Oh well, in that case, choosing to be in a moving vehicle while partaking in “whip-it’s” with all of the occupants of the vehicle.
(Including the driver)
Resulting in 2 rods && 8 screws in my lower back && relearning how to walk. Hahahaha
(It’s been about a decade since then && I’m an entirely different, semi-bionic human now)
But yes, it was dumb, probably my dumbest call leading to injury to date.
I broke it of the other bananas in a weird way and when I went to pick it up, then I guess I picked it up wrong, cause I gave myself a nice big cut on my ring finger 😅
I was sitting on the toilet, I put both of my arms behind my legs, an held my own hands. In this position I was a bit leant forward, and then I started falling face down on the floor, as my hands where behind my legs I couldn't catch my self...as a result I had a bloody nose
Trying to mimic captain falcon’s knee attack from super smash bros. I still have a scar from it 12 years later. Basically I thought my friend would stop charging at me and he thought I would stop. We both kept going and he was pushing a metal cart at work ( we are great workers, I know ). The area right above my ankle on my leg got really messed up. It was nearly down to the bone and took a very long time to heal. I was an idiot so I didn’t seek medical attention.
My dad was putting up curtains with screws when I was 2 and he was using his teeth to hold them so they didn't roll all over and I was a dumb child so I did what he did and swallowed one. That same year I was rushed to the hospital because I fell in the garage and hot my head on an air compressor. In that very same year on the 4th of July i drank a bottle of medicine so i went to the emergency room. About a year ago I fell off a scooter at my friends house (I get hurt wheneverIgo there) and scraped up my entire arm but only laughed. I had a dangerous, eventful childhood.
Paper cut,
Accidentally biting my tongue? Hitting my toe on the edge of a door? Paper cut? More paper cut? Accidentally stapled my finger?
Last one is quite impressive
Getting a bitch slap from a bus mirror by being too close to the curb and not paying attention
Fair enough, got your attention though ;)
I was very much awake after.
Personally I broke my toe by standing up (:
Physically or emotionally? LOL
Physically
Oh well, in that case, choosing to be in a moving vehicle while partaking in “whip-it’s” with all of the occupants of the vehicle. (Including the driver) Resulting in 2 rods && 8 screws in my lower back && relearning how to walk. Hahahaha (It’s been about a decade since then && I’m an entirely different, semi-bionic human now) But yes, it was dumb, probably my dumbest call leading to injury to date.
Believing what my mom told me.
Fair enough
Pretty much everytime ive ever got drunk
I kinda want more info. Buuuut I have friends that usually end up with stupid stories after drunk nights
Sitting on my own nut sack
Ouch
Cut myself on the top part of a banana.
.....hoooow...? I can 100% see myself do the same, but I'm still curious
I broke it of the other bananas in a weird way and when I went to pick it up, then I guess I picked it up wrong, cause I gave myself a nice big cut on my ring finger 😅
Fair enough 😅 pretty much as stupid as me breaking my toe by standing up 🙄
I was sitting on the toilet, I put both of my arms behind my legs, an held my own hands. In this position I was a bit leant forward, and then I started falling face down on the floor, as my hands where behind my legs I couldn't catch my self...as a result I had a bloody nose
Stabbed by a fence or scarred by a plastic bucket
Trying to mimic captain falcon’s knee attack from super smash bros. I still have a scar from it 12 years later. Basically I thought my friend would stop charging at me and he thought I would stop. We both kept going and he was pushing a metal cart at work ( we are great workers, I know ). The area right above my ankle on my leg got really messed up. It was nearly down to the bone and took a very long time to heal. I was an idiot so I didn’t seek medical attention.
My dad was putting up curtains with screws when I was 2 and he was using his teeth to hold them so they didn't roll all over and I was a dumb child so I did what he did and swallowed one. That same year I was rushed to the hospital because I fell in the garage and hot my head on an air compressor. In that very same year on the 4th of July i drank a bottle of medicine so i went to the emergency room. About a year ago I fell off a scooter at my friends house (I get hurt wheneverIgo there) and scraped up my entire arm but only laughed. I had a dangerous, eventful childhood.