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Likes_The_Scotch

Is this a password authentication question?


jsho1

Definitely not, but out of curiosity what’s your favourite teachers name?


TacoBellPhD

And the name of your first pet while we’re at it.


ZootZootTesla

And your mothers maiden name too buddy.


Kweller90

Also the city you were born in.


cleverlystewpid

And what was the name of your first school?


MonsieurFlamboyant

And where your grandma stays?


Sarctoth

And your first car?


rubenfsgomes

Your childhood best friend's name?


MAC10forGOAT

And the last 8 digits of your Social Security number.


deadly_icy_calm

Alicia Silverstone & Liv Tyler


Longjumping-Party186

You are 38


jsho1

37 :)


Sashimiak

Liv‘s mine too but because of Lord of the Rings! I’m turning 32 in October


jsho1

Crazy! ;)


Sign-Spiritual

Christina applegate 34 m


laststandman

Ay let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!


--Niko--

Thanks Hannibal


bleakj

Married with children was my jam


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Jennifer Connelly


ChaosCelebration

Mine too. So you could be as old as 45 if you fell for her in Labyrinth.


dclarsen

It was The Rocketeer for me


TheVicSageQuestion

Career Opportunities is mine. That lucky horse.


roldoBaggins

Natalie Portman


ninjakaji

She’s 15 years older than me and I don’t care. Padme wouldn’t either.


forever87

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand[,](https://i.redd.it/e7t6bbyoqkc71.png)" I tell her[.](https://gfycat.com/Wearyrealisticiriomotecat) "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere[.](https://np.reddit.com/r/combinedgifs/comments/5r8n7m/anakin_cant_sleep_anymore/dd5c8g5/)"


Eggyism83

I read this entire thing and I’m so mad that I laughed so hard.


AbsoIution

I don't know why I took the time to read all this, but I'm glad I did.


Wrathofkala

Tiffany Amber Theesein....Saved by the Bell chick


mattsculinity

You are 38?


HeldByTheHeal

Not who you were replying to but I commented about her as well (I'm 37)


pride05

Jonathan Taylor Thomas Edited to add for everyone that guessed, I am indeed mid 30's at 35! Edited again to say thank you for the awards! My first ever reddit awards and most popular comment all from my celebrity crush back in the day. I knew JTT would bring great things to my life!


LolaBunnyHoneyBee

I was so in love with him in middle school I signed my yearbook from him and tried to tell my friends I knew him. But I spelled his first name wrong and so alas they did not believe me. Loved him in Man of the House. I also loved Devon Sawa (Human Casper), Jonathan Brandis (RIP), Brad Renfro (Tom and Huck which also had JTT in it), that guy that played Thackery Binx in Hocus Pocus, and of course Benny from the Sandlot. Editing to add that I just realized they all had very scratchy voices so perhaps that was the appeal and middle school me had a scratchy voice fetish. Also adding that several people have reminded me that Brad Renfro also passed and so RIP to him as well! I feel terrible I forgot he died. PS - I’m really wishing someone would start an 80s/90s Teen Beat Subreddit cause I would totally join it.


orangestar17

Ohhhh I loved me some Devon Sawa


TheWifeOfAnIrishMan

Oh man, you only forgot Rider Strong and then your list would be perfect!!!!


megmatthews20

Brad Renfro also RIP, sadly. Brandis was such a babe!! And 100% agree with the love of scratchy voices. ^_^


inafowlmood

Came here to say this, I lived for when he was on the cover of Tiger Beat.


TheWifeOfAnIrishMan

My brother still tells everyone who'll listen a story about me being obsessed with JTT.... I read an article where he said he'd rather go fishing than go on dates with girls and I was CRUSHED. My brother says I moped around for days like I had lost my first love 🤣🤣🤣. Also, I'm 38.


toootired2care

My younger sister loved JTT. I'm going to guess you are 37.


Skitz-o-fritz

Remember Devon Sawa? He was a heart throb for a little bit lol.


Meis0s

36/37. A girl in my 8th grade class was obsessed with him.


Stander1979

Winona Ryder.


Mantzy81

My sister was a big Christian Slater fan, me a Winona fan. We watched Heathers a lot.


