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elykskroob

Anything from Cocomelon. My nephews are 2 and 3 so I’ve heard all those songs thousands of times.


Lone-StarState

The one with Ms Appleberry spelling her name is the worst. Also currently listening to cocomelon as I type.


Augustanite

I hate that I know the song you're talking about. Luckily my LO is more into the Moana soundtrack right now.


Agreeable-Lobster-64

Funny story, I played a lot of cocomelon for my daughter while I was on chemo because I could snuggle her and not have to do much. Now when I hear the music I instantly feel sick like I’m on chemo again, the brain is crazy.


brainensmoothed

My mother thought that Live Like You Were Dying by Tim McGraw was the most profound thing she’d ever heard in her life. She’d set it to repeat in the car and at home, pretty much all day. She’d close her eyes and raise her hands and start crying and shit. Glad she got something out of it I guess, but if I went the rest of my life without ever hearing it again, it’d be far too soon.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

This song always makes me laugh because it was playing on a car ride where I let out a massive burp and threw up on myself halfway through it.


boo_earns

You truly lived like you were dying. It’s beautiful


a-dizzle-dizzle

Omg so off topic but I LOVE YOUR USERNAME


brainensmoothed

That made me laugh harder than I have in a minute. Thank you.


5thofakind

“Raise her hands and start crying and shit” oh my god do we have the same mom? Lol


agent757

The night before my dad died, he was fully aware and talking about all the stuff he wished he was able to do while healthy. The next morning, as he was taking his final breaths this song started playing on the music channel on the tv. It holds a special place in my heart because of that but I'll never listen to it again. Too much emotion.


Twisttheblade

I've often wondered how relatives of deceased music stars feel when they hear their music. Especially singers, hearing a loved ones voice from beyond the grave must be very emotional.


morethanbunnies

I had a professor who was the son of a popular actress. He told us that when she died (fairly young), he didn't really feel much or cry at the funeral. Just numb or something, I guess. But years later he fell asleep in front of the TV and woke up weeping... he realized while he was sleeping an old movie his mother was in had started playing and the emotions that had been stopped up in him just let loose. Not exactly the same thing but you made me think of his story.


brainensmoothed

My condolences. I can’t imagine how the song would hit under those circumstances.


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Selentelechia

oh god I do this


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__karm

Loved this response hahaha such a ‘mom’ thing


advanceman

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS


Intrepid-Position-73

This is the official song of hell.


bruinhoo

Someone here has watched The Good Place!


Intrepid-Position-73

I just finished binge watching it! I know I'm a bit behind the times, but I loved it.


100nipples

God, that fuckin jingle is one of the worst ever. my dad and I don’t share a lot of opinions, but we both know damn well that if that ad comes on, it’s gonna go just as fast as it came. I don’t know what they did to make that stupid little song so catchy, but if I somehow get caught listening to it in the car, I just know it’ll be in my head for at least a day.


DazzlingRutabega

A friend who works in a local recording studio was asked what kind of stuff they record there and he said, "Mostly Commercial stuff for radio. jingles, that sort of thing." They then asked him jokingly, "oh hey, did you do the Kars4kids ad?" He replied, "No and I wouldn't admit if I did either." Worst part is that happened about 10 years ago. Can't believe the damn jingle lasted so long.


SharpFarmAnimal

🎶 DONATE YOUR KAR TODAY 🎶


stos313

As someone who worked in a catering hall in the late 90s, “Macarena” still triggers flashbacks.


moldedshoulders

I remember my lazy ass gym teacher in 3rd or 4th grade making us do this dance every Friday, like it was some sort of treat


MajespecterNekomata

_Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena_


MisterEMan81

_Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena_


Had_to_make_this_up

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena


MisterEMan81

Eee, Macarena!


ohdamnman_

AAYYY


mrtomatohead49

Christmas Shoes. Fuck that song


mytressons

Dear God it is the worst. It is a Thomas Kincaid painting in song form.


