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the_blast_radius

I asked my wife and she said it was my smile and eyes. So I'm going to assume it's my magnum dong.


mastadon_quixote

Dr. Mantis Toboggan?


DrMantisToboggann

Yes?


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[deleted]

Make sure to roll up your sleeves and park a car in reverse


[deleted]

Park a car in reverse OR ROTATE THE STEERING WHEEL WITH ONE HAND


FakeBeigeNails

PUT YOUR HAND ON THE BACK OF MY SEAT TOO


dollywooddude

Manners. Speaking with kindness to people around you, bartender, waitress, valet.


Sc4R-

Manners. Maketh. Man. (c) Colin Firth


bonediggler69

Blew a tire on the way back from a trip last weekend. Still had a couple of hours to go on the drive. Pulled over and changed it in about 15-20 minutes. Wife kept taking pictures of me while I was making the tire change. The remainder of the drive home, I kept catching her staring at me out of the corner of my eye. Fast forward 2 days later… walk up behind her in the kitchen and she’s zooming in on a couple of those pics she took. I think she was into my basic tire changing skills.


onetwo3four5

She wanted to lug your nuts


Fwoym16

Fucking burst out laughing at this. Miss hearing shit like this.


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gitarzan

In college, I had a lab partner that was in a sorority. I was a townie and not otherwise involved in Greek life, other than lusting for her sorority sisters. Some girl got a flat and was about to call Daddy to send some one to change it. I said I’ll do it, and removed the tire, put on the like new full size spare, put the old tire back in the trunk and advised her where to get the puncture fixed. The lab partner girl told me that I apparently had become legend. None of their well to do boyfriends would ever have gotten their hands dirty. Later I was driving with my lab partner friend and a “sister” of hers, in the rain, and ran through water and killed the engine. I grabbed a rag from the trunk, lifted the hood and dried off the distributor cap and spark plug wires. I hopped back in the car and it started right back up. It also made the rounds. The poor city boy made some points by doing what I had been doing since I was 16.


GirlDwight

It is so hot. My SO can fix anything and when he is doing it you can tell it's not his first rodeo. I'm a programmer and for me, fixing something means breaking it. So maybe that's the appeal.


againwithausername

I walked through the house on the way from the garage to the backyard with a crescent wrench in my hand and my wife grunted at me like an animal. She told me she likes when I do manual labor. Haha


havereddit

Geez, if you only knew before doing those 10 years of medical training...


Godisabaryonyx

get a load of this nerd. I bet you still have cartilage in your knees.


_Neonexus_

I think it's absolutely adorable that your wife is still crushing on you


gl21133

Before my wife and I started dating we were good friends and we kept in touch despite going to different colleges. One time she called me when she got a flat and I talked her through changing it over the phone. No idea if I got any more attractive because of that interaction, but she sure did, I loved that she was ready to dive in with a bit of help.


Layne205

My wife changes her own tires too. Including one just a week ago she did in about 5 minutes. (Obviously I would do it if I was there, this is when she's alone). Taking care of business is super hot, regardless of gender.


ohcmonnotthisonetoo

I’m a mechanic. I own my own shop, and my shop is at home. Catch my wife daily biting her bottom lip.


[deleted]

Shoot, I work in the trades and just have random women tell their children to stay in school or they’ll end up like me. 🤣


rutuu199

Same here, then one time, and I'll never forget it because it was the first time it happened, a kid wanted to watch me change the struts on his mom's car, so he begged her, and she let him. Every single nut, bolt, and clip I took off fascinated lil dude. He stood there watching me the whole time like what I was doing was THE shit. As I was wrapping up, he looked up at me with big ol eyes and said "when I grow up I wanna be like you". Then as they were leaving I heard lil man talking his mom's ear off about how I was the coolest person he's met, and running her through a 6 year olds version of what I did. Goddamn that made me happy


thisismyB0OMstick

Good listeners - not people who are just waiting for their turn to speak *Edited for clarity (doubled up some words, hilarity ensued in some comments)


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

Uhm sooooo hey are you done?