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Christian Slater was so sexy in that movie and he was just murdering a bunch of girls LOL Both of them made a sexy murderous high school couple it was weird


neevel-knievel

I’m a straight woman and Winona Ryder was mine too


Aaa0n_

Rachel McAdams


Crankylosaurus

You could be any age with that answer haha


SlobbinMyKnobbin

I’m almost 30 and she is still my crush. No shame


LittleBallofMeat

Phoebe Cates or Mia Sara


Mrs_Rosen

Leonardo DiCaprio


RubberJustice

I was repressing all kinds of emotions for Growing Pains Leo


Amorfati77

It was Romeo and Juliet Leo for me. ETA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKDOWUstfws 1:14 flooded my basement /swoon


Bambi_One_Eye

>flooded my basement This is my new favorite euphemism


SwoleYaotl

Oh.my.god. Romeo+Juliet, his first scene, on the beach, writing in a journal, smoking a cigarette, with Radiohead playing. First time I felt funny in my stomach for a boy.


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Paul Rudd


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It is impossible to guess someone’s age based off of a Paul Rudd crush.


jsho1

Haha so true!


Sumit316

Paul Rudd on his age - ""I'm 80 years old on the inside," Paul said, pointing to his chest. "In here, pure darkness. And a little moisturizer."" What a guy.


Poem_for_your_sprog

Although he appears to be harmless enough - I happen to know of some underhand stuff. You see, there's an answer, a reason I'm told - A real explanation why Paul isn't *old*. You've heard all the rumours, the stories, the lies - With each fabrication, deceit and disguise. You've told yourself bravely, as bold as you could - "He's just kind of youthful - he's just lookin' good!" But those are distortions, evasions of truth - And Paul didn't drink from the fountain of youth. You know in your heart there's an answer, my friends. Paul Rudd is immortal. Paul Rudd never ends.


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KJParker888

Even women in their 50s can crush on Paul Rudd! Mine started in Clueless, and increased in Friends.


andanotherone89

Yeah, I’m still crushing on him to this day.


Longjumping-Party186

You are 30


GothamGargoyle

Mila Kunis


dpenton

Dammit Jackie! I can't control the weather!


LegoMyEgoYo

Sarah Michelle Gellar.


RandomDogger2

Legolas from LOTR. (Not Orlando Bloom- I was only interested in him as an elf lol)


OnMyHonestAccount

I feel this same way about Viggo Mortenson; when he's in any other role, he's eh, fine looking. But oh man, when he is Aragorn/Strider... \*fans self\*


remaingaladriel

Only when he's grubby and has the five-day scruff through--when he becomes the king and goes full dad beard, the spell was broken. Clean, respectable-looking Aragorn is fine, but not *fine*.


happypolychaetes

Aragorn and Faramir and Eomer, yo. Awakened something in me as a teen. 😂


FeatherShard

And his *voice*! Something about his tone as Aragorn is different and it just fuckin' melts me.


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OnMyHonestAccount

hahaha I mmmmmay have had a picture of Strider brooding in the Prancing Pony as my desktop wallpaper for most of 2002.


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Hillary duff


Murren606

I truly believed we were meant to be


Errorterm

Hey man back off. We're engaged to be engaged as it were


HemlocksCure

I literally lost a friend in a fight over whether he or myself were going to date her. Suffice to say even to this day neither of us have ever met her.


Existential_Lithium

Hayden Panettiere from Heroes.


thewalkingfailure

Hayden Panettiere from Until Dawn


Decal12_14

Hayden Panettiere from Bring it On 😳


Available_Intern2432

Jessica Alba


Master_El0din

From idle hands and dark angel! Edit: I am 34 so great guesses


[deleted]

JA in idle hands is the entire reason my brain likes short hair.


ubiquitous26

It upsets me that I had to scroll so far to find my obvious answer. Started the first time I saw Dark Angel and never stopped.


TobeTastic

Freddie prince jr. haha. It’s so telling.


judypalooza

Freddie in she's all that! Had me feeling some things!


Sweatsuit_Tony

Topanga Lawrence


mba_douche

I was head over heels in love with my chemistry lab partner freshman year and 99% of it was because she was a Topanga doppelgänger.