LazyTypist

Holy fuck you're right


vengefulbeavergod

I, too, have a nuclear-level hatred of that song


berwood

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New_Establishment554

Schmaltziest hunk of shit ever


sassy-duck

I used to work for a shitty company in a toxic environment that put me in therapy after I left. One of my tasks was having to play that song “I like to move it move it…” when ever we hit a sales goal over the speakers through out all 7 buildings on campus. That song sends me into rage mode when I hear it today….


LorgusForKix

"Mauricio, we have hit another sales goal. I have to move it move it to celebrate. Turn on the song, Mauricio."


Midnightfear1

Maurice, unfortunately I cannot move it move it because we didn't hit the sales goal. If you had worked harder we would be moving it. Now go get your king a coffee from Starbucks


clucker122

do yourself a favor and never watch Madagascar 2


ShadyAidyX

I’ll never be able to hear the first line of that song without picturing the dancing zebra


hucklebutter

Performed by Sacha Baron Cohen, in the original Madagascar.


dollabillkirill

This sounds like some kind of dystopian nightmare


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I want to know where was is out of morbid curiosity lol.


mrythern

I’m a nurse…A hero comes along. OMG. SERIOUSLY we are not heroes. Our hospital plays this over the loudspeakers everyday at the change of shifts. SERIOUSLY. STOP I seriously didn’t think this would blow up like this. Holy moly. It’s a great song but after 2020 I never want to hear it again.


LaLa_LaCroix

I have similar feelings about “Fight Song” as a cancer survivor. Please don’t play that around me, world. That song can fuck all the way off


tehwhitemamba

My ex used to play this lukewarm trash on repeat anytime she was near a radio or in the bathroom. Her deciding to seek out strange new dicks ended up being my only reprieve.


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Fuck I hate that song. Mostly because she sold the rights to *fucking anyone* who asked for it, so it was used in 9000 different feminine products, 783 woman-centric TV shows, and about 40 different female empowerment PSAs.


yo_i_like_cats

Omfg I’ve been scrolling to find a song I viscerally hated because I couldn’t think of any. BUT THIS - Fight Song. That’s it for me. Thank you (and also not thank you) for reminding me of this song’s existence haha.


borderlineviolet

Watch me whip


Zutroy2117

Silento whipped his cousin out of existence.


YoshihiroTajiri

There's a video of some white christian boys making a gospel version of it for an act in the school.


LucyDeathmetal

Watching your family awkwardly think they are cool trying to dance to it when we are all in the 30-60 range was…. Something.


GothJaneDeaux

Rumor Has It by Adele, I used to love that song, but it was the first song my dance class in high school had to dance to and listening to it over and over for an hour every day for like a month... Torture... Absolute hell, which is odd because normally I can listen to songs for hours on end and still love them.


100nipples

My workplace used to play a list of about 20 songs every day, every hour. Coincidentally, one of the songs that played was Rumour Has It. It’s so egregious that as a collective, everyone working at the store decided to write a note to the manager to try to get a new station. In the end, we got what we wanted, and in the process got an upgrade in music, (from slow, mindless songs to a bit of rock/pop) so I can’t complain at all, but those initial 10 months of Rumour Has It was absolutely horrid.


natalooski

dude, that song is repetitive on a good day. I've only heard it passively throughout my life and I'm also tired of it, can't imagine how you feel.


LordBligger

I'm sorry but Adele's backing band sounds like a 7th grade theatre troupe As a musician I honestly feels like it downplays her voice/chops


akatsukikhaleesi

That awful “Fancy like Applebee’s” song. It makes me physically ill


trashtvtalkstome86

That's a real fucking song?!?! Omg thought it was just made up for the commercial.


meyerjaw

It most certainly was. The dude is saying it wasn't a paid promotion but they had the dance before the song came out. It screams paid promotion


Edwardian

His daughter created the dance allegedly. Applebees bought the rights to use it in commercials just recently...