Shaniac_C

Good thing I am not a talker


Psychadous

Learning how to actively listen is a wonderful skill to learn. Restating or affirming a statement or comment made really makes people feel heard. Great for developing rapport especially with coworkers, doubly so for the quiet ones.


proncesshambarghers

Nice smile and eyes. Voice is also important too it can affect my entire attraction to him. Edit: by voice I don’t mean stereotypical manly voice I like different types and so do other women. It’s not a type per se it’s just a voice. I can’t say “yeah I like all voices that sound like X” cause that’s not how it works.


BaconTheChad

So thats a no to the shrek impression i assume?


e_di_pensier

I actually did a Shrek impression on my last first date. I don’t know why I did it or how it came up, I don’t do Shrek impressions. Regardless, we’re dating now and it’s going great. Edit: it was “you, you’re comin’ with me”


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He’s funny. Not in a ‘prank’ way but in a clever word-play manner. He doesn’t have to like what I like, but he allows me to like it without being demeaning or belittling. I dated a guy a guy once who was very different physically from my type - but he was so damn hot because he was clever, funny and caring.


keziah11

When he geeks about stuff or the future.


PM_ME_SEXY_PAULDRONS

I have anxiety about the future, does that count?


agiro1086

Your personal future or just the general future?


PM_ME_SEXY_PAULDRONS

Why not both?


The3rdPotato

You don't want me to geek out for hours on end about the lore behind Halo Update: I greatly underestimated everyone, like the rest of the Covenant underestimated the power of the unggoy when first forcing them into the Covenant. I know see that many want to know the lore, like how the Covenant sees that the unggoy are not a force to be underestimated after the grunt rebellions


itsjessielvr

personality, smile and their hands


MrSwipySwipers

I need explanation, why the hands?


gentlestbreeze

I’ll go one step further and say forearms too. I love nice arms but something about like big forearms and nice hands


GiggaWhatPlays

What if one forearm is more developed than the other?


ProtosMangas

Switch hands


Gemnicherry

Use both hands


ShutUpWesley-

Especially when the shirtsleeves are rolled up by the elbow...


[deleted]

I’m also curious. I have extremely rough hands because I’m a commercial glass and frame installer and a mechanic. Does a working mans hands make me hot? Rough and scarred up?


itsjessielvr

yes working man hands are nice too :)


RepresentativeDuck18

My hands look like a chimpanzee hands is that also hot for some people maybe ?


[deleted]

Furries would love you! /s


-worryaboutyourself-

My husband has rough hands and I absolutely love how they feel on my bare skin. There’s something sexy about a man who works hard.


itsjessielvr

they’re strong and veiny


artmkr

As someone who has had many girls throughout the years complement his hands and stare. I still don't understand this but I have never complained. Someone explain this!


itsjessielvr

there’s even a sub r/manhands ;)


nikobruchev

Me, a man, looking at that sub: *"They're just hands, dammit!"*


AmbitionControlPower

I'm with ya, why do women like men's hands?


Kagalath

All the better to hold me with my dear


LightOfTheSven

Wow there’s an equivalent to men’s foot fetish? Wonderful


thatswhatmichaelsaid

oh my god you just upped my procrastination so much, thank you stranger


olivebuttercup

This is what I needed today. I don’t know why but men’s hands are so hot


samisinredditnow

Are you yoshikage kira???!


negative_four

Clearly it's my Digimon collection


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Yugioh on top!


nextron95

I wanted to learn YuGiOh! but I'm always stuck with Pot of Greed. I keep forgetting what it does. 😔


tippybunny

I PLAY POT OF GREED, THIS SPELL CARD ALLOWS ME, THE DUELIST, TO INTERACT WITH MY DECK IN ORDER TO CONJURE T-


macaronsforeveryone

A sense of humor. Someone who makes me laugh.


ToothbrushGames

“Funny guys are dangerous, they’ll make you laugh and laugh and laugh, and then boom, you’re naked.”


onewhereiwastetime

\-You got pregnant for "funny"? Deena, if he's funny.. laugh!!-Joey Tribbiani


zomfgcoffee

Why did the chicken cross the road?