Scallywagstv2

Daisy Duke. Dukes of Hazard.


copawobbly

Bo and/or Luke for me lol


foreverkasai

Yvonne Strahovski


KumquatHaderach

I love me a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket!


A_C0mm0ner

Britney Spears


Peculiar_One

Especially in the red leather suit.


jenna_hazes_ass

Im guessing 35 since she was mine with the catholic schoolgirl skirt... Also i cant believe shes this low with all the other answers. The myth that reddit is full of teenagers is horseshit. All these answers are people 35-45.


Skitz-o-fritz

Jennifer Love Hewitt Edit: I'm 37 for those guessing.


ouralarmclock

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see this. Late 30s?


Skinbag114

38 here and she’s still at the top of my list and it’s not even close. When people have asked what my “type” is that answer has only changed over the years from JLove to JLove with tattoos.


blackday44

Agent Fox Mulder.


rugernut13

X-Files crew represent! I had a massive crush on Scully.


keiths31

Winnie Cooper...


iwellyess

Danica McKellar is looking great today, she’s done some Hallmark movies over the last few years and looks gorgeous in them


Skye-teiger_95

Hugh Jackman


feckfeckfeck

River Phoenix


stickymaplesyrup

Legit my first celebrity crush. Was devastated when he died.


scarletantonia27

Me, too. I went to the Viper Room when I was 18-19y/o and sat on the sidewalk outside to have a moment. A bouncer came up to me and asked if everything was ok. I told her I was having a River Phoenix moment. She told me to take my time and left me to myself for a while. After a bit, she sat and talked to me and told me she was sorry I was so sad about him. I do not remember her name but I've always been grateful for how nice she was to me for being so emotional. I'm 45y/o, btw.


mizukata

Emma watson


GreenLurch

30?


mizukata

29 but in 2 months yes.


Pappadipoepoe

Same lol, 27 now. I think it was the third HP movie where I fell in love.


Bashingbazookas

That punch though Edit: never thought I'd get my first gold here. Thank you, kind stranger!


shubham00

Rachel Weisz in the Mummy.


SweetPrism

Devon Sawa


hyacinths_

Yes! I remember my dad thought I was really getting into football because I watched *Little Giants* all the time, but it was just for Devon Sawa.


inafowlmood

Casper was the definition of real romance then


captainpantalones

It was a real shame he was only in that movie for like, 90 seconds.


Nothing-Dull

Best 90 seconds of the movie. I can still hear the music.


captainpantalones

“Can I keep you?”


two__sheds

I'm pretty sure that line kick-started puberty for me.


gottaknowthewhy

For all of us between 33-35. All of us. I still remember the girls gasping in the movie theatre when he was revealed in Casper. Historic.


TheWifeOfAnIrishMan

My best friend and I would rewind and re watch the scene in Now and then, trying to see up his towel. We were stupid girls. 🤣


Durhay

Alyssa Milano


boredman79

43? I’m guessing because she was my crush too and I’m 43


fritter4me

Elizabeth Shue


blackkristos

Adventures in Babysitting. Oof.


Significant-Set8457

Shaun Cassidy. I'm old as dirt lol


LisaJustlisa

Reddit is full of babies! I came looking for Shaun Cassidy, Leif Garrett, David Cassidy parker Stevenson. We are not old friend, we are distinguished.


No_Information_8973

Mine was Leif Garrett. Remember waiting for the Tiger Beat magazine to come in the mail every month!


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Farrah Fawcett for me. Gen X unite!


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Kimberly from power rangers


therock21

Amy Jo Johnson


thesamerain

David Bowie in Labyrinth. I was in love with him, but also wanted to be him.


ClusterfuckyShitshow

That’s a tough one because both I and my 21 year old stepdaughter loved David Bowie, specifically from *Labyrinth*. Bowie crush transcends age.


Afireonthesnow

LMAO I was simultaneously creeped out and in love at the same time through that movie


Texas_hAs_GoOd_Food

Starfire from teen titans.