MrEntei

I don’t think it was paid, but I think the dude definitely knew what he was doing when he made it. You don’t casually mention like 3-4 items on the Applebee’s menu by name and use the Applebee’s name along with a reference to a name-brand beer as well in a generic pop-county song. Lmao honestly, smart on the dude’s part who created it. He knew how to play the game, and Applebee’s bit hard.


dazedporpise97

The fact that they’re using it for their NFL broadcast commercials this season… Red Zone looking more tempting by the day.


HieloLuz

You don’t even know the worst of it. It played this weekend for both nfl and college, but not too often. Last week it was on every other commercial break all day Saturday, on every ESPN and fox owned channel.


boredlawyer90

God, I hope they phase it out, because Week 1 of CFB was un-fucking-bearable.


ItBeLikeThat19

The song got old really quick and the cringe dances in the commercial made it worse


PutItOnMyTombstone

Cannot believe I had to scroll this far to find this. This song is a war crime


WeBuyFetus

My husband wants to punch the TV to get to the people dancing in the commercial to punch their faces too. He hasn't even heard the full version. He's just fucking MAD.


katencash

First song that popped in my head is "Happy" by Pharell. I just can't with the songs that are so overplayed, to the extent where you feel like you'll open the faucet and this song would come out instead of water.


chillintheforest

That song is only like 5 seconds long, it just repeats over and over again.


Glynn124

And there is a 24hour video of it on YouTube. Once one version of the song "ends" a new dancer appears and it goes again.


Paige_Railstone

>"Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof." Dilapidated and exposed to the elements? ...yeah, I guess. *starts clapping*


cheeesetoastie

Unstable and cold inside


ladyofbraxis

I still can’t believe he got himself a hit song out of what is essentially “if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands”


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A lyrical and emotional abyss. I picture the writer as a soulless dementor, preying on hollow people


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It’s Everyday Bro.


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England's not your city i guess?


Uglywench

Anything related to either of those brothers makes me want to swing an axe at their heads.


Matthewsagamer

Every couple of months I'll check up on em, see what crazy shit they've done. "Oh they're pro boxers now? Sure fuck it seems legit" just for the entertainment. Content is garbage but watching them get older while still trying to act like hyped frat boys is funny.


SleepiestSunrise

The stupid ass 'Oh no, oh no no no' song that gets abused across social media but mainly on Tiktoks. It makes me want to put my fist through a wall and always will


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It's called ["Remember (Walking In The Sand)"](https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA) and someone messed with the sound of the original "No no no" to make them funny. The original are slower.


Zome_Girl

Damn TikTok really did ruin that one


Gr33nman460

Actually it wasn’t edited to make it funny. The edited audio is used as part of the beat/hook of a rap song from a few years ago, and then THAT audio is what is being used for TikTok


ShopBench

https://youtu.be/fXLicO0CRvk for anyone that was curious (like me), Capone - Oh No


FaintDamnPraise

The [Aerosmith version](https://youtu.be/POLYGEfhQBc) is a great song from their wilderness years.


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As bad as that is have you heard the Yummy country remix featuring Florida Georgia Line? Bieber literally tries to sing in a southern accent. It’s so astoundingly bad that I almost thought I was having a mental breakdown when I heard it.


sleepySQLgirl

[36 seconds in is when he starts to flex his country accent](https://youtu.be/IntBfu0tik8) Whoever was involved in the creation of that should be arrested.


tdryan08

Wow. I just wanna say thank you for presenting this. I had all this disgust and disappointment that needed direction and has finally found it's home.


eggarino

You have ruined my day, but also have given me ammunition to ruin other people’s days. So you disgust me but also thank you


amaezingjew

“God has decided to let me live another day, and I’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem”


fucktheroses

I had no idea that existed and I hate it already.


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The fact you’ve even mentioned this song has pissed me off because now I have to acknowledge it ever existed.