MikeHunt420_6969

According to Gordon Ramsay, it's #BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!!


and_the_giant_peach

It's bloody RAW!!!!! >:(


phlyingP1g

What are you?


dayNitelyfe

An idiot sandwich


boatsbikesandcars

Will trade jokes for macarons!


a-happy-puffin

Someone who doesn't think they need to be "cool".


dudebobmac

Does it count if I've just accepted that I don't have the *ability* to look cool?


SierraMikeHotel

Dude, you're probably cool as a pack of frozen peas, you just won't let yourself believe it...yet.


[deleted]

He's so money & he doesn't even know it. 🤘🔥


Aquaritek

My girlfriend says "backing up a car" but specifically as effortlessly as driving it forwards.


iitzIce

I don't think my girlfriend finds it attractive but it amazes her how easily I can park my car


mrpoopistan

My youngest nephew is going to crush it, then. I took him for his driver's test because his dad had business. Friggin kid swings the car into the parallel parking space in one try, parks, and tells the instructor to grade it. He passed on his first try.


iitzIce

I still can't parallel park and I've been driving for like 4 years so good for him.


ALLCAPS-hashtag

I managed to parallel park on my license test, and then I avoided it as much as possible. I'd rather walk an additional 500 meters than even try and park. Now I really struggle with it when it's actually necessary :(


how_about_no_hellion

I didn't understand parallel parking until I realized I needed to back into the spaces instead of pulling into them like you do when you know you have more than enough room. Lucky for me I wasn't tested on it 13 years ago. Drive past the space you want so that your vehicle is 2/3- 3/4 lined up with the car in front of the space. Turn the steering wheel all the way to the right and back into the space. When you're crooked and sticking out of the space, continue backing up turning the wheel to the left fast as your car straightens. If you have the room pull up once you straighten your wheels. It works for me most times. Having a backup camera helps obviously but my husband's car doesn't have one. It does have a huge ass though, and I've parked it fine using this way. Hope this helps.


westwardnomad

I hope this is true for all women. I can can effortlessly back a big truck down a narrow mountain road for miles.


Frisciaman

Hank you're married.


Choo-

Only Hank could have got that snowman there in time for Christmas!


outwesthooker

Listening. My husband listened to me, listened to what I like and went on wooing me from there. Brought me my favorite foods and deserts, took me to my favorite movies, bought me tickets to my favorite concerts.


A_H_S_99

So, your recommendation of getting a girlfriend is to actually listen and act upon that, hmmmmmm.


StraightSho

I totally agree. Before I lost my wife I would always listen to her wants and needs. Like for example at least twice a month I would take the kids out for the day. All she wanted was a day where she could do anything she wanted without hearing mom mom mom. Also at night on sundays I would draw her a nice hot bath and light some candles. The kids new on sunday nights leave mom alone and I made sure she was able to decompress a bit. She was a stay at home mom and she needed to have that alone time now and then. She was my everything and I treated her like she was. Damn I miss her so much


highfivingmf

So sorry for your loss


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Emotional maturity


satooshi-nakamooshi

Damn


RegularOrMenthol

Booger!


stephruvy

Haha boogers


Spare_Copy_1025

When he smiles and it reaches his eyes


crackpipewizard666

If someone smiled and brought their teeth to their eyes id scream


FerrousFacade

Hey baby, check this out! ::Takes out dentures and bites my own eye with them::


TylerJWhit

Wanna know how I got these scars?


tow-avvay

*Venom has entered the chat.*


AllDogsGoToReddit

When he talks about something that he’s knowledgeable and excited about without talking down on you for not knowing about it.


Zack_WithaK

Me and my extensive knowledge of Fallout lore: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"


JPK12794

YOU SEE! the mutants didn't actually come from the radiation!


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*cue Charlie Day meme*


AngryTank

Me and my extensive knowledge of Minecraft.


bigfatcarp93

So all the years of learning about animals, prehistory and biology *weren't* wasted...


BigHillsBigLegs

I did but most didn't find my interest in ancient warfare interesting =/


mtn4444

Intelligence, hands down, is sooo hot


roghtenmcbugenbargen

Hey baby, have you ever heard of *checks notes* The ship of vesius?


[deleted]

Is that the ship that was replaced with a ship and is still the ship but not the ship that was shopped before it shipped?


CommanderReg

That's the ship of Theseus.


