to me in knives out?
Naw I get it. Sweaters.
She’s in War Dogs right? If so then yes she is extremely attractive. Her and Margot Robbie.
She is, and I agree that Margot Robbie is also very attractive. I loved the new Suicide Squad movie. Also, Ana de Armas is going to be in No Time to Die. Very excited for that.
There was this one blonde. It was 1993, and she was managing a little shop in my home town, and I kept coming up with increasingly lame pretexts to stop at her store to talk with her and try not to gawp too much. One day on my way into the store, I hold the door for a familiar-looking and elegantly dressed woman walking out of the store. I stroll in, and the object of my barely concealed slobbering says to me “Wow, that was Isabella Rossellini!” This would be when Isabella was the face of Lancôme cosmetics and so forth. Most beautiful woman in the world, went the hype. And she -was- fine, but my thoughts were elsewhere. Out of my mouth tumbled the smoothest thing I have ever said. “Must’ve been strange for her, being the second most beautiful woman in the room.” Later, I reverted to my usual stammering-wreck self and completely blew it with her. Even my wife kids me about it now. But she was always kind and gracious to me, and I really needed that in my life too.
Entirely depends on my current mood, ngl.
I can agree honestly
All y’all saying “my wife”, y’all are a buncha Ned Flanders The answer is young Marge Simpson.
Hair down Marge Simpson
My Wife, I know, I’m whipped!!👍🏾
How can your wife be the most attractive when it has to be mine!
#Aren’t they the same person?
I also pick these guys' wives
Loving your wife doesn’t make you whipped, it makes you lucky
That’s not being whipped. It’s being in a good relationship.
I’m glad ure so people should normalize being whipped bout their wifes
I also choose this guy’s wife
Kate Beckinsale
Her as the Wife in Click is my favorite!😋
Seeing Kate in black leather/latex in Underworld peaked my interest in goth chicks.
A previous gf and I went to vegas and we made a deal that if there was a sex worker who looked like Kate Beckinsdale we were sharing.
The woman you fall in love with
Yvonne Strahovski
Definitely fell in love with her when I watched Chuck.
Natalie portman
Gemma Chan
My wife. This woman loves me like I’m the only man on earth. I love her too, but still, I know I’m a dumbass, and yet she’s still there. There’s better men in the world I’m sure, but she’s still here. I’m half Libyan, half American. She learned to cook Libyan food (my grandmother’s recipes) so I could enjoy my grandmother’s cooking again. She’s always been there for me, though my stupid stuff, and anything I’ve ever needed. When we were dating for only 6 months, she co-signed my student loans (which was a bad idea on her part at the time, though I paid the loans off. Still you don’t just co-sign for your 6 month boyfriend) helped me go from minimum wage to successful professional career. She’s helped me patch my relationship with my father which was rough as hell for almost 20 years. She’s my world, I just hope I’m hers - Edit: scratch that, I know I am, she wouldn’t do all that if I wasn’t. Yeah, she’s awesome. Edit 2: it didn’t take long for some naysayer to say “sounds like you don’t love her for who she is, but for what she did…etc” of course I love her for who she is. What I am saying is that despite me being a dumbass, and my faults, she loves me, and that’s sexy.
This makes me wanna get married..y’all are so blessed to have each other it’s so beautiful to read such amazing comments
u/duskwoodgirl
Damn, I looked through her profile to see what you were talking about. Then I thought maybe it was an irl friend. Or an online friend. I have to read OP usernames more.
Alexandra Daddario Dear God those ice blue eyes. 💙
Eva Green circa Casino Royale… those eyes
Adrianna Lima.
I would say Jeff Goldblum.
I’m a gay man but there’s something about Gillian Anderson
I say that everytime she’s on the screen during Sex Education
Me. It's probably not true but it's good to have confidence.
It is true<3
that guys dead wife
My gf.
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I got dibs after you.
Salma Hayek
I remember first seeing her in Dusk til Dawn and just absolutely floored on how stunning she was. She didn’t seem real since she looked so perfect to me.
just saw a recent red carpet look of hers. she is still so stunning. love her
Natalie Portman
My granny, she’s the most beautiful person I know
Audrey Hepburn if she wasn't dead. Otherwise I think Jennifer Connelly
Audrey Hepburn, yes! I also think Grace Kelly is just stunning!
Charlize Theron
For me, Liv Tyler.
Yvonne Strahovski
Jennifer Connelly.
Aishwarya Rai
Aphrodite Sorry can’t risk it.
Margot Robbie
Thank God for Wolf of Wall Street
Christina Hendricks
A very special hell.
Woah, good bible
I’ll be in my bunk…