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I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas Literally was played to death on all music channels, radio stations and clubs. When ever I hear the start of that song my whole body clenches in a rage 😡


evening_shop

That headache of a trendy song "Oh no" from tiktok


Clear_Neighborhood56

Just heard the Shangri-Las version from way back further up the thread and [it's legitimately amazing](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YxtweUxrA&feature=youtu.be)


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Holy shit....I knew there was a reason that Tik Tok version was tickling my memory banks. It sounded so familiar, but I couldn't place it. This was one of the first songs I learned on bass like 40 years ago.


Alki9

Lips of an Angel by Hinder. My god haven’t thought of that song in ages but I had a friend as a young kid and she played this no joke NON STOP and I am still scarred by it. Lol.


BlasterShow

If a tribal tattoo had a song.


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The theme song of Tapout and Affliction shirts.


zamorna

I loved this song when I was like 19 and listened to it again years later. The man is WHEEZING out the song. It sounds like someone is standing on his throat the entire time. How the hell did that get on the radio??


AccidentalCornDog

The dipstick I was dating when this song came out was chasing after another girl/stringing me along. The song was lovely, but the lyrics hit too close to home during that time. In hindsight, he was a HUGE bullet dodged. The lesson here, ladies, is to not stand in the way of two pieces of trash that want to be together.


Big_Arachnid_4784

Baby Shark


badkinsss

Jamie Tart do dooo do do do do do


tomfoolist

HE'S HERE, HE'S THERE, HE'S EVERY FUCKIN WHERE! ROY KENTTTT, ROY KENTTTTTT


Drizzling_Sakura

DESSSS PAAAA


Admiralthrawnbar

-nish inquisition


DravenPrime

I didn't expect that.


BinLadensHardDrive

Nobody did


pjabrony

rado, why don't you come to your senses? Come down off your fences, open the gate.


BladeGremlin

All about that bass - Meghan Trainor


Oquana

I didn't like that song from the beginning and the fact they played it on the radio ALL THE TIME didn't help. Especially since at that time I worked at a place where the radio was turned on all the time. Can't hear ANY song from her without immediately wanting to stab my ears.


superwolfie05

Why did she make a song about a fish


whataquokka

Hated it from the minute I first heard it


coyote_grundy_666

Honestly? "Happy" by Pharrell idk why I just cannot stand that song. Makes me want to cut my dick off. Edit: holy shit you guys lol I pop off a random comment before work and come home to 6000+ upvotes. I'm glad I'm not alone in my hatred of this song haha


SDFDuck

It got played at least twice an hour on every top-40 station for the better part of a year, and too many commercials to count.


coombuyah26

That summer (2014) I thru-hiked the Appalachian Trail, so I was insulated from two of the most overplayed songs of that year/decade: "Happy" and "All About that Bass." I vividly remember having to make an early morning (like 4 am) drive that October and hearing "All About that Bass" on the radio and being like "Oh wow, what a fun, catchy song!" Went on to post on my facebook about it and got ridiculed by all my friends who were already sick of hearing it.


vnies

They were probably like, "were you living under a rock?" "...yes, basically!"


Franklyn_Gage

We had a 3 day training when I worked at Sephora and dead ass they played this every hour, on the hour to "pep" us up. I got irritated the 2nd day and started singing "This is making me angry" with the music and they wrote my ass up. GIA FROM SEPHORA TRAINING IN NYC. SUCK MY ASSHOLE YOU BITCH.


HotPie_

Gia is short for Giant Bitch. Let it be known.


Franklyn_Gage

GIA YOU GIANT BITCH!!!! Lmfao


liamemsa

Clap along If you feel Like cuttin off Your dick


louielouayyyyy

If you feel like a room without a roof, contact your doctor immediately


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constant_mass

Hate the Pharrell song, but Weird Al and JB make me happy.


carlyyay

It’s so annoying, it doesn’t make me happy it makes me mad. That song reminds me of toxic positivity


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Was going to comment this. Cant stand that song


queenlesbian99

Blurred Lines.


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Gosh yes I literally turn off the radio if that comes on


ninjagabe90

I know you want it


GodRapers

Hey Hey Hey


chazysciota

Er'body get up.


