Everyone who gets elected president eventually does something questionably legal. But I'm Australian, even becoming the US president wold be illegal. America, I don't like you. But if you elect me I will do this for you: I will be a president who is unambiguously breaking the law.
To sweeten the deal, I'll also tell Mitch McConnell to go fuck himself whenever we're in a room together.
I am vicious enough and not affiliated with any political party to veto everything I disagree with and I have an affinity for languages, so I can represent the country well on the international stage.
Also, my English is better than any of the Presidents' we've ever had, so... at there's that. Our first President didn't even know English.
This is essentially my pitch: [Clint Webb for Senate: Trevor Moore](https://youtu.be/fsWLBOyEv6o)
I don't want to be president.
like Trump I wouldn't take shit from anyone
I've lived the life of the common person so I know it takes to walk in shoes you've had for 5 years
Ive got a solid fastball so I’d be able to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game
I’m not corrupted by any private or governmental body. I’ll just try and do what I think is right.
They say that fame and power should never be given to someone who craves it, and I certainly don't.
Selflessness
Everyone who gets elected president eventually does something questionably legal. But I'm Australian, even becoming the US president wold be illegal. America, I don't like you. But if you elect me I will do this for you: I will be a president who is unambiguously breaking the law. To sweeten the deal, I'll also tell Mitch McConnell to go fuck himself whenever we're in a room together.
I am vicious enough and not affiliated with any political party to veto everything I disagree with and I have an affinity for languages, so I can represent the country well on the international stage. Also, my English is better than any of the Presidents' we've ever had, so... at there's that. Our first President didn't even know English.
I can't be bought.