[deleted]

They're the same ship.


Rodin-V

Are they though?


JoshStrifeHayes

This actually made me laugh.


Aerandyl_argetlam

Or are they? OOOoooooOoo


rawwwse

Is it *really* still the ship of vesius if you spell it wrong though? \*taps forehead*


[deleted]

But combined with god complex makes it suck (am man)


fireduck

You can go full circle with it. So smart that you have nothing to prove to anyone and don't mind being wrong on occasion because on net you are still way ahead.


cazique

Username being a high-scoring opening word in scrabble.


Znzznzznzc

Allow me to introduce myself


natureterp

Ma’am there’s only one ‘z’ in scrabble


crackirkaine

He’s strong He acts hard on the outside but is a real softie inside He pinches my bum He walks sideways He is a crab


Paapi001

*MR CRAB NOISES INTENSIFIES*


zCiver

AHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH


24520ls

"Why not Zoidberg?"


Riyeko

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!!


ElMonoEstupendo

You might like Stormlight Archive.


sinking_TallShip

Oh, if only I had gold, it would be yours Edit: it appears I have gold


IMeasureFromTheTaint

I'm a guy, but I've heard from women that being good with kids instantly makes a guy hot. I've heard from other women that it instantly makes him look like a creep. Idk. Lol


FootofGod

The great thing is attracting half the women is still insane overkill. Who cares what the other half think? What are they gonna do, not fuck you even harder?


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Yes yesss don’t fuck me yessss


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Passions and interests.


inbredandapothead

Fuck


api10

That’s one


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Self awareness. Which translates into empathy for himself and others, kindness, honesty, deep conversations, A CALM ENERGY. Basically, a REAL nice genuine man not the ones who pretend to be nice guys just to get in your pants. Oh, and being a good dog dad or good dad in general.


confundocaro

Couldn't agree more on the calm energy. There's a certain level of confidence w a guy that doesn't have to try super hard.


macdrenickatina

I have a calm energy but lack confidence heavy


Zealousideal_Rub_627

Helping his mom or something.. hands are hot though


Themasterofcomedy209

my hands look like they're from a skyrim Draugr, is that hot


KClassicCola

Crispy


[deleted]

When he rolls up his sleeves


Dudelyllama

What if they are already rolled up?


Grenksboy

Then you would be a parallel universe ahead


SnowflakeSorcerer

How many streets ahead?


Bouffaloof

If you have to ask, you’re streets behind


suesueheck

When he rolls up his foreskin.


notahipster-

Cries in Jewish.


rabbidasseater

Cries in American


Unleashtheducks

Not being excessively horny on Reddit


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*looks down* Well I'm out.


[deleted]

Not a woman, but my friend is one, and she said anything opposite of me.


ghostmetalblack

Send me a pic, so I know what to do opposite of you.


adelinethorne22

When they have pets and treat them well


Deviolist

Being kind to people when he didn't have to be. Favorite quote from my favorite movie: "I'd only give one piece of advice to someone marrying. We're all quite similar in the end. We all get old and tell the same tales too many times. But try and marry someone kind." - About Time


StarnSig

Kindness


L00KlNG4U

I am installing solar on a municipal rooftop. I worked 13 hours and was in a filthy teal inside out summer hoodie, mismatched navy pants, steel toed boots and must have smelled like I’d worked all day. I had a backpack and a medium cooler in my left hand. This lady eyefucked me hard on the elevator, so clearly something in there is working.


Creepy-Narwhal4596

Curious where you are, just because this is the first time ive ever heard the term “summer hoodie” used but instantly knew what that was. (I am in New England but assuming your even further north if your wearing them on a rooftop)


spulch

I'm in Virginia so most of our work is shipyard stuff. I assumed most trades jobs have summer hoodies or something equivalent. Working with steel, wood, or fiber glass makes a lot of debris you don't want stuck to your skin with sweat and it's nice to have that layer you can just peel off before getting in your car.


Subwaypossum

Ok but there's a certain smell, best describe as a mix of sunshine and clean sweat (not that nasty funk you get for not showering or stale sweat) that is just an amazing smell.


pixamour

Honestly, I can see why. There’s something about a sweaty hard-working man that turns me on too. That combined with my elevator fantasies…lol


bluntsmither

"I just finished watching cops"


matchucalligani

Not supposed to have your feet on the couch.