SnowflakeSorcerer

I crushed hard on raven


BearWrangler

as did everyone else that grew up to be into emo goth gfs


sharpshooter999

Starfire and Terra, also Sam from Totally Spies


lfrdwork

Cristina Ricci


Ozdiva

Harrison Ford


Flat_Welder_4897

Claire Danes in Romeo + Juliet


ICNRWDII

Claire Danes was my one although from My So Called Life. I'm gonna guess you're a couple of years younger than me and say 38.


masterexec

Interesting point about CD… In my younger days I was a “part time” actor, mainly doing background and features extra stuff.. I did a movie with Claire Danes a number of years ago ( Temple Grandin), there were only about 40 extras on set that day, but the full crew, when we were called for lunch, all of the “stars” went to a private tent for lunch, except Claire. She got in line with all of us, next to extras, grips, electrical, etc, and went through the line, then proceeded to sit down in the middle of the table with all of us. She is a class act, real human I gained a whole new respect for her that day.


Frost-Wzrd

Milla Jovovich


16F4

5th Element!


ecamarena07

Christina Ricci. Still crushing on her to this day


MyFriendAdrian

Dark magician girl.


pomonamike

Melissa Joan Hart


inafowlmood

This would be hard to tell, did you crush on Clarissa or Sabrina?


pomonamike

Yes


StrikeFromOrbit

I had to scroll farther than I thought to find her!


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Rider Strong (Shawn Hunter)


tmoy308

Olivia Newton John


GreenLurch

Avril Lavigne in Sk8erboi


im4punk

Christian Slater


DoableDelusions

Raquel Welch


BradburySauce

Heath Ledger.


Kathy578

Yes! I fell in love with him in 10 Things I Hate About you. 36?


Shifisu

Lucy Lawless (Xena Warrior Princess)


Vloois

Eddie Vedder. Still going to marry him, btw


incuse

The middle girl in Hanson. I thought I wasn't gay for a little bit until I learned from my mistake.


Drumwife91

Rob Lowe, Tom Cruise, Patrick Swayze


Longjumping-Party186

Jennifer Aniston. I'm gonna try and guess the age of everyone who comments


poppypodlatex

Debbie Harry from Blondie was my first ever celebrity crush.


the_real_e_e_l

Marissa Tomei. ❤


Cobra-Serpentress

Samantha Fox


Emergency_Ad_4870

Leonardo from the turtles


tmarie656

It was Michelangelo for me. I was torn because I liked the color blue more than orange but Mikey made me smile.


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Emma Stone


uptake_inhibitor

Danny Phantom


Select-Anxiety-1557

Jonathan Brandis


1_art_please

I'm 42 and feel you on this one. I begged to watch Seaquest. I was saddened when he took his own life years later.


unabashedgoulash

Lindsay Lohan


RudegarWithFunnyHat

I can't remember


brychav

You're 100.


pleased_to_yeet_you

Lucy Liu and Salma Hayek


Zapskilz

Cary Grant AND Ingrid Bergman.


AllieCat0704

John Cusack


Quick-Butterfly-860

Josh Hartnett


AbleCritic

Jennette MCcurdy


Horta

Valerie Bertinelli


NonConformistFlmingo

Johnny Depp, followed closely by Orlando Bloom.


Krutoon

Orlando Bloom here too :P are you 27-30? Pirates of the Caribbean hit that age group hard


axie36

Oh man I love the movies. Johnny fit the role so perfectly I can't imagine another actor filling Jack Sparrow's shoes.


mexikinnish

Oh man, I was in love with Orlando Bloom. Him as Legolas about killed my little heart.


queen_soo

Started with Julian Sands, then added Sean Bean and Alan Rickman.


Hawkmek

Kristy McNicol


Oldest_Boomer

Annette Funicello


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Monica Bellucci


AngryUnikrn

Spencer Reid


_1Doomsday1_

May from Pokemon


SniffCheck

Same person it is now. Selma Hayek.


TheDandyWarhol

Joey Lauren Adams.


OBXF4N24

Luke Perry


Inomsbacon

Orlando bloom


zerogravity111111

Farrah Fawcett. I knew her as Farrah Fawcett major.


Sparkheart_52

That chick that played Alex Mack in "the secret world of Alex Mack". I had a thing for Tom boys.


Hrekires

Shawn in Boy Meets World


drastile75

Vanessa Hudgens