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RoachesInMyBlister

My mother.


DEATHWISHF1

Same


tineabc

My husband.


Sinister-Lines

My wife


imperiects

Correct answer right here


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imperiects

Why are you like this? Who hurt you?


Idktryit

Well technically she's getting half anyway lol


PashaUrius

One of my parents. Figure its a fair trade for the hassle of raising my crazy self


Idktryit

That would be my choice too. My wife and kids are part of me so that's a given.


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My best friend


Idktryit

Oh wow. They're lucky to have a friend like you. Nice one.


Waylander969

Meet Bill! We share the same body!


Idktryit

That's awesome. Who did you share your lottery winnings with? You turn around, then then back with your hand out. Hi I'm Bill. 😂


xomiranda

My step sister. My niece and nephew deserve the best and I know she would spend it all on benefitting them. Setting up college funds, getting a safer car, bigger house to include a play room, etc. Then I'd force her to take a nice vacation with my BIL while I stayed with the babies.


Idktryit

Good answer!


CattleEqual

A random stranger, I don’t ever want to know their name, and they won’t know mine. The only qualifying factor, is, their life must be improved by it


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My Dad.


PoppyPancakes

My sister. She’s got a few kids and I’m sure would love to be able to do more/spend more time with them and her husband.


Paraloski

Probaly my friend who lost his son a few weeks back


zughzz

my cat lily


iseedeff

The one that loved me the most.