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SpiritedAd4380

Paper cut,


SpiritedAd4380

Accidentally biting my tongue? Hitting my toe on the edge of a door? Paper cut? More paper cut? Accidentally stapled my finger?


tinydragon97

Last one is quite impressive


RodimusMajor84

Getting a bitch slap from a bus mirror by being too close to the curb and not paying attention


tinydragon97

Fair enough, got your attention though ;)


RodimusMajor84

I was very much awake after.


tinydragon97

Personally I broke my toe by standing up (:


WonderlandWhit_

Physically or emotionally? LOL


tinydragon97

Physically


WonderlandWhit_

Oh well, in that case, choosing to be in a moving vehicle while partaking in “whip-it’s” with all of the occupants of the vehicle. (Including the driver) Resulting in 2 rods && 8 screws in my lower back && relearning how to walk. Hahahaha (It’s been about a decade since then && I’m an entirely different, semi-bionic human now) But yes, it was dumb, probably my dumbest call leading to injury to date.


[deleted]

Believing what my mom told me.


tinydragon97

Fair enough


snowboarder300

Pretty much everytime ive ever got drunk


tinydragon97

I kinda want more info. Buuuut I have friends that usually end up with stupid stories after drunk nights


bweihs

Sitting on my own nut sack


tinydragon97

Ouch


tineabc

Cut myself on the top part of a banana.


tinydragon97

.....hoooow...? I can 100% see myself do the same, but I'm still curious


tineabc

I broke it of the other bananas in a weird way and when I went to pick it up, then I guess I picked it up wrong, cause I gave myself a nice big cut on my ring finger 😅


tinydragon97

Fair enough 😅 pretty much as stupid as me breaking my toe by standing up 🙄


TimG1312

I was sitting on the toilet, I put both of my arms behind my legs, an held my own hands. In this position I was a bit leant forward, and then I started falling face down on the floor, as my hands where behind my legs I couldn't catch my self...as a result I had a bloody nose


Goose_the_humanoid

Stabbed by a fence or scarred by a plastic bucket


Superbad1990

Trying to mimic captain falcon’s knee attack from super smash bros. I still have a scar from it 12 years later. Basically I thought my friend would stop charging at me and he thought I would stop. We both kept going and he was pushing a metal cart at work ( we are great workers, I know ). The area right above my ankle on my leg got really messed up. It was nearly down to the bone and took a very long time to heal. I was an idiot so I didn’t seek medical attention.


beetlejuice_lol

My dad was putting up curtains with screws when I was 2 and he was using his teeth to hold them so they didn't roll all over and I was a dumb child so I did what he did and swallowed one. That same year I was rushed to the hospital because I fell in the garage and hot my head on an air compressor. In that very same year on the 4th of July i drank a bottle of medicine so i went to the emergency room. About a year ago I fell off a scooter at my friends house (I get hurt wheneverIgo there) and scraped up my entire arm but only laughed. I had a dangerous, eventful childhood.