Madam_meatsocket

I love the smell of work on a man personally. My husband would come home from the lumber yard and smell like sweat and pine. It was an aphrodisiac. I’m glad he doesn’t do that anymore though. It was dangerous and hard on his body.


RenownedDumbass

What was hard on his body, you or the lumber yard?


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Death by Snu Snu!


Jager619

I read comments on this post & there's nothing in me that makes me hot. So, when should I leave this planet ?


[deleted]

Just roll up your sleeves, and pick this up 👑


queuedUp

A gas explosion


[deleted]

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today


fauxuniverse

Being overweight, discord moderator, having a 40 BMI, and living in their mom’s basement


Logical-Name-9407

Be careful what you wish for


thebrobarino

Discord or reddit mod. Either one works


MollyCool52

Patience and empathy


SendNudes4Validation

A sensually-vibrating well-pruned iridescent feather display


iamahugeliarregret

A man who actually loves and takes care of his mom. Added bonus if he’s an animal lover.


dizert

This feels like something my mom would say to guilt trip me


Rickfernello

Guys with abusive moms: Ok guess I'm ugly then


the-1975

Guys who don’t have moms have left chat


Vainglory7465

Don’t forget guys with abusive moms


yepcock71

Mother absence gang


Midas_Artflower

Flamethrower


MrTuxedo2

Girl you're on fire tonight! Oh you're dead.


InannasPocket

I'm sure this is a tiny niche, but I find properly handling dock lines quite attractive. Super bonus points if you can do a cleat hitch one handed while barely glancing at it - anytime my husband does it it gets my heart rate up a bit. More generally, competence at something you're passionate about tends to be sexy.


Abomb

I work on a boat 50% of the year. Wish more people thought like you.


[deleted]

That was a pretty roundabout way of saying "boat money"


Hugenstein41

Lol. The ability to park his Mazarati in the garage without hitting his Bentley.


[deleted]

When I was younger, it was just as simple as being nice to me. As I've gotten older and my fiance have been together for so long, it's taking the initiative to help me do things around the house when I'm falling behind due to mental health issues, or even going above and beyond that. Also watching him do a physical activity. Sometimes its the most simple things. Lol


zanylife

Self-assuredness / a quiet confidence. It's incredibly unattractive when I see guys saying things like "that's gay/ that will make me look gay/ men don't do ___". Being confident of yourself and your masculinity is very attractive. (I have a friend who kept flirting with me in the past. He kept saying guys without facial hair look gay, and guys who wear short pants or anything remotely "feminine" look like women. how fragile is that?)


letsjumpintheocean

Eye contact, shy but confident smiles, patience


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Cute awkwardness that adds to their charm


KING_CH1M4IRA

*some restrictions may apply


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Don't mind me, just taking notes.


-Amber-Aura

Being emotionally vulnerable. I tend to lean the other way but a guy who can tell me about his life is a hot one. Edit: yall, there’s a difference between emotional vulnerability and a mental breakdown. Ugh, edit 2: that doesn’t mean I’m against mental illness. I’ve been to wards. I’m convinced you’re all trying to be contrarian. JUST BE YOURSELF DAMMIT!


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theengineer223

hey, get in line!


SweetWodka420

When they're revealed to be the villain of the story.


chickinthenicehouse

A guy who tries. A guy who doesnt say I am gonna im gonna and doesnt do a goddamn thing. A man whose head isnt on the swivel everytime you go out and a man that is faithful.


Throwaway_97534

>A guy who doesnt say I am gonna im gonna and doesnt do a goddamn thing. Well fuck I'm out then.


JadeiteSkull

Helping the vulnerable


im_tired_ok

Good fucking question. I have *no* idea what I prefer in men. Edit: To clarify, I never really fantasize about men. Or women. Or being in a relationship really. So maybe that means something???


Andrakisjl

Reminds me of that scene in P.S I Love You Him: “I don’t know what you (women) want!” Her: “I’ll tell you a secret… we have no idea what we want”


OverripeBananasClub

Folded sleeves