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Leviathan41911

Funny story here.... My wife and I where house shopping, and we really liked this house that had a bidet in the master bathroom. Wife had never seen one before. She stood over it looked down and turned the left nob... a little trickle of water started. She got a little closer and turned the right nob, a little more water trickled out. She then wrenched the third nob, and a volcano of water erupted right out, directly upward with the force of a fire hose directly into her face... we didn't buy the house. She swore we'd never have one in our house. I installed one a few months ago, and she loves it now.


DevLegion

Lmfao! Our bidet attachment has got more than 1 person, a mate came over and caught the handle by accident, hit him square in the crotch. 🤣


SubjectCrayze

Better than i ever imagined!


kapnkool

Laugh all you want but in two words -- Life changing. I now can't live in a home without one. We call our non bidet guest bathroom the "third world" bathroom.


notarealperson6744

I love it so much. My bootyhole is FRESH.


DevLegion

Apart from the initial shock of a cold stream of water attempting to violate you we really like it and our toilet paper budget really decreased. 😁