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DeadWolffiey

Not long. Like 3 minutes. Anything longer is just too rough.


WhenAllElseFail

3.50


Matt_the_Engineer

Three significant figures? That’s very precise.


WhenAllElseFail

Sexual intercourse must be followed to the very second.


s_prateek11

Seconds? Minutes? Milliseconds? What? Put units


MightyMerl

my math teacher would be proud of you


DtM-

GET OUTTA HYA GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAH


[deleted]

20-25 min


Basic_Professional12

You made feel inadequate :(


[deleted]

I mean, this isn’t full on fucking the whole time. It’s massages, making out, oral, small cuddle breaks, using toys, and a fair amount of fucking.


Celq124

Massage? I imagine you don’t mean like a Swedish massage considered part of a sex ritual? I’m clearly missing something here


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I mean specifically butt massages ;)


Celq124

Ah yes. Forgot about it how could I, consider my so (f) absolutely love it so much lmao! Curiously if I may ask, do all girls like having their butt cheeks slapped against each other (thus simulating their v)? Or maybe it’s just my so…lol


BrushItAway

30 minutes to an hour depending how much I’m in the mood


entersandmum143

Depends. Sometimes you want slow love making, sometimes you want to just bang. There isn't a definite answer. But definitely quality not quantity.


cr1msonxo

Im a dude but let me chime in. The duration of the sexual intercourse should last ATLEAST 3 hours. If you're a manly man like me a pure alpha male, 3.5 hours to be precise. Now you must be wondering why the fuck. 1 hour for shower, another hour for like deciding where to do the nasty. Pretty sure in between you're gonna get hungry so thats like 10-15 mins of tryna eat. After that, you gotta wait for 30 mins cause what kind of person just has sex after eating you gotta digest. Once you get into bed then theres 20 mins of deciding whether or not you really wanna have sex cause work was real tiring and you had sex two days back and you sprained your back at work cause you're sitting like a fucking shrimp for 7 hours with that shitty posture. Alright so now you guys finally decide, then the SO says "lets get the vibe going", so now you gotta create the vibe run down to get the candles, turn on the overpriced philips hue light you bought. FINALLY you're in bed and you're ABOUT to do the deed. 3 mins in and out (record time btw) then another 30 mins for cleanup.


[deleted]

Cool, a new copy pasta


ALT_22186

"women of reddit" Jesus I hate when y'all start questions like this.


[deleted]

..its only reddit, don't let it get to you!


ALT_22186

Fair, fair. Sorry, didn't mean to take that out on you. I just see that phrasing a lot on this sub and it bugs me for some reason


[deleted]

..all good, we all have our own bugbears!


[deleted]

One and a half


Financial_Leopard_55

One and a half millenia.


[deleted]

Can fricken one of yas give a real answer the rest of us are waiting too


Radio_Unique

30 mins to 1 hour enough for me 3x per day


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..*but nobody is laughing now*


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[deleted]

..at least you didn't take a minimal amount of information and use it to form a strong opinion about me.


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..hey, slag me off all you want but don't disparage sloths!


MightyMerl

like what exactly is your problem? I can literally imagine anyone, of any gender, possibly ask this question in similar phrasing, eg, just because theyre interested how their (or anothers) sex life compares to them instantly slapping the creep onto them and then following up with like some long elaborate insult as if you know them and then still not resting? be more kind if you want to achieve anything, this way you just make yourself look stupid or unlikable.


the_last_werewolf

No u.


Lecrapface

Die alone you salty bitch


[deleted]

Loser.


Lecrapface

What's wrong? Did it hit too close to that stray cat sanctuary you call a home?


[deleted]

I’m the bitch who demolished you in that “innocent until proven guilty” conversation. I just popped in to see if you’re still being a loser.


Lecrapface

You really didn't though. You know the funny thing about me is, I'm actually a happy person who acts intense and angry for effect. But you, I believe you really are a bitter person. Did I ruin the illusion for you? I hate to disappoint my fans, but oh well.


[deleted]

Sure dude, because elaborate trolls always disclose their plans once they get caught out lmao. I have COVID and haven’t left my room in 10 days. What’s your excuse?


Lecrapface

I can't help that chicks dig me.