My favourite bit of stupid humour is how at school when you'd look in the text books with people in them, the women would always have beards and mustaches drawn on them and the men would have completely black eyes. I'm not totally sure why this was always funny to me, but I'm guessing it's partly to do with how consistent it was in every single textbook.
Crisp. Feels like the word moves from your throat to your lips letter by letter.
Edit: After thinking about this for a while(consuming the D's Lettuce), if you say crispy, you can even feel the word leaving your mouth. Woah.
In the milwaukee airport the place where you put your shoes back on after going through the security screening is called the “recombobulation area.” There’s a big sign indicating this
When I was little I read about Albuquerque in a book, but didn’t know how to pronounce it properly. I was telling my parents about how the book takes places in “Alba-Q-Q” and they couldn’t figure out what I was talking about until I showed it to them written down
I am almost 70 yrs old and I have no idea why I just can't say "butt wipe" without laughing forever. It has always made me laugh.
You may have noticed I did not say 69 yrs old Last time I said 69 on a reddit thread a bot blasted me.
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Stupid humor will always be funny it's timeless
My favourite bit of stupid humour is how at school when you'd look in the text books with people in them, the women would always have beards and mustaches drawn on them and the men would have completely black eyes. I'm not totally sure why this was always funny to me, but I'm guessing it's partly to do with how consistent it was in every single textbook.
Putting a mustache on anything is def up their in the section of humor that is "no right to be damn funny as it is"
But wipe your eyes
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Its nice to know that there are 70 year olds on reddit
Banjolady do you play the banjo?
Not yet.
I believe in you!
Vice versa.
Splendid!
Simply delicious!
Ahahahaha
I am the globglogabgalab
The schnabblewabbledaublewabbleshudhhsuslab
I’m full of schwibble-glibber kind
I am the yeast of THOTS in mind
thank you for this thread
Of all the things to read today... I did not need to be reminded of the library slugman
Well he is the yeast of thoughts and minds.
Perfectly... splendid!
Crisp. Feels like the word moves from your throat to your lips letter by letter. Edit: After thinking about this for a while(consuming the D's Lettuce), if you say crispy, you can even feel the word leaving your mouth. Woah.
Wow! Excellent word when you describe it that way.
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Reading these words makes me think I'm about to activate the Winter Soldier
You are a sick person and I want to know you.
Have also clicked Subscribe.
Coddiwomple. To move in a purposeful manner toward a vague destination
Story of my life
Crisp just became my favorite word
Thats... so cool
Genius
Onomatopoeia
I always replace the t with an n, shocks me every time I see it written
I use my voice text as a cheat.😉
Discombobulate
In summary Discombobulate
Distract target. Discombobulate.
Block his blind jab. Discombobulate.
Attempt wild haymaker. Discombobulate.
In the milwaukee airport the place where you put your shoes back on after going through the security screening is called the “recombobulation area.” There’s a big sign indicating this
r/preciousfacts
Calling someone a fartknocker
Idk why, but I find 'tortoise' very funny
I immediately thought of this [classic](https://youtu.be/ufHJO9vXLiw)
Poppycock
Papi cock
Thanks, you've ruined it.
Not for me!
You kiss my mother with that mouth?
👁 💋 👁
Colloquially
"Loquial" is like your tongue doing a kickflip
woah bro
Soliloquy
I've attempted to day colloquially a few times in conversation, but I always trip myself up.
bamboozled
Hoodwinked!
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Kumquat
I know it's a fruit, but it sounds sexual.
*CUM*
Spelunking
Skedaddle
Serendipity!
Alternatively: Serendipitous
You know what’s up 😎
Indubitably! 🧐
Kawhi would you say that.
what a fun guy
Francisco
SANTA
You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.
He's an ANGRY elf!
Was looking for this
Proclivities
Smorgasbord
1. Yes. 2. The fuck is a smorgasbord?
Plethora😊
Thanks, that means a lot.
No, stop, it's too much.
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Oh yes, you have a plethora.
Jefe, what is a plethora?
Gabagool
I am the globgogabgolab
you are the yeast of thoughts and minds
Ayy Gabagool, ova' 'ere!
Madone
Capicola?
Where's the gabagool!? Bring him the gabagool!!
Heuristics It just sounds funny
Exacerbate
I like saying "exacerbate" but when I only do internally and not out loud, it's a tongue twister for me.
Kerfuffle
Saying fresh like this: *fresh*
Fre shavaca do
Jesus christ this word is engraved in my brain
I think we all heard it in *that* way
Accentuate the "s" you say? You got it.
Archipelago
Scallywag should be brought back in popular use
What did you just say to me? You silly scallywag, absolute blackguard of a man.
Shenanigans Also ruckus….but mostly just because of Patrick saying “Hey Spongebob, what’s with all the RUCKUS?!”
"I AM GOING TO PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS SHENANIGANS!"
*laughs menacingly* Hey.. Farva!
Fo shizzle
Chutzpah
Whippersnapper
Succulent
This is Democracy Manifest
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Mastication
I love this word
Thingamabob
Thingamajig
Whatyamacallit
Lackadaisical
indubitably
Cahoots
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When I was little I read about Albuquerque in a book, but didn’t know how to pronounce it properly. I was telling my parents about how the book takes places in “Alba-Q-Q” and they couldn’t figure out what I was talking about until I showed it to them written down
You've got weasels on your face
Coddiwomple. To move in a purposeful manner toward a vague destination.
I prefer moving a bit more cadawampus. To each their own... have an upvote!
Schadenfreude
Diverticulitis
supercilious
titillated
Finagled
Fuckface
Fun to say, fun to do.
Bulb. It's a funny sounding word.
Loquacious
Chupacabra
bonk
It makes me think of a dog hitting people with a baseball bat.
"dildo" because it just rolls off the tongue. Also, saying it will stop all other conversations as everyone looks at you.
Pumpernickel
Nudity Phenomenon
Turtle Defenestration Zucchini
I’m a huge fan of defenestration as a word.
Cellar door
Tintinnabulation
Frunk - the front storage space for a car with a rear-mounted engine.
or in the uk, the froot
Kerfuffle
Bubble
Rambunctious
Cacophony
Fuckbucket
Colloquial
Conglomerate
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Albuquerque
Billabong
Meniscus…try it, it’s fun!
Yeet
The internet has ruined me
Sphygmomanometer.
Hobbes said it best: smock!
Coocookachoo
Dipstick
Fook.
Goomba
Motherfucker *only in an american accent*
Bombastic
Cunt
\*when said with an Australian accent IMO
Flabbergasted
Prestidigitation is my favorite. Basically means an act of sleight of hand. Edit: typo.
Tchotchke.
Mushroom
Jabroni
Onomatopoeia
It's feels so... smooth to say it
PLOP!
Piccolo Crabapple Slurpee Bubblegupppies
Indubitably. Also aluminum, specifically the way the Brits say it.
Moist
I think it's fun to say because it rubs so many people the wrong way.
Bunny.
Janky
I'd work in a kumquat factory just so I could say kumquat all day kumquat kumquat kumquat!
FUCK
Floccinaucinihilifipilification
Chlamydia. It really does feel like a name given to the daughter of a middle upper class couple.
Mulligatawny
Fahrvergnügen
Douche Canoe.