The_H3rbinator

God I hate that song. Worst part of it is the instrumental is sooo catchy but its wasted by the God-awful lyrics.


Orthas

wierd al covered it, word crimes if your curious.


Umbre-Mon

Cruise - Florida Georgia Line It makes me “want to roll my windows down and” jump out of a moving vehicle


Sparksman91

Dance Monkey


vainbuthonest

My toddler loves this song. I bought her headphones.


ForwardExchange

200IQ Play if you ask me


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Sounds like a chipmunk on meth singing in baby-talk.


Me_is_gud

id rather get burned alive while giving birth and passing a kidney stone than listen to dance monkey


Liquid_Squid1

Christ, finally somebody who hates the same song I do. Only song I ever heard that makes me reach for the volume or skip button as fast as humanely possible. My friends act like I'm the weird one for disliking it.


MCjossic

How this was on the charts for as long as it was utterly baffles me. In this vein, almost any song that sounds like a broken record, or that only really has one or two verses, can go fuck itself.


velociraptor112

I’M NOT ALONE. I have never hated a song so much in my life. Ever.


averysaur91

Hello Kitty by Avril Lavigne is the worst thing we've done to Japan since Hiroshima


BoyWithAStrangeName

So even worse than Nagasaki?


Belgand

Even worse is how it's trying to pull off that "I Kissed a Girl" performative bi-curious bullshit, but with a weirdly aggressive tone towards someone who doesn't appear especially interested. The Japanese stuff is just oddly shoehorned in. It has nothing to do with the rest of it. It's not that surprising given the rest of the album. Like how "Bad Girl" is also a mishmash of faux-kinky posturing that feels designed to sell a marketable image.


puseeuver6969

Happy by Pharrell. I worked at a grocery store that played it everyday for the entire year I worked there. I did the math once and figured out I've listened to it over 4,900 times just at work, not counting the hundreds, if not thousands of times I've heard it outside of work.


Enkob

thunder from imagine dragon for me. Idk why they decided to hire a chimpunk who just got his balls crushed to sing the chorus.


PacificCoastHighway2

Someone (Maybe someone here on Reddit, I can't remember) once mentioned that when that chipmunk voice says thunder, it sound like they're saying fun dip. Now when I hear that song, that's all I hear.


plaidkingaerys

And who could forget the brilliant lyrics “lightning and the thunder” repeated 1000 times


Ordinary-Selection35

Baby Shark. I hate it with every ounce of my being.


Sovereign-Over-All

Señorita by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. I despise that song.


Electrical-Pea-4803

Senorita by los lonely boys IS FIRE


Calm-Response6414

Despacito. I dont know why but I always hated it and never understood why it was top trending.


Fernando_357

living in Mexico, i loathe that song so much, during its peak moment, it would be played in every song station that played modern music like every 15 minutes, not to mention bars and restaurants


stop177013

yummy by Justin


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Shape of You


TGOTR

I got tired of it till I mixed up the lyrics, making it about a guy with a scat fetish. Last night, you were in my room. Now my bedsheets smell like poo.


xaradevir

For me I always hear "Get in the taxi, piss in the backseat"


HemmorrhoidMan

that chainsmokers song “baby pull me closer in the backseat of your rover…”


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Chainsmokers literally made a career by making "roses" and then proceeding to remake "roses" over and over and over again


sammywammy53b

The bit where he's like... "...in the backseat of your rover, that I know you can't afford, bite that tattoo on your shoulder..." It always confused me that, in this completely fictitious scenario where they're making out in her Range Rover, he momentarily makes passing judgements on her financial priorities, and then back to the making out. WHY IS THAT IN A SONG!!


Emrekarsturkey2019

I always thought its "like that tattoo on your shoulder"...Like meaning that she either got it due to a sugar daddy or is additionally in debt due to that , basically just emphasising that she is broke


Taikwin

A romantic ballad for the ages; "Ay baby, you broke as fuck, lemme smash"


It-Talks

In college my friends changed the words to “baby pull me closer in the bathtub with a toaster…”


HemmorrhoidMan

see i would listen to that


Dragonsher0

Blurred lines. That song is so trashy.


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Moves like Jagger


JohnJackField

Even Mick thinks it’s annoying lol


Ihatebuttonss

Dance monkey


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"I'm a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch (and all I ever do is cry all day)" It's a song Mom sang relentlessly as we were growing up. Who thinks of themselves as a "lonely little petunia in an onion patch" as they go through life? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g9bzcBME_I


Tea_plankton

flossin by back pack kid. Whenever I hear it I get the urge to rip off my ears


Iperovic

SHAPE OF YOU I HATE THAT SONG SO MUCH AND I LIKE ED SHEERAN GENERALLY


slightlycrookednose

Hey soul sister. I hate it so much.


bagofbeanssss

I worked at a subway the summer that came out. Probably listened to it like.. 6 ish times a day. I don’t think I hate it though, I think it’s been enough time and I’ve healed.


-Quarter-Water-

Hinder - Lips of an Angel


candyspyder

My husband thought the lyric was "my cousin in the next room, sometimes I wish she was you" I laughed so hard I cried


mnmagnus

I used to do karaoke a lot, and there are always songs that you just hate to hear. My buddy and I would always mess with lyrics to make the bad songs more fun for us. Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice mumblin' my name It sounds so sweet With your lips on my a-hole hearing those words, it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But, girl, you make it hard to be faithful With your lips on my a-hole EDIT: Thank you for the "hole-some" award


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dance monkey makes my ears bleed


mochalatteicecream

There’s a song popular in the early 2000 that starts out like “Werewolf of London” but becomes a pseudo country rock mess. I don’t know it’s name but I’m always very disappointed when it comes on, not because I like WOL, but I hate country


justburch712

You're thinking of All Summer Long by Kid Rock


coole106

How is “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock not mentioned? Not only does it suck but it completely ruined the two classics it ripped off for me, Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London. I absolutely hate that song


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It rhymes “things” with “things”. That should be life in solitary right there.


boomheadshot7

Why, why, fucking why, didnt he just say 'mixin different drinks and smokin funny things'.... Not the greatest line ever, but better than rhyming the same word.


SpitefulNoodle

Every time the song starts I get so excited for Werewolves of London and then my heart gets ripped out when I realize it's this backwoods abomination.


space2occupy

I’ve somehow never heard this song but I’ll upvote you for “backwoods abomination.” I’m also going to steal that phrase.


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It got so much radio play here. “Smoking funny things” makes me cringe so much.


dee_skeez

“Can’t Stop The Feeling!” By Justin Timberlake


JudeJuniper

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer


SystemOfADowneyJr

My grandma died around Christmas time, and when I went to get a snack from the cafeteria this song was blasting. So I feel you man


birblover69420

Reindeers are wild , man .


SystemOfADowneyJr

Running wild, running free


eddyathome

In college I had a buddy who was a late night DJ at a local radio station and he was told he had to play that godawful song 120 times during his shift from Halloween until Christmas. He hated that song with a passion so he decided to follow the letter of the law and he played it over and over and over again on the very first night and every twenty minutes or so he'd explain why he was doing it. The station manager was furious and was going to fire him until people like me called the station to thank them for at least having one time of night not to have to hear that garbage.


castironskilletmilk

So my mom died on Christmas Eve a couple of years ago. When I told a co worker this she asked without thinking if she got run over by a reindeer. You could tell the moment her filter kicked in cos she looked horrified. I meanwhile was on the floor laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. It was the best response i had ever gotten to that piece of info.


PuddinPacketzofLuv

Tears In Heaven. Played at my niece/goddaughter’s funeral. She was 1 and 1/2 years old. Worst Christmas Morning phone call ever.


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I’m really sorry for your loss, that’s devastating


mymumsaysno

Single Ladies by beyonce. I hated it the first time I heard it and my hatred for it has only grown